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Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins
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Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins
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Tapped Out Quest Information
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Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Easter 2014 content update.
Dialogue[edit]
After starting the update
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Whaaaaack...ing...day.....whack...ing...day.....
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Whack-ing-day!... Whack-ing-day!
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WHACKINGDAY!!! WHACKINGDAY!!!
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WHACKINGDAYWHACKINGDAYWHACKINGDAYWHACKINGDAY WHACKINGDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Lisa, know what day it is? Here's a hint -- it's the day we whack snakes with sticks until they die. Can you guess?
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...
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Oh, right. I forgot you're not a fan.
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But even YOU can appreciate my new whacking stick. It's got everything -- a handle, the part you hit the snake with... and that's all.
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I've always been partial to Crushman Co.'s line of whacking sticks: the Brainseeker, the Snake Harmer, the Blunt Force Mama...
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Sure, those were fine sticks in their day. But the new carbon fiber whackers are light years ahead. It's almost like the snake is whacking itself.
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In all our squabbling over personal preference, let's not lose sight of the true meaning of Whacking Day -- God hates snakes.
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Task: "Make Homer Prepare for Whacking Day". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 24 hours. Task: "Make Apu Prepare for Whacking Day". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 24 hours. If Willie is owned: Task: "Make Willie Prepare for Whacking Day". The job takes place at Willie's Shack and takes 24 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Whacking Day is here, and all we've got in town are rabbits? How am I supposed to murder adorable, innocent bunnies?
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By bashing them in the skull, same as the snakes. I'll show ye.
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Willie, you wouldn't!
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Oot a me way, little girl! Now, I simply entice the fluffy devil to me with a carrot, raise me whacking stick, look into its innocent soulful eyes and... and...
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Ach! I canneh whack them.
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And now you don't have to! Thanks to my latest least-plausible invention -- the Bunny Stunner!
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Instead of humanely bopping them on the head, it will humanely shoot thousands of volts through their body.
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How is that humane?
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They're very few amps.
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Ugh, a science lesson?! Just shut up and let me try it already.
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Task: "Humanely Zap Bunnies" (x10).
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I guess the upside here is that by letting the bunnies live, we can whack them again and again.
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It's quantity over quality -- the hallmark of Simpsons Tapped Out!
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Quest reward: 250/250 and 10
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After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Is it my imagination, or are these bunnies... laying eggs?
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You don't think that these are ACTUAL Easter Bunnies, do you?
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So the Easter Bunny is real? Because my friend Janey doesn't believe in him, yet she still gets a basket.
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It's only anecdotal evidence, but it's sent shock waves through the entire second grade's belief system.
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Of course the Easter Bunny is real! Don't you listen to that moron Janey. Just cling tight to your remaining innocence with all your strength, little girl.
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Okay, will do. Phew.
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Now, stand aside. Daddy's got some eggs to collect.
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Task: "Make Homer Steal Easter Eggs". The job takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward: 250/250 and 10
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After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
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Bunnies instead of snakes? It makes no sense!
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Maybe it does. Consider that over the years, we've whacked the local snake population into near-extinction.
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Leaving bunnies without a key predator, thereby allowing their numbers to explode.
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Once again, we see evidence of the fluidity of natural ecosystems. Animal populations change over time depending on their environment.
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So you're saying that all these bunnies are proof that nature is capable of adaptation and change. Sort of like evolution?
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I suppose...
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Well, we can't have evidence of evolution hopping around everywhere. Time to go bunny-huntin'!
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Task: "Make Ned Hunt Bunnies". The job takes 16 hours.
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Quest reward: 250/250 and 10
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After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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I remember my first rabbit hunt like it was yesterday. I had hired myself out as a guide on an African safari. My client's name? Teddy Roosevelt.
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Dad, that's great, but I'm kind of busy right--
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We were pushing through the underbrush, in search of a 12-point bull rabbit that the indigenous people called "El Guapo."
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Teddy Roosevelt died before you were born, "El Guapo" is Spanish, and "12-point" refers to antlers, which rabbits don't have. Now, I really have to--
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I spotted El Guapo up ahead. He was leaning casually on the rim of his rabbit hole, chomping a carrot and giving me the old "What's up, Doc?"
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That's a cartoon and--
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I snuck up to him, but just before I shot, the wascally bandit informed me that wabbit season had just ended, and that it was now duck season.
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Imagine my shock!
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Task: "Make Homer Endure One of Grampa's Stories". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 24 hours.
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Quest reward: 250/250 and 10
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After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
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Hello, Lisa! Care to choose from our selection of ultra-high-quality Easter-themed items?
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A few days ago this store was stuffed with Whacking Day supplies. How'd you switch to Easter so quickly?
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You think it's so difficult getting plastic junk in a hurry?
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That said, this is, of course, only the highest-quality plastic junk.
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Sold at a very reasonable markup of 6,000%.
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And still they buy. How I weep for my adopted homeland.
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Task: "Make Apu Stock the Kwik-E-Mart for Easter". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 8 hours.
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Quest reward: 250/250 and 10
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After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Zappin' rabbits? It's what Easter's all about!
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Not to nitpick, Homer, but Easter is actually about the resurrection of our Lord.
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Really? How come I'm just hearing about this?
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You can't be serious. You go to church every Sunday. Has literally none of it sunk in?
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I like the part where we all shake hands and wish each other well.
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It's fun because sometimes you shake the hand of a dude you hate, and you can God-bless them in a sort of Clint Eastwood-style voice.
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Like, you say "Peace be with you," but what you really mean is "I'll see you in hell."
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And if that's all I take from religion, well, that's enough. It truly is.
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Homer, I... I have to... go... now.
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Task: "Make Ned Prepare Easter Dinner". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 250/250 and 10
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After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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There's simply no logical explanation for a rabbit that lays eggs. It's like something out of a bad movie, or a poorly-thought-out video game!
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I beg ta differ, little pointy-haired girl.
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As an expert on crossbreeding and inbreeding of all kinds, I know genetic oopsies like this happen every day.
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There's several Spucklers what lays eggs. You never tasted such delicious yolks. Ain't no egg like a person egg.
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You're saying these rabbits might have been genetically engineered to lay eggs? But who would do such a thing? And why?
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I reckon that's for later missions. Right now, I need to grow some carrots for our little friends. For all I know, they's kin!
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Task: "Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus's Farm". Task: "Harvest Carrots at Cletus's Farm". It takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 250/250 and 10
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After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Principal Skinner, are you aware that the school library is woefully undersupplied with books on genetic engineering?
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Well, our funding has been drastically cut back. But we did recently acquire some mid-eighties L.L.Bean catalogs.
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Quench your thirst for knowledge on those.
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And while I realize that the latest fad theories in education would dispute this, I've never really felt that girls and science are a good fit.
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Principal Skinner!
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I shouldn't have said that, should I?
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Please, I'm just trying to determine if rabbits can be bred to lay eggs.
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Ah, yes. Well good luck with your worthy inquiries. Me, I plan on enjoying the free eggs while they're here.
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Mother never let me go on an egg hunt. She said it was a waste of good food that I'd never find anyway...
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Task: "Reach Level 9 and Build Springfield Elementary". Task: "Make Skinner Search the School for Eggs". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary School and takes 24 hours.
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Quest reward: 250/250 and 10
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After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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I don't know. Maybe Dad's right. Maybe these egg-laying bunnies are all just magic and wonder.
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Hmm, an email in my inbox. From a "D.E. Machina."
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DON'T GIVE UP. FOLLOW THE EGGS. SENT FROM MY PHONE.
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WHO ARE YOU? AND WHY SHOULD I TRUST ANYONE WHO HASN'T TURNED OFF THAT ANNOYING "SENT FROM MY PHONE" SIGNATURE?
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I KEEP MEANING TO LOOK UP HOW TO DO THAT. SENT FROM MY PHONE.
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SOMEONE IS BUYING UP ALL THE EGGS. FIND OUT WHO. SENT FROM MY PHONE.
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FINE. IN THE MEANTIME, GO TO SETTINGS/MAIL/SIGNATURE AND CHANGE THE SIGNATURE TO BLANK. YOU'RE WELCOME.
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Task: "Make Lisa Follow the Eggs". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
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Quest reward: 250/250 and 10
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After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Here bunny... *zap* whoo, an egg! Here bunny...
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Why's everyone so excited about hunting magical bunnies around town? I've been doing it for years.
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Yeah, but these bunnies aren't drunken hallucinations, Barn. They're real.
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Oh. Hey, that IS exciting!
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Yeah, well it don't hold a candle to Whacking Day. There's something about killing defenseless little animals that just warms a creep's heart.
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Wait -- what am I saying? The only reason people ain't killin' bunnies is because they're squeamish. But there ain't an ounce of squeam in me!
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Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern". Task: "Make Moe Hunt Bunnies with Prejudice". The job takes 1 day 12 hours.
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Quest reward: 250/250 and 10
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After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Milhouse, I need your help.
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Anything for you, Lis. So long as it in no way conflicts with my being a world-class chicken.
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Or involves breaking any rules of any kind, even rules I know to be stupid and/or unenforceable.
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Come on, Milhouse. Live a little.
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I've made it ten years without living. I'm not about to start now.
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I'm trying to track down where the eggs go after they're redeemed. I need you to buy an Easter Box from the mysterious stranger.
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If you help me out, Puppy Goo Goo gets invited to every tea party I throw from now on.
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I can't deny that Puppy Goo Goo's anaemic social life is the greatest concern of my life. Very well, Lisa, I'm in.
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Task: "Make Lisa Investigate the Easter Boxes". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward: 250/250 and 10
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After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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I've tracked the egg shipments to the nuclear plant. I think Mr. Burns may be behind this evil plot!
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Like he's behind every single evil plot Springfield has ever faced?
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Yeah, this town could use another villain. But first, we need to break into the nuclear plant. How good are you at climbing fences?
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Coach Krupt has called me "the most disappointing physical specimen ever to grasp a dodgeball."
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Compared to my P.E. assessment, that's a compliment. Looks like you're the man for the job!
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Task: "Make Milhouse Sneak into the Control Building". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 8 hours.
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There's a whole egg factory in there! Bunnies laying eggs as far as the eye can see!
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Wait a second, if Mr. Burns can produce his own eggs, why is he buying up everyone else's? It doesn't make sense!
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I'm sure Hubert Wong could figure it out.
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Well, he hasn't been added to the town yet. And anyway, I'm smarter than Hubert Wong.
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I am TOO smarter!
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Quest reward: 250/250 and 10
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After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Must get every Easter Box prize... Must complete set... Life meaningless until all are mine...
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Snap out of it, man! Quit letting a randomized outcome rule your life.
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Oh, it's not random. There's a pattern, I'm sure of it. Just like there's a pattern to how we walk around town... I assume.
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Maybe you should just go to work. Then you could earn enough money to buy the things you want outright.
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What's the point of that? There's no drama, no delectable tension. Besides, Mr. Burns told all his employees to take the month off and collect eggs.
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Which I find in no way suspicious! Now shut up.
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According to an online forum post I just read, the next Easter Box I buy is guaranteed to pay off big! Guaranteed!
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Task: "Buy another Easter Box".
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Quest reward: 250/250 and 10
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After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Lisa, everyone in town but you and me is obsessed with egg-collecting.
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Follow the eggs... follow the eggs, he said...
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Oh my God, it's got my sister, too.
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Well, as the only non-zombified person here, I owe it to the town I love to embark on a massive crime spree. To the spray paint store!
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Wait! Bart, an anonymous whistle blower is emailing me clues about the scientific origins of the bunnies. I have to find out who it is.
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To catch a geek, hire an even bigger geek.
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Task: "Make Bart Question Comic Book Guy". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon and takes 4 hours.
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You have come to the right place. On the internet, no one can hide from... FREAKZILLA48!
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That's a pretty lame handle for a cyberwarrior.
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What can I say -- FREAKZILLA1 through FREAKZILLA47 were taken. Anyhoo, typety-typety...
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"D.E.Machina" appears to be originating from a server that goes by the name "Sax on the Beach."
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*gasp* "Sax on the Beach" is the title of Bleeding Gum Murphy's only album!
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If this mystery involves jazz in any way, I vote we let this whole town go to hell.
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Seconded! Horrible, horrible music.
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For your information, jazz is America's--
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--only indigenous art form? Yes, we've all heard that argument before. And yet the music still blows.
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Quest reward: 250/250 and 10
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After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Maybe if we listen to "Sax on the Beach," we'll find a clue as to why these bunnies were bred.
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Listen to jazz? I'd rather die. Seriously. That's not an expression. I honestly, rationally choose death over jazz.
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I really don't understand this hatred for America's--
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ONLY INDIGENOUS ART FORM??? WE GET IT!!!
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IT'S STILL GROWN MEN NOODLING AROUND ON WIND INSTRUMENTS FOR HOURS ON END.
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Sorry. Look, you're my sister. And despite that fact, I like you. On rare occasions.
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But don't ask this of me. If I hear lick one, I will literally vomit to death.
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Task: "Make Lisa Listen to a Bleeding Gums Murphy Album". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward: 250/250 and 10
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After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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It's strange. Most of Murphy's songs are about the love of his life, but I can't remember him mentioning a special woman.
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In fact, the only obsession I recall him having was for Faberge Eggs...
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Eggs? As in Easter Eggs?
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But Faberge eggs are crazy expensive. You'd have to be fantastically wealthy to acquire even one.
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As wealthy as... MR. BURNS! It all fits!
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It's time for D.E. MACHINA to come clean.
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Task: "Make Lisa Contact the Whistleblower". The job takes place at The Java Server and takes 24 hours.
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BURNS PAID FOR THE DEVELOPMENT OF EGG-LAYING BUNNIES.
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BUT WHY? HOW WILL CREATING LOTS OF EGGS HELP HIM ACQUIRE A 'FABERGE' EGG?
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WHAT INTERESTS A MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING? WHY, THE IMPOSSIBLE, OF COURSE.
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YOU ARE ALMOST THERE. THINK, BY GLAYVIN!
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WAIT, "GLAYVIN?" PROFESSOR FRINK, IS THIS YOU?
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NO! FOR HOYVIN-MAYVEN'S SAKE! OKAY, FINE, YES. IT'S ME.
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WITH THE SLIP-UPS, AND THE POOR WORD CHOICE, AND THE WHY DIDN'T I ERASE THAT BEFORE HITTING "SEND?"
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Quest reward: 250/250 and 10
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After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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So it was you who engineered these rabbits? I never suspected it would be the one and only scientist in town!
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It's true. I gave life to these adorable abominations. Sooooo fluffy, sooooo cursed. Glayvin.
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But why reach out to me?
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Because I knew it was wrong. My delicate nerd bones crumple under the weight of a three-pound backpack, let alone a half ton of guilt.
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Burns' farm is enormous, and those rabbits breed like overly libidinous I-can't-think-of-the-word.
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It was inevitable a few rabbits would escape into the wild.
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And Burns doesn't want to lose their eggs! That leaves only one question left to answer.
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Task: "Make Lisa Confront Mr. Burns". The job takes place at the Control Building, requires Mr. Burns, and takes 8 hours.
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Why did I do it? You see, I've collected nearly all the Faberge eggs that survive to this day.
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And it wasn't easy. You have no idea how difficult stealing from Russian oligarchs is. "Paranoid" doesn't begin to describe those guys.
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But there's one kind of Faberge even THEY don't have. A naturally-occurring one.
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And so I hired Frink to create a creature that just might someday lay one.
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o that's why you needed every single egg. On the off chance that one might contain your prize.
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Ha! I guess even the super-rich are powerless against the endless, unquenchable urge to collect things they don't need.
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Of course! It's universal. A fact for which all of us in this digital town should be very grateful.
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Hmm, I guess if people weren't suckers for collecting, EA would have no reason to keep updating this game.
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Exactly. So stop pointing out how useless this whole endeavor is, you idiot! We need these people!
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Message
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All bunnies now have a rare chance to plop out the elusive Natural Faberge Egg.
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Message
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Or, if you're completely, utterly sick to death of randomly-generated events, you can get it from the store.
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Quest reward: 250/250 and 10
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The following dialogue was cut from Pt. 2:
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No one doesn't like pummeling bunny rabbits, but you know what's even more fun?
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Getting a whole mess of eggs all at once!
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And you can! With my latest, least-plausible invention to date!
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They're very few amps.
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Patent pending, but probably Nathan Myhrvold already owns something vaguely similar and is preparing a lawsuit.
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Which means you should act now, before I'm forced to shutter my business!
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