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"SKINNERRRR?!"

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"SKINNERRRR?!"
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 34
Update: Level 34
Required characters: Lisa, Skinner, Chalmers
Previous quest(s): Springfield Confidential Pt. 7
Next quest(s): High School Low Pt. 1

"SKINNERRRR?!" is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 34 content update. It unlocks Chalmers and the Springfield High School.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Principal Skinner? Have you ever thought about what comes after all this?
Skinner Do you mean the afterlife? Yes, I've got it all figured out.
Skinner Heaven will be me and mother sitting in comfy recliners, and I have control of the TV remote.
Skinner Hell is the same, but she gets to pick the shows.
Lisa No, I meant what comes after we kids graduate from Springfield Elementary. We need a high school!
Task: "Build Springfield High School". It takes 4 hours.
Build: Springfield High School
New Character: Chalmers
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
Skinner When you have only one school in town, you only need a principal to run it.
Skinner But with two schools, we'll need a... a... superintendent.
Chalmers And poof, like magic, here I am.
Task: "Make Chalmers Shout at "SKINNERRRR!"". The task takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Chalmers's exclamation mark
Chalmers Well, Seymour, I see you're performing your duties to your usual high standard of sickening incompetence.
Skinner Thank you, sir. As you can see, we still only have a handful of students at Springfield Elementary. It's lovely.
Chalmers Yes. I'd almost forgotten how peaceful it is when the entire student body gets blown to Kingdom Come. We'll have to do it more often.
Chalmers But for now, let's roll up our sleeves and get educating!
Chalmers We'll start with the foundation of any strong liberal arts education -- standardized test-taking.
Task: "Make Chalmers Administer a Science Test". The task takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
Chalmers Seymour, these test scores are abominable! In science, we got the lowest aggregate score ever recorded!
Skinner It could be argued that, by establishing a new worst, we have in fact made a major contribution to science.
Chalmers It could be so argued by an idiot.
Skinner But my point stands.
Chalmers This is unacceptable, Skinner! Get out of my office while I think on what to do about this!
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10

Next Quest: Night At The Knowledgeum Pt. 1

Pt. 4[edit]

Previous Quest: Night At The Knowledgeum Pt. 3
After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
Skinner Um, Superintendent Chalmers?
Chalmers Can't you see I'm busy? I'm trying to determine the most painful, humiliating way to fire you.
Chalmers What I have so far is good, but it doesn't really "sing" yet, you know?
Skinner Yes, of course. But I think the children should be retested now that they've learned how fun science can be.
Chalmers "Science is fun?" The very notion goes against centuries of Western thought. I'll admit it -- I'm intrigued.
Task: "Make Chalmers Administer a Science Test". The task takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
Chalmers Well, look at that. The kids' test scores are up. Way up! I'm talking "satisfactory" up! Well done, Seymour!
Skinner Thank you, sir. Although I have to admit, I had help.
Chalmers es, yes, we all assumed that.
Quest reward: Cash.png100 and XP.png10