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Back from the Future

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Back from the Future
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 6
Update: Level 50
Required characters: Jessica Lovejoy, Bart
Optional characters: Rev. Lovejoy

Back from the Future is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 50 content update. It requires Jessica Lovejoy to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Jessica Lovejoy's exclamation mark
Jessica Lovejoy - Bored A new Springfield eh? Let's hope this one isn't as boring as the old one.
Milhouse - Excited Hey Jessica! Want to join me as we paint the town red?
Jessica Lovejoy I'm listening!
Milhouse - Excited And then watch that red paint dry?
Jessica Lovejoy - Bored And I'm no longer listening.
Milhouse We can take bets on whether the paint will dry darker or lighter than its corresponding paint swatch.
Jessica Lovejoy - Bored I think I'll just TP the Jebediah Springfield statue instead.
Milhouse Like a drop cloth? Good idea.
If the Jebediah Statue is not owned: Task: "Tap Homer 10 Times in a Row to Get the Jebediah Statue".
Task: "Place the Jebediah Statue".
Task: "Make Jessica Lovejoy Disgrace a Local Landmark". The job takes place at the Jebediah Statue and takes 24 hours.
Ned - Worried Now Reverend, I know you said never to contact you unless it was an absolute emergency.
Rev. Lovejoy - Annoyed Someone better be on fire, Ned. And no, hellfire does not count. Real fire.
Ned - Worried Your daughter is wrapping our founder's statue in toilet paper. Something in there must be a sin. Wasting TP? Vandalizing? Glorifying mummies?
Rev. Lovejoy - Annoyed For the last time, glorifying mummies is most definitely a sin...
Rev. Lovejoy - Surprised ...wait what did you say my daughter was doing?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Jessica Lovejoy's exclamation mark
Rev. Lovejoy - Annoyed Jessica Lovejoy! I thought we agreed that if you came back from limbo, you wouldn't cause any trouble!
Jessica Lovejoy - Bored All contracts are void when made in a void.
Rev. Lovejoy - Sad Good Lord, are you punishing me for that time I said an off-color joke about eggshell white?
Rev. Lovejoy - Sad >Maybe the only way to get you to behave is to IGNORE you until you shape up!
Jessica Lovejoy You can't ignore me, Daddy. I'm your sweet angelic daughter!
If Rev. Lovejoy is owned: Task: "Make Rev. Lovejoy Ignore his Daughter". The job takes place at the Lovejoy Residence and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Jessica Lovejoy Pretend to be a Good Girl". The job takes place at the Lovejoy Residence and takes 60 minutes.
Jessica Lovejoy - Sad Oh daddy? Daddy dearest? DADDY!!
Rev. Lovejoy *singing* BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES, BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES.
Jessica Lovejoy - Sad Stop it! STOP IT OR LEARN MORE WORDS TO THE SONG! OK, I'M SORRY!!
Rev. Lovejoy *singing* BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES, BRINGING IN THE SHEAVES.
Jessica Lovejoy - Sad I'll be a good, selfless, humble girl... just please pay attention to me!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Jessica Lovejoy's exclamation mark
Jessica Lovejoy - Bored I hate pretending to be good. All this lying and deceiving gets in the way of my favorite activities: lying and deceiving.
Jessica Lovejoy - Naughty What I need is a patsy! Someone who I can blame if I get caught.
Jessica Lovejoy - Naughty Like when the government blamed that Lindbergh baby for Vietnam.
Jessica Lovejoy - Bored Hmm, maybe I should stop skipping school too.
Task: "Reach Level 9 and Build Springfield Elementary".
Task: "Make Jessica Find a Gullible Dimwit". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 8 hours.
Bart - Surprised Jessica? I didn't know you'd arrived in town.
Jessica Lovejoy If only it were so simple. But no, Bart, I have a far greater burden placed upon my shoulders.
Bart Orthopedic brace? Milhouse had one of those. The doctor said they'd never seen a spine so soft.
Jessica Lovejoy I'm actually here from the FUTURE to save you from a terrible fate at the end of this quest line.
Bart - Rolling Eyes Nice try, Jessica.
Jessica Lovejoy I knew that you would say that... being from the future and all. So I'll totally prove it.
Jessica Lovejoy The big finger in the sky will touch the screen when I finish talking!
Bart - Surprised Ay Caramba! You ARE from the future!
Bart - Sad Tell me what I have to do to prevent this terrible fate.
Jessica Lovejoy - Naughty Simple. All you have to do is... everything I say.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Jessica Lovejoy's exclamation mark
Jessica Lovejoy OK Bart, I know this might be difficult for you, but I assure you it's a lot easier than what's in store for you in the future.
Bart Is it bees? Tell me if it's bees. Blink twice for bees.
Jessica Lovejoy - Naughty Shut up. Now, step one -- replace your mom's shampoo with this bottle of peroxide.
Bart Why would that save me from the bees?
Jessica Lovejoy - Bored It's not bees! But if you don't do it, well, enjoy your future fate with all its future pain and future suffering.
Bart - Sad Pain OR suffering I can handle, but both together? No thank you.
Task: "Reach Level 12 And Build Bart's Treehouse".
Task: "Make Jessica Baton Twirl". The job takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Replace his Mom's Shampoo with Peroxide". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 12 hours.
Marge - Bad Hair This isn't shampoo it's peroxide! Staining my beautiful blue hair a repulsive, unnatural golden yellow.
Jessica Lovejoy - Naughty Hahahahaha!
Bart - Sad Why'd you have to make me do that? My mom is one of the few adults who hasn't given up on me.
Jessica Lovejoy Don't think of yourself, Bart. Think of Future Bart, with his hover skateboard.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Jessica Lovejoy's exclamation mark
Jessica Lovejoy OK Bart. The next thing you have to do to avoid your terrible fate is give me twenty dollars.
Bart - Sad I don't have that kind of cash!
Jessica Lovejoy - Naughty The church collection does...
Bart - Surprised Whoa! I don't steal from churches, or mosques, or synagogues. Maybe, maybe a Shinto shrine.
Jessica Lovejoy - Bored Bart, terrible fate --
Bart - Angry If it's so bad, then how come you won't tell me about it?
Jessica Lovejoy - Naughty Fine. First, your eyeballs fall out of your head.
Bart - Surprised But I love my eyeballs. They're my second favorite set of balls.
Jessica Lovejoy - Naughty And while you are searching for your eyeballs, you trip and fall down the stairs, breaking every bone in your body.
Bart - Sad So much agony and slapstick! Enough, enough - I'll do it!
Task: "Reach Level 14 and Build First Church of Springfield".
Task: "Make Jessica Go to Sunday School". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Steal Church Money". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 12 hours.
Rev. Lovejoy - Surprised Bart Simpson are you stealing from the church?! AGAIN?!
Bart - Sad But I didn't want to do it! ... this time.
Bart - Sad Jessica made me. She said she was from the future and if I didn't do what she said, my eyeballs would pop out of my head.
Bart - Sad And I would trip over them and break every bone in my body.
Bart Which I'm just now realizing was the plot to yesterday's Itchy and Scratchy cartoon.
Rev. Lovejoy - Sad Jessica Lovejoy! I can't believe how much I can believe you would do this.
Jessica Lovejoy But I didn't do it, Daddy.
Jessica Lovejoy You said you'd ignore me if I was bad and you're talking to me. So by that logic, I can't have done anything wrong.
Jessica Lovejoy But I only did it to show how the media is unfairly biased against women!
Homer Her circular logic checks out.
Homer - Annoyed Bart! How DARE you blame an innocent girl for this crime!
Bart - Surprised Dad, she's stealing your wallet right now!
Homer - Furious Now you're questioning your father?! Sounds like someone needs double the punishment! Go to your room! TWICE!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Jessica Lovejoy's exclamation mark
Bart - Angry That's it, Jessica you've gone too far. Lying about the future? You know that's my favorite time period. We're done.
Jessica Lovejoy - Bored Oh Bart, you'll be back.
Bart - Angry Just think of me as the Anti Terminator -- I'll never be back!
Bart - Sad That sounded cooler in my head.
Jessica Lovejoy That's too bad... I was hoping we could go get ice cream together.
Bart - Angry Fat chance!
Jessica Lovejoy - Naughty Great idea - we could eat it in front of the kids just getting back from Fat Camp.
Bart Well...
Bart - Angry ...Ok. But then AFTER THAT we're done.
Task: "Make Jessica Heckle Fat People". The job takes place at the All Night Gym or Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Heckle Fat People". The job takes place at the All Night Gym or Springfield Elementary and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to Back to the Future.