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Police Tank

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For the decoration, see Police Tank.


Police Tank
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: "Much Apu About Something" episode tie-in
Requirement(s): Police Tank
Required characters: Wiggum, Snake
Optional characters: Lou, Eddie

Police Tank is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the "Much Apu About Something" episode tie-in content update. It requires the Police Tank to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After obtaining the Police Tank
Wiggum With this tank, Springfield's police equipment is now on par with the rest of the country. The country of Kazakhstan!
Eddie You think this tank will help in the war on crime?
Wiggum - Eyes Wide I think we'll see immediate effects after we record and air a kick-ass tank commercial!
Eddie Nice one, Chief. This should put the fear of death into criminals.
Lou - Disappointed And everyone else for that matter.
Task: "Reach Level 17 and Build the Police Station".
Task: "Make Wiggum Record a Tank Commercial". The job takes place at the Police Tank and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Snake Yo coppers! Heads up! I'm about to rob the Kwik-E-Mart. Just try and stop me!
Wiggum - Eyes Wide You've seen your last days of freedom Snake! Let's get in the tank and stop that thief, boys!
Lou - Annoyed But he's running and the tank goes about two miles an hour? How's that gonna work, Chief?
Wiggum We'll figure it out on the fly. This thing came with instructions, right?
Task: "Make Snake Rob the Kwik-E-Mart". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Cops Try to Figure Out the Tank" (x3). The jobs take place at the Police Tank and take 6 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark
Snake Wow, I am literally going to totally rob this place again, and again. There's nothing you can do about it!
Lou - Annoyed Come on Chief, permission to apprehend suspect on foot.
Wiggum Permission denied! I know how to work this thing now! It's time to take out the trash.
Apu - Surprised Wait! He's in my store, what are you doing with that tank?
Lou I don't think he's too clear on that.
Task: "Make Wiggum Fire the Tank". The job takes place at the Police Tank and takes 4 hours.
Wiggum - Eyes Wide With this tank, no one will ever say the Chief of Police is impotent ever again!
Lou Don't you mean incompetent?
Wiggum - Angry I know what I said, Lou!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Snake's exclamation mark
Snake Whoa! You guys are insane! I'm outta here!
Wiggum - Eyes Wide Mission accomplished!
Apu - Surprised Holy Shiva! You wrecked my store! I suppose I should thank you for not shooting me!
Wiggum And you're very welcome, but it's all in a day's work my friend.
Jay - Annoyed Uggh, I wanted my business to blow up, but not like this!
Task: "Make Snake Enjoy his Kwik-E-Mart Cash". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Apu Clean up the Mess". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20