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The Trouble With Twins

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The Trouble With Twins
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Level 34
Requirement(s): myPad
Required characters: Sherri & Terri, Milhouse, Bart, Martin
Optional characters: Lisa, Nelson, Ralph

The Trouble With Twins is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 34 content update. It requires Sherri & Terri to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Sherri & Terri's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Sherri Icon.png I love that in New Springfield, we're premium characters
Tapped Out Terri Icon.png Check out these lame, non-premium boy characters.
Tapped Out Terri Icon.png How I pity their easy affordability. Could they cost fewer donuts? The answer is no, because they cost zero donuts.
Tapped Out Sherri Icon.png To cost less, they'd have to cost negative donuts, which there's no such thing as.
Tapped Out Sherri Icon.png You can't bake a negative donut. And even if you could, you could never glaze it. Because glaze is positive. Poor, poor boys.
Tapped Out Terri Icon.png Let's mock them some more, shall we? But using our secret, unbreakable code language so they won't understand what we say.
Tapped Out Sherri Icon.png Switching to secret code language... now. B-come bin b-Terri. B-do b-you b-read b-me, b-Terri?
Tapped Out Terri Icon.png B-loud band b-clear, b-secret b-code blanguage b-buddy!
Task: "Make Sherri and Terri use Their Secret Language". The task takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Sherri & Terri's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Sherri Icon.png Bi b-wonder bif b-Milhouse's b-cooties b-have b-blue beyebrows b-too?
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I can tell you're talking about me. But why are you using that secret, unbreakable code language?
Tapped Out Terri Icon.png B-Milhouse b-thinks b-we're b-talking babout b-him. B-That's b-so b-sad.
Tapped Out Sherri Icon.png Beven b-though b-he's b-correct, bit's b-sad b-he'd b-think b-so.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png It's no fair to exclude other people. All the TV cartoons agree. So I'm going to put a stop to this!
Task: "Make Sherri and Terri use Their Secret Language". The task takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Principal Skinner, the twins are using a secret language that the rest of us can't understand.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Son, I realize schoolyard politics can be difficult. But dealing with difficult social situations is how we grow.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png If I step in now, I'm doing you a disservice.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png I see. Maybe I'll just a register a complaint with Superintendent Chalmers.
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png A complaint?! Attention, children! Effective immediately, all secret languages are banned on school property!
Tapped Out Skinner Icon.png Any kindergarteners babbling incoherently will be assumed to be speaking a secret language, and will be expelled.
Tapped Out Sherri Icon.png You ratted on us, Milhouse. And now you will receive the worst punishment we can dish out.
Tapped Out Terri Icon.png The super-creepy, super-intense Sherri/Terri double stare of death.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png No, please! Anything but that! It's off-putting! Off-puttiiinnnnnggggg...
Task: "Make Sherri and Terri Do the Creepy Twin Stare". The task takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse exclamation mark
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Lisa, save me from Terri and Sherri! Their eyes are swirling pools of liquid hate.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png The kind of hate only found in Magnetos, Emperors Palpatine and little girls!
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png I won't help you! You got our secret language banned!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Wait a second -- you speak it too? But I thought it was a twin language between Sherri and Terri.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png No, it's a secret language all the girls at this school speak. We'll explain why in a few quests.
Tapped Out Lisa Icon.png But right now, you're to come with me. The girls want an explanation...
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png No! I can't! I don't know how to talk to girls yet!
Tasks: "Have a Shrub" and "Make Milhouse Hide From Girls". The task takes place at a Shrub and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse exclamation mark
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Help, I'm being pursued by women! It's every guy's nightmare!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Milhouse, follow me. I don't know what you did, but you pissed off boykind's natural enemy, the girl, and we're eternally grateful.
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png We hereby grant you asylum in the one place no female can ever reach you -- the boys' bathroom.
Tapped Out Sherri Icon.png Attention, boys! The girls demand immediate extradition of Milhouse Van Houten.
Tapped Out Sherri Icon.png His actions have compromised the safety of everyone at this school, and he must answer for his crimes.
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Not a chance. Boy Power!
Tapped Out Terri Icon.png Then you leave us no choice. Time to pull out our ultimate weapon. Just try to resist this!
Task: "Make Sherri and Terri Cry to Get What They Want". The task takes 16 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Sherri & Terri's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Sherri Icon.png We demand you hand over Milhouse at once! He is a known tattletale and a convicted Knockout cheat.
Tapped Out Sherri Icon.png And by harboring him, you seriously jeopardize historically fragile boy-girl relations.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Uh, listen. I don't think he'll leave the bathroom. He seems to really love it.
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png Bathroom life is sweet! There's so much to do! Sink showering, mirror staring, smell smelling...
Tapped Out Terri Icon.png Ew. I could never spend my nights sleeping on the couch in the girls' bathroom.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png You have a couch in there? I knew it! I knew the girls' bathroom was nicer than ours!
Task: "Make Sherri and Terri Torment Bart". The task takes place at Springfield Elementary, requires Bart, and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png What's so important about protecting your secret girl language anyway? I can't imagine even girls care about the dumb things girls say.
Tapped Out Sherri Icon.png For your FYI, we use our secret language to protect you.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Oh my OMG, what kind of an idiot do you think I am? You seriously expect me to believe that you talk in code to protect boys?
Tapped Out Terri Icon.png It's the truth. You see-- wait, was that the recess bell I just heard? Can we pick this up later?<
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Of course. We may hate each other, and that's a wonderful thing, but nothing is more important than recess.
Tasks: "Make Sherri and Terri Play Kickball" and "Make Kids Play Kickball" (x4). The task takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png And we're back. Good game, by the way.
Tapped Out Sherri Icon.png GG, Bart! Now, I was explaining how our secret language protects you. It's very simple -- you aren't prepared to hear what girls say about you.
Tapped Out Terri Icon.png You see, we girls grow up faster than you. We understand fashion, social cues, music, trends, etc., at a level far, far superior to your own.
Tapped Out Sherri Icon.png We could verbally rip you to shreds any time we please. But that would destroy you.
Tapped Out Sherri Icon.png And then come middle school, we would have no one to date.
Tapped Out Terri Icon.png So you see, our having a secret language is really the best thing for everybody.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png That's crazy! Why would I ever care what a girl thinks about me?
Tapped Out Terri Icon.png Then you leave us no choice. I'm sorry, Bart. I'd hoped we could avoid this.
Task: "Make Sherri and Terri Mock Others". The task takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 9[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Wait a second! Where do you girls get off calling my look "so 1989."
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png I wasn't even born then! And I certainly wasn't a ten year old boy in 1989. I would have aged by now!
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png Bart, the girls say my vest doesn't flatter my shape. Tell me that's not true! It'd ruin me!
Tapped Out Sherri Icon.png What's wrong, Bart? Can't handle a little constructive criticism?
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png When you said you'd bag on the boys, I never dreamt you meant me. Everyone knows my moves are the freshest and my threads are the dopest!
Tapped Out Terri Icon.png This can end anytime you want. Just give us Milhouse.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Never!
Task: "Make Sherri and Terri Mock Others". The task takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 10[edit]

After tapping on Martin's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Martin Icon.png Bart, the girls can tell I have a crush on the art teacher. How is that possible?!
Tapped Out Nelson Icon.png They're calling me "uncouth!" Make it stop!
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Don't listen to them, men! Don't let the girls win!
Task: "Make Sherri and Terri Mock Others". The task takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 11[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Augh! I don't want to understand another awful word from you terrible, horrible creatures.
Tapped Out Bart Icon.png Ladies, take Milhouse. He's yours. Just bring back your secret language!
Tapped Out Milhouse Icon.png No, you have to protect me. I'm a whistleblower! I was performing a public service! Don't let the twins have me!
Tapped Out Sherri Icon.png You belong to us now, Milhouse.
Tapped Out Terri Icon.png Come here. Come here and accept your punishment.
Task: "Make Sherri and Terri Do the Creepy Twin Stare". The task takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash.png200 and XP.png20