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| | {{TOCUPrevNext|The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 36 content update|The Simpsons: Tapped Out Thanksgiving 2013 content update}} | | {{TOCUPrevNext|The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 36 content update|The Simpsons: Tapped Out Thanksgiving 2013 content update}} |
| − | '''''The Simpsons: Tapped Out'' Level 37 content update''' is the '''The thirty-fifth content update''' for ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]'' and was bereleased on November 7, [[2013]]. It included two characters, Kirk and Luann. Three buildings, Bachelor Arms Apartments, Cracker Factory, and Office of Unemployment and three decoration, the Southern Cracker Fountain, Golden Calf Idol, and Fleet-A-Pita Van. | + | '''''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]'' Level 37 content update''' is the thirty-fifth content update for ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was released on November 7, [[2013]]. It introduced [[Kirk]] and [[Luann]] as new characters. |
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| − | ==Level Up Message== | + | == Level Up Message == |
| − | Its level up is message is spoken by [[Hank Scorpio]]
| + | The level up message is spoken by [[Hank Scorpio]]. |
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| − | <ul><ul><ul>{{Table|align=center|width=500px|
| + | {{Tapped Out LUM|37}} |
| − | {{THT|Level Up Message}}
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| − | {{TBT|[[File:Level37.png|500px]]}}
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| − | }}</ul></ul></ul> | |
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| | == Characters == | | == Characters == |
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| | {{TH|Image}} | | {{TH|Image}} |
| | {{TH|Name}} | | {{TH|Name}} |
| − | {{TH|Unlock message}} | + | {{TH|Cost}} |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Luann Van Houten.png|100px]]}} | + | {{TH|Unlock image}} |
| | + | {{TH|Notes}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:Kirk Van Houten.png|90px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[Kirk]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|{{Cash|84500}}}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Unlock Kirk.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Requires Level 37.<br>Unlocks in Bachelor Arms<br>Unlocks with Bachelor Arms.}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:Luann Van Houten.png|90px]]}} |
| | {{TB|[[Luann]]}} | | {{TB|[[Luann]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|{{Donut|150}}}} |
| | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Unlock Luann.png|300px]]}} | | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Unlock Luann.png|300px]]}} |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Kirk Van Houten.png|100px]]}} | + | {{TB|Requires Level 37.<br>Unlocks with Cracker Factory.}} |
| − | {{TB|[[Kirk]]}}
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| − | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Unlock Kirk.png|300px]]}}
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| | }} | | }} |
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| | == Buildings == | | == Buildings == |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{TH|Image|width=150px}} | + | {{TH|Image|width=250px}} |
| | {{TH|Name}} | | {{TH|Name}} |
| − | {{TH|Building time}} | + | {{TH|Cost}} |
| − | {{TH|Costs}} | + | {{TH|Build time}} |
| | {{TH|Task}} | | {{TH|Task}} |
| − | {{TH|Character(s) unlocked when built}} | + | {{TH|Notes}} |
| − | {{TH|Level required}}
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Bachelor Arms Apartments Tapped Out.png|150px]]}} |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Bachelor Arms Apartments Tapped Out.png|200px]]}} | + | {{TB|[[Bachelor Arms]]}} |
| − | {{TB|[[Bachelor Arms Apartments]]}} | + | {{TB|{{Cash|84500}}}} |
| | {{TB|24h}} | | {{TB|24h}} |
| − | {{TB|{{Cash|84500}}}}
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| | {{TB|Not Using the Kitchens}} | | {{TB|Not Using the Kitchens}} |
| − | {{TB|[[Kirk]]}} | + | {{TB|Requires Level 37.<br>Unlocks in Bachelor Arms<br>Unlocks Kirk.}} |
| − | {{TB|37}}
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Office of Unemployment Tapped Out.png|150px]]}} |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Office of Unemployment Tapped Out.png|200px]]}} | |
| | {{TB|[[Office of Unemployment]]}} | | {{TB|[[Office of Unemployment]]}} |
| − | {{TB|1d 12h}}
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| | {{TB|{{Cash|103500}}}} | | {{TB|{{Cash|103500}}}} |
| | + | {{TB|1d12h}} |
| | {{TB|Paying TV Writers on Hiatus}} | | {{TB|Paying TV Writers on Hiatus}} |
| − | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|Requires Level 37.<br>Unlocks in Weekend Dad Pt. 15.}} |
| − | {{TB|37}}
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Cracker Factory Tapped Out.png|150px]]}} |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Cracker Factory Tapped Out.png|200px]]}} | |
| | {{TB|[[Cracker Factory]]}} | | {{TB|[[Cracker Factory]]}} |
| − | {{TB|}}
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| | {{TB|{{Donut|150}}}} | | {{TB|{{Donut|150}}}} |
| − | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|6s}} |
| − | {{TB|[[Luann]]}} | + | {{TB|Calling Fatty Things "Low Fat"}} |
| − | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|Requires Level 37.<br>Unlocks Luannn.}} |
| | }} | | }} |
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| | == Decorations == | | == Decorations == |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{TH|Image|width=150px}} | + | {{TH|Image|width=300px}} |
| | {{TH|Name}} | | {{TH|Name}} |
| − | {{TH|Costs}} | + | {{TH|Cost}} |
| − | {{TH|Character(s) unlocked when built}} | + | {{TH|Notes}} |
| − | {{TH|Level required}} | + | {{TRsT|[[File:Tapped Out Fleet-A-Pita Van.png|150px]]|2}} |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Southern Cracker Fountain.png|150px]]}}
| + | {{TB|[[Fleet-A-Pita]]}} |
| − | {{TB|Southern Cracker Fountain}}
| + | {{TB|{{Cash|5600}}}} |
| − | {{TB|{{Donut|30}}}}
| + | {{TB|Requires Level 37.<br>Unlocks in The Investorettes Pt. 2.}} |
| − | {{TB|}} | + | {{TBT|[[Krustyland Fleet-A-Pita]]}} |
| − | {{TB|}}
| + | {{TB|{{KT|500}}}} |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Golden Calf Idol.png|75px]]}}
| + | {{TB|Requires Level 29.<br>Requires The Investorettes Pt. 4.}} |
| − | {{TB|Golden Calf Idol}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Southern Cracker Fountain.png|100px]]}} |
| − | {{TB|{{Donut|30}}}} | + | {{TB|[[Southern Cracker Fountain]]}} |
| − | {{TB|}} | + | {{TRs|{{Donut|30}}|2}} |
| − | {{TB|}}
| + | {{TB|Requires Level 37.}} |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Fleet-A-Pita Van.png|150px]]}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Golden Calf Idol.png|100px]]}} |
| − | {{TB|Fleet-A-Pita Van}}
| + | {{TB|[[Golden Calf Idol]]}} |
| − | {{TB|{{KT|500}}<br>Or<br>{{Cash|5600}}}} | + | {{TB|Unlocks in Weekend Dad Pt. 13.}} |
| − | {{TB|}}
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| − | {{TB|}} | |
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| − | == Gameplay ==
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| − | ===Level 37 Gameplay===
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| − | ====Candy Day====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Milhouse, you look different. New inhaler? New medicated scalp shampoo? New spine shaper?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|This is what I look when I'm happy.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What do you have to be happy about? You're Milhouse.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|Exactly! And today is Milhouse Day!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It's a holiday I just invente, and it occurs every day!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|No parents, no homework, and no ear medicine -- just all the candy we can eat! This will go down in history!}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That's a tall order considering our video-game-shortened attention spans... Oh hey Milhouse, you look different.}} | |
| − | {{THT|The player receives "Candy Day" which is to "Make Bart Shop at Kwik E Mart" and "Make Milhouse shop At Kwik E Mart". It takes total 1 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|240}} and {{XP|44}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | |
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| − | ====Bachelor Arms====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'd hate to seem "un-cool" or "un-hip" or "without wiggy" but...}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|I've noticed a lot of children happily wandering around without the judgmental eye of a parent questioning all of their choices.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Look Marge, when you asked to help with the Church's bake sale, I expressly forbade meddling.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Mmmmm...}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|And grumbling.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Alright fine, as a favor to God, what is you concern?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It's Milhouse. I'm starting to think that he's a bad influence on Bart.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Right, and Jesus was a bad influence on Judas.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Instead of talking to THE father, why not talk to HIS father? My wife tells me he's in the doghouse again at the Bachelor Arms.}} | |
| − | {{THT|The player receives "Bachelor Arms" which is to "Build the Bachelor Arms". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | ====Weekend Dad Pt. 1==== | + | == Quests == |
| − | {{Table|
| + | *[[Candy Day]] |
| − | {{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | + | *{{ap|Bachelor Arms|Tapped Out quest}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
| + | *[[Weekend Dad]] |
| − | {{TB|Dad! You're back! Just when I thought I would have to go through puberty without male guidance.}}
| + | *[[Money Vs. Milhouse]] |
| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
| + | *[[The Investorettes]] |
| − | {{TB|Luckily, I'm a late bloomer.}}
| + | *{{ap|Hardly Kirk-Ing|Tapped Out quest}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|All the Van Houten's are late bloomers. It's actually our family crest.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|My head hurts. The last thing I remember was arguing with your mother.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Then I woke up in my old bachelor pad, locked in the trunk of my racecar bed.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Is this Springfield? What happened here?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That's a long story, but I can tell you all about it!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|How about over dinner? Good ol' dad's gonna treat you to the finest restaurant in town! Let me check the change purse...}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|On second thought, how about the finest restaurant most recently shut down by the health department?}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 1" which is to "Make Kirk Eat at Krusty Burger" and "Make Milhouse Eat at Krusty Burger". It takes 30 minutes and the player receives total {{Cash|180}} and {{XP|30}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Thanks, Dad — that was fun! Maybe we should make it a weekly thing?}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Let's not get our hopes up son. I am Kirk Van Houten after all — I may not always be rolling in so much spare change.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But it's a new Springfield and a new me! From now on, when I cry in the shower, it will be standing up!}}
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| − | ====Weekend Dad Pt. 2==== | + | == Conform-o-meter impact == |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{TH|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | + | {{TH|Name}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
| + | {{TH|Rating}} |
| − | {{TB|Kirk, I'm glad you're back. Milhouse has been a real bad influence on Bart lately.}}
| + | {{TH|Points}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
| + | {{TBT|Fleet-A-Pita}} |
| − | {{TB|Milhouse is now the bad kid! My kid is really moving up in the world. Usually it's Bart who needs to be reined in.}}
| + | {{TRs|Gluttony|2}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
| + | {{TB|2}} |
| − | {{TB|You've been gone for 36 levels and you have the gall to give me parenting advice?}}
| + | {{TBT|Cracker Factory}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
| + | {{TRs|10|3}} |
| − | {{TB|36 levels? How many characters did they have to go through to get to me? Did they even have names?}}
| + | {{TBT|Bachelor Arms}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
| + | {{TB|Indolence}} |
| − | {{TB|I thought you knew. I'm really sorry to be breaking the fourth wall like this. Frankly, it's cheap storytelling.}}
| + | {{TBT|Office of Unemployment}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
| + | {{TB|Obedience}} |
| − | {{TB|Cheap storytelling is all I deserve.}}
| + | {{TBT|Krustyland Fleet-A-Pita}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
| + | {{TB|Grub}} |
| − | {{TB|No, I'm the new Kirk and I'm not going to let this get to me.}}
| + | {{TB|20}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
| + | {{TBT|Golden Calf Idol}} |
| − | {{TB|I'm fine with level 36. 36 was a good year — I had most of my hair at 36.}}
| + | {{TB|Obedience<br>Bonus % and XP}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
| + | {{TB|10<br>0.75%}} |
| − | {{TB|You're actually level 37...}}
| + | {{TBT|Southern Cracker Fountain}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
| + | {{TB|Vanity<br>Bonus % and XP}} |
| − | {{TB|I lost all of my hair at 37! They built an amusement park before bringing me back! Can you believe that, kid?}}
| + | {{TB|300<br>0.75%}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I think I followed the wrong blue haired fat man home from the grocery store...}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 2" which is to "Make Kirk Cry Sitting Down in the Shower". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|275}} and {{XP|55}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | ====Weekend Dad Pt. 3====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|There are just no job opportunities for a salt of the earth unsalted cracker man like myself.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Maybe you should try something new?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Wafers? Biscuits? Tortillas? Biscotti?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Maybe you need to think a little bit more outside the box.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But I already lost the company millions with Crackers in a Bag.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Why don't you go out and look for something new? I'm sure you'll be bringing home the bacon in no time.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Bacon? Not on my budget.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 3" which is to "Make Kirk Thaw Frozen Hotdogs in the Sink". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|520}} and {{XP|110}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What am I doing? I was given a fresh start and already I'm eating expired partially thawed hot dogs.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Luann will never take me back if I don't turn myself around and get a job.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Maybe you should talk to Reverend Lovejoy.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Because he always offers sage advice to those in need?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|No, he's just a bit friendlier to people showing up at his doorstep uninvited.}}
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| − | ====Weekend Dad Pt. 4====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|Reverend, I'm here because I have nowhere else to go.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I understand. Desperation is the number one reason why people turn to religion.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Great, I'd like some money please.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You can't just ask for money.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Isn't that the point of the collection plate?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|<nowiki>*sigh*</nowiki> If I get you a job interview, will you promise to leave and never to come back?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|At least the first part!}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 4" which is to "Make Kirk Work at the School". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|700}} and {{XP|160}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You want to learn the ancient art of groundskeeping do ye? Well, it's going to be a long road filled with arduous trials.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Why I bet you don't know the first thing about being a groundskeeper?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|If someone vomits, clean it up.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You're a natural. Like a young me, only sadder. And fatter. And older.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Now hold open this trash bag while a student volunteer shovels in pig guts.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Add some chopped onion and you'll have a mean haggis.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Nelson Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Haha! Milhouse's dad has a job!}}
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| − | ====Weekend Dad Pt. 5====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You're the school janitor?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Couldn't you find an embarrassing soul-crushing job somewhere where everyone I know WOULDN'T see you?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Actually, it's an unpaid internship. But I get to take home the uneaten taco shells every Taco Tuesday!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But if you're not getting paid, why even take the job?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Because life is like a marriage... you just have to keep plugging away at it no matter how awful it is.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Besides, do you think a success story like Kent Brockman gets paid just to lie around all day?}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 5" which is to "Make Brockman Relax". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total {{Cash|170}} and {{XP|27}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well that certainly showed me. I really wish I could have it that easy.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Why can't you?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|There's just nothing like that on my list of jobs.}}
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| − | ====Weekend Dad Pt. 6====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Uh hey Principal Skinner. All these cleaning supplies are giving me a rash, and my health insurance turned out to be just a band-aid and a tic-tac.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|How much are we paying you?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Nothing.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh no, we can't afford that. You're fired, immediately.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh no, another failure. What am I going to do?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Mr. Van Houten, perhaps I can be of some help.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Marry Milhouse and give me one less mouth to feed?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Not in a thousand years. But there's a job opening at the Springfield Library.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What is it? CEO? CFO? Head Librarian?}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 6" which is to "Make Kirk Work as a Library Door Monitor". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|120}} and {{XP|210}} in reward.||colspan=2}}
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| − | ====Weekend Dad Pt. 7====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Alright, vagrant. I'm placing you under arrest for loitering without a laptop or half-finished screenplay.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But I'm not a vagrant or a hack writer! I work here!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|A likely story! And a pretty good one. Good enough that it belongs in MY half-finished screenplay "All Hail the Chief: A Wiggum Adventure."}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Lou, bring him in for questioning about his backstory.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 7" which is to "Make Kirk Serve Time". It takes total 24 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|700}} and {{XP|160}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ====Weekend Dad Pt. 8====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Fat Tony's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Mr. Van Houten! Before you return to your life of drudgery, perhaps you and I could come to some sort of favorable agreement.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I happen to have a legitimate job that needs doing, but all my employees are only trained in illegitimate jobs.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You see, an associate of mine has built some new condos, and it would please him greatly if someone were to help him in the sales department.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Like a real-estate agent?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I suppose you could look at it that way; but no, in reality not so much.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Perhaps I could say you have no choice in the matter. That it's either this or you sleep with the fishes.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That's a choice.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I can see why your wife divorced you.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That was a low blow. Lucky for you, I respond well to being belittled. You've got yourself an employee.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 8" which is to "Make Kirk Advertise Condos". It takes total 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|520}} and {{XP|110}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | |
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| − | ====Weekend Dad Pt. 9====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hot dog! That's some top notch standin'. You interested in graduatin' up to the big leagues?}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'll do anything to get out of being a human sign! What do you need?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|A human scarecrow. Them crows can smell failure a mile away.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|A job where failure's a requirement? Everything's coming up Kirk!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You'll have to provide your own tattered clothes... but I sees you got those already.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 9" which is to "Make Kirk Protect Crops". It takes total 16 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|600}} and {{XP|120}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | ====Weekend Dad Pt. 10====
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| − | {{Table| | |
| − | {{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Dad, I haven't seen you in ages. Is it because you found a job?}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I didn't just find one job, I found several. Why work one job with benefits when you can work lots of jobs without any at all?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It's the new American dream!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Great, want to go eat out at a restaurant to celebrate?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Even better idea. How about I go work at a restaurant to celebrate?}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 10" which is to "Make Kirk Work as an Assistant Dishwasher". It takes total 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|520}} and {{XP|110}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | ====Weekend Dad Pt. 11====
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| − | {{Table| | |
| − | {{TH|After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Milhouse, would it be too scarring for you if you rocked your old man to sleep in your arms, stroking his hair, telling him it's all going to work out?}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|You lost your job again, didn't you?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Kids are just too perceptive these days.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Don't worry -- I've got it covered! You know how all these years, you've that being friends with Bart was a waste of time?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, not any more! His dad is desperate to hire someone!}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|What kind of job could Homer possibly be hiring for?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I don't know -- but he said it's in the game industry.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 11" which is to "Make Kirk Gold-Farm in Homer's Happy Little Elves Game". It takes total 24 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|120}} and {{XP|210}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Just keep doing the shortest jobs possible over and over again.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That's the best way for me to get gold in Happy Little Elves game.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Can't you just buy some Elf Berries?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I don't pay you to think. I pay you to tap!}}
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| − | ====Weekend Dad Pt. 12====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That was a great first day, Kirk.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Now it's time for you to work your first night. And then the next day, and then the next night, and...}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But Homer, I need to sleep.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Fine, you can sleep after that. But I'm docking all this sleeping time you're taking from your salary.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 12" which is to "Make Kirk Gold-Farm in Homer's Happy Little Elves Game ''(x3)''" again. It takes total 24 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|160}} and {{XP|610}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | ====Weekend Dad Pt. 13====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Great work, Milhouse's Dad! Now I believe your cut was ten percent of the gold you farned me...}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What?! You're going to pay me in-game currency? What good is that going to do me?!}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Maybe you haven't noticed, but it's all in-game currency around here. No one says "dollars" anymore.}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, at least give me some premium currency then!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Donuts? Fat chance, fatso!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm not the fatso -- you're the fatso!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I believe you mean, "you're the fatso, boss."}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Here, I'll pay you this thing I found in the basement. It's been around for years and no one wants it. Just like you.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Wow, that was really mean.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I know. I felt bad as soon as I said it, sorry. I think I'm just depressed because your life is so sucky.}}
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| − | {{TBT|'''Message'''}} | |
| − | {{TB|A Golden Calf Idol has been placed in your inventory.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 13" which is to "Place the Golden Calf Idol". The player receives total {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ====Weekend Dad Pt. 14====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I bet I can pawn this cow off at the comic book shop. He collects all sorts of weird stuff.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ah, the golden statue from the discontinued dance show Twerkcules and the Golden Calf.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Unfortunately, this is a fake. Therefore, I will give you nothing for it.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Nothing? I was hoping for a little more than that!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Fine, I will pay you something, but only if you stand around in the shop.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Your presence makes my customers feel better about their own lives by comparison.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 14" which is to "Make Kirk Get Belittled by Nerds". It takes total 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|520}} and {{XP|110}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You know Milhouse, things are really looking up. Today I got a job based solely off my looks. Now I know how models feel.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Sounds like people are finally appreciating you. Maybe now we can throw out all your vision boards?}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ====Weekend Dad Pt. 15====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I guess you're just about ready to nail a job as a big time manager, huh dad?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Yeah, about that... it doesn't seem like getting work experience is all that helpful in actually getting work.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|These jobs are all dead ends.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What I need is time to network in all those cracker factory social circles, maybe graduate up to the glitzy world of graham crackers.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But who's going to pay you to take time off and noodle around, looking for your dream job?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|The government!}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 15" which is to "Build the Unemployment Office" and "Make Kirk Collect Unemployment Check". The player receives total {{Cash|700}} and {{XP|160}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Wow, a check for doing nothing! Finally the government is good for something other than just building roads and hospitals.}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | ====Weekend Dad Pt. 16====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Dad, when I grow up I'm going to be unemployed. Just like you!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|My son wants to follow in my footsteps. I am so proud.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|This is cause for a celebration! The Van Houtens are going to dine on the best food an unemployment check will allow!}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Weekend Dad Pt. 16" which is to "Make Kirk Eat at Krusty Burger" and "Make Milhouse Eat at Krusty Burger". It takes 30 minutes and the player receives total {{Cash|180}} and {{XP|30}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You know, with you not working all the time, it's been nice to actually spend some time together.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Without a job to get in the way, I see now that the most important thing in life is family.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|And government-provided unemployment benefits. Yeah, mostly that.}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ===Luann===
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| − | ==== Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 1 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Luann's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh, Milhouse, my sweet sweet treasure! Mommy's come home.}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You're back! Finally someone who knows how to open the dryer. My pants are so damp.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|No so fast, baby bear. Mommy has to head to the factory and check on our family's bread and butter - crackers!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Can you make yourself dinner?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Dad taught me how to cook eggs on the radiator of the car.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|<nowiki>*Sigh*</nowiki> Your father spends one Labor Day Weekend in a homeless shelter and suddenly he's full of hobo tricks.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hold on an I'll cook you something nutritious to eat.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 1" which is to "Make Luann make Mommy Meals for Milhouse" and "Make Luann Check on the Cracker Factory". It takes total 13 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|805}} and {{XP|186}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Milhouse, sit down, I've got some big news to tell you.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I can't sit down. I'm only programmed to walk and fade away into a house.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That is exactly the tomfoolery I won't have time for when I'm running the cracker factory!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I became the new owner today!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What happened to Grandpa Mussolini?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|My first act as CEO will be to enact some new safety regulations.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Such as no one over the age of 80 can roller skate near the cracker cutters.}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | ==== Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 2 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Luann's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Now since I am new to the world of business, I need to network to make important and exciting contacts.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I could introduce you to my friends. They are the working generation of tomorrow.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|No, I don't want to see Kearny again... too many painful memories.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|So where are you going to network?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|At the only bar in town that accepts industrial cracker salt as payment.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Just don't come home with another new uncle. I think the last one stole my walkie talkies.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 2" which is to "Make Luann Go to Moe's" "Make Milhouse Go to his Room". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|535}} and {{XP|125}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 3 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Mom, what are all these boxes? Are they presents?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, they're presents for somebody. Somebody special. Me!}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 3" which is to "Make Luann Relax in a Jacuzzi Suit" and "Make Luann Ride in the MegaGlobe". It takes 36 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|1700}} and {{XP|385}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 4 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Mom, you've been a CEO for a week and haven't gone into the office once.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You just keep ordering inspirational business posters.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'll have you know the key to success is inspirational business posters. So says this poster.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Dad always says never waste your money on office decorations. Or office supplies. Or working fire exits.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|If your father's so smart, then why didn't he inherit a cracker factory?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm just worried about paying for all this stuff.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Don't be. Because I'm going to hire the most expensive financial consultant money can buy!}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 4" which is to "Make Luann Get an Overpriced Consultant". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|52}} and {{XP|115}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | ==== Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 5 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I know that look. It's the same look Dad had when he was rejected from that medical study.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Do you have clinically depressed sperm too?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|No, Milhouse. I maxed out the credit cards on that fancy consultant.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Looks like we'll have to discontinue our gluten-free, salt-free, reduced-taste cracker line.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|The Milhouse Signature? But I told all my friends I had a cracker named after me. They're both going to be disappointed.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I promise I can fix things. I just need to hire some new staff.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But I thought you said all the money was gone.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Remember when mommy and daddy weren't talking and tried to buy your love with two allowances. You saved all that right?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I was going to buy Lisa's love with it, but my cracker legacy is more important. You can have it.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Money vs. Milhouse Pt. 5" which is to "Make Luann Run the Cracker Factory" ''(x2)'' and "Make Springfield's Working Class Work at the Cracker Factory" ''(x3)''.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Look Milhouse, I singlehandedly saved the factory.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That's great! Does this mean I get my money back?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Sorry sweetheart but corporate bonuses come first.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|And bad news, the Milhouse Signature was banned by the FDA. They said a cracker can't be more than 80% cardboard.}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | ==== The Investorettes Pt. 1 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Krabappel's exclamation mark:|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Edna Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|The Cracker Factory is really booming, Luann. Any tips for us amateur investors?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, I could tell you my secret but then I'd have to kill you.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Just kidding, the cracker business hasn't been a front for the mob since 1973.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|We've been planning to pool our money and buy a business but we can't decide which. We'd love your opinion.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Edna Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm leaning towards a company that specializes in Hawaiian shirts for dogs.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|And I think Hawaiian shirts give dogs bad ideas. We're in quite the stand off.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "The Investorettes Pt. 1" which is to "Make Luann Go to an Investorettes Meeting", "Make Mrs. Krabappel Go to an Investorettes Meeting", and "Make Agnes Go to an Investorettes Meeting". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|1540}} and {{XP|360}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | ==== The Investorettes Pt. 2 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Krabappel's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Edna Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You're right, Luann. One of the safest investments is a restaurant. But why stop there – how about a fast food franchise?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|The timing is perfect – we haven't built a health department yet!}} | |
| − | {{THT|The player receives "The Investorettes Pt. 2" which is to "Place a Fleet-A-Pita". The player receives total {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm in charge of coming up with the slogan. How about "Eat Up, You Fat Slobs!"}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | ==== The Investorettes Pt. 3 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Krabappel's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Edna Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Now the real work begins, it's time to roll up our sleeves and get cookin'!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|My sleeves will stay down, thank you. This isn't Woodstock.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Why stress ourselves out with chopping and frying?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|We're business owners not business workers, let's hire the local riffraff and pay them next to nothing.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Then we'll sit back and watch the money roll in like it exploded out of a giant floating thumbs up.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "The Investorettes Pt. 3" which is to "Make Local Chumps Work a Fleet-A-Pita Shift" ''(x3)'' and "Make Springfieldeans Eat at Pita at Fleet-A-Pita" ''(x15)''.|colspan=2}}
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| − | ==== The Investorettes Pt. 4 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Krabappel's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Edna Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|We're a hit! All those years spent embezzling field trip money have finally paid off.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Edna Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|And I think those kids still learned a lot on those retreats to the school's parking lot.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It's time to act like my husband's waistline and expand, expand, expand!}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "The Investorettes Pt. 4" which is to "Have a Chain of Fleet-A-Pitas" ''(x5)''and "Make Springfieldeans Eat at Fleet-A-Pita" ''(x20)''.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Thanks to cutting employee pay and replacing our meat with M.E.A.T: Meat Brand Substitute, we're raking in the dough.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I think it's finally time to splurge a little bit. I'm going to invest in some quality all-natural blue eyebrows.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I think Seymour is becoming too independent – like a dog in a Hawaiian shirt. I want to get him microchipped.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Edna Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I was thinking of buying something nice for that lonely kid-}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Edna Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|-ney shaped pool in my backyard. Solid gold pool noodles!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Ladies, we've done it again. Investorettes: 1 Springfield: 0. Suck it, Sucktown!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Edna Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|You're not allowed to come up with anymore slogans.}}
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| − | ==== Hardly Kirk-Ing Pt. 1 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hey Luann! All my years of hard work finally paid off, by not paying off at all. I'm getting free checks from the government!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm even thinking about buying back my molars from that pawnshop. Do YOU get paid to do nothing?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Basically, yes. Running a cracker factory is like being on unemployment, only with more money and fewer forms.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh man, I've got to fill out one form every two weeks. Why can't I win?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Because you're a loser. You're the only man I know with a World's Second Best Dad mug.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Please give me back my job at the Cracker Factory. I'm not above begging. In fact, I'm well below it.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|So you want to come crawling back to crackers?}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Fine, I'll hire you Kirk. But you'll have to start at the beginning – as a cracker intern.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Hardly Kirk-Ing Pt. 1" which is to "Make Luann Run the Cracker Factory" and "Make Kirk Work at the Cracker Factory". It takes total 8 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|795}} and {{XP|185}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Long day at the factory. Turns out I only get two 15-minute breaks and both I'm required to spend working.}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|And I'm pretty sure half of the employees are pairs of children wearing giant trench coats.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You better not report those kids – I mean stacked adults – to the government or else I'll have you fired.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I didn't think it was possible, but you've ruined the magic of crackers. You don't have to fire me — I quit.}}
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| − | ==== Hardly Kirk-Ing Pt. 2 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Luann's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Kirk, if you want to stay a part of this family, you are going to have to get a real job.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|And I know what you're thinking, and that doesn't include organ donor.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I've been dedicating my time to the most important job there is – being a father.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Where's Milhouse right now?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Trick question! That's not our son's name. Oh wait, it is. Fine, I'll get a job. Do you mind taking a look at my resume?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hmm... cleaning vomit, scaring away birds, groveling... actually I might have the perfect job for you.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You can manage one of my Fleet-A-Pitas! Well, assistant manage. Actually just work there.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm in management!}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Hardly Kirk-Ing Pt. 2" which is to "Make Kirk Clean Up Fleet-A-Pitas". It takes total 16 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|600}} and {{XP|120}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I can't do this anymore. I can't pedal pita when in my heart I know it's just a soft, salt-less, un-American substitute cracker.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But how can I tell Luann that I want to quit?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Maybe I can fake my own death, convince Luann I'm a ghost and live in the crawl space.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Nah, she wouldn't fall for that a second time.}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Hardly Kirk-Ing Pt. 3 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hey Homer, you seem to have it all together. Can I ask you for some advice?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Never train a monkey to do your job for you because then you'll get a monkey boss. There you go! The first one's free.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Thanks Homer. But I was looking for some advice about my marriage.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Never bring the monkey home. You're welcome!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Luann doesn't want me or need me.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|She's better at everything than I am – running the factory, raising our son, even peeing standing up.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Don't forget running the Cracker Factory.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I already said that one.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|She's just really good at it. Like so much better than you.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What am I going to do, Homer?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Don't ask me. Marge handles all the relationship problems herself.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Why don't you try a book? I've heard good things about them from Lisa.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Hardly Kirk-Ing Pt. 3" which is to "Make Kirk Borrow a Self Help Book". It takes total 60 minutes and the player receives total {{Cash|170}} and {{XP|27}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Those self-help books really showed me the error of my ways.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It turns out the secret to a healthy relationship is appreciating your partner and buying more self-help books.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh yeah, showing appreciation is important.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|For instance, Marge fixes me breakfast every morning. And I... uh... drink beer.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I should do something special for Luann! Are coupons for free hugs still a thing?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|This isn't your anniversary, Kirk. This calls for some serious romancing.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You should take her out to dinner... and don't order anything that requires a bib.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That sounds expensive. How's an unemployed loser like me going to afford that?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Think of it as an investment. Invest money in Luann now, and once she lets you back in the house–}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I can steal money from her purse!}}
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| − | }}
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| − | | |
| − | ==== Hardly Kirk-Ing Pt. 4 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Kirk's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Luann, we have to talk.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What is it this time?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I know I've been a huge disappointment to you and that I don't deserve another chance but if you let me, I'd like to make it up to you.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Let me take you to the most expensive dinner in town.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|It's where they make normal food look weird and taste almost exactly the same. El Chemistri!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Is there a catch? How can you afford this?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|The owner of the restaurant owes me a favor. I let him hit me with his car for fun.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Hardly Kirk-Ing Pt. 4" which is to "Make Luann Dine at El Chemistri" and "Make Kirk Dine at El Chemistri". It takes total 4 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|535}} and {{XP|125}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Kirk, I-I am speechless, I really didn't expect something this thoughtful from you.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I actually don't expect anything at all from you. Seriously ever.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm always here to support you in this marriage, Luann.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Emotionally, not financially. Just want to make that crystal clear.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh, Kirk. I guess you'll do.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You have no idea how long I've waited to hear those words.}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ==== Hardly Kirk-Ing Pt. 5 ====
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Luann's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I've thought it over and I think I haven't been fair to you.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|As long as you're willing to do absolutely everything I say without question, then I'm willing to offer you your old management job back at the Cracker Factory.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|The job I was born for! Being an empty suit!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Luann Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|How about we carpool in the MegaGlobe today sweetheart? At least until I head to executive parking.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Hardly Kirk-Ing Pt. 5" which is to "Make Luann Run the Cracker Factory" and "Make Kirk Run the Cracker Factory". It takes total 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|940}} and {{XP|210}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm so glad my parents are no longer fighting!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|At least for this week...}}
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| − | {{DEFAULTSORT:Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 37 content update, The}} | + | {{DEFAULTSORT:Level 37}} |
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