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The Simpsons: Tapped Out July 4th 2014 content update

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This article is about the Tapped Out's 4th of July content update from 2014. For other year's Tapped Out 4th of July content updates, see TSTO 4th of July Content Updates.
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The Simpsons: Tapped Out's fifty-fifth content update, also known as the July 4th 2014 content update was released on July 2, 2014.

Characters

Image Name Unlock message
George Washington.png George Washington Tapped Out George Washington New Character.png
Giuseppe Granfinali.png Giuseppe Tapped Out Giuseppe Granfinali New Character.png

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Character(s) unlocked when built
Sit-N-Rotate Tapped Out.png Sit-N-Rotate 3d Cash10,000,000
Giuseppe's Workshop Tapped Out.png Giuseppe's Workshop 24h Cash5,000 Giuseppe

Decorations

Decoration Picture Requires Other
Lincoln Memorial Tapped Out Lincoln Memorial.png Cash100,000
Fireworks Barge Tapped Out Fireworks Barge.png Donut80
American Flag Tapped Out American Flag.png Cash5,600 Only at 4th July 2014
Pinwheel Firework Tapped Out Pinwheel firework.png Donut40 Only at 4th July 2014
Crate of Fireworks Tapped Out Crate of fireworks.png Donut60 Only at 4th July 2014
Ye Olde Cherry Tree Ye Olde Cherry Tree.png Donut180 Unlocks George Washington

Returning items

Several items from the 4th July's 2013 content update were re-added in the update, for the benefit of the players whom missed the 2013's events.

Characters

Image Name Unlock message
Abraham Lincoln.png Abraham Lincoln Tapped Out Abraham Lincoln New Character.png
Rex Banner.png Rex Banner Tapped Out Rex Banner New Character.png
Tapped Out Apu 4th July 2013.png All-American Apu (skin) Tapped Out All-American Apu New Character.png

Buildings

Image Name Time Costs Unlocks
Tapped Out Nighthawk Diner.png Nighthawk Diner 24h Donut90 Rex Banner
Tapped Out Lincolns cabin.png Lincoln's Cabin 6s Donut150 Abraham Lincoln

Decorations

Image Name Costs
Tapped Out Liberty bell.png Liberty Bell Cash50,000
Tapped Out Lisa statue.png Lisa Statue of Liberty Donut75

Gameplay

Failure to Launch Pt. 1

Homer Apu, $100 worth of your most illegal poorly-made fireworks, please!
Apu With federal agent Rex Banner snooping around town, I can no longer play the fireworks game.
Apu This Independence Day, the only laws I plan on breaking relate to food safety and price gouging.
Homer The government can't take away our fireworks just because they're illegal!
Homer Last time I checked, a little document called the U.S. Constitution guaranteed us the right to break any law we want, whenever we feel like it.
Apu It most explicitly does not.
Homer Exactly! If we can't buy fireworks, then we'll just have to make them ourselves
The player receives "Failure to Launch Pt. 1" which is to "Build Giuseppe's Workshop". It takes 24 hours.

Failure to Launch Pt. 2

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Guiseppe Granfinali, it's your lucky day. Most characters as minor as you never get to see Springfield again.
Homer Although that's less and less true all the time.
Homer Anyway, we want you to build the most ear-rattling, eyeball-bludgeoning, nose-somehow-obliterating fireworks ever made.
Lisa Would it help to have an extra set of hands? I got an "A" in second grade chemistry this year.
Giuseppe Chemistry? What-a the hell-a is that?
Lisa Wait... you make your living playing with gunpowder all your life, and you have no idea what it's made of?
Giuseppe Ground-up demon, I always assume.
Giuseppe Okay, find me some-a books on this "chemistry". Real old and out-of-date, like-a me.
Lisa Finally, a need only a second-rate public school library can fulfill!
Skinner Sixth-rate, actually. We just got our certification as a sixth-rate facility yesterday. We're very proud.
The player receives "Failure to Launch Pt. 2" which is to "Build Springfield Elementary", "Make Lisa Read Outdated Chemistry Books", and "Make Giuseppe Stock Up on 'Fertilizer'". It takes 4 hours.

Failure to Launch Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Mr. Granfinali, are we going to start making the fireworks anytime soon?
Giuseppe What does it LOOK-a like I'm-a doing?!
Lisa Sitting in a rocking chair having an animated argument with no one at all.
Giuseppe That's-a how I create my fireworks! I talk it-a over with the ghosts of all-a my brothers.
Giuseppe Once there were-a fifteen Granfinali boys. Now, only Giuseppe. All the others, gone. Blown up to God.
Lisa Are you sure you want to solicit advice from ghosts that died in fireworks accidents?
Giuseppe They tell-a Giuseppe what NOT to do. That is, when they are not screaming.
Giuseppe Apparently, getting-a blown up hurts bad, even after you're dead.
Lisa Very comforting.
The player receives "Failure to Launch Pt. 3" which is to "Make Giuseppe Invent a New Firework" and "Make Lisa Mix Dangerous Chemicals". It takes 12 hours.

Failure to Launch Pt. 4

After tapping on Giuseppe's exclamation mark
Giuseppe Mama Mia! I just-a got an inspection-a notice from Town Hall.
Giuseppe When they find-a the 'works, they gonna take-a them away!
Homer This time the government has gone too far.
Homer If I can bring a loaded AR-15 into a nursery school -- and thanks to the patriotism of dedicated nutcases, I can -- why can't I build explosives for pleasure?
Giuseppe To be fair, fireworks and firearms... they are not-a the same.
Homer Well, they can both kill people. And THAT means I should be able to do whatever I want with them.
Homer I'll send out word that the government is trying to stop an honest citizen from playing with gunpowder.
Homer You watch what happens.
Giuseppe Oh boy...
The player receives "Failure to Launch Pt. 4" which is to "Make Giuseppe Host a Fireworks Support" and "Make Republicans Attend the Fireworks Support Rally (x5)". It takes 2 hours.
Giuseppe The fireworks... they are-a gone!
Lisa What's happened?!
Giuseppe While we were demonstrating, somebody broke in and stole-a them.
Giuseppe All our precious explode-o's, blammers, and fizzle-booms... gone!

Failure to Launch Pt. 5

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Who would steal fireworks? Think, Lisa!
Giuseppe Fear not. My family has an ancient, secret method for recovering lost fireworks.
Giuseppe You see, the firework, she wants to be with others of her kind.
Lisa Uh... that seems unlikely. But go on...
Giuseppe We use the little firecracker to find-a the big firework.
Giuseppe Take-a the firecracker. Light-a the firecracker. Throw-a the firecracker.
Lisa Okay...
Giuseppe If you hear a super-big KA-BOOM!, you have found-a the missing fireworks. If not, move on and-a try again.
Lisa And you say this is an ancient family technique?
Giuseppe My sisters were the fireworks finders in the family. But they are all dead now.
Lisa Let me guess -- blown up by fireworks?
Giuseppe Yes. What are the odds?
Homer I've got my firework finding gear. Let's go!
The player receives "Failure to Launch Pt. 5" which is to "Make Giuseppe Search for Stolen Fireworks" and "Make Homer Search for Stolen Fireworks". It takes 24 hours.

Failure to Launch Pt. 6

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer The heck with it. If we don't have explosions and the real possibility of accidental death, the Fourth is ruined.
Homer I'm just going to go to work.
Lisa Cheer up, Dad. There are a few cans of lighter fluid in the garage.
Lisa We could light those on fire and see what happens!
Lisa That'll make for a great America's Birthday!
Homer Nah. America stinks. We had a good run, but it's over. It's Ceylon's turn now.
Lisa I hate to see you so down. Tell you what -- start a trash-can fire at work.
Lisa Maybe it'll cause a runaway inferno, and you can salvage what's left of Independence Day.
Homer Thanks, sweetie. Yeah, work is usually good for an explosion or two.
Homer Thank God I'm such a lousy safety inspector.
The player receives "Failure to Launch Pt. 5" which is to "Build Control Building" and "Make Homer "Safely" do his Job". It takes 16 hours.
Homer Woo-hoo! Work was great!
Homer Mr. Burns let me have a whole box of donuts if I promised not to tell anyone that he's been using stolen fireworks for fuel.
Lisa !!!
Homer I know. It's ridiculous, right? A whole box of donuts just for me...
Message Oh fine, here's a couple of donuts for you too, but don't you DARE tell anyone, or we'll take them back.

Failure to Launch Pt. 7

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa So! The man behind these mysterious thefts is none other than Mr. Burns!
Lisa The very SAME Mr. Burns who is, without fail, behind absolutely every nefarious act in this town!
Homer Tell me about it. The whole time I'm thinking, "It's probably Mr. Burns, but we're not really doing THAT story again, are we?"
Homer And THEN I thought: "Well, if it DOES turn out to be Mr. Burns, for sure don't point out how it's ALWAYS Mr. Burns, because that just makes it seem EVEN WORSE."
Homer But then YOU pointed it out, so I pointed it out, and now it's all anyone can think about.
Homer Which is unfortunate.
Giuseppe Well, if-a Mr. Burns is the bad guy, then I'm-a gonna have words with him right now!
Homer Ooh -- I love when Italians get mad. They can say a thousand swears with their hands alone!
Homer Watch and learn, Lis!
The player receives "Failure to Launch Pt. 7" which is to "Make Giuseppe Confront Mr. Burns" and "Make Homer Butt into Giuseppe's Business". It takes 6 hours.
Giuseppe Give-a me back my fireworks, evil skeleton!
Mr. Burns And have them turned into a weapon against me? No, I'm not keen to see rockets exploding on my front porch.
Homer We don't want to shoot them at you, silly!
Homer It's the sky we want to blow up. And the sky's no-good friend: clouds.
Mr. Burns I'm not talking about you.
Mr. Burns I simply can't afford to have these fine explodables end up in the hands of my family's mortal enemies.
Cletus Hi, Homer! Hi, Lisa! Hi, Italian person!
Cletus And hello to you, Burnsy. Or should I call you... Dead Man?
Mr. Burns Yes, everyone, it's true. The Spuckler clan and the Burns clan are a-feudin' agin.
Mr. Burns The Burnses have fought the Spucklers down through the generations.
Mr. Burns At times the feud merely simmers. But it always flares anew at the slightest provocation.
Homer r. Burns! I didn't realize you came from hillbilly stock.
Mr. Burns Oh, I don't.
Mr. Burns A mere three generations ago, the Spucklers were our rivals in Philadelphia high society.
Mr. Burns They were one of the richest, most erudite families in America.
Cletus Ay-yup.
Cletus Then my grand pappy lost his railroad, and pretty soon we's eatin' shoe leather and possum, and findin' we likes the taste!
Mr. Burns Our family fortunes may have diverged, but our hands are so steeped in Spuckler blood, and their hands in ours, that we will never truly live in peace.
Cletus Sad but true. Well, I'm off. Kill ya later, Burns!
Mr. Burns Kill you later, Cletus! Tell Brandine I'll kill her later, too!
Cletus Will do!

Failure to Launch Pt. 8

After tapping on Giuseppe's exclamation mark
Giuseppe Well, all is not-a lost. I have a special surprise for you, Lisa.
Lisa You don't mean...
Giuseppe Yes! We are ready to show-a off our new firework!
Lisa This is so exciting!
Giuseppe You're-a telling me! I've never fired spent-a nuclear fuel rods into the atmosphere before!
Lisa I wish I didn't know that's what was happening.
The player receives "Failure to Launch Pt. 8" which is to "Make Giuseppe Show-Off a New Invention". It takes 1 hour.

Happy Independence Day!

When the player logs in on 4th July 2014
Lisa On this very special day, we'd like to take a few moments to humbly celebrate the greatest nation on earth!
Homer China! No, wait -- Germany! It's Germany, isn't it? ...Russia? Man this is hard. Greatest nation on earth...
Homer Sweden?
Lisa Dad, I'm talking about America.
Homer What, this America? That's nuts -- by almost any measure we've fallen out of the top one-fifty.
Homer I mean look at education, income equality, percentage of population in prison, access to medical care...
Lisa Dad, not now! You're bumming everyone out. I'm trying to be festive!
Homer Oh right. Sorry, honey. Go ahead and lie about how good America is. I'll back you all the way.
Lisa *Cough* ... Alright: "To Americans everywhere, Happy Fourth of July!"
Message Regardless of where you are, enjoy these 5 sweet complimentary donuts!

Washington Overtime

If the player does not have George Washington on July 16th.
Homer Aw, I hate when holidays are over. All the Fourth of July stuff is gone.
Lisa Not all of it -- George Washington is still around.
Homer Oh yeah. I remember we had a hard time getting rid of Abraham Lincoln last year, too.
Abraham Lincoln Is this guy serious?
Abraham Lincoln That's funny, because I could have SWORN I'm considered one of the greatest Presidents ever.
Abraham Lincoln But hey, maybe I'm wrong!
Abraham Lincoln Maybe having me around is a total drag. That seems to be Homer's opinion, doesn't it?
Homer No, sir. It's an honor to have you here.
Abraham Lincoln I didn't catch that? Could you repeat it?
Homer It's a tremendous honor to have you in Springfield, Mr. One-of-the-Top-Two-Presidents- Ever.
Abraham Lincoln Yeah. That's what I THOUGHT you said.
Abraham Lincoln And by the way, you're welcome for AMERICA STILL BEING A COUNTRY.
Homer Stupid Lincoln.

Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 1

After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark
George Washington "Previous to the execution of any official act of the President--"
George Washington WHAT THE? WHERE DID PHILADELPHIA GO? WHAT LAND IS THIS AND WHY IS "QUICKY MART" SPELLED SO ATROCIOUSLY?
Lisa Mr. Washington, you've been brought forward in time to the town of Springfield, in America.
Lisa It seems to happen to ex-Presidents a lot.
George Washington Forward in time? How old is America?
Lisa Two hundred and forty-two years.
George Washington You're kidding me, right? That's a joke? Because I told Jefferson I gave this country a decade. Tops.
George Washington He was all: "Liberty is mankind's natural state!" And I was "Yada yada yada... ten years, chump. Bank on it."
George Washington Still, it's cool to be wrong! So, tell me about this town.
Lisa Springfield is named after its founder, Jebediah Springfield.
Lisa You would've known him as 'Hans Sprungfeld' in your time.
George Washington SPRUNGFELD?! THAT GUY HAS A TOWN NAMED AFTER HIM? Oh, man. Where is he?
George Washington He's going to be picking wooden teeth out of his neck for a month.
The player receives "Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 1" which is to "Make Washington Hunt for Jebediah Springfield". It takes 24 hours.
George Washington Okay, so Sprungfeld is dead. Everyone I know is dead. I get it. So now what?
Lisa Professor Frink is trying to find a way to send you home. In the meantime...
Lisa You might find you like it here. Our previous ex-President seems very happy.
Abraham Lincoln You want to keep it down, please? I can barely hear myself split rails here, people.
George Washington Sheesh. That guy was President?!
Lisa Number sixteen.
George Washington He's so gangly-looking. Doesn't really scream "President," you know?
George Washington I guess people will elect anything.

Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 2

After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark
George Washington You know why America has a bicameral legislature, right?
Lisa Uh... because it's a good way to keep power from consolidating in one body?
George Washington Nope. Because when we were tossing around ideas for a new government-- just brain jamming, you know -- some idiot throws out the term "bicameral legislature."
George Washington And everybody just latches onto it.
George Washington You know that thing where everyone's trying to sound hip and smart by using the hot new term? So annoying!
George Washington Every time I heard the words, I couldn't decide whether to fall asleep or kill myself.
George Washington Just totally nuts. I voted for the thing just to shut everyone up.
Lisa This is incredible! Our scholars need to know this stuff. You've got to commit your memories to paper.
George Washington Seriously, if I told you all the dirt I've got on John Adams, you'd flip your powdered wig. Dude was MESSED UP.
The player receives "Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 2" which is to "Make Washington Write a Tell-All". It takes 4 hours.

Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 3

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa I hope you're not finding modern-day America too strange, Mr. Washington.
George Washington Nah.
George Washington It'll always be America, so long as people continue to live free, toss their excrement in the streets, and hate the British.
Lisa Actually England is our closest ally now.
George Washington ...
George Washington You want to repeat that, little lady?
Lisa Uh... we've had a lot of time to repair relations...
George Washington "Repair relations"? With a country that is way more powerful than us?
George Washington AND wants nothing more than to make us her colony again?
Lisa Well, first of all, our military is a lot bigger than theirs now.
George Washington Then we should attack immediately, before they have time to raise conscripts!
George Washington Unless, of course, you'd prefer to see musky-carrying redcoats on every street corner in the nation.
George Washington Summon my war council!
The player receives "Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 3" which is to "Make Washington Plan an Invasion of Britain". It takes 8 hours.

Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 4

After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark
George Washington Okay, if our ships leave Boston tomorrow, we can reach England in two months.
George Washington We'll rendezvous with Hessian mercenaries -- little girl, remind me to write a letter to Hessia, get that ball rolling.
Lisa Hessian mercenaries aren't the military force they once were...
George Washington We will then move inland and seize the royal saltpeter mines.
George Washington I'd like to see King George try to fight a war without saltpeter. Heh-heh-heh...
George Washington With a combined force of 20,000 we will easily subdue all of England.
George Washington What do you think, Lisa Simpson? An elegant plan, no?
Lisa You really think 20,000 men armed with muskets will do any good against tanks and machine guns and missiles?
George Washington If we have enough horses, yes.
George Washington I also plan on doubling gin rations, to boost morale. A drunk army is an effective army.
George Washington All we need now is the men!
The player receives "Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 4" which is to "Make Washington Recruit an Army". It takes 24 hours.

Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 5

After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark
George Washington Okay, I've been traveling door-to-door all day, and so far I've got ZERO recruits for my Grand Army of the Brit-Hating Republic.
George Washington What's happened to the England-detesting nation of proud Limey-stranglers I love? Where's our fighting spirit?
Lisa Seriously. The English are our friends. Very nice people. Good music.
George Washington And the most annoying thing?
George Washington Everyone's just falling all over themselves to thank me: "You're the Father of Our Country!" "Thank you, George Washington!"
George Washington If you love me so much, get in the boat and help me stick a cannon ball in Big Ben.
Wiggum George Washington! Thank you for everything, sir.
Wiggum Thank you for your wisdom, and your strength, and for being everything a man can be. I mean EVERYTHING!
George Washington Uh-huh. Look, that's very nice, but I'm just a guy. Happy to be of service. No need to go crazy, pal.
The player receives "Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 5" which is to "Make Washington Reject Praise". It takes 6 hours.

Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 6

After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark
Comic Book Guy George Washington! It's really him! The greatest real-life superhero of all!
Apu Thanks for being the best Founding Father a country could ask for! We love you!
George Washington Fine. That's very fine. Thank you. Go away.
Lisa They're just trying to show their appreciation, sir.
George Washington But they act like I'm some sort of saint. It's seriously creepy.
George Washington Did you know there are guys on the Supreme Court who think laws should be based on what me and my friends were thinking about more than two centuries ago?
George Washington We didn't have electricity. And trust me -- most of the time when we were writing constitutions and laws, we were thinking about what to order for dinner.
George Washington I'm just a guy. And I'm really happy that America worked out so well. That rocks. But again, just a guy.
Skinner Excuse me, Mr. Washington. I'm like your biggest fan ever, and--
George Washington I owned slaves. Did you know that? It stinks, but it's true. So please leave me alone.
Skinner Well, you must have had a very good reason.
George Washington THERE IS NO GOOD REASON FOR OWNING SLAVES. Augh! You people are beyond weird!
The player receives "Declaration of Co-Dependence Pt. 6" which is to "Make Washington Flee Admirers". It takes 16 hours.

Ye Olde Cherry Tree

After tapping on George Washington's exclamation mark
George Washington Okay, still think I'm perfect? Watch this. This'll prove I'm no saint. I'm going to cut down this cherry tree.
George Washington Then, when you ask me if I cut it down, I AM GOING TO LIE ABOUT IT. There! Still think I'm all that?
Skinner But, sir, everyone KNOWS George Washington can't tell a lie.
George Washington WHAT GROWN MAN IS INCAPABLE OF LYING?! ARE YOU SERIOUS?! HERE, WATCH!
The player receives "Ye Olde Cherry Tree" which is to "Make Washington Try to Cut Down a Cherry Tree". It takes 12 hours.

Lincoln on Lincoln

After tapping on Abraham Lincoln's exclamation mark
Abraham Lincoln Okay, that is literally the LAST design I would have approved for a Lincoln Memorial. What garbage!
Lisa No, it's nice! You look regal.
Abraham Lincoln Exactly! I'm sitting on a throne!
Abraham Lincoln Correct me if I'm wrong, but I sorta thought the POINT of America was "no more guys on thrones."
Lisa Uh... but this is OUR throne. So maybe that makes it okay?
Abraham Lincoln Oh, and thanks for the MASSIVE GREEK TEMPLE.
Abraham Lincoln If there's one thing I was ALL ABOUT, it was huge, loud, in-your-face Greek stuff.
Abraham Lincoln The whole "log cabin" thing? Yeah, total smokescreen. Glad you picked up on that. I was secretly into stone monstrosities the whole time.
Abraham Lincoln This is EXACTLY how I want to be remembered -- as a higher-than-thou know-it-all who insisted that every word he uttered be ETCHED IN STONE FOR ALL TIME.
Abraham Lincoln Well done!!!
Lisa Uh... hey look! Some rails that need splitting.
Abraham Lincoln Huh? SWEET!
The player receives "Lincoln on Lincoln " which is to "Make Abraham Lincoln Split Rails". It takes 8 hours.

The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 1

After tapping on Rex Banner's exclamation mark
Rex Banner Citizens of Springfield, fear not!
Rex Banner No longer will airborne displays of fireworks-related Technicolor splendor haunt your nights!
Lisa Federal agent Rex Banner!?
Rex Banner Here to stop the flow of illegal fireworks into Springfield and bring the Bottle Rocket Barons to their knees.
Lisa Well, that'll be nice. They're kind of a nuisance.
Rex Banner Nuisance? You call sporadic incidents of mild to moderate noise pollution a NUISANCE?
Rex Banner They're the greatest threat to the American way of life since loitering!
Rex Banner And nothing will stop me from ending this scourge!
Rex Banner Unless it is my debilitating addiction to refined sugars!
The player receives "The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 1" which is to "Make Rex Banner Interrogate Flanders". It takes 8 hours.

The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 2

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
Apu Sales of fireworks are up 3,000%! This holiday is proving most profitable!
Rex Banner I've traced the fireworks to this Kwik-E-Mart. Time to see what we can see...
Apu Great Ganesh! Super-cop Rex Banner is hot on my trail! I'd better hide the evidence.
The player receives "The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 2" which is to "Make Apu Hide the Fireworks Behind the Malt Liquor" and "Make Rex Banner Stake Out the Kwik-E-Mart". It takes 4 and 12 hours.

The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 3

After tapping on Rex Banner's exclamation mark
Rex Banner Reach for the sky, Nahasapeemapetilon!
Rex Banner I know you're the gunpowder-drunk mastermind of this fireworks racket!
Rex Banner Come clean -- you're the one they call the Rocket Rajah. The Bengal Blaster. Pyrotechnic 'Pu.
Apu I see. Because of my ethnicity and name, you assume this person must be me. That, sir, is profiling!
Rex Banner I'm an old-timey cop. Profiling is ninety percent of my skill set.
Rex Banner And we call it by its proper name: good ol' red-blooded, American racism.
The player receives "The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 3" which is to "Make Apu Hide the Fireworks Behind the Malt Liquor" and "Make Rex Banner Stake Out the Kwik-E-Mart". It takes 4 and 12 hours.

The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 4

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Release Apu, Rex Banner!
Homer I've discovered the true identity of the fireworks smuggler -- Ned Flanders!
Homer Arrest him and interrogate him for hours and hours!
Rex Banner Let's go, boys!
Homer And... he's gone. Woo-hoo! Come on, everybody -- the coast is clear! Let's buy some boom!
The player receives "The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 4" which is to "Make Rex Banner Interrogate Flanders" and "Send Springfield Residents to Buy Fireworks (x10)". It takes 1 and 8 hours.

The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 5

After tapping on Rex Banner's exclamation mark
Rex Banner Hands where I can see them, Apu! I'm taking you in!
Lisa Wait! That man is innocent!
Lisa I've just found an old town law from 1803 which expressly permits "the sale and detonation of pyrotechnic devices for one month following June 4."
Rex Banner What's so special about the Fourth of June?
Lisa June 4th was King George III of England's birthday.
Lisa Springfield was the only town in the nation that voted 182 times to return to British rule.
Lisa We've always been America's cowards.
Rex Banner Well, at least there's one thing this town is still good for.
The player receives "The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 5" which is to "Make Rex Eat a Banana Kaboom". It takes 4 hours.

Paranoid Android Redux

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Rex Banner!
Homer I've again discovered a nefarious smuggling ring -- far too intricate to detail here -- that is headed by our own Ned Flanders!
Homer Arrest Ned Flanders at once! And interrogate him for a really, really long time!
Homer But not in a scary, painful, illegal way like the CIA does.
Homer Just, you know, keep him out of my hair while football's on.
Rex Banner Will do, patriotic citizen!
The player receives "Paranoid Android Redux" which is to "Make Rex Banner Interrogate Flanders". It takes 8 hours.

The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 6

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
Apu Now that this awful business with the authorities has blown over, it's time to restock!
The player receives "The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 6" which is to "Make Apu Stock Up on Illegal Fireworks". It takes 24 hours.

The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 7

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
Apu I am happy to announce I am open for business once again!
Homer Woo-hoo!
Homer I haven't blown anything up in a couple of hours, this was starting to feel like a Canada Day celebration...
The player receives "The Rocket's Red Glare Redux Pt. 7" which is to "Make Apu Turn a Profit" and "Send Springfield Residents to Buy Fireworks *(x10)". It takes 12 and 1 hours.

Bring on the Revolution!

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
Skinner Patty, I know things didn't work out on our last date, but I wonder if you'd be interested in giving it another shot?
Selma That date was twenty years ago. Also I'm Selma, not Patty.
Skinner The straight one? Even better!
Selma Back off, bub. In case you haven't noticed, in this new Springfield single women are a hot commodity.
Skinner And rightfully so! That's why I want to take you out to the hottest new spot in town.
Skinner You might even call it revolutionary!
The player receives "Bring on the Revolution!" which is to "Make Skinner and Selma Dine at the Revolving Restaurant". It takes 4 hours.
Skinner So what did you think?
Selma The food was okay. But the prices were ridiculous.
Skinner Well, that restaurant DID cost ten million to build.
Selma Whatever. You paid, so I don't care.

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