| Back from the Future
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Back from the Future is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 50 content update. It requires Jessica Lovejoy to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Jessica Lovejoy's exclamation mark
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A new Springfield eh? Let's hope this one isn't as boring as the old one.
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Hey Jessica! Want to join me as we paint the town red?
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I'm listening!
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And then watch that red paint dry?
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And I'm no longer listening.
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We can take bets on whether the paint will dry darker or lighter than its corresponding paint swatch.
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I think I'll just TP the Jebediah Springfield statue instead.
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Like a drop cloth? Good idea.
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If the Jebediah Statue is not owned: Task: "Tap Homer 10 Times in a Row to Get the Jebediah Statue".
Task: "Place the Jebediah Statue".
Task: "Make Jessica Lovejoy Disgrace a Local Landmark". The job takes place at the Jebediah Statue and takes 24 hours.
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Now Reverend, I know you said never to contact you unless it was an absolute emergency.
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Someone better be on fire, Ned. And no, hellfire does not count. Real fire.
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Your daughter is wrapping our founder's statue in toilet paper. Something in there must be a sin. Wasting TP? Vandalizing? Glorifying mummies?
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For the last time, glorifying mummies is most definitely a sin...
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...wait what did you say my daughter was doing?
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Jessica Lovejoy's exclamation mark
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Jessica Lovejoy! I thought we agreed that if you came back from limbo, you wouldn't cause any trouble!
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All contracts are void when made in a void.
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Good Lord, are you punishing me for that time I said an off-color joke about eggshell white?
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>Maybe the only way to get you to behave is to IGNORE you until you shape up!
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You can't ignore me, Daddy. I'm your sweet angelic daughter!
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If Rev. Lovejoy is owned: Task: "Make Rev. Lovejoy Ignore his Daughter". The job takes place at the Lovejoy Residence and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Jessica Lovejoy Pretend to be a Good Girl". The job takes place at the Lovejoy Residence and takes 60 minutes.
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Oh daddy? Daddy dearest? DADDY!!
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*singing* BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES, BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES.
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Stop it! STOP IT OR LEARN MORE WORDS TO THE SONG! OK, I'M SORRY!!
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*singing* BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES, BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES.
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I'll be a good, selfless, humble girl... just please pay attention to me!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Jessica Lovejoy's exclamation mark
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I hate pretending to be good. All this lying and deceiving gets in the way of my favorite activities: lying and deceiving.
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What I need is a patsy! Someone who I can blame if I get caught.
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Like when the government blamed that Lindbergh baby for Vietnam.
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Hmm, maybe I should stop skipping school too.
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Task: "Reach Level 9 and Build Springfield Elementary".
Task: "Make Jessica Find a Gullible Dimwit". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 8 hours.
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Jessica? I didn't know you'd arrived in town.
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If only it were so simple. But no, Bart, I have a far greater burden placed upon my shoulders.
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Orthopedic brace? Milhouse had one of those. The doctor said they'd never seen a spine so soft.
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I'm actually here from the FUTURE to save you from a terrible fate at the end of this quest line.
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Nice try, Jessica.
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I knew that you would say that... being from the future and all. So I'll totally prove it.
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The big finger in the sky will touch the screen when I finish talking!
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Ay Caramba! You ARE from the future!
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Tell me what I have to do to prevent this terrible fate.
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Simple. All you have to do is... everything I say.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Jessica Lovejoy's exclamation mark
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OK Bart, I know this might be difficult for you, but I assure you it's a lot easier than what's in store for you in the future.
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Is it bees? Tell me if it's bees. Blink twice for bees.
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Shut up. Now, step one -- replace your mom's shampoo with this bottle of peroxide.
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Why would that save me from the bees?
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It's not bees! But if you don't do it, well, enjoy your future fate with all its future pain and future suffering.
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Pain OR suffering I can handle, but both together? No thank you.
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Task: "Reach Level 12 And Build Bart's Treehouse".
Task: "Make Jessica Baton Twirl". The job takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Replace his Mom's Shampoo with Peroxide". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours.
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This isn't shampoo it's peroxide! Staining my beautiful blue hair a repulsive, unnatural golden yellow.
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Hahahahaha!
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Why'd you have to make me do that? My mom is one of the few adults who hasn't given up on me.
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Don't think of yourself, Bart. Think of Future Bart, with his hover skateboard.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Jessica Lovejoy's exclamation mark
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OK Bart. The next thing you have to do to avoid your terrible fate is give me twenty dollars.
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I don't have that kind of cash!
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The church collection does...
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Whoa! I don't steal from churches, or mosques, or synagogues. Maybe, maybe a Shinto shrine.
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Bart, terrible fate --
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If it's so bad, then how come you won't tell me about it?
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Fine. First, your eyeballs fall out of your head.
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But I love my eyeballs. They're my second favorite set of balls.
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And while you are searching for your eyeballs, you trip and fall down the stairs, breaking every bone in your body.
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So much agony and slapstick! Enough, enough - I'll do it!
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Task: "Reach Level 14 and Build First Church of Springfield".
Task: "Make Jessica Go to Sunday School". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Steal Church Money". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 12 hours.
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Bart Simpson are you stealing from the church?! AGAIN?!
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But I didn't want to do it! ... this time.
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Jessica made me. She said she was from the future and if I didn't do what she said, my eyeballs would pop out of my head.
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And I would trip over them and break every bone in my body.
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Which I'm just now realizing was the plot to yesterday's Itchy and Scratchy cartoon.
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Jessica Lovejoy! I can't believe how much I can believe you would do this.
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But I didn't do it, Daddy.
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You said you'd ignore me if I was bad and you're talking to me. So by that logic, I can't have done anything wrong.
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But I only did it to show how the media is unfairly biased against women!
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Her circular logic checks out.
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Bart! How DARE you blame an innocent girl for this crime!
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Dad, she's stealing your wallet right now!
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Now you're questioning your father?! Sounds like someone needs double the punishment! Go to your room! TWICE!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Jessica Lovejoy's exclamation mark
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That's it, Jessica you've gone too far. Lying about the future? You know that's my favorite time period. We're done.
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Oh Bart, you'll be back.
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Just think of me as the Anti Terminator -- I'll never be back!
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That sounded cooler in my head.
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That's too bad... I was hoping we could go get ice cream together.
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Fat chance!
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Great idea - we could eat it in front of the kids just getting back from Fat Camp.
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Well...
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...Ok. But then AFTER THAT we're done.
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Task: "Make Jessica Heckle Fat People". The job takes place at the All Night Gym or Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Heckle Fat People". The job takes place at the All Night Gym or Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to Back to the Future.
