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Scandalous Spending
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| Scandalous Spending
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Scandalous Spending is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 38 content update. It unlocks Judge Snyder and the Court House.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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You said it was an emergency, sir? I ran all the way here. At least until I passed out and an ambulance took me the rest of the way.
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I, er, need you to take care of someone for me, Wiggum.
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Don't you usually go to the mob when you need someone taken care of?
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Not that kind of taken care of! I just need you to sweep something under the rug.
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Don't you usually go to the janitor when you need something swept under the rug?
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No, you idiot! A copy of the town's financial records went missing and now someone is blogging about them.
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Since this is time-sensitive and your skills as a detective leave ah... much to be desired, I'll let you use my copy of NSA's new 'Super Snooper' software.
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Sure thing Mayor, I'll get right on it!
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| Task: "Make Chief Wiggum Procrastinate". The job takes place at the Police Station and takes 12 hours.
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This spying software is great! It's like a video game except everything is in real time and I can't use donuts to speed it up.
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Do something, you boring productive members of society!
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That's it, you have three seconds to do something interesting or I'll shoot!
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Three!
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Two!
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*BANG*
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Oops, I fired early. Also, I shouldn't have fired at all.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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Lou, is shooting a computer under warranty?
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We don't have any warranties. You told me to use that money to buy police cut-off shorts.
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And you've never looked better, Lou.
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If you need to use a computer, why don't you head down to the Java Server. They have free Wi-Fi, as well as free refills, freeloaders, and free Tibet merchandise.
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Great idea, Eddie. When Christmas bonus time comes around, expect an extra pair of cut-offs.
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| Task: "Make Chief Wiggum Use free Wi-Fi at the Java Server". The job takes place at The Java Server and takes 3 hours.
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All-you-can-drink pumpkin spice lattes? I should have shot my computer sooner!
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Wait a minute, Super Snooper says that the blogger's been posting from this very cafe.
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Time to get up and do some good old-fashioned detective work. Eh, I'll just scoot my chair over.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Comic Book Guy's exclamation mark
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Finally I've found a form of activism that doesn't require participating in 5K's – blogging!
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And all this publishing of Springfield's shameful misuse of public funds has actually made me lose a little finger weight. I can't wait to buy new gloves!
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Now time to become my sexy Guy Fawkes alter ego and tear down the government. What scandal should I scan in today?
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How about the Mayor's private jet with the name 'Mayor Force Fun'.
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Two puns in one name?! Shameless!
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| Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Become a Slacktivist". The job takes place at The Java Server and takes 30 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Chief Wiggum's exclamation mark
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Freeze, fatty! You're under arrest.
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You can't arrest me if you can't catch me.
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But you didn't go anywhere...
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You and I both know how embarrassing that chase would be.
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| Task: "Make Chief Wiggum Bust Budget Blogger". The job takes place at the Police Station, requires Comic Book Guy, and takes 10 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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Alright, whistleblower. You're under arrest for theft of government property, espionage, and murder.
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But if you confess to the first two, we'll drop the murder charge.
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I own all the Law and Order action figures, so I know I have the right to a fair and speedy trial with a jury of my peers.
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"Fair and speedy trial?" There's no way that's a thing. "Speedy" is a funny made-up word, not a law word.
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Actually Chief, it's right here in the rulebook. We got to give him a trial.
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You don't say! Huh, I've got a lot of families to apologize to.
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| Task: "Reach Level 38 And Build Court House". It takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
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I'm here to make you a deal. Instead of going to court, you give my son your first edition Radioactive Man comic and we'll wipe this whole business under the rug.
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Paper tastes better when it has super heroes on it.
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I'd rather go on a hunger strike... and that means something coming from a man my size!
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Speaking of hunger, it's been an hour since I last ate. Can I have a Krusty burger?
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Krusty burgers are for law abiding citizens. And due to a recent sponsorship, last meal recipients.
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Then take me to the courthouse! At least they have a cafeteria.
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Task: "Make Comic Book Guy Attend Court Hearing". The job takes place at the Court House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Chief Wiggum Attend Court Hearing". The job takes place at the Court House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Judge Snyder Preside Over a Court Session". The job takes place at the Court House and takes 4 hours.
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| After the jobs have started
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Mr. Jefferey Albertson. How do you plead to the charges put before this court?
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Not guilty!
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Of course you do. Everyone does. Why do I even bother asking. I think I might be bad at my job.
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| After the tasks are complete.
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Thanks to budget cuts and my waning attention span, we go straight from plea to verdict! And the court finds the defendant NOT-GUILTY.
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Sorry, slip of the tongue, I mean GUILTY. Man, I really AM bad at my job.
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The mandatory punishment for this crime is SHAME! I sentence you to a week confined to a pillory in front of town hall.
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But I belittle kids for a living. Kids with free afternoons and access to overly ripe tomatoes!
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Due to your girth and wrist size, we'll have to order a new extra large pillory from "Take a Chill Pill-ory."
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Unfortunately, because of our over strained budgets, and the fact that such a store has never existed in the show, we don't currently have such a store.
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So you're free to go.
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The irony. The same bureaucracy I was fighting to stop, saved me from humiliation and embarrassment. Thank you, misappropriated funds!
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On an unrelated note, the courthouse cafeteria is closed until further notice.
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Worst...Victory...Ever...
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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