- For other uses of "Testify", see Testify (disambiguation).
| Testify!
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Testify! is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 47 content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark
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Let's start with the witnesses.
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There are witnesses?!
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What is the point of having money if it can't silence people?
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Waylon Smithers, please take the stand and deliver your testimony.
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| Task: "Make Smithers Testify". The job takes place at the Court House, requires Judge Snyder, and takes 4 hours.
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Mister Smithers, ignoring protocol, we have sworn you in on the Malibu Stacy Bible you brought from home.
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Now please tell us what you saw that night.
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It was in between Mr. Burns' bedtime and his 4:00 AM "FDR got elected to a fifth term" nightmare.
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I stopped into Moe's for a flirtini, when Mister Quimby here showed up with a woman of loose morals.
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The only thing loose about me is my willingness to take off my clothes for money.
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Everything else is off limits.
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Unless you pay me.
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Mister Quimby forced me to be his "wingman" and dragged me all over town.
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You should be on trial for being the worst wingman ever!
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You said there'd be hotties at that Steelworkers Sausage Fest.
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There weren't even sausages... just lots of men!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark
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Selma Bouvier, please take the stand and deliver your testimony.
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| Task: "Make Selma Testify". The job takes place at the Court House, requires Judge Snyder, and takes 4 hours.
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Ms. Bouvier, please tell the court what you saw that night.
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Only if you tell the court if you're single or not...
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Not a chance.
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Fine.
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Freddy and I crashed into each other outside of the Steelworkers Sausage Fest.
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Literally crashed - with our cars.
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Luckily I shaved my legs just a few months ago, so I was able to charm my way into a ride back to town with him.
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Sure, he was drunk and concussed, but he hadn't left me for dead, so I thought the date was going well.
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Right up until he drove off a bridge into the river, and left me for dead.
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Thank god buoyancy is my greatest skill.
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This is not looking good for you, Mister Quimby.
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No, your honor, in the light of day, SHE'S not looking good!...
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I mean no comment.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Judge Snyder's exclamation mark
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Kirk Van Houten, please take the stand and deliver your testimony.
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| Task: "Make Kirk Testify". The job takes place at the Court House, requires Judge Snyder, and takes 4 hours.
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Mr. Van Houten, please tell the court what you saw that night.
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When I heard a knock on the door, I thought those girl scouts had a change of heart and wanted to give me back my hat.
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But instead Freddy burst in soaking wet, and challenged me to a drinking contest.
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Since I had to sell part of my liver to pay Luann's alimony during the divorce, I asked if I could have juice instead.
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But by then he was already hitting the whiskey, and on my wife.
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When we got back together, we agreed anything before second base isn't cheating.
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You need to learn the rules of baseball, Luann!
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Anyway, he said my crying was harshing the mood so he stumbled off, but not before he did unspeakable things to our mailbox.
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Tampering with the mail system – a federal crime!
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Your list of offenses, like Superhero movies, just keeps getting longer.
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Who says Judge Reinhold is the only funny judge?
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| After the task is complete.
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That's it? Pshaw!
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As long as you don't call that dancing girl to the stand, I'll be home before my chow-dah gets cold.
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Your honor, all comments muttered under my client's breath are to be considered hearsay.
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| If Princess Kashmir is not owned
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Check in with Princess Kashmir to get her contribution to Freddy's story!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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