| Customers
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Customers is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 30 content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
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At last, a new store! Herman, I'd like some military antiques please.
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I'll take a box of musket balls, three "potato masher" grenades, and a dozen bazookas.
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I didn't realize you were such a fan of antique firearms.
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Oh, I'm not. I just need to bring something to the register, and have you charge me for it. You know -- shopping!
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| Task: "Make Marge Browse Herman's Military Antiques". The task takes place at Herman's Military Antiques and takes 8 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Herman's exclamation mark
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Hey, old man! Want to buy a gun? There's no better way to protect yourself.
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After all, it's scary getting old, isn't it?
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You have no idea! My vision's gone, I'm always forgettin' who I am, I panic in stressful situations...
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...my trigger finger itches something terrible, my aim ain't what it used to be, I often mistake loved ones for dangerous intruders, I forget whether things are loaded...
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...and above all, my time on Earth is short, and I'd love to take a few people with me when I go.
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You're the perfect gun owner! Step inside!
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| Task: "Make Grampa Browse Herman's Military Antiques". The task takes place at Herman's Military Antiques and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Hey, Milhouse, want to go check out the new gun shop in town?
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Of course! After all, the NRA says it's the safest place for kids.
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They also say us kids should sleep under a blanket made of loaded guns. You know -- for safety.
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I eat my cereal every morning with a gun instead of a spoon. Because more guns everywhere means safer kids. Thanks, NRA!
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| Tasks: "Make Bart Browse Herman's Military Antiques" and "Make Milhouse Browse Herman's Military Antiques". The tasks take place at Herman's Military Antiques and take 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Fat Tony's exclamation mark
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Herman, I've grown tired of my gang's "look." Black suits, pistols and shoulder holsters -- it's so 1989. We need a fresh take on the mob thing.
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Do you have any weapons that will create more "wow factor" for my associates?
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A good blunderbuss never goes out of style. Of course, it only shoots one bullet every thirty seconds.
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A small price to pay for fashion. I'll take a hundred.
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| Task: "Make Fat Tony Buy Blunderbusses". The task takes place at Herman's Military Antiques and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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