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| − | '''''The Simpsons: Tapped Out'' Level 42 content update''' is the '''fifty-fourth content update''' for ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]'' and was released on June 18, [[2014]]. It included [[Roger Meyers, Jr.]], [[Chester J. Lampwick]], Itchy and Scratchy Studios, and the Itchy and Scratchy Billboard, plus the Friendship Points level 9 prize KBBL Studios.
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| | + | '''Level 42''' is the fifty-fourth content update for ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was released on June 18, [[2014]] It introduced [[Roger Myers Jr.]] and [[Lampwick]] as new characters. It also added a new [[Friend Points]] prize, [[KBBL Radio]]. |
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| | == Level Up Message == | | == Level Up Message == |
| − | The level-up message is presented by [[Ralph]] | + | The level-up message is spoken by [[Ralph]]. |
| − | | + | {{Tapped Out LUM|42}} |
| − | {{Table|align=center|width=500px|
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| − | {{THT|Level Up Message}} | |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Level42.png|500px]]}}
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| − | }} | |
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| | == Characters == | | == Characters == |
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| | {{TH|Image}} | | {{TH|Image}} |
| | {{TH|Name}} | | {{TH|Name}} |
| − | {{TH|Unlock message}} | + | {{TH|Cost}} |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Roger Meyers, Jr..png|150px]]}} | + | {{TH|Unlock image}} |
| − | {{TB|[[Roger Meyers, Jr.]]}} | + | {{TH|Notes}} |
| − | {{TB|Plagiarism is such a strong word. I prefer “creative expropriation”.}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Roger Meyers, Jr..png|100px]]}} |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Chester-J-Lampwick.png|150px]]}} | + | {{TB|[[Roger Myers Jr.]]}} |
| − | {{TB|[[Chester J. Lampwick]]}} | + | {{TB|{{Cash|280000}}}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr New Character.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Requires Level 42.<br>Unlocks in Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 1.<br>Unlocks with Itchy & Scratchy Studio.}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:Chester-J-Lampwick.png|100px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[Lampwick]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|{{Donut|120}}}} |
| | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Lampwick New Character.png|300px]]}} | | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Lampwick New Character.png|300px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|Requires Level 42.<br>Unlocks with Rocket Car.}} |
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| − | == Decorations == | + | == Buildings == |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{TH|Image|width=150px}} | + | {{TH|Image|width=250px}} |
| | {{TH|Name}} | | {{TH|Name}} |
| − | {{TH|Costs}} | + | {{TH|Cost}} |
| − | {{TH|Character(s) unlocked when built}} | + | {{TH|Build time}} |
| − | {{TH|Level required}} | + | {{TH|Task}} |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Itchy & Scratchy Billboard.png|150px]]}} | + | {{TH|Notes}} |
| − | {{TB|Itchy & Scratchy Billboard}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out I&S Studio.png|150px]]}} |
| − | {{TB|{{Donut|40}}}} | + | {{TB|[[Itchy & Scratchy Studio]]}} |
| − | {{TB|None}} | + | {{TB|{{Cash|280000}}}} |
| − | {{TB| }} | + | {{TB|24h}} |
| | + | {{TB|Desensitizing Children to Violence}} |
| | + | {{TB|Requires Level 42.<br>Unlocks in Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 1.<br>Unlocks Roger Myers Jr.}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out KBBL Studios.png|120px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[KBBL Radio]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|{{FP|4500}}}} |
| | + | {{TB|24h}} |
| | + | {{TB|Broadcasting}} |
| | + | {{TB|Requires [[Friend Points|Friendship Level 9]].}} |
| | + | {{TBT|[[File:Mansion of Solid Gold Tapped Out.png|150px]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|[[Mansion of Solid Gold]]}} |
| | + | {{TB|{{Donut|250}}}} |
| | + | {{TB|6s}} |
| | + | {{TB|Gold Panning in the Bathtub}} |
| | + | {{TB|Requires [[#Gil's offer|Gil's offer]].}} |
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| − | ==Prizes== | + | == Decorations == |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{TH|Image|width=150px}} | + | {{TH|Image|width=300px}} |
| | {{TH|Name}} | | {{TH|Name}} |
| − | {{TH|Costs}} | + | {{TH|Cost}} |
| − | {{TH|Unlock message}} | + | {{TH|Notes}} |
| − | {{TH|Level required}}
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Itchy & Scratchy Billboard.png|120px]]}} |
| − | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out KBBL Studios.png|150px]]}} | + | {{TB|[[Itchy & Scratchy Billboard]]}} |
| − | {{TB|[[KBBL radio|KBBL Studios]]}} | + | {{TB|{{Donut|40}}}} |
| − | {{TB|{{FP|4500}}}} | + | {{TB|Requires Level 42.}} |
| − | {{TB|}}
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Rocket Car.png|150px]]}} |
| − | {{TB|Friendship Level 9}} | + | {{TB|[[Rocket Car]]}} |
| − | }}
| + | {{TB|{{Donut|120}}}} |
| − | | + | {{TB|Requires Level 42.<br>Unlocks Lampwick.}} |
| − | ==Gameplay==
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| − | ===Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 1===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|I miss the old Springfield.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Where's the black market Vicodin? Where's the underground kangaroo fight club? I need my 'roo fights!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Sure. I'm making lots of money. But that gets boring without morally reprehensible things to spend it on.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Krusty, if you're jaded about being rich, there's only one solution to your spirtual crisis -- get even richer.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Yeah, than I can buy a private island. And attach rockets to it, and blast it into space. Ah, Space Island.}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What you need is to start making new Itchy & Scratchys.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But we've already got hundreds of them. and the characters don't change or age. What innovative stories could any writer wring out of those characters?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|From what I can tell, none.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But it doesn't matter. No one needs to watch the new episodes}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|They just need to know they're being made and rember the old ones fondly... and voila, the brand is still relevant!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Then you can start merchandising t-shirts and action figures, slot marchines and beer... maybe even develop a freemium game!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Would the game have to be good?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Not at all. Just rebuild Itchy & Scratchy Studios. I promise you'll be slupring up cash pronto from that sweet IP!}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 1" which is to "Build the Itchy & Scratchy Studio". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Look out, ennui. You're about to get punched with a money fist.}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ===Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 2===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Roger Meyers Jr.'s exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Krusty, if it isn't my favorite talking ulcer. What is it that you want from me?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hey, hey, Roger. I just pulled you from oblivion. You ought to be kissing my foot acne in gratitude.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I ain't kissing your facne for nothing! You still owe me for the Picasso you destroyed!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB| When I drunkenly broke into your house and got cold? What was I supposed to start a fire with... a Monet!?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm not breathing in fumes from some crappy Impressionist!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Fellas, let's put aside this fighting, and focus on our common goal -- being rich enough to feel superior to others.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB| We have a simple request, Roger.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Get your staff at I & S to develop a new batch of beloved cartoons we can turn into shoddy, sweatshop merchandise.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Remember, not just loved, BE-loved.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|We can do that. I have the smartest, hardest working, most talented writers since… [JOKE TO COME].}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 2" which is to "Make Roger Myers Jr. Shout at the Writers". It takes 12 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | ===Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 3===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, Roger, I've given you and your staff 12 hours, give or take the use of donuts.}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That should be more than enough time for them to come up with a billion dollar franchise.}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I'm sorry, Krusty. I went into the studio, and found everyone who worked for me is gone. And by gone, I mean is now a skeleton.}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|There's a lesson here: if you chain your writers to their chairs, make sure those chairs are within arms' reach of the breakroom.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Wait. Then what have you been doing all this time?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Caught up with my email. Your inbox really fills up when you haven't been in existence for a while.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Oh, even more money! You were going to heal me! Now how will I ever end the numbness I feel for life?}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 3" which is to "Make Krusty Be a Sad Clown". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|The worst problems in the world are the ones that affect me.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|A sad clown? How very original.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Originality is not my specialty.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Besides, I'm not sad for me. I'm sad for the millions of viewers who'll never get to see new episodes of Itchy and Scratchy.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I guess you haven't seen Deadline Springfield.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What is that -- the Internet? People aren't still doing the Internet, are they?}}
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| − | ===Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 4=== | + | == Quests == |
| − | {{Table| | + | {{Columns-list|3| |
| − | {{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
| + | *[[Islands in the Revenue Stream]] |
| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
| + | *[[Krusty the Hair Colorist]] |
| − | {{TB|Hey Roger Liars, which I say since Liars rhymes with your last name Myers. What's this I just read on Deadline Springfield?}}
| + | *[[Maximum Itchyload]] |
| − | {{Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon}}
| + | *[[Bindle There, Done That]] |
| − | {{TB|Look whose tears have dried. My good pal--}}
| + | *[[Hobo You Didn't!]] |
| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
| + | *[[Good Morning, Springfield!]] |
| − | {{TB|Don't you “good pal” me! You're gonna make millions showing Itchy & Scratchy on the World Wide Whatever! And you cut me out of the deal?!}}
| + | *[[Solid Gold]] |
| − | {{Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|In our last contract, you never asked for a share of new media sales. It's not my fault we signed that when the internet didn't exist.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You backstabbing son of a backstabber!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|If it's an option in my menu, I will make it my mission to have you stored back in the inventory.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|People don't watch television anymore, Krusty.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Roger Meyers Jr Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|They receive content through smartphones, computers, tablets, and direct-to-brain downloads.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|So now some company will pay us handsomely for the opportunity to provide the entire Itchy & Scratchy catalogue via cable and internet doohickeys.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That's how to wring the last remaining drops of cash out of an aging cartoon franchise.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|But you told me IP something something blah blah?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Blue Haired Lawyer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I just said that to trick you into bringing back Roger. Face it, Krusty. You got Blue-Haired Lawyered.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Islands in the Revenue Stream Pt. 4" which is to "Make Roger Myers Jr. Negotiate New Media Rights". It takes 10 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | ===Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 1=== | + | == Gil's offer == |
| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Stupid Blue-Hairs! This is what I get for trusting those types of people. Always trying to crook away your money.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Mr. the Clown, I know I see you all the time, but can I have another autograph?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I keep having to give them away to bullies so they don't steal my retainer.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Scram, you worthless blue-haired kid. And don't you even think of putting your toe into a Krusty Burger.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You're banned! All Blue-Hairs are banned!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Huh. I never knew bigotry was this emotionally satisfying. I think I finally get the South.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Krusty the Hair Colorist Pt. 1" which is to "Make Krusty Block Blue-Hairs from Krusty Burger". It takes 3 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Nothing blocks people from entering a building like juggling.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|This is the perfect revenge. There's no way this act of bigotry doesn't work out great for me.}}
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| − | }}
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| − | ===Bindle There, Done That Pt. 1===
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| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | + | {{TH|After tapping on Gil's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} |
| − | {{TB|G. Rover Gripes! Springfied?! How'd I end up back in this piddlepot town?}} | + | {{TB|Check it out, players! For a limited time, you can get Springfield's famous Mansion of Solid Gold!}} |
| | + | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}} |
| | + | {{TB|Mansion of Solid Gold? I don't remember that ever being in our town.}} |
| | + | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}} |
| | + | {{TB|Maybe it was the place Kent Brockman moved into when he won the lottery.}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} |
| − | {{TB|Hey everyone! We've got a new old coot!}} | + | {{TB|No, that was just a normal mansion... although he wore a lot of gold in that episode.}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} |
| − | {{TB|It's Chester Lampwick, the original creator of Itchy the Lucky mouse in 1919. Which would make him old enough to be...}} | + | {{TB|Actually it belonged to Chester Lampwick, the original creator of Itchy & Scratchy. But he fell on hard times... just like Ol' Gil here does constantly.}} |
| | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} |
| − | {{TB|...dead?}} | + | {{TB|Oh, right. Now I remember this house! But I didn't think it was canonical -- I thought it was just a throw-away joke.}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That's what I should be! But somehow I ain't!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|There, there. Why we continue to exist is a mystery to us all.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|So drink up! There's no need for answers when you can't remeber the questions.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Bindle There, Done That Pt. 1" which is to "Make Lampwick Look for Answers at the Bottom of a Bottle" and "Make Homer Look for Answers at the Bottom of a Bottle". It takes 4 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I mean, jeez, who are you? If you're here, who's left to return to Springfield? Señor Ding-Dong?}}
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| − | ===Bindle There, Done That Pt. 2===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|When I last was in Springfield, I had me a legally mandated fortune and fingers on my gloves.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Now I'm just another hobo with a rocket car.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB| If it weren't for this explosion changing all the rules, I'd have walked off into the cush life of a billionaire, dancing the hula in crystal houses with Rockefellers and Araby sheiks.}}
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| | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} |
| − | {{TB|Did you ever do any of those strange words?}} | + | {{TB|What's that? A joke the writers should have thrown away?}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Hey, you don't know the direction a night can head in! Possibilities abound!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You returned not just as an impoverished vagabond.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You're an esteemed contributor to the legacy of a great cartoon show—Itchy & Scratchy! And I know how to prove it.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Aw, little girl, it's nice of you to rebuild my solid gold house. Now if you can just put it by the water…}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|No, better than any material possession. I'll help you experience adoration in the eyes of your young fans.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|We'll have a signing party at our house for all the kids in town!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Alright. But tell your friends to keep their sticky paws off my bindle. I hate a gunky bindle.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Bindle There, Done That Pt. 2" which is to "Make Lampwick Sign Autographs" and "Make Children Visit Lampwick ''(x4)''". It takes 10 and 5 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Children of Springfield, meet the silly-named genius Chester Lampwick! The man you didn't know you should admire but should!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|<nowiki>*</nowiki>Ahem…yes.* Bindle off limits.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
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| − | {{TB| What's a bindle?}}
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| | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} |
| − | {{TB|You're holding a phone. Look it up.}} | + | {{TB|Exactly. Kind of like this bit we're doing now.}} |
| − | {{THT|After the task is compelted|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|If the player doesn't buy it|colspan=2}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}} | + | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} |
| − | {{TB|No, the violence is a metaphor! It represents all the different objects that you can stab in people's eyes.}} | + | {{TB|Okay by me. The longer this house stays on the market, the longer Ol' Gil has a place to secretly crash.}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}} | + | {{THT|If the player buys it|colspan=2}} |
| − | {{TB|You mollycoddled nollywads don't get the subtlety of my work one drop!}}
| + | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | + | {{TB|Congratulations on the purchase of your new home!}} |
| − | {{TB|Mr. Lampwick, I don't think that's what a metaphor is—}} | + | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}} | + | {{TB|Now let's see, sixty day escrow, seventeen day inspection period... you've got your loan and appraisal contingencies... disclosures... termites...}} |
| − | {{TB|Pah! Why try to speak to the masses when everyone's a nincompoop.}} | + | {{Tapped Out Gil Icon}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}} | + | {{TB|Oh wait, that's real life stuff. This is a game. Just take it -- it's yours!}} |
| − | {{TB|Being a valued member of a community is worthless.}} | |
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| − | ===Bindle There, Done That Pt. 3=== | + | == Conform-o-meter impact == |
| | {{Table| | | {{Table| |
| − | {{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | + | {{TH|Name}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}} | + | {{TH|Rating}} |
| − | {{TB|What am I doing back in this place? I know I was never meant to be more than a marginal, one-off, side character.}}
| + | {{TH|Points}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}} | + | {{TBT|Itchy & Scratchy Studio, KBBL Radio}} |
| − | {{TB|Had me a story, and dejabbers, it was a good one! Felt like a hero then.}}
| + | {{TB|Obedience}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
| + | {{TB|10}} |
| − | {{TB|Now I'm just another oddball. Might as well be going up to strangers, shouting “Ooggitty boogitty!”}} | + | {{TBT|Mansion of Solid Gold}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
| + | {{TB|Vanity}} |
| − | {{TB|Ooggitty boogitty! That's it!}} | + | {{TB|2,000}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
| + | {{TBT|Itchy & Scratchy Billboard}} |
| − | {{TB|I can be something better than a hero. A weirdo who irritates people into getting what he wants.}} | + | {{TB|Vanity<br>Kitsch<br>Bonus $ and XP}} |
| − | {{THT|The player receives "Bindle There, Done That Pt. 3" which is to "Build Krusty Burger" and "Make Lampwick Annoy Staff and Patrons". It takes 2 hours.|colspan=2}} | + | {{TB|400<br>40<br>1%}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon}}
| + | {{TBT|Rocket Car}} |
| − | {{TB|May I take your order, Mr. Penniless Vagrant?}} | + | {{TB|Vanity<br>Bonus $ and XP}} |
| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
| + | {{TB|1,200<br>2%}} |
| − | {{TB|Yeah, I'll have an ice cold soda, hold the soda, hold the ice, and fill the cup with loose change.}} | |
| − | {{THT|After the task is compelted|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Squeaky Voiced Teen Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Here are seven Krusty Burgers, three Meat-Flavored Sandwiches, and two The Cloggers. Take them and go!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Not sure what all this free food is going to do for this abscess in my arm pit, but if that's what you want, young man, that's what I'll do.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Heh heh. Chester J., you sly, silver marmoset. Bless your pus-filled body.}}
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| − | ===Bindle There, Done That Pt. 4===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|Good to see my panhandling tricks are as trusty as ever.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Time to remake the Lampwick fortune the old-fashioned way: taking it from other people.}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You shouldn't get money by begging. This is America.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Find a job, go to work, and duck your responsibilities while you collect paychecks you don't deserve, like the rest of us.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You think this is the life I wanted?}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|If I had my druthers, I'd be an internationally celebrated cartoonist, or I'd live under a tree made of diamonds, whose nuts are smaller diamonds I could sell above market price.}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|No, I didn't get to choose my fate. I just gotta play the role I was assigned, and make the best of it.}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Which means escaping my role and changing my fate!}} | |
| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Soon, this cat will once again be a top dog.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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| − | {{TB| So you dream of being the opposite of a hobo. What would that be exactly... an "oboh"?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That's not the opposite of hobo, ya crackbrained cretin.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|The opposite of a word is that word backwards AND upside down. I'm going to be an "oqoy".}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Wanna know how to pronounce "oqoy"? It's "LAMPWICK!"}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Bindle There, Done That Pt. 4" which is to "Make Lampwick Rely on the Generosity of Others". It takes 24 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|All that time shaking my hand can, and all I've got is a single, lousy dollar?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|The people in this town are the opposite of good! They're "poo6"!}}
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| − | ===Bindle There, Done That Pt. 5===
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| − | {{Table|
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| − | {{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I can still Vanderbilt my way back to the top. All I need to do is invest this in the hobo's stock market.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|One lotto Scratch-R, my snake-charming friend. }}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Thank you for the stereotype I am not thankful for.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Would you like a regular Scratch-R or the high-roller Golden Scratch-R, reserved for only the best…of whoever is willing to pay for it?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Give me the fancy one. I've got a feeling that on this day Chester J. can't lose!}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Bindle There, Done That Pt. 5" which is to "Make Lampwick Buy a Golden Scratch-R". It takes 1 hour.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Donuts?! That's what I get for my buck?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|What nob-headed ninnies would want donuts instead of actual money?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|You should show more respect for the power of the donut. They are the most powerful currency of all.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|They are how you are even here!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Consarnable pastries! If these garbage rings are how I got here, I'd rather have garbage.}}
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| − | ===Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 1===
| + | {{Tapped Out updates|2014=yes}} |
| − | {{Table|
| + | {{DEFAULTSORT:Level 42}} |
| − | {{TH|After tapping on Chester J. Lampwick's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}} | |
| − | {{TB|Someone paid good money just to torture me with poverty?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Well, I know who it must be! Only one soul has ever been so hate-fueled, bile-filled, and vile-stuffed.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That secret Midget Little Vicki!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Little Vicki Valentine, Hollywood's little princess?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|The talented star of sixty-one films and TV shows, and countless Broadway plays because the internet won't count them for me?}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|That's the flapper.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|In 1963, I crashed some snooty awards party. All I wanted was a shrimp cocktail. So I get in line for one, right behind Little Vicki.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|As we get to the front, I notice there are only two glasses of shrimp left.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Just as I'm about to get mine, Little Vicki takes them both! Says one's for a friend.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|If your friend wants an s-cocktail, your friend should wait in line for an s-cocktail!}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|A haughty sheba who snatches shrimp out of the little guys' mouths, those people are the true scum of the earth.}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|I've got to warn Springfield. For evil has arrived.}}
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| − | {{THT|The player receives "Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 1" which is to "Make Lampwick Rant about Little Vicki". It takes 8 hours.|colspan=2}}
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| − | {{Tapped Out Chester J. Lampwick Icon}}
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| − | {{TB|Guard your shrimp! Little Vicki may walk among you!}}
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| − | }}
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| − | {{Tapped Out|updates=yes}}
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| − | {{DEFAULTSORT:Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 42 content update, The}} | |
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