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The twenty-sixth content update for The Simpsons: Tapped Out, also known as the Wolfcastle content update, was released on July 15, 2013.

Level Up Message

Its level up is message is spoken by Bumblebee Man

Level Up Message

Characters

Image Name Unlocked when/costs Unlock message Level required Notes 150px Wolfcastle Wolfcastle's Mansion is built 31 150px McBain Film Set is built 31 Skin for Wolfcastle

Buildings

Image Name Building time Costs Task Character(s) unlocked when built Level required Wolfcastle's Mansion 1d, 12h 114,500 Rainier Wolfcastle 31 Film Set 6s 120 McBain 31 All Night Gym 24h 70,500 31

Decorations

Decoration Picture Requires Reward Carved Ice Sculpture 2,600 Improves your Vanity rating Radioactive Man Billboard 30 0.75% bonus money and XP to all Jobs.

Gameplay

Level 31

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 1

After tapping on Quimby's exclamation mark Er, um, Mr. Burns, I'm worried that at the rate we're rebuilding, erm, Springfield is heading for social unrest. We're running out of space to put our citizens. We keep building restaurants but we still don't have any garbage service. And I receive a lot of complaints that it's too difficult to find people when they're walking around. The Mayor may be right, sir. There already is a woman who keeps complaining about "something". Eventually that "something" could turn into something. We need to scrounge up some celebrity pap to dangle in front of the town like shiny keys. Call Bumblebee Man and tell him we need a nip slip pronto! I'm not sure he'll do another one, sir. He said he needed to stop bringing so much shame to his family. Ugh. Catholics. If they're not denying shame, they're making it up. A former political rival of mine has, uh, hit hard times. I would be happy to offer him up for ridicule as he tries to cling to his fame. Did someone say fame? I must have it back! It is the only vay I can afford to do that thing where food goes in my mouth. The player receives "Celeb-o-mania Pt. 1" which is to "Build Wolfcastle's Mansion". It takes 1 day and 12 hours. The player receives total 100 and 10 in reward. Build New Character

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 2

After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark Thank you for building me this enormous mansion. After Maria told me to leave, I have been forced to wander from luxury hotel to luxury hotel. The only bottles of alcohol I could get were very tiny. That's not all we got you. You're now hosting a reality TV show so your tremendous Teutonic talents can once again distract the good people of Springfield. Distract? Oh, that's just my way of saying "entertain". TV for Wolfcastle. If I am to be in front of cameras, I must take this flabby coal body and turn it hard as a diamond. The player receives "Celeb-o-mania Pt. 2" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Exercise". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total 275 and 55 in reward.

Egoin' Crazy Pt. 1

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark Hey Brockman, you better not be here for "America's Laziest Premises". Hosting a reality competition was the crap job I was born for. Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon I don't know anything about that terrible reality program where ordinary people are judged on who has the best idea for a terrible reality program. Oh hello there, Krampy and Vhite-Haired Guy. Have you come to audition for my fantastic new unscripted series? We are still looking for desperate contestants to exploit. You're the host?! I'm six times the star as Steroid Hitler! Looks like I have to remind Springfield who's the true big shot in this 'burg. The player receives "Egoin' Crazy Pt. 1" which is to "Make Krusty Inflate His Own Importance". It takes 6 hours. The player receives total 325 and 65 in reward.

Egoin' Crazy Pt. 2

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon Pass me over for work, will they? Well, they picked the wrong fear-baiting sensationalist to slight. Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon Tonight's shocking headline – "Reality TV: Threat or Menace... or Atrocity?" The player receives "Egoin' Crazy Pt. 2" which is to "Make Brockman Record Eye on Springfield". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total 500 and 110 in reward.

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 3

After tapping on Mr. Burns's exclamation mark Excellent. These celeb-fed nimrods are flapping their bleached gums about nonsensical drivel, while any issue of substance is as forgotten as that dance that preceded the Charleston. Time to lighten my pockets on a little nuclear-fueled stroll. The player receives "Celeb-o-mania Pt. 3" which is to "Make Mr. Burns Hide Nuclear Waste". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total 375 and 80 in reward.

Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 1

After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark Thanks you kindly for visitin' my humble, alcohol-growing farm. I think you'll find lots of that ratin' generatin' drama 'round here. Vhite trash are good for funny laugh at. It is the comedy of knowing I am better than you. Follow me around, and yud get the reals story... on things ya don't care about. I call the show "What Dat Badger Doin' Dere?" I enjoy this, because your accent is veird and your physical appearances bizarre. That statement carries no irony. The player receives "Climbin Up To the D-list Pt. 1" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at Cletus' Farm" and "Make Cletus Yokel It Up at His Farm". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total 940 and 210 in reward.

Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 2

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark Excuse me, sir, but we've received a report of a 5-22 in this area... That's the crime of not putting the chief of police on your TV program. Police Person Viggums, I like how you are a police person who plays by his own rules. It reminds me of me when I am McBain! Is your idea for "America's Laziest Premises" about a gritty, violence-packed law show? I was thinking more like a gritty, violence-packed food show. I actually got my idea while sleep eating! It's literally the food show of my dreams. Another cooking competition... I already like how lazy it is. It would be like Top Chef meets Survivor meets the chili cook-off I always win. This sounds great, especially the part you did not think of. I will shoot this at El Chemistri. For what is the point of having a reality show, if I can't get important chefs to feed me free food. The player receives "Climbin Up To the D-list Pt. 2" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at El Chemistri". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total 520 and 110 in reward.

Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 3

After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark Hideous fat man, come back with my dinner! But this is my idea for "America's Laziest Premises." It's a prank show where every prank is that I steal someone's meal and eat it. I warn you, that chili pepper is Wolfcastle strength. An average lard ball like yourself won't have the intestinal strength to survive. I've eaten a whole saltlick before in one sitting at that stable. I think I can handle one little pepper. The player receives "Climbin Up To the D-list Pt. 3" which is to "Make Homer Eat The Chief's Famous Guatemalan Insanity Pepper Chili". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total 520 and 110 in reward.

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 4

After tapping on Skinner's exclamation mark Excuse me, Mr. Burns, but I have a teacher who is trying to unionize for better pay and benefits. I fear she could succeed in uniting everyone, since she is the only teacher we have. Ah, you want to borrow my guy to spay your Norma Rae. Wolfcastle, come here a momentiola. Template:Tapped Out Krabappel Icon Skinner, I need real health insurance. Template:Tapped Out Krabappel Icon I'm tired of using anatomy lessons to crowd-source diagnoses from the students. And their prescriptions are never strong enough! Mrs. Krabappel, put down your protest sign, and behold human perfection! BEHOLD WOLFCASTLE! The player receives "Celeb-o-mania Pt. 4" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Pose" and "Make Mrs. Krabappel Go for a Smoke Break (3x)". Wolfcastle's task takes 8 hours and Mrs. Krabappel's task takes total 30 minutes. The player receives total 426 and 95 in reward. Template:Tapped Out Krabappel Icon If this is the new health plan, I'll let this Austrian Adonis take my temperature any day. HA!

Egoin' Crazy Pt. 3

After tapping on Brockman's exclamation mark Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon I've been spreading hyperbolic panic, and still Wolfcastle is hogging the limelight. Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon It's time I escalate this media war from conventional to guerilla. Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon Get ready for the viralest video of all time, world... because Kent Brockman is going to rant into a webcam! The player receives "Egoin' Crazy Pt. 3" which is to "Make Brockman Create a Viewtube Video". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total 300 and 60 in reward.

Egoin' Crazy Pt. 4

After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark I see you are trying to cyber-bully me, Brockman. So I am here to real-bully you. Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon *gulp* I'm sure we can settle this dispute with a peaceful dialogue. Yes, we could. But what is the fun in that? I recommend taking a calcium supplement now, so your bones heal faster. Template:Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon By any chance, you wouldn't once again fall for the old "your laces are untied" bit, would you? Vhut about my laces? The player receives "Egoin' Crazy Pt. 4" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Go in for a Closer Inspection of his Laces". It takes 1 day and 12 hours. The player receives total 850 and 210 in reward. On closer inspection, these still are loafers.

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 5

After tapping on Carl's exclamation mark Today's finally the day we stand up to Mr. Burns and demand a safer plant. And what perfect weather to picket for a strike. Yeah, almost too perfect. Do we want to spend such a nice day all angry and yelling? Especially when we might miss the latest gossip about this Wolfcastle/Brockman media feud! I'm Team Brockman... and I'm Team Wolfcastle. Hey, instead of striking, let's go to Moe's and watch celebrities bicker on TV. The player receives "Celeb-o-mania Pt. 5" which is to "Make Carl Drink at Moe's" and "Make Lenny Drink at Moe's". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total 650 and 150 in reward.

Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 4

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark Thanks so much for having me on your show, Mr. Wolfcastle. Usually, I'm told cameras can't take the exposure to the ol' Szyslak kisser. Don't worry. We set up a system of mirrors to protect our equipment. Now tell us your idea, so we may film you, and judge you later. The title of my show is "The Sleazeball." It'd be a dating show where I date any lady willing to sign the release forms. I figure their craving to be on TV will work like a legal roofie. You disgust me, but in a vay I vant to vatch. But I use my "Vild Card" to change the idea so we get fewer lawsuits. You'll scare couples on a date by being you, and document yourself doing it. It will be like Ghost Hunters, except you are your own ghost that you hunt. Eh, that sounds fine too. Either way, I'll meet new people. The player receives "Climbin Up To the D-list Pt. 4" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at The Pimento Grove" and "Make Moe Spook Patrons at The Pimento Grove". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total 940 and 210 in reward.

Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 5

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark Mom, you've got to help me find a way to get you on Wolfcastle's reality show! I'm sorry, Bart. But I'm very busy today. What are you talking about? You're a mom -- you're never busy. Hmmmm. Maybe if you saw a day in my life, you'd understand how difficult being a mom really is. The player receives "Climbin Up To the D-list Pt. 5" which is to "Make Marge Walk Maggie". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total 375 and 80 in reward. Wow. Real housewives are a lot more boring than Real Housewives.

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 6

After tapping on Smithers's exclamation mark Mr. Wolfcastle, Mr. Burns has another dignity-lowering assignment for you. Vhat does that vithered pigeon tendon vant now? I booked you for an interview with Kent Brockman! I haven't seen a public quarrel with this rancorous since the front-page feud between an aging Douglas Fairbanks and that upstart Rin Tin Tin. We must keep this vapid controversy at full boil. Between that and the hoopla over your brainless show, no one has time to pay attention to anything important. If that is vhat you vant, then that is vhat Volfcastle vill do. Ugh. I should really try to word my sentences without so many W's in them. The player receives "Celeb-o-mania Pt. 6" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Appear on a Talkshow". It takes 1 hour. The player receives total 170 and 27 in reward.

Celeb-o-mania Pt. 7

After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark I vas vonce the greatest movie star in the vorld. Now I am a henchman for that brittle nuclear baron, Mr. Burns. Have I become as delusional as the vimps and veakoids on my pathetic unscripted program, clutching at celebrity? Comic Book Person imagines an audience for "Comic Book Man" vhere a nerd talks nerd-talk. Elderly Skinner lady believes her attitude vould make "Sassy Mamas" a hit. That Viggums boy doesn't get that on "Little Wiggy Poo Poo" he vould just be showing off that he is a tubby idiot. All dream people vant to see their sad lives. Yet do I act any wiser? I am being mocked across entertainment platforms. I have become a rock hard, finely sculpted punchline! Rainier Volfcastle: that is the joke. Ugh, vhy Volfcastle, vhy are you doing these hollow, vorthless jobs? I must go home and hide from my disappointments. The player receives "Celeb-o-mania Pt. 7" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Relax in his Mansion". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total 700 and 160 in reward.

Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 6

After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark You are cancelling 'America's Laziest Premises'? But it hasn't even aired! How could all the footage be unusable? I am screaming in more than 80% of it! THAT ALWAYS VORKS! *click* They hung up on me. I vill take out my fury on the iron I pump. For I swear vengeance on you, TV netvorks of Springfield! This is not the end of VOLFCASTLE! The player receives "Climbing Up To The D-List Pt. 6" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Exercise". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total 275 and 55 in reward.

Egoin' Crazy Pt. 5

After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark I told you that vas not the end. And vant to tell you, Mr. Burns, I am done being your lackey! What are you going to do, you jobless, slab-necked oaf? Go into politics so you can freeload off the government? The publicity from Brockman has made me famous again. And vith no TV show, I am free to do films. My agents already set me up to direct and star in "Death Grandpas." I play a former Navy SEAL who must protect a retirement community from terrorists and long-haired teenagers. The movie costs $80 million so far, and hasn't even been written. Film is truly the hack work of kings! The player receives "Egoin' Crazy Pt. 5" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Shoot Action Footage". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total 520 and 110 in reward.

Premium Quests

Now With Extra Hype

After tapping on Wolfcastle's exclamation mark Hello Ladies and Gentlemen, Rainier Wolfcastle here to announce my latest business venture. As you know, celebrities excel in many fields: Body building, action-heroring, governoring and now restauranteuring. We're going to have a huge opening night party and then... that's pretty much the end of my involvement. The player receives "Now With Extra Hype" which is to "Make Wolfcastle Promote Planet Hype". It takes 16 hours. The player receives total 850 and 210 in reward.

McBain

Prologue: Up Late With McBain

After Built New Skin After tapping on McBain's exclamation mark America, it is, I, McBain. I have returned to give you the laughs and other spasms of the body. Vhoop! Vhoop! Let us get silly! Let us all get silly! I have broken the bones of many evil criminals. But the only bones I vant to break now are your funny bones. And not with fists, but with humors. Ever notice how you are alive because I allow you to be alive. For you are nothing vithout McBain to protect you! That's the joke. The player receives "Prologue: Up Late With McBain" which is to "Make McBain Host Up Late With McBain". It takes 4 hours. The player receives total 360 and 80 in reward.

McBain, Scene 1: Vengence, Thy Name Is McBain

After tapping on McBain's exclamation mark SKOWIE! They killed my band leader Skowie! And I know who they is. Mendoza. MENDOZA!!!! Senator Mendoza? He has, er, many powerful friends because he is, um, so corrupt. Which is not necessarily a bad thing in all cases, but is bad in this, erm, specific one. I note your concern, Mayor, but I am a loose cannon. And this cannon smells trouble at the race track. There I'll find Mendoza's cronies and make them talk. I can be very persuasive. Because I threaten injury by physical violence. The player receives "McBain, Scene 1: Vengence, Thy Name Is McBain " which is to "Make McBain Find Intel at the Track". It takes 16 hours. The player receives total 850 and 210 in reward.

McBain, Scene 2: Master Of The Disguise

After tapping on Agnes's exclamation mark Dear lord! You...your hands are covered in blood. I guess you could say those cronies at the track have gone to the dogs. What? How is that a reply to what I said? You need to clean yourself up, young man. No time, old lady. I must take to the streets to track Mendoza vhile the trail is hot. First, to blend in. So I may gain the element of SURPRISE! The player receives "McBain, Scene 2: Master Of The Disguise" which is to "Make McBain Go Undercover". It takes 12 hours. The player receives total 700 and 160 in reward.

McBain, Scene 3: Big Explosion

After tapping on McBain's exclamation mark It is vorse than I thought. The Commie-Nazis are trying to take over the power plant to fuel their army of Murder Bots to destroy the President's daughter. Only one man can stop them, and his name is ME! But you can call him McBain! Foreign Commie-Nazis menace, prepare for doom. For as an American. I vow America vill vin! The player receives "McBain, Scene 3: Big Explosion" which is to "Make McBain Battle Commie Nazis". It takes 8 hours. The player receives total 520 and 115 in reward.

McBain, Scene 4: Bad Cop, Bad Cop

After tapping on Wiggum's exclamation mark McBain, this is the last time! You didn't get a single arrest warrant for any of those Commie-Nazis! I know you're a loose cannon, but you can't also play by your own rules! I just saved America, Chief. What did you do today? What I'm doing is suspending you? I want your badge on my desk right now! This is just a piece of metal, Chief. My true badge is justice. You're the best cop there is, McBain. And the worst cop there is. BADGE. DESK. NOW. The player receives "McBain, Scene 4: Bad Cop, Bad Cop" which is to "Make McBain Turn in his Badge". It takes 60 minutes. The player receives total 115 and 36 in reward.

McBain, Scene 5: Undercover Showdown

After tapping on McBain's exclamation mark Mendoza, you made this personal when you did something that affected me. Skowie vas not just my band leader. He vas...my friend. SKOWIE! Justice is blind. So it is good that I can see you in my crosshairs. The player receives "McBain, Scene 5: Undercover Showdown" which is to "Make McBain Fight Climatic Battle". It takes 24 hours. The player receives total 1,100 and 235 in reward. I'm telling you, McBain. Mendoza was shot, stabbed, bitten, nurpled, fired at by a tank, fired from a tank, and strapped to a bomb and dropped into Springfield gorge. There's no way, heh heh, he survived. We shall see Doctor. Ve shall see after the vorldvide grosses come in, and ve know about a sequel. Template:Tapped Out Director Icon And...CUT! That's a wrap everyone. Great work, Rainier. Thank you. I think ve are finally making a McBain movie people vill vant to see. Also, who cares? I vas paid already.

See also

• The Simpsons: Tapped Out
• The Simpsons: Tapped Out content updates

References