| The Real Investorettes
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Real Investorettes is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 50 content update. It requires Luann to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark
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Now that we're all here, I believe we can call to order this meeting of the Investorettes. Agnes, you were next on snack duty.
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I thought you were coming earlier, so I made Seymour bake a cake months ago.
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Luckily they haven't introduced ants in this game so it's still good.
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>We have some young male Investorettes interested in learning the ups and downs of the stock market.
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Can't you just call us Investors?
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Lesson Number 1 of Investing -- Shut yer traps.
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And as your second lesson of investing, you must accomplish this task.
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It just says Hunt a Wild Goose.
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Sweetie, go make mommy proud. Or at least in the ballpark of proud. I'd even take "not ashamed."
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Now that they're gone, let's get down to some real business...
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Can you believe what Marge Simpson said to me?!
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SEYMOUR! Where's the lemonade?
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What kind of hostess serves month old cake without month old lemonade!
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Task: "Make Investorettes Seriously Gossip" (x4). The jobs take place at the Skinner House and take 4 hours.
Task: "Make Skinner Serve Refreshments". The job takes place at the Skinner House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart and Milhouse Go on a Wild Goose Chase". The job takes place at Visitable Homes and takes 4 hours.
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I had no idea how mean geese are. Mother Goose must have been a real outcast.
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What is this teaching us about investing?
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Maybe one of these geese lays golden eggs, and we're supposed to find out which one!
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It's unfair that, of the two of us, you have the brains, the brawn and the beauty. All I have is the bacne.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark
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We tracked down every goose but we didn't find any golden eggs. One of us did contract goose fever though.
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SQWARK!
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Now teach us something about finance!
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Finance isn't something you can just learn, like economics or money-management. It requires good ideas.
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SQWARK!
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What's that Milhouse? We could sponsor a pro-wrestling show... with El Bombastico as the star?
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Like that idea I just had.
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That wasn't your idea. It was Milhouse's. Who probably needs to go to a hospital.
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I'm always thinking of the children, and you are a child, so it sounds like I thought of it for you.
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Excellent point, Helen. El Bombastico has been our second most profitable investment.
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First, if you don't count illegal investments.
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But none of us knows how to speak Spanish! Boys, how about you go find us a translator?
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SQWARK!
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Bart, maybe you should take lead on this one.
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Task: "Make Investorettes Plan a Pro Wrestling Show" (x4). The jobs take place at the Municipal House of Pancakes and take 8 hours.
Task: "Make Investorette Boys Find a Spanish Translator" (x2). The jobs take place at Visitable Homes and take 8 hours.
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| If Bumblebee Man is owned
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I've got a surprise for you. Who's dressed like an insect and only speaks Spanish?
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Stinky Pete?
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Ay Chihuahua!
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Oh, yes, that makes more sense. Let's go meet with El Bombastico!
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We couldn't find anyone who spoke Spanish.
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What about that man dressed like a bumblebee?
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You mean Bumblebee Man?
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I'm a busy lady, I can't be expected to know everyone's name around here, Bort.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Helen Lovejoy's exclamation mark
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El Bombastico just pulled up in his luncha-4-door compact.
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¡Hola! ¿Cómo puedo servirles?
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What did he say?
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Ehhh... he say... you have the teeth of a much younger woman.
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Oh, why thank you! Tell him thank you!
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Mucho Queso.
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¿Estamos comiendo nachos?
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Shall we get down to business?
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¿Los accidentes para su gato?
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¿Mi gato? ¿Ricky Meowtin?
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Task: "Make Investorettes Attend a Negotiation Meeting" (x4). The jobs take place at the Municipal House of Pancakes and take 12 hours.
If Bumblebee Man is owned: Task: "Make Bumblebee Man Fake Translate". The job takes place at the Municipal House of Pancakes and takes 12 hours.
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We would love for you to headline our pro-wrestling event.
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Ehh... Te gusta... el pro wrestlo... frijoles?
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And is there a Mrs. Bombastico? We would love to have her join the Investorettes!
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Tu esposa huele a pescado.
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*GASP* ¡Usted insulta a mi esposa!
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Where is he going?! Is his marriage on the rocks?
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Because I'm willing to take a bullet and become a famous wrestler's wife.
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No, that was clearly an offended walk off. I should know --
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I invented it when Houdini refused to give me the quarter he pulled from behind my ear. My ear, my quarter!
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Forgive me - I do not know Spanish. My parents were just very tan Italians.
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Which I also do not speak.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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What a disaster. And it's all your fault!
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Ay dios mio!
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Well, hold on a second. We don't need El Bombastico. We just need a man in a funny costume.
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Duffman won't return my calls after I had him excommunicated.
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Not Duffman. Bumblebee Man!
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Or more accurately El Bumblebastico!
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Ay Ay Ay!
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You think Moe would let us host a drunk wrestling contest at his bar?
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WOULD I EVER!
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Aw, shucks. Don't tell anyone that I was hiding in your bushes, alright?
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No. No me gusta.
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There's only two ways out of this situation Bumbleboy. One, you do this for us. Two, end of list.
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Que lastima!
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His Spanish is getting much better.
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Task: "Make Investorettes Host a Pro Wrestling Show" (x4). The jobs take place at Moe's Tavern and take 24 hours.
If Bumblebee Man is owned: Task: "Make Bumblebee Man Do ¡Lucha Libre!". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 24 hours.
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Wow, we really learned a lot about investing.
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Name one thing.
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I'd prefer not to.
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| Quest reward: 5,000 and 500
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