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− | '''''The Simpsons: Tapped Out'' Level 38 content update''' is the '''The forty content update''' for ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]'' and was released on January 16, [[2014]]. It included two characters: Judge Snyder and Blue Haired Lawyer, two buildings: Court House and Springfield Grocery Store and four decorations: Lady Justice Statue, Khlav Kalash Stand, Greenpeace Boat and Knightboat.
| + | {{TOCUPrevNext|The Simpsons: Tapped Out "Married to the Blob" episode tie-in content update|The Simpsons: Tapped Out Super Bowl content update}} |
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| + | '''Level 38''' is the fortieth content update for ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was released on January 16, [[2014]]. It introduced [[Judge Snyder]] and the [[Blue-Haired Lawyer]] as new characters. |
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| == Level Up Message == | | == Level Up Message == |
− | The level up is message is spoken by [[Lindsay Naegle]] | + | The level-up message is spoken by [[Lindsay Naegle]]. |
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− | {{Table|align=middle|width=500px| | + | {{Tapped Out LUM|38}} |
− | {{THT|Level Up Message}}
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− | {{TBT|[[File:Level38.png|500px]]}}
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| == Characters == | | == Characters == |
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| {{TH|Image}} | | {{TH|Image}} |
| {{TH|Name}} | | {{TH|Name}} |
− | {{TH|Unlock message}} | + | {{TH|Cost}} |
− | {{TBT|[[File:Blue-haired lawyer.png|150px]]}} | + | {{TH|Unlock image}} |
− | {{TB|[[Blue Haired Lawyer]]}}
| + | {{TH|Notes}} |
− | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Unlock Blue Haired Lawyer.png|300px]]}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Roy Snyder.png|100px]]}} |
− | {{TBT|[[File:Roy Snyder.png|200px]]}} | |
| {{TB|[[Judge Snyder]]}} | | {{TB|[[Judge Snyder]]}} |
| + | {{TB|{{Cash|138450}}}} |
| {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Unlock Judge Snyder.png|300px]]}} | | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Unlock Judge Snyder.png|300px]]}} |
| + | {{TB|Requires Level 38.<br>Unlocks in Scandalous Spending Pt. 5<br>Unlocks with Court House.}} |
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Blue-haired lawyer.png|75px]]}} |
| + | {{TB|[[Blue-Haired Lawyer]]}} |
| + | {{TB|{{Donut|90}}}} |
| + | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Unlock Blue Haired Lawyer.png|300px]]}} |
| + | {{TB|Requires Level 30.}} |
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| == Buildings == | | == Buildings == |
| {{Table| | | {{Table| |
− | {{TH|Image|width=150px}} | + | {{TH|Image|width=250px}} |
| {{TH|Name}} | | {{TH|Name}} |
− | {{TH|Building time}} | + | {{TH|Cost}} |
− | {{TH|Costs}} | + | {{TH|Build time}} |
| {{TH|Task}} | | {{TH|Task}} |
− | {{TH|Character(s) unlocked when built}} | + | {{TH|Notes}} |
− | {{TH|Level required}}
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Court House Tapped Out.png|150px]]}} |
− | {{TBT|[[File:Court House Tapped Out.png|200px]]}} | |
| {{TB|[[Court House]]}} | | {{TB|[[Court House]]}} |
− | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|{{Cash|138450}}}} |
− | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|1d12h}} |
− | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|Sentencing People to Jury Duty}} |
− | {{TB|[[Judge Snyder]]}} | + | {{TB|Requires Level 38.<br>Unlocks in Scandalous Spending Pt. 5<br>Unlocks Judge Snyder.}} |
− | {{TB|38}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Springfield Grocery Store Tapped Out.png|150px]]}} |
− | {{TBT|[[File:Springfield Grocery Store Tapped Out.png|200px]]}} | |
| {{TB|[[Springfield Grocery Store]]}} | | {{TB|[[Springfield Grocery Store]]}} |
− | {{TB|24 hours}}
| + | {{TB|{{Cash|87000}}}} |
− | {{TB|{{Cash|261000}}}} | + | {{TB|24h}} |
− | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|Price-Checking Embarrassing Items}} |
− | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|Requires Level 38.}} |
− | {{TB|38}} | |
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| == Decorations == | | == Decorations == |
| {{Table| | | {{Table| |
− | {{TH|Image|width=150px}} | + | {{TH|Image|width=300px}} |
| {{TH|Name}} | | {{TH|Name}} |
− | {{TH|Costs}} | + | {{TH|Cost}} |
− | {{TH|Character(s) unlocked when built}} | + | {{TH|Notes}} |
− | {{TH|Level required}}
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Khlav Kalash Stand.png|100px]]}} |
− | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Lady Justice Statue.png]]}} | + | {{TB|[[Khlav Kalash Stand]]}} |
− | {{TB|Lady Justice Statue}} | |
− | {{TB|{{Cash|4500}}}}
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− | {{TB|}}
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− | {{TB|38}}
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− | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Khlav Kalash Stand.png]]}}
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− | {{TB|Khlav Kalash Stand}}
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| {{TB|{{Cash|760}}}} | | {{TB|{{Cash|760}}}} |
− | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|Requires Level 21.}} |
− | {{TB|21}}
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Greenpeace Boat.png|100px]]}} |
− | {{TBT|[[File:Greenpeace Boat.png|200px]]}} | + | {{TB|[[Greenpeace Boat]]}} |
− | {{TB|Greenpeace Boat}} | |
| {{TB|{{Cash|1300}}}} | | {{TB|{{Cash|1300}}}} |
− | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|Requires Level 21.<br>Requires {{TOQP2|Squidport|2}}}} |
− | {{TB|21}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Lady Justice Statue.png|100px]]}} |
− | {{TBT|[[File:Knight Boat.png|200px]]}} | + | {{TB|[[Lady Justice Statue]]}} |
− | {{TB|Knightboat}} | + | {{TB|{{Cash|4500}}}} |
| + | {{TB|Requires Level 38.}} |
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Knight Boat.png|150px]]}} |
| + | {{TB|{{Ch|Knightboat}}}} |
| {{TB|{{Donut|40}}}} | | {{TB|{{Donut|40}}}} |
− | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|Requires Level 15.<br>Requires {{TOQP2|Squidport|2}}}} |
− | {{TB|15}} | |
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− | ==Gameplay== | + | == Quests == |
− | ===Blue Haired Lawyer===
| + | *[[Scandalous Spending]] |
− | ====The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 1====
| + | *[[Two Extra Eyes on Springfield]] |
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| + | *[[Snyder House Rules]] |
− | {{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
| + | *[[The Devil Wears Blue]] |
− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Ooh! There's a new flavor of Squishee at the Kwik-E-Mart!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Mmm... Grey!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Eww Dad. This label says the main ingredient is mop water.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Finally, a Squishee I can make at home. Lisa, go tell your mother to start mopping!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I hate to be a noisy neighboreeno!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|THEN DON'T!}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 1" which is to "Make Homer Get Squishee Brain-Freeze". It takes 30 minutes and the player receives total {{Cash|140}} and {{XP|20}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Owww! My brain feels like it's frozen.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|It's just like brain-freeze, dad.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|That doesn't sound right.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Hello there! Did I hear a minor complaint about local business, ripe for a lawsuit?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Were you just hiding in the bushes?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|No, those bushes were just blocking my stealthy crouch. I'm taking them to court!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|And sir, frozen brain syndrome is no laughing matter. Why just last year, fewer than 7 people died of it.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|And I would be happy to help you receive the financial justice you deserve.}}
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− | ====The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 2====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Dad, let's go. Remember your New Year's resolution of not trusting people who pop out of bushes.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|No, Lisa. That resolution was for shrubs. Bushes are fine.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I'm not proposing anything illegal. Just your father an injury to become undeservedly rich off of other people's head-earned cash.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|That is totally illegal! Dad, he's just trying to profit from your stupidity.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Why if I had a dime for every time someone took advantage of my stupidity -}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Sir, I believe I'm legally entitled to a percentage of the dime in question. As well as all future dimes.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|See, Lisa, he's what's known as a go-getter. Now let the grown-ups discuss how Daddy can make a quick, questionably legal buck.}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 2" which is to "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Hatch Plans with Homer". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|700}} and {{XP|160}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|So, all I have to do is get hurt in different shops around town and you'll let me have 30% of all the money we sue for?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|That's right, 30%!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|...minus my expenses, my hourly rate, my retainer, and my teenage daughter's retainer.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I happily accept your less-than-generous offer!}}
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− | }}
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− | ====The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 3====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Blue Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|As legal council. I recommend you head to you nearest unsanitary dining establishment.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Krusty Buger it is! I love those thin brown crunchy things they have.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|French fries?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|No, cockroaches.}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 3" which is to "Reach Level 7 and Build a Krusty Burger" and "Make Homer Eat at Krusty Burger". It takes 30 minutes and the player receives total {{Cash|140}} and {{XP|20}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|A moment on the lips, a lifetime... struggling with life-threatening digestive problems.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I guess I'm going to have to sue this fine establishment for all the delicious pain and suffering it has caused me.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|What?! I heard that!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You can't sue me! Every burger you buy comes wrapped in an ironclad contract.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Once you bite into that burger, you have legally consented to consuming any non-food products including diseases.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Blast. Foiled by foil!}}
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− | ====The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 4==== | + | == Conform-o-meter impact == |
| {{Table| | | {{Table| |
− | {{TH|After tapping on Blue Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | + | {{TH|Name}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
| + | {{TH|Rating}} |
− | {{TB|Alright Homer. I have a task so simple that even you can't mess it up.}}
| + | {{TH|Points}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
| + | {{TBT|Springfield Grocery Store}} |
− | {{TB|People usually regret saying that to me.}}
| + | {{TB|Consumerism}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
| + | {{TRs|10|3}} |
− | {{TB|All you have to do is drink a beer, watch the game, and hang out with friends at your favorite watering hole.}}
| + | {{TBT|Khlav Kalash Stand}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
| + | {{TB|Gluttony}} |
− | {{TB|WOO HOO!!}}
| + | {{TBT|Court House, Lady Justice Statue}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
| + | {{TB|Obedience}} |
− | {{TB|...and then choke on a pretzel as you slip off your bar stool and ban your head on the ground.}}
| + | {{TBT|Greenpeace Boat}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
| + | {{TB|Tree-hugging}} |
− | {{TB|D'oh!}}
| + | {{TB|200}} |
− | {{THT|The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 4" which is to "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern" and "Make Homer Choke on a Pretzel". It takes 3 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|145}} and {{XP|45}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
| + | {{TBT|Knightboat}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
| + | {{TB|Vanity<br>Bonus $ and XP}} |
− | {{TB|<nowiki>*thump*</nowiki> D'OH!}}
| + | {{TB|400<br>2%}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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− | {{TB|What's-a-matter Homer? You didn't see one off those Victorian-era ghosts again, did you? 'Cause those were just albino hipsters.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|No... I'm... fine... *gasp* I mean I just... chocked on one of your pretzels.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Pretzel? Where do you think you are? The Ritz? We don't have the money to stock pretzels, with their fancy curves. If it dosen't pickle, I don't serve it.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Maybe it was a pickled pretzel?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|If I may interject, my client appears to have chocked on a food product served in your establishment.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I see how it is. The ol' slip n' fall. The din n' trip. The choke n' sue.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Well, I'm assembling my legal counsel right now - two shells for my shotgun. Any objections?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|This won't be the last you see of us!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Yeah, I'll probably come back tomorrow.}}
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− | ====The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 5====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Blue Haired Lawyer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|All I need is your John Hancock and I'll be ready to deliver the lawsuits, Mr. Simpson.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|...}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Your autograph.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|...}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Just write your name.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Can I sign with an X?}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 5" which is to "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Deliver Lawsuits To Local Businesses". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|1100}} and {{XP|235}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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− | ====The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 6====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Apu's sexclamation mark|colspan=2}} | |
− | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I cannont believe that Mr. Simpson is suing me! After I kindly allowed him to eat the hot dogs I dropped on the floor. At the full price.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Yeah, me too! He was only one burger away from joing the Krusty Burger VIP Club. You get to eat the same burger hind a velvet rope.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I'm sure Homer whould listen to us, if we came as friends rather than foes.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I ain't Homer's friend. Not anymore! I'm sanding his butt groove out of his favorite stool.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|That's the spirit - we don't need him. There are plenty of fast slobs in this town. Homer's banned from Krusty Burgers nationwide INCLUDING GUAM.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Without grease or alcohol, Homer won't last a day.}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "The Devil Wears Blue Pt. 5" which is to "Make Apu Attend Negotiations", "Make Krusty Attend Negotiations", "Make Moe Attend Negotiations", "Make the Blue-Haired Lawyer Attend Negotiations", and "Make Homer Attend Negotiations". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|1060}} and {{XP|260}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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− | ===Level 38===
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− | ====Scandalous Spending Pt. 1====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | |
− | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | |
− | {{TB|You said it was an emergency, sir? I ran all the way here. At least until I passed out and an ambulance took me the rest of the way.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I, er, need you to take care of someone for me, Wiggum.}} | |
− | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | |
− | {{TB|Don't you usually go to the mob when you need someone take care of?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Not that kind of taken care of! I just need you to sweep something under the rug.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Don't you usually go to the janitor when you need something swept under the rug?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|No, you idiot! A copy of the town's financial records went missing and now someone is blogging about them.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Since this is time-sensitive and your skills as a detective leave ah... much to be desired, I'll let you use my copy of NSA's new 'Super Snooper' software.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Sure think Mayor, I'll get right on it!}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 1" which is to "Make Cheif Wiggum Procrastinate". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|520}} and {{XP|110}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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− | {{TB|This spying software is great! It's like a video game except everything is in real time and I can't use donuts to speed it up.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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− | {{TB|...}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Do something, you boring productive members of society!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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− | {{TB|...}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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− | {{TB|That's it, you have three seconds to do something interesting or I'll shoot!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Three!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Two!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>BANG*}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Oops, I fired early. Also, I shouldn't have fired at all.}}
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− | ====Scandalous Spending Pt. 2====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Lou, is shooting a computer under warranty?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lou Icon}}
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− | {{TB|We don’t have any warranties. You told me to use that money to buy police cut-off shorts.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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− | {{TB|And you’ve never looked better, Lou.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Eddie Icon}}
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− | {{TB|If you need to use a computer, why don’t you head down to the Java Server. They have free Wi-Fi, as well as free refills, freeloaders, and free Tibet merchandise.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Great idea, Eddie. When Christmas bonus time comes around, expect an extra pair of cut-offs.}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 2" which is to " Make Chief Wiggum Use free Wi-Fi at the Java Server". It takes 3 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|235}} and {{XP|45}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | |
− | {{TB|All-you-can-drink pumpkin spice lattes? I should have shot my computer sooner!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Wait a minute, Super Snooper says that the blogger’s been posting from this very cafe.}} | |
− | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Time to get up and do some good old-fashioned detective work. Eh, I’ll just scoot my chair over.}} | |
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− | ====Scandalous Spending Pt. 3====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Finally I’ve found a form of activism that doesn’t require participating in 5K’s ‚blogging!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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− | {{TB|And all this publishing of Springfield’s shameful misuse of public funds has actually made me lose a little finger weight. I can’t wait to buy new gloves!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Now time to become my sexy Guy Fawkes alter ego and tear down the government. What scandal should I scan in today?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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− | {{TB|How about the Mayor’s private jet with the name ‚ ‘Mayor Force Fun’.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Two puns in one name?! Shameless!}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 3" which is to "Make Comic Book Guy Become a Slacktivist". It takes 30 minutes and the player receives total {{Cash|140}} and {{XP|20}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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− | ====Scandalous Spending Pt. 4====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Chief Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Freeze, fatty! You’re under arrest.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You can’t arrest me if you can’t catch me.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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− | {{TB|But you didn’t go anywhere,}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You and I both know how embarrassing that chase would be.}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 4" which is to "Make Chief Wiggum Bust Budget Blogger". It takes 10 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|450}} and {{XP|100}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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− | ====Scandalous Spending Pt. 5====
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{TB|Alright, whistleblower. You’re under arrest for theft of government property, espionage, and murder.}}
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− | {{TB|But if you confess to the first two, we'll drop the murder charge.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I own all the Law and Order action figures, so I know I have the right to a fair and speedy trial with a jury of my peers.}}
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− | {{TB|“Fair and speedy trial?” There’s no way that’s a thing. “Speedy” is a funny made-up word, not a law word.}}
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− | {{TB|Actually Chief, it’s right here in the rulebook. We got to give him a trial.}}
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− | {{TB|You don’t say! Huh, I’ve got a lot of families to apologize to.}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 5" which is to "Build Court House". The player receives total {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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− | ====Scandalous Spending Pt. 6====
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− | {{TB|I’m here to make you a deal. Instead of going to court, you give my son your first edition Radioactive Man comic and we’ll wipe this whole business under the rug.}}
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− | {{TB|Paper tastes better when it has super heroes on it.}}
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− | {{TB|I’d rather go on a hunger strike… and that means something coming from a man my size!}}
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− | {{TB|Speaking of hunger, it’s been an hour since I last ate. Can I have a Krusty burger?}}
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− | {{TB|Krusty burgers are for law abiding citizens. And due to a recent sponsorship, last meal recipients.}}
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− | {{TB|Then take me to the courthouse! At least they have a cafeteria.}} | |
− | {{THT|The player receives "Scandalous Spending Pt. 6" which is to "Make Comic Book Guy Attend Court Hearing", "Make Chief Wiggum Attend Court Hearing", and "Make Judge Snyder Preside Over a Court Session". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|1360}} and {{XP|310}} in reward.|colspan=2}} | |
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− | {{TB|Mr. Jefferey Albertson. How do you plead to the charges put before this court?}}
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− | {{TB|Not guilty!}} | |
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− | {{TB|Of course you do. Everyone does. Why do I even bother asking. I think I might be bad at my job.}}
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− | {{TB|Thanks to budget cuts and my waning attention span, we go straight from plea to verdict! And the court finds the defendant NOT-GUILTY.}}
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− | {{TB|Sorry, slip of the tongue, I mean GUILTY. Man, I really AM bad at my job.}} | |
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− | {{TB|The mandatory punishment for this crime is SHAME! I sentence you to a week confined to a pillory in front of town hall.}}
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− | {{TB|But I belittle kids for a living. Kids with free afternoons and access to overly ripe tomatoes!}} | |
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− | {{TB|Due to your girth and wrist size, we’ll have to order a new extra large pillory from, Take a Chill Pill-ory.}}
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− | {{TB|Unfortunately, because of our over strained budgets, and the fact that such a store has never existed in the show, we don’t currently have such a store.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
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− | {{TB|So you’re free to go.}}
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− | {{TB|The irony. The same bureaucracy I was fighting to stop, saved me from humiliation and embarrassment. Thank you, misappropriated funds!}}
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− | {{TB|On an unrelated note, the courthouse cafeteria is closed until further notice.}}
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− | {{TB|Worst‚ Victory‚ Ever!}}
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− | ====Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 1====
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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− | {{TB|My ratings are in a slump, and the network is threatening to replace me with one of the members of the Blue Man Group. I'm not sure which one, but nobody is.}}
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− | {{TB|Why don't you follow in the footsteps of Edward R. Murrow and Walter Cronkite and uphold the highest standard of journalism?}}
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− | {{TB|Little girl, you've given me a great idea. I should tell my security to not let little girls into the building.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I've got to get back to my roots - special interest pieces on the diverse and welcoming community that is Springfield.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Now time to find some nut job whose depressing tale I can peddle for profits.}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 1" which is to "Make Brockman Find a Human Interest Piece". It takes 4 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|275}} and {{XP|55}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{TB|It seems someone forgot to sign out of this computer. But as a professional journalist, I'm above digging through someone's dirty laundry.}} | |
− | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Note to self: return Monty Burns' dirty laundry before he grows suspicious.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Well, one click won't hurt!... AHHH! So many exotic photos of Chief Wiggum! Eew, the apple in his mouth was a poor choice.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Wait, what's this Super Snooper thing? *Gasp* Wiggum has been spying on the whole town.}}
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− | ====Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 2====
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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− | {{TB|This 'spy' story could finally make me important enough to have a Wikipedia page that I didn't write. Or better yet, it could be used to spy me up an even better story!}}
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− | {{TB|That'll keep that blue man where he belongs - Vegas! And sometimes on tour!}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 2" which is to "Make Brockman Snoop on Fellow Springfielders". It takes 5 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|300}} and {{XP|60}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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− | ====Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 3====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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− | {{TB|My job is saved thanks to all this government sanctioned dirt. Time for a tough choice.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Take the boring stupid high road and report on Chief Wiggum spying.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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− | {{TB|OR take the totally awesome low road full of winners and report on gossip.}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 3" which is to "Make Brockman Broadcast Internet Gossip as News". It takes 6 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|325}} and {{XP|65}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{TB|I'm happy to report tonight's edition of "Eye on Springfield" won its time slot, beating out both tone bars and OFF.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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− | {{TB|And now the actual news of the world will be scrolled on screen faster than the human eye can read.}}
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− | ====Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
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− | {{TB|By the pitchforks and torch-o-reenos, I'm guessing there's an angry mob forming.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I'm so furios at Brockman for spilling all our secrets, I almost can't cook this ham.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Oh who am I kidding, I can cook a ham anywhere, anytime.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
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− | {{TB|And I feel so ashamed that everyone knows that I'm not left handed. I'm ambidextrous... with a prefence for my left! *sob*}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Well, I suppose mob justice is the good book's preferred form of justice. Hand me that baseball bat.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Finally! I knew I got a knife installed in this cane for a reason.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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− | {{TB|BURN DOWN THE NEWS STATION!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|No! If we riot, think of all that extra news Brockman will get to report. We've got to handle this in a way no one will care about - a peaceful protest!}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 4" which is to "Make Citizens Protest"(15x). It takes 24 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|600}} and {{XP|150}} from each character in reward.|colspan=2}}
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− | ====Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 5====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Shame on you, Brockman. Think of the children. And all their terrible secrets you uncovered.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Now that I say it aloud, shouldn't we be alarmed that all of our children have terrible secrets?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Bot no one was watching my show. You had backed me into a wall with your lack of interest and my poor performance.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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− | {{TB|What other choice did I have? My numbers were down! My only sponsors were Consolidated Lint and political ads for inmate elections.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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− | {{TB|So I used Police Chief Wiggum's snooping software to find gossip.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Wiggum was spying on the town?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Jasper Icon}}
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− | {{TB|We have a police chief?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Can we please riot now?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You know what? I'm going to not say no.}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 5" which is to "Make Citizens Storm Police Station"(15x). It takes 24 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|600}} and {{XP|150}} from each character in reward.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Quimby! Help! Brockman told the town about the Super Snooper. And they're trying to break down the door! Luckily it's made of reinforced steel.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|No it's not. I misappropriated those funds for the "Council to Get Miss Springfield Some Jewelry" which I had to form that time I forget her birthday.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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− | {{TB|But the whole town's out for MY blood! We're on the cusp of a revolution!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Just yours? Not mine? Well, that's okay then. Call if you have a real emergency.}}
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− | ====Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 6====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Mayor Quimby, I look like a pig and I sequeal like a pig. If I go down, I'm taking you with me.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Twenty years of salary cuts and this is how you repay me?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Fine! I'll win them back just like I do every year with a confusing speech, a winning smile, and counting dead people as voters.}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 6" which is to "Make Quimby Give a Speech". It takes 60 minutes and the player receives total {{Cash|170}} and {{XP|27}} from each character in reward.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Listen up everyone. I am sure there is a perfectly reasonable explanation for the entire sequence of events that has lead up to this point.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Oh yeah? What's that then?!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I have no idea. Which is why I'm forming a non-partisan committee to look into this.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|It will be composed of cheerleaders from professional sports teams, and will meet at sea on my government-purchased yacht.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Yar, finally a government body I can stand behind.}}
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− | {{THT|After the task is complete.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|No, don't listen to him! He's just trying to divert our attention.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Oh no, a precocious little girl. Every politician's worst nightmare. Time to bail!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I er...think we can all agree that it was uh...all Wiggum's fault. Vote Quimby!}}
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− | ====Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 7====
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Time to roast this pig at the stake! Any last words, Wiggum?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I had a statement prepared, but I left the note cards in my police cut-offs.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Stop! We can't stoop to his level and break the law ourselves. We should challenge Wiggum's heinous trespasses in court!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Aw, nobody will let me use my pig-roasting spit - not the building association, not the health apartment, and now not even an angry mob.}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Two Extra Eyes On Springfield Pt. 7" which is to "Make Chief Wiggum Attend Court Hearing", "Make Citizens Attend Court Hearing" and "Make Judge Snyder Preside Over a Court Session". It takes 12 hours and 4 hours and the player receives {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} from each character in reward.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Now why did you all pull me out of my chambers? I was in the middle of a very impoerant nap.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Chief Wiggum has publicly admitted to spying on the people of Springfield using a piece of dubious, government developed software.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
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− | {{TB|And...?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Well, it's immoral, unethical, and unconscionable.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
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− | {{TB|None of those words are illegal. I'm not here to decide what's right or wrong.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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− | {{TB|That's exactly what you're supposed to do.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Man, maybe I'm notcut out for this. And maybe I should stop doubting myself aloud while in the midst of a case.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Either way, NOT GUILTY!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Now if you excuse me, I've got some soul searching to do...}}
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− | ====Snyder House Rules Pt. 1====
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You know, I signed up to be a judge because of the breezy uniform but who knew it would be so much work.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I should go on one of those traveling staycations I've been hearing so much about.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Where should I go? Why, Arizona? Or Whynot, Mississippi?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Yo, let me know when you're going. I can keep an eye on your house, maybe even watch your dog for you.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Unless you don't have a dog which will make the robbing all the easier.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
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− | {{TB|On second thought, maybe I should take one of those at-home vacations I've been hearing so much about.}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Snyder House Rules Pt. 1" which is to "Place a Minnow Pond" and "Make Judge Snyder Take a 24 Hour Vacation". It takes 24 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|700}} and {{XP|150}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Ah, nature - can anything compare to your beauty? Well, maybe photographs of nature. And nature documentaries.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
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− | {{TB|This lovely pond reminds why I moved to Springfield in the first place - lax building codes.}}
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− | ====Snyder House Rules Pt. 2====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TH|After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
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− | {{TB|That vacation reminded me that I'm so much more than just a judge that passes down verdicts, I'm also a man that passes down verdicts.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Time to start living my dreams.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Starting with my long-time but never-before-mentioned dream of being an actor.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Krusty is holding auditions for Moses in a straight-to-cell-phone production of 'The Exodus'.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Judge Snyder Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I did have a short lived TV show called 'Naked Court.' At least they told me it was a TV show...}}
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− | {{THT|The player receives "Snyder House Rules Pt. 2" which is to "Make Judge Snyder Try Out for a Role". It takes 12 hours and the player receives total {{Cash|520}} and {{XP|110}} in reward.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{DEFAULTSORT:Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 38 content update, The}} | + | {{DEFAULTSORT:Level 38}} |