| White Collar Hero
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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White Collar Hero is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Easter 2014 content update. It requires Father Sean to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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I just backed into a parked motorcycle with my car! I gotta get out of here before its rightful Son of Anarchy shows up!
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Excuse me? Your vehicle appears to be on my bike.
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Too late! The gang has me! I'll be chain-whipped to a bloody pulp!
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Relax, friend. The only "gang" I run with meets Sunday mornings at St. Thomas More church.
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Your motorcycle gang meets in a church? Whoa, that's pretty hard-core.
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I sure am sorry about your bike. If you need to inflict gruesome street justice on me, I understand.
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Instead, why not make it up to me by attending a service? We're always looking for new members. See you Sunday!
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Oh my God. I'm going to be in a motorcycle gang! This is the greatest day of my life!
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| Task: "Make Father Sean Be Cool on his Motorbike". The job takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Flanders, I've always been a good friend to you. But for your own safety, please know that I'm in a motorcycle gang now.
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What truly horrible news!
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It IS great, isn't it? Yeah, my gang leader is called Father Sean. Which, I don't need to tell you, is a very cool nickname.
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On Sundays, we throw these sick gang parties. We sing songs, and drink Sacramento wine...
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And you know how bad guys in movies are always quoting from the Bible? Father Sean does that too. A ton. Because he's the most evil gang leader ever.
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But he also quotes from contemporary rap songs. Kind of speaks to all us gang-types on our level, you know? He's so awesome.
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Homer, I'm not entirely sure this "gang" is what you think it is.
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| Task: "Make Father Sean Quote Contemporary Rappers in a Sermon". The job takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Hey Flanders! Wanna hear another cool thing about my gang? The worldwide leader of the whole deal is called "the Pope."
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ow twisted is that? "The Pope." Just like that dude in Rome who's way nicer than the one that came before him.
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Homer, brace yourself. I think this "gang" you've joined is actually the C-c-c-c... oh, I can't say it. It's too horrible.
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Out with it, stupid Flanders!
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The Catholic Church! *SOBS UNCONTROLLABLY*
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Church?! Father Sean, are you saving my eternal soul? How dare you!
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Let's talk about this later, yeah? My band is about to go on stage.
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Your band! Stop making religion cool, Celibate Fonzie!
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Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern".
Task: "Make Father Sean Play Drums in a Priest Band". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Father Sean's exclamation mark
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I'm sorry I tricked you into coming to church, Homer.
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I'm just bummed out there's no motorcycle gang. Because deep down I want what every man wants...
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...to belong to a doctrinaire, hierarchical organization that enforces its will through intimidation and violence.
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But the Catholic Church did all those things and more.
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Sure, but then Pope Francis came along and ruined everything. With all his caring about poor people, and seeming like a decent guy. Disgusting!
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I'll admit, it's been an adjustment for all of us.
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| Task: "Make Father Sean Make Catholicism Cool". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Father Sean's exclamation mark
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Homer, if I'm trying to recruit you for Catholicism, it's only because I want you to get into heaven.
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What, all I need to punch my heaven ticket is to repent my sins right before I die, correct?
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Well, uh, TECHNICALLY that's true...
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So I can sin all I want, then, just before I croak, I say "My bad, sorry guys," and I get the same result that a genuinely good person would?
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Uhhhhhhhhh...
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Loophole!
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You're not really appreciating the spirit of the thing...
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Hey, don't blame me if you guys goofed when you wrote the rules. See ya on my deathbed, dude. Not a moment before.
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| Task: "Make Father Sean Regret Meeting Homer Simpson". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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