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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 31 content update

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The twenty-sixth content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out, also known as the Wolfcastle content update, was released on July 15, 2013.

Level Up Message

Its level up is message is spoken by Bumblebee Man


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Characters

Image Name Unlocked when/costs Unlock message Level required Notes
150px Wolfcastle Wolfcastle's Mansion is built Tapped Out Wolfcastle New Character.png 31
150px McBain Film Set is built Tapped Out McBain New Character.png 31 Skin for Wolfcastle

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required
Tapped Out Wolfcastle's Mansion.png Wolfcastle's Mansion 1d, 12h Cash114,500 Rainier Wolfcastle 31
Tapped Out Film Set.png Film Set 6s Donut120 McBain 31
Tapped Out All Night Gym.png All Night Gym 24h Cash70,500 31

Decorations

Decoration Picture Requires Reward
Carved Ice Sculpture Tapped Out Carved Ice Sculpture.png Cash2,600 Improves your Vanity rating
Radioactive Man Billboard Tapped Out Radioactive Man Billboard.png Donut30 0.75% bonus money and XP to all Jobs.

Gameplay

Level 31

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 1

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark
Quimby Er, um, Mr. Burns, I'm worried that at the rate we're rebuilding, erm, Springfield is heading for social unrest.
Quimby We're running out of space to put our citizens. We keep building restaurants but we still don't have any garbage service.
Quimby And I receive a lot of complaints that it's too difficult to find people when they're walking around.
Smithers The Mayor may be right, sir. There already is a woman who keeps complaining about "something". Eventually that "something" could turn into something.
Mr. Burns We need to scrounge up some celebrity pap to dangle in front of the town like shiny keys. Call Bumblebee Man and tell him we need a nip slip pronto!
Smithers I'm not sure he'll do another one, sir. He said he needed to stop bringing so much shame to his family.
Mr. Burns Ugh. Catholics. If they're not denying shame, they're making it up.
Quimby A former political rival of mine has, uh, hit hard times. I would be happy to offer him up for ridicule as he tries to cling to his fame.
Wolfcastle Did someone say fame? I must have it back! It is the only vay I can afford to do that thing where food goes in my mouth.
The player receives "Celeb-o-mania Pt. 1" which is to "Build Wolfcastle's Mansion". It takes 1 day and 12 hours. The player receives total Cash100 and XP10 in reward.
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New Character Tapped Out Wolfcastle New Character.png

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 2

After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
Wolfcastle Thank you for building me this enormous mansion. After Maria told me to leave, I have been forced to wander from luxury hotel to luxury hotel.
Wolfcastle The only bottles of alcohol I could get were very tiny.
Mr. Burns That's not all we got you.
Mr. Burns You're now hosting a reality TV show so your tremendous Teutonic talents can once again distract the good people of Springfield.
Wolfcastle Distract?
Mr. Burns Oh, that's just my way of saying "entertain".
Wolfcastle TV for Wolfcastle. If I am to be in front of cameras, I must take this flabby coal body and turn it hard as a diamond.
The player receives "Celeb-o-mania Pt. 2" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Exercise". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash275 and XP55 in reward.

Egoin' Crazy Pt. 1

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty Hey Brockman, you better not be here for "America's Laziest Premises". Hosting a reality competition was the crap job I was born for.
Brockman I don't know anything about that terrible reality program where ordinary people are judged on who has the best idea for a terrible reality program.
Wolfcastle Oh hello there, Krampy and Vhite-Haired Guy.
Wolfcastle Have you come to audition for my fantastic new unscripted series? We are still looking for desperate contestants to exploit.
Krusty You're the host?! I'm six times the star as Steroid Hitler! Looks like I have to remind Springfield who's the true big shot in this 'burg.
The player receives "Egoin' Crazy Pt. 1" which is to "Make Krusty Inflate His Own Importance". It takes 6 hours. The player receives total Cash325 and XP65 in reward.

Egoin' Crazy Pt. 2

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark
Brockman Pass me over for work, will they? Well, they picked the wrong fear-baiting sensationalist to slight.
Brockman Tonight's shocking headline – "Reality TV: Threat or Menace... or Atrocity?"
The player receives "Egoin' Crazy Pt. 2" which is to "Make Brockman Record Eye on Springfield". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Cash500 and XP110 in reward.

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 3

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark
Mr. Burns Excellent.
Mr. Burns These celeb-fed nimrods are flapping their bleached gums about nonsensical drivel, while any issue of substance is as forgotten as that dance that preceded the Charleston.
Mr. Burns Time to lighten my pockets on a little nuclear-fueled stroll.
The player receives "Celeb-o-mania Pt. 3" which is to "Make Mr. Burns Hide Nuclear Waste". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash375 and XP80 in reward.

Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 1

After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark
Cletus Thanks you kindly for visitin' my humble, alcohol-growing farm. I think you'll find lots of that ratin' generatin' drama 'round here.
Wolfcastle Vhite trash are good for funny laugh at. It is the comedy of knowing I am better than you.
Cletus Follow me around, and yud get the reals story... on things ya don't care about. I call the show "What Dat Badger Doin' Dere?"
Wolfcastle I enjoy this, because your accent is veird and your physical appearances bizarre. That statement carries no irony.
The player receives "Climbin Up To the D-list Pt. 1" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at Cletus' Farm" and "Make Cletus Yokel It Up at His Farm". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Cash940 and XP210 in reward.

Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 2

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum Excuse me, sir, but we've received a report of a 5-22 in this area...
Wiggum That's the crime of not putting the chief of police on your TV program.
Wolfcastle Police Person Viggums, I like how you are a police person who plays by his own rules. It reminds me of me when I am McBain!
Wolfcastle Is your idea for "America's Laziest Premises" about a gritty, violence-packed law show?
Wiggum I was thinking more like a gritty, violence-packed food show.
Wiggum I actually got my idea while sleep eating! It's literally the food show of my dreams.
Wolfcastle Another cooking competition... I already like how lazy it is.
Wiggum It would be like Top Chef meets Survivor meets the chili cook-off I always win.
Wolfcastle This sounds great, especially the part you did not think of. I will shoot this at El Chemistri.
Wolfcastle For what is the point of having a reality show, if I can't get important chefs to feed me free food.
The player receives "Climbin Up To the D-list Pt. 2" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at El Chemistri". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Cash520 and XP110 in reward.

Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 3

After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
Wolfcastle Hideous fat man, come back with my dinner!
Homer But this is my idea for "America's Laziest Premises." It's a prank show where every prank is that I steal someone's meal and eat it.
Wolfcastle I warn you, that chili pepper is Wolfcastle strength. An average lard ball like yourself won't have the intestinal strength to survive.
Homer I've eaten a whole saltlick before in one sitting at that stable. I think I can handle one little pepper.
The player receives "Climbin Up To the D-list Pt. 3" which is to "Make Homer Eat The Chief's Famous Guatemalan Insanity Pepper Chili". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Cash520 and XP110 in reward.

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 4

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark
Skinner Excuse me, Mr. Burns, but I have a teacher who is trying to unionize for better pay and benefits.
Skinner I fear she could succeed in uniting everyone, since she is the only teacher we have.
Mr. Burns Ah, you want to borrow my guy to spay your Norma Rae. Wolfcastle, come here a momentiola.
Mrs. Krabappel Skinner, I need real health insurance.
Mrs. Krabappel I'm tired of using anatomy lessons to crowd-source diagnoses from the students. And their prescriptions are never strong enough!
Wolfcastle Mrs. Krabappel, put down your protest sign, and behold human perfection! BEHOLD WOLFCASTLE!
The player receives "Celeb-o-mania Pt. 4" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Pose" and "Make Mrs. Krabappel Go for a Smoke Break (3x)". Wolfcastle's task takes 8 hours and Mrs. Krabappel's task takes total 30 minutes. The player receives total Cash426 and XP95 in reward.
Mrs. Krabappel If this is the new health plan, I'll let this Austrian Adonis take my temperature any day. HA!

Egoin' Crazy Pt. 3

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark
Brockman I've been spreading hyperbolic panic, and still Wolfcastle is hogging the limelight.
Brockman It's time I escalate this media war from conventional to guerilla.
Brockman Get ready for the viralest video of all time, world... because Kent Brockman is going to rant into a webcam!
The player receives "Egoin' Crazy Pt. 3" which is to "Make Brockman Create a Viewtube Video". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash300 and XP60 in reward.

Egoin' Crazy Pt. 4

After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
Wolfcastle I see you are trying to cyber-bully me, Brockman. So I am here to real-bully you.
Brockman *gulp* I'm sure we can settle this dispute with a peaceful dialogue.
Wolfcastle Yes, we could. But what is the fun in that? I recommend taking a calcium supplement now, so your bones heal faster.
Brockman By any chance, you wouldn't once again fall for the old "your laces are untied" bit, would you?
Wolfcastle Vhut about my laces?
The player receives "Egoin' Crazy Pt. 4" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Go in for a Closer Inspection of his Laces". It takes 1 day and 12 hours. The player receives total Cash850 and XP210 in reward.
Wolfcastle On closer inspection, these still are loafers.

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 5

After tapping on Carl's exclamation mark
Carl Today's finally the day we stand up to Mr. Burns and demand a safer plant. And what perfect weather to picket for a strike.
Lenny Yeah, almost too perfect. Do we want to spend such a nice day all angry and yelling?
Lenny Especially when we might miss the latest gossip about this Wolfcastle/Brockman media feud! I'm Team Brockman...
Carl and I'm Team Wolfcastle. Hey, instead of striking, let's go to Moe's and watch celebrities bicker on TV.
The player receives "Celeb-o-mania Pt. 5" which is to "Make Carl Drink at Moe's" and "Make Lenny Drink at Moe's". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash650 and XP150 in reward.

Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 4

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
Moe Thanks so much for having me on your show, Mr. Wolfcastle. Usually, I'm told cameras can't take the exposure to the ol' Szyslak kisser.
Wolfcastle Don't worry. We set up a system of mirrors to protect our equipment. Now tell us your idea, so we may film you, and judge you later.
Moe The title of my show is "The Sleazeball." It'd be a dating show where I date any lady willing to sign the release forms.
Moe I figure their craving to be on TV will work like a legal roofie.
Wolfcastle You disgust me, but in a vay I vant to vatch. But I use my "Vild Card" to change the idea so we get fewer lawsuits.
Wolfcastle You'll scare couples on a date by being you, and document yourself doing it.
Wolfcastle It will be like Ghost Hunters, except you are your own ghost that you hunt.
Moe Eh, that sounds fine too. Either way, I'll meet new people.
The player receives "Climbin Up To the D-list Pt. 4" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at The Pimento Grove" and "Make Moe Spook Patrons at The Pimento Grove". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Cash940 and XP210 in reward.

Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 5

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Bart Mom, you've got to help me find a way to get you on Wolfcastle's reality show!
Marge I'm sorry, Bart. But I'm very busy today.
Bart What are you talking about? You're a mom -- you're never busy.
Marge Hmmmm. Maybe if you saw a day in my life, you'd understand how difficult being a mom really is.
The player receives "Climbin Up To the D-list Pt. 5" which is to "Make Marge Walk Maggie". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash375 and XP80 in reward.
Bart Wow. Real housewives are a lot more boring than Real Housewives.

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 6

After tapping on Smithers's exclamation mark
Smithers Mr. Wolfcastle, Mr. Burns has another dignity-lowering assignment for you.
Wolfcastle Vhat does that vithered pigeon tendon vant now?
Mr. Burns I booked you for an interview with Kent Brockman!
Mr. Burns I haven't seen a public quarrel with this rancorous since the front-page feud between an aging Douglas Fairbanks and that upstart Rin Tin Tin.
Mr. Burns We must keep this vapid controversy at full boil.
Mr. Burns Between that and the hoopla over your brainless show, no one has time to pay attention to anything important.
Wolfcastle If that is vhat you vant, then that is vhat Volfcastle vill do.
Wolfcastle Ugh. I should really try to word my sentences without so many W's in them.
The player receives "Celeb-o-mania Pt. 6" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Appear on a Talkshow". It takes 1 hour. The player receives total Cash170 and XP27 in reward.

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 7

After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
Wolfcastle I vas vonce the greatest movie star in the vorld. Now I am a henchman for that brittle nuclear baron, Mr. Burns.
Wolfcastle Have I become as delusional as the vimps and veakoids on my pathetic unscripted program, clutching at celebrity?
Wolfcastle Comic Book Person imagines an audience for "Comic Book Man" vhere a nerd talks nerd-talk.
Wolfcastle Elderly Skinner lady believes her attitude vould make "Sassy Mamas" a hit.
Wolfcastle That Viggums boy doesn't get that on "Little Wiggy Poo Poo" he vould just be showing off that he is a tubby idiot.
Wolfcastle All dream people vant to see their sad lives. Yet do I act any wiser?
Wolfcastle I am being mocked across entertainment platforms.
Wolfcastle I have become a rock hard, finely sculpted punchline! Rainier Volfcastle: that is the joke.
Wolfcastle Ugh, vhy Volfcastle, vhy are you doing these hollow, vorthless jobs? I must go home and hide from my disappointments.
The player receives "Celeb-o-mania Pt. 7" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Relax in his Mansion". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash700 and XP160 in reward.

Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 6

After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
Wolfcastle You are cancelling 'America's Laziest Premises'? But it hasn't even aired!
Wolfcastle How could all the footage be unusable? I am screaming in more than 80% of it! THAT ALWAYS VORKS!
Wolfcastle *click*
Wolfcastle They hung up on me.
Wolfcastle I vill take out my fury on the iron I pump. For I swear vengeance on you, TV netvorks of Springfield! This is not the end of VOLFCASTLE!
The player receives "Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 6" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Exercise". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash275 and XP55 in reward.

Egoin' Crazy Pt. 5

After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
Wolfcastle I told you that vas not the end. And vant to tell you, Mr. Burns, I am done being your lackey!
Mr. Burns What are you going to do, you jobless, slab-necked oaf? Go into politics so you can freeload off the government?
Wolfcastle The publicity from Brockman has made me famous again. And vith no TV show, I am free to do films.
Wolfcastle My agents already set me up to direct and star in "Death Grandpas."
Wolfcastle I play a former Navy SEAL who must protect a retirement community from terrorists and long-haired teenagers.
Wolfcastle The movie costs $80 million so far, and hasn't even been written. Film is truly the hack work of kings!
The player receives "Egoin' Crazy Pt. 5" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Shoot Action Footage". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Cash520 and XP110 in reward.

Premium Quests

Now With Extra Hype

After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark
Wolfcastle Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, Rainier Wolfcastle here to announce my latest business venture.
Wolfcastle As you know, celebrities excel in many fields: Body building, action-heroring, governoring and now restauranteuring.
Wolfcastle We're going to have a huge opening night party and then... that's pretty much the end of my involvement.
The player receives "Now With Extra Hype" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Promote Planet Hype". It takes 16 hours. The player receives total Cash850 and XP210 in reward.

McBain

Prologue: Up Late With McBain
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After tapping on McBain's exclamation mark
McBain America, it is, I, McBain. I have returned to give you the laughs and other spasms of the body.
McBain Vhoop! Vhoop! Let us get silly! Let us all get silly!
McBain I have broken the bones of many evil criminals. But the only bones I vant to break now are your funny bones. And not with fists, but with humors.
McBain Ever notice how you are alive because I allow you to be alive. For you are nothing vithout McBain to protect you!
McBain That's the joke.
The player receives "Prologue: Up Late With McBain" which is to "Make McBain Host Up Late With McBain". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total Cash360 and XP80 in reward.

McBain, Scene 1: Vengence, Thy Name Is McBain
After tapping on McBain's exclamation mark
McBain SKOWIE! They killed my band leader Skowie! And I know who they is. Mendoza.
McBain MENDOZA!!!!
Quimby Senator Mendoza? He has, er, many powerful friends because he is, um, so corrupt.
Quimby Which is not necessarily a bad thing in all cases, but is bad in this, erm, specific one.
McBain I note your concern, Mayor, but I am a loose cannon.
McBain And this cannon smells trouble at the race track. There I'll find Mendoza's cronies and make them talk.
McBain I can be very persuasive. Because I threaten injury by physical violence.
The player receives "McBain, Scene 1: Vengence, Thy Name Is McBain " which is to "Make McBain Find Intel at the Track". It takes 16 hours. The player receives total Cash850 and XP210 in reward.

McBain, Scene 2: Master Of The Disguise
After tapping on Agnes's exclamation mark
Agnes Dear lord! You...your hands are covered in blood.
McBain I guess you could say those cronies at the track have gone to the dogs.
Agnes What? How is that a reply to what I said? You need to clean yourself up, young man.
McBain No time, old lady. I must take to the streets to track Mendoza vhile the trail is hot. First, to blend in. So I may gain the element of SURPRISE!
The player receives "McBain, Scene 2: Master Of The Disguise" which is to "Make McBain Go Undercover". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total Cash700 and XP160 in reward.

McBain, Scene 3: Big Explosion
After tapping on McBain's exclamation mark
McBain It is vorse than I thought. The Commie-Nazis are trying to take over the power plant to fuel their army of Murder Bots to destroy the President's daughter.
McBain Only one man can stop them, and his name is ME! But you can call him McBain!
McBain Foreign Commie-Nazis menace, prepare for doom. For as an American. I vow America vill vin!
The player receives "McBain, Scene 3: Big Explosion" which is to "Make McBain Battle Commie Nazis". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total Cash520 and XP115 in reward.

McBain, Scene 4: Bad Cop, Bad Cop
After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark
Wiggum McBain, this is the last time! You didn't get a single arrest warrant for any of those Commie-Nazis!
Wiggum I know you're a loose cannon, but you can't also play by your own rules!
McBain I just saved America, Chief. What did you do today?
Wiggum What I'm doing is suspending you? I want your badge on my desk right now!
McBain This is just a piece of metal, Chief. My true badge is justice.
Wiggum You're the best cop there is, McBain. And the worst cop there is. BADGE. DESK. NOW.
The player receives "McBain, Scene 4: Bad Cop, Bad Cop" which is to "Make McBain Turn in his Badge". It takes 60 minutes. The player receives total Cash115 and XP36 in reward.

McBain, Scene 5: Undercover Showdown
After tapping on McBain's exclamation mark
McBain Mendoza, you made this personal when you did something that affected me. Skowie vas not just my band leader. He vas...my friend.
McBain SKOWIE!
McBain Justice is blind. So it is good that I can see you in my crosshairs.
The player receives "McBain, Scene 5: Undercover Showdown" which is to "Make McBain Fight Climatic Battle". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total Cash1,100 and XP235 in reward.
Dr. Hibbert I'm telling you, McBain. Mendoza was shot, stabbed, bitten, nurpled, fired at by a tank, fired from a tank, and strapped to a bomb and dropped into Springfield gorge.
Dr. Hibbert There's no way, heh heh, he survived.
McBain We shall see Doctor. Ve shall see after the vorldvide grosses come in, and ve know about a sequel.

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And...CUT! That's a wrap everyone. Great work, Rainier.
Wolfcastle Thank you. I think ve are finally making a McBain movie people vill vant to see. Also, who cares? I vas paid already.

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