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Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins

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Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Easter 2014
Requirement(s): myPad
Required characters: Homer, Apu, Lisa, Ned, Skinner, Moe, Milhouse, Bart, Mr. Burns
Optional characters: Willie, Grampa

Four-Day Weekend For Our Sins is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Easter 2014 content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After starting the update
Homer - Happy Whaaaaack...ing...day.....whack...ing...day.....
Willie - Happy Whack-ing-day!... Whack-ing-day!
Apu - Happy WHACKINGDAY!!! WHACKINGDAY!!!
Homer - Happy WHACKINGDAYWHACKINGDAYWHACKINGDAYWHACKINGDAY WHACKINGDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Homer Lisa, know what day it is? Here's a hint -- it's the day we whack snakes with sticks until they die. Can you guess?
Lisa - Annoyed ...
Homer - Guilty Oh, right. I forgot you're not a fan.
Homer But even YOU can appreciate my new whacking stick. It's got everything -- a handle, the part you hit the snake with... and that's all.
Willie I've always been partial to Crushman Co.'s line of whacking sticks: the Brainseeker, the Snake Harmer, the Blunt Force Mama...
Apu Sure, those were fine sticks in their day. But the new carbon fiber whackers are light years ahead. It's almost like the snake is whacking itself.
Homer In all our squabbling over personal preference, let's not lose sight of the true meaning of Whacking Day -- God hates snakes.
Task: "Make Homer Prepare for Whacking Day". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Apu Prepare for Whacking Day". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 24 hours.
If Willie is owned: Task: "Make Willie Prepare for Whacking Day". The job takes place at Willie's Shack and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Bunny ...
Homer - Serious Whacking Day is here, and all we've got in town are rabbits? How am I supposed to murder adorable, innocent bunnies?
Willie By bashing them in the skull, same as the snakes. I'll show ye.
Lisa Willie, you wouldn't!
Willie - Angry Oot a me way, little girl! Now, I simply entice the fluffy devil to me with a carrot, raise me whacking stick, look into its innocent soulful eyes and... and...
Willie - Sad Ach! I canneh whack them.
Professor Frink And now you don't have to! Thanks to my latest least-plausible invention -- the Bunny Stunner!
Professor Frink Instead of humanely bopping them on the head, it will humanely shoot thousands of volts through their body.
Lisa How is that humane?
Professor Frink They're very few amps.
Homer Ugh, a science lesson?! Just shut up and let me try it already.
Task: "Humanely Zap Bunnies" (x10).
Homer I guess the upside here is that by letting the bunnies live, we can whack them again and again.
Homer It's quantity over quality -- the hallmark of Simpsons Tapped Out!
Quest reward: BlueEgg.png250/PinkEgg.png250 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Is it my imagination, or are these bunnies... laying eggs?
Homer - Surprised You don't think that these are ACTUAL Easter Bunnies, do you?
Lisa - Angry So the Easter Bunny is real? Because my friend Janey doesn't believe in him, yet she still gets a basket.
Lisa It's only anecdotal evidence, but it's sent shock waves through the entire second grade's belief system.
Homer Of course the Easter Bunny is real! Don't you listen to that moron Janey. Just cling tight to your remaining innocence with all your strength, little girl.
Lisa - Happy Okay, will do. Phew.
Homer Now, stand aside. Daddy's got some eggs to collect.
Task: "Make Homer Steal Easter Eggs". The job takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: BlueEgg.png250/PinkEgg.png250 and XP10

Next Quest: Sucking Out

Pt. 4[edit]

Previous Quest: Sucking Out
After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
Ned Bunnies instead of snakes? It makes no sense!
Lisa Maybe it does. Consider that over the years, we've whacked the local snake population into near-extinction.
Lisa Leaving bunnies without a key predator, thereby allowing their numbers to explode.
Lisa Once again, we see evidence of the fluidity of natural ecosystems. Animal populations change over time depending on their environment.
Ned So you're saying that all these bunnies are proof that nature is capable of adaptation and change. Sort of like evolution?
Lisa I suppose...
Ned Well, we can't have evidence of evolution hopping around everywhere. Time to go bunny-huntin'!
Task: "Make Ned Hunt Bunnies". The job takes 16 hours.
Quest reward: BlueEgg.png250/PinkEgg.png250 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Grampa I remember my first rabbit hunt like it was yesterday. I had hired myself out as a guide on an African safari. My client's name? Teddy Roosevelt.
Homer - Thoughtful Dad, that's great, but I'm kind of busy right--
Grampa We were pushing through the underbrush, in search of a 12-point bull rabbit that the indigenous people called "El Guapo."
Homer - Sad Teddy Roosevelt died before you were born, "El Guapo" is Spanish, and "12-point" refers to antlers, which rabbits don't have. Now, I really have to--
Grampa I spotted El Guapo up ahead. He was leaning casually on the rim of his rabbit hole, chomping a carrot and giving me the old "What's up, Doc?"
Homer - Sad That's a cartoon and--
Grampa I snuck up to him, but just before I shot, the wascally bandit informed me that wabbit season had just ended, and that it was now duck season.
Grampa Imagine my shock!
Task: "Make Homer Endure One of Grampa's Stories". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: BlueEgg.png250/PinkEgg.png250 and XP10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
Apu Hello, Lisa! Care to choose from our selection of ultra-high-quality Easter-themed items?
Lisa A few days ago this store was stuffed with Whacking Day supplies. How'd you switch to Easter so quickly?
Apu You think it's so difficult getting plastic junk in a hurry?
Apu That said, this is, of course, only the highest-quality plastic junk.
Apu Sold at a very reasonable markup of 6,000%.
Apu And still they buy. How I weep for my adopted homeland.
Task: "Make Apu Stock the Kwik-E-Mart for Easter". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: BlueEgg.png250/PinkEgg.png250 and XP10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Happy Zappin' rabbits? It's what Easter's all about!
Ned Not to nitpick, Homer, but Easter is actually about the resurrection of our Lord.
Homer Really? How come I'm just hearing about this?
Ned You can't be serious. You go to church every Sunday. Has literally none of it sunk in?
Homer I like the part where we all shake hands and wish each other well.
Homer It's fun because sometimes you shake the hand of a dude you hate, and you can God-bless them in a sort of Clint Eastwood-style voice.
Homer Like, you say "Peace be with you," but what you really mean is "I'll see you in hell."
Homer And if that's all I take from religion, well, that's enough. It truly is.
Ned - Sad Homer, I... I have to... go... now.
Task: "Make Ned Prepare Easter Dinner". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: BlueEgg.png250/PinkEgg.png250 and XP10

Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa - Annoyed There's simply no logical explanation for a rabbit that lays eggs. It's like something out of a bad movie, or a poorly-thought-out video game!
Cletus I beg ta differ, little pointy-haired girl.
Cletus - Smiling As an expert on crossbreeding and inbreeding of all kinds, I know genetic oopsies like this happen every day.
Cletus - Smiling There's several Spucklers what lays eggs. You never tasted such delicious yolks. Ain't no egg like a person egg.
Lisa - Annoyed You're saying these rabbits might have been genetically engineered to lay eggs? But who would do such a thing? And why?
Cletus - Smiling I reckon that's for later missions. Right now, I need to grow some carrots for our little friends. For all I know, they's kin!
Task: "Reach Level 6 and Build Cletus's Farm".
Task: "Harvest Carrots at Cletus's Farm". It takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: BlueEgg.png250/PinkEgg.png250 and XP10

Pt. 9[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa - Annoyed Principal Skinner, are you aware that the school library is woefully undersupplied with books on genetic engineering?
Skinner Well, our funding has been drastically cut back. But we did recently acquire some mid-eighties L.L.Bean catalogs.
Skinner Quench your thirst for knowledge on those.
Skinner And while I realize that the latest fad theories in education would dispute this, I've never really felt that girls and science are a good fit.
Lisa - Angry Principal Skinner!
Skinner I shouldn't have said that, should I?
Lisa - Angry Please, I'm just trying to determine if rabbits can be bred to lay eggs.
Skinner Ah, yes. Well good luck with your worthy inquiries. Me, I plan on enjoying the free eggs while they're here.
Skinner Mother never let me go on an egg hunt. She said it was a waste of good food that I'd never find anyway...
Task: "Reach Level 9 and Build Springfield Elementary".
Task: "Make Skinner Search the School for Eggs". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary School and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: BlueEgg.png250/PinkEgg.png250 and XP10

Pt. 10[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa I don't know. Maybe Dad's right. Maybe these egg-laying bunnies are all just magic and wonder.
Lisa Hmm, an email in my inbox. From a "D.E. Machina."
D.E. Machina DON'T GIVE UP. FOLLOW THE EGGS. SENT FROM MY PHONE.
Lisa WHO ARE YOU? AND WHY SHOULD I TRUST ANYONE WHO HASN'T TURNED OFF THAT ANNOYING "SENT FROM MY PHONE" SIGNATURE?
D.E. Machina I KEEP MEANING TO LOOK UP HOW TO DO THAT. SENT FROM MY PHONE.
D.E. Machina SOMEONE IS BUYING UP ALL THE EGGS. FIND OUT WHO. SENT FROM MY PHONE.
Lisa FINE. IN THE MEANTIME, GO TO SETTINGS/MAIL/SIGNATURE AND CHANGE THE SIGNATURE TO BLANK. YOU'RE WELCOME.
Task: "Make Lisa Follow the Eggs". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: BlueEgg.png250/PinkEgg.png250 and XP10

Pt. 11[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Here bunny... *zap* whoo, an egg! Here bunny...
Barney Why's everyone so excited about hunting magical bunnies around town? I've been doing it for years.
Moe Yeah, but these bunnies aren't drunken hallucinations, Barn. They're real.
Barney Oh. Hey, that IS exciting!
Moe - Angry Yeah, well it don't hold a candle to Whacking Day. There's something about killing defenseless little animals that just warms a creep's heart.
Moe - Angry Wait -- what am I saying? The only reason people ain't killin' bunnies is because they're squeamish. But there ain't an ounce of squeam in me!
Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern".
Task: "Make Moe Hunt Bunnies with Prejudice". The job takes 1 day 12 hours.
Quest reward: BlueEgg.png250/PinkEgg.png250 and XP10

Pt. 12[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Milhouse, I need your help.
Milhouse Anything for you, Lis. So long as it in no way conflicts with my being a world-class chicken.
Milhouse Or involves breaking any rules of any kind, even rules I know to be stupid and/or unenforceable.
Lisa Come on, Milhouse. Live a little.
Milhouse I've made it ten years without living. I'm not about to start now.
Lisa I'm trying to track down where the eggs go after they're redeemed. I need you to buy an Easter Box from the mysterious stranger.
Lisa If you help me out, Puppy Goo Goo gets invited to every tea party I throw from now on.
Milhouse I can't deny that Puppy Goo Goo's anaemic social life is the greatest concern of my life. Very well, Lisa, I'm in.
Task: "Make Lisa Investigate the Easter Boxes". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: BlueEgg.png250/PinkEgg.png250 and XP10

Pt. 13[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa I've tracked the egg shipments to the nuclear plant. I think Mr. Burns may be behind this evil plot!
Milhouse Like he's behind every single evil plot Springfield has ever faced?
Lisa - Deadpan Yeah, this town could use another villain. But first, we need to break into the nuclear plant. How good are you at climbing fences?
Milhouse Coach Krupt has called me "the most disappointing physical specimen ever to grasp a dodgeball."
Lisa Compared to my P.E. assessment, that's a compliment. Looks like you're the man for the job!
Task: "Make Milhouse Sneak into the Control Building". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 8 hours.
Milhouse There's a whole egg factory in there! Bunnies laying eggs as far as the eye can see!
Lisa Wait a second, if Mr. Burns can produce his own eggs, why is he buying up everyone else's? It doesn't make sense!
Milhouse I'm sure Hubert Wong could figure it out.
Lisa Well, he hasn't been added to the town yet. And anyway, I'm smarter than Hubert Wong.
Milhouse ...
Lisa I am TOO smarter!
Quest reward: BlueEgg.png250/PinkEgg.png250 and XP10

Pt. 14[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Drunk Must get every Easter Box prize... Must complete set... Life meaningless until all are mine...
Bart Snap out of it, man! Quit letting a randomized outcome rule your life.
Homer - Drunk Oh, it's not random. There's a pattern, I'm sure of it. Just like there's a pattern to how we walk around town... I assume.
Bart Maybe you should just go to work. Then you could earn enough money to buy the things you want outright.
Homer What's the point of that? There's no drama, no delectable tension. Besides, Mr. Burns told all his employees to take the month off and collect eggs.
Homer Which I find in no way suspicious! Now shut up.
Homer According to an online forum post I just read, the next Easter Box I buy is guaranteed to pay off big! Guaranteed!
Task: "Buy another Easter Box".
Quest reward: BlueEgg.png250/PinkEgg.png250 and XP10

Pt. 15[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Bart Lisa, everyone in town but you and me is obsessed with egg-collecting.
Lisa - Deadpan Follow the eggs... follow the eggs, he said...
Bart Oh my God, it's got my sister, too.
Bart Well, as the only non-zombified person here, I owe it to the town I love to embark on a massive crime spree. To the spray paint store!
Lisa Wait! Bart, an anonymous whistle blower is emailing me clues about the scientific origins of the bunnies. I have to find out who it is.
Bart To catch a geek, hire an even bigger geek.
Task: "Make Bart Question Comic Book Guy". The job takes place at the Android's Dungeon and takes 4 hours.
Comic Book Guy - Annoyed You have come to the right place. On the internet, no one can hide from... FREAKZILLA48!
Bart That's a pretty lame handle for a cyberwarrior.
Comic Book Guy What can I say -- FREAKZILLA1 through FREAKZILLA47 were taken. Anyhoo, typety-typety...
Comic Book Guy "D.E.Machina" appears to be originating from a server that goes by the name "Sax on the Beach."
Lisa - Shocked *gasp* "Sax on the Beach" is the title of Bleeding Gum Murphy's only album!
Bart If this mystery involves jazz in any way, I vote we let this whole town go to hell.
Comic Book Guy Seconded! Horrible, horrible music.
Lisa For your information, jazz is America's--
Comic Book Guy --only indigenous art form? Yes, we've all heard that argument before. And yet the music still blows.
Quest reward: BlueEgg.png250/PinkEgg.png250 and XP10

Pt. 16[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Maybe if we listen to "Sax on the Beach," we'll find a clue as to why these bunnies were bred.
Bart Listen to jazz? I'd rather die. Seriously. That's not an expression. I honestly, rationally choose death over jazz.
Lisa I really don't understand this hatred for America's--
Bart - Angry ONLY INDIGENOUS ART FORM??? WE GET IT!!!
Bart - Angry IT'S STILL GROWN MEN NOODLING AROUND ON WIND INSTRUMENTS FOR HOURS ON END.
Bart Sorry. Look, you're my sister. And despite that fact, I like you. On rare occasions.
Bart But don't ask this of me. If I hear lick one, I will literally vomit to death.
Task: "Make Lisa Listen to a Bleeding Gums Murphy Album". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: BlueEgg.png250/PinkEgg.png250 and XP10

Pt. 17[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa It's strange. Most of Murphy's songs are about the love of his life, but I can't remember him mentioning a special woman.
Lisa In fact, the only obsession I recall him having was for Faberge Eggs...
Bart Eggs? As in Easter Eggs?
Lisa But Faberge eggs are crazy expensive. You'd have to be fantastically wealthy to acquire even one.
Lisa As wealthy as... MR. BURNS! It all fits!
Lisa It's time for D.E. MACHINA to come clean.
Task: "Make Lisa Contact the Whistleblower". The job takes place at The Java Server and takes 24 hours.
D.E. Machina BURNS PAID FOR THE DEVELOPMENT OF EGG-LAYING BUNNIES.
Lisa BUT WHY? HOW WILL CREATING LOTS OF EGGS HELP HIM ACQUIRE A 'FABERGE' EGG?
D.E. Machina WHAT INTERESTS A MAN WHO HAS EVERYTHING? WHY, THE IMPOSSIBLE, OF COURSE.
D.E. Machina YOU ARE ALMOST THERE. THINK, BY GLAYVIN!
Lisa WAIT, "GLAYVIN?" PROFESSOR FRINK, IS THIS YOU?
D.E. Machina NO! FOR HOYVIN-MAYVEN'S SAKE! OKAY, FINE, YES. IT'S ME.
D.E. Machina WITH THE SLIP-UPS, AND THE POOR WORD CHOICE, AND THE WHY DIDN'T I ERASE THAT BEFORE HITTING "SEND?"
Quest reward: BlueEgg.png250/PinkEgg.png250 and XP10

Pt. 18[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa So it was you who engineered these rabbits? I never suspected it would be the one and only scientist in town!
Professor Frink It's true. I gave life to these adorable abominations. Sooooo fluffy, sooooo cursed. Glayvin.
Lisa - Shocked But why reach out to me?
Professor Frink Because I knew it was wrong. My delicate nerd bones crumple under the weight of a three-pound backpack, let alone a half ton of guilt.
Professor Frink Burns' farm is enormous, and those rabbits breed like overly libidinous I-can't-think-of-the-word.
Professor Frink It was inevitable a few rabbits would escape into the wild.
Lisa - Angry And Burns doesn't want to lose their eggs! That leaves only one question left to answer.
Task: "Make Lisa Confront Mr. Burns". The job takes place at the Control Building, requires Mr. Burns, and takes 8 hours.
Mr. Burns Why did I do it? You see, I've collected nearly all the Faberge eggs that survive to this day.
Mr. Burns - Angry And it wasn't easy. You have no idea how difficult stealing from Russian oligarchs is. "Paranoid" doesn't begin to describe those guys.
Mr. Burns But there's one kind of Faberge even THEY don't have. A naturally-occurring one.
Mr. Burns And so I hired Frink to create a creature that just might someday lay one.
Lisa o that's why you needed every single egg. On the off chance that one might contain your prize.
Homer Ha! I guess even the super-rich are powerless against the endless, unquenchable urge to collect things they don't need.
Mr. Burns Of course! It's universal. A fact for which all of us in this digital town should be very grateful.
Homer Hmm, I guess if people weren't suckers for collecting, EA would have no reason to keep updating this game.
Mr. Burns Exactly. So stop pointing out how useless this whole endeavor is, you idiot! We need these people!
Message All bunnies now have a rare chance to plop out the elusive Natural Faberge Egg.
Message Or, if you're completely, utterly sick to death of randomly-generated events, you can get it from the store.
Quest reward: BlueEgg.png250/PinkEgg.png250 and XP10

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The following dialogue was cut from Pt. 2:

Homer No one doesn't like pummeling bunny rabbits, but you know what's even more fun?
Homer Getting a whole mess of eggs all at once!
Professor Frink And you can! With my latest, least-plausible invention to date!
Professor Frink They're very few amps.
Professor Frink Patent pending, but probably Nathan Myhrvold already owns something vaguely similar and is preparing a lawsuit.
Professor Frink Which means you should act now, before I'm forced to shutter my business!