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Bindle There, Done That

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Bindle There, Done That
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 15
Update: Level 42
Required characters: Lampwick, Homer
Optional characters: See Pt. 2
Next quest(s): Hobo You Didn't! Pt. 1

Bindle There, Done That is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 42 content update. It requires Lampwick to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Lampwick's exclamation mark
Lampwick - Sad G. Rover Cripes! Springfield?! How'd I end up back in this piddlepot town?
Homer - Happy Hey everyone! We've got a new old coot!
Lisa It's Chester Lampwick, the original creator of Itchy the Lucky Mouse in 1919. Which would make him old enough to be...
Lisa - Shocked ...dead?
Lampwick - Sad That's what I should be! But somehow I ain't!
Homer - Sarcastic There, there. Why we continue to exist is a mystery to us all.
Homer So drink up! There's no need for answers when you can't remember the questions.
Task: "Make Lampwick Look for Answers at the Bottom of a Bottle". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Homer Look for Answers at the Bottom of a Bottle". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 4 hours.
Homer - Drunk I mean, jeez, who are you? If you're here, who's left to return to Springfield? Señor Ding-Dong?
Senor Ding Dong - Suave You rang, mis amigos?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lampwick's exclamation mark
Lampwick - Sad When I last was in Springfield, I had me a legally mandated fortune and fingers on my gloves.
Lampwick - Sad Now I'm just another hobo with a rocket car.
Lampwick If it weren't for this explosion changing all the rules, I'd have walked off into the cush life of a billionaire, dancing the hula in crystal houses with Rockefellers and Araby sheiks.
Homer - Thoughtful Did you ever do any of those strange words?
Lampwick Hey, you don't know the direction a night can head in! Possibilities abound!
Lisa You returned not just as an impoverished vagabond.
Lisa You're an esteemed contributor to the legacy of a great cartoon show—Itchy & Scratchy! And I know how to prove it.
Lampwick Aw, little girl, it's nice of you to rebuild my solid gold house. Now if you can just put it by the water...
Lisa No, better than any material possession. I'll help you experience adoration in the eyes of your young fans.
Lisa We'll have a signing party at our house for all the kids in town!
Lampwick Alright. But tell your friends to keep their sticky paws off my bindle. I hate a gunky bindle.
Task: "Make Lampwick Sign Autographs". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 10 hours.
Task: "Make Children Visit Lampwick" (x4). The jobs take place at the Simpson House and take 5 hours.
After starting the jobs
Lisa Children of Springfield, meet the silly-named genius Chester Lampwick! The man you didn't know you should admire but should!
Lisa - Deadpan *Ahem...yes.* Bindle off limits.
Milhouse What's a bindle?
Lisa - Annoyed You're holding a phone. Look it up.
After completing the tasks
Lampwick No, the violence is a metaphor! It represents all the different objects that you can stab in people's eyes.
Lampwick You mollycoddled nollywads don't get the subtlety of my work one drop!
Lisa - Deadpan Mr. Lampwick, I don't think that's what a metaphor is—
Lampwick Pah! Why try to speak to the masses when everyone's a nincompoop.
Lampwick Being a valued member of a community is worthless.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Characters that can do the "Visit Lampwick" task are:

Lisa, Milhouse, Bart, Martin, Nelson, Ralph, Comic Book Guy, Sherri & Terri, Dolph, Jimbo, Shauna, and Kearney

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lampwick's exclamation mark
Lampwick - Sad What am I doing back in this place? I know I was never meant to be more than a marginal, one-off, side character.
Lampwick Had me a story, and dejabbers, it was a good one! Felt like a hero then.
Lampwick Now I'm just another oddball. Might as well be going up to strangers, shouting "Ooggitty boogitty!"
Lampwick Ooggitty boogitty! That's it!
Lampwick I can be something better than a hero. A weirdo who irritates people into getting what he wants.
Task: "Reach Level 7 and Build Krusty Burger".
Task: "Make Lampwick Annoy Staff and Patrons". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 2 hours.
After starting the job
Squeaky Voiced Teen May I take your order, Mr. Penniless Vagrant?
Lampwick Yeah, I'll have an ice cold soda, hold the soda, hold the ice, and fill the cup with loose change.
After finishing the task
Squeaky Voiced Teen Here are seven Krusty Burgers, three Meat-Flavored Sandwiches, and two The Cloggers. Take them and go!
Lampwick Not sure what all this free food is going to do for this abscess in my arm pit, but if that's what you want, young man, that's what I'll do.
Lampwick Heh heh. Chester J., you sly, silver marmoset. Bless your pus-filled body.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lampwick's exclamation mark
Lampwick Good to see my panhandling tricks are as trusty as ever.
Lampwick Time to remake the Lampwick fortune the old-fashioned way: taking it from other people
Homer - Serious You shouldn't get money by begging. This is America.
Homer Find a job, go to work, and duck your responsibilities while you collect paychecks you don't deserve, like the rest of us.
Lampwick You think this is the life I wanted?
Lampwick If I had my druthers, I'd be an internationally celebrated cartoonist, or I'd live under a tree made of diamonds, whose nuts are smaller diamonds I could sell above market price.
Lampwick No, I didn't get to choose my fate. I just gotta play the role I was assigned, and make the best of it.
Lampwick Which means escaping my role and changing my fate!
Lampwick Soon, this cat will once again be a top dog.
Homer So you dream of being the opposite of a hobo. What would that be exactly... an "oboh"?
Lampwick That's not the opposite of hobo, ya crackbrained cretin.
Lampwick The opposite of a word is that word backwards AND upside down. I'm going to be an "oqoy".
Lampwick Wanna know how to pronounce "oqoy"? It's "LAMPWICK!"
Task: "Make Lampwick Rely on the Generosity of Others". The job takes 24 hours.
Lampwick - Sad All that time shaking my hand can, and all I've got is a single, lousy dollar?
Lampwick - Sad The people in this town are the opposite of good! They're "poo6"!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Lampwick's exclamation mark
Lampwick I can still Vanderbilt my way back to the top. All I need to do is invest this in the hobo's stock market.
Lampwick One lotto Scratch-R, my snake-charming friend.
Apu Thank you for the stereotype I am not thankful for.
Apu Would you like a regular Scratch-R or the high-roller Golden Scratch-R, reserved for only the best...of whoever is willing to pay for it?
Lampwick Give me the fancy one. I've got a feeling that on this day Chester J. can't lose!
Task: "Make Lampwick Buy a Golden Scratch-R". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 60 minutes.
Lampwick Donuts?! That's what I get for my buck?
Lampwick What nob-headed ninnies would want donuts instead of actual money?
Apu You should show more respect for the power of the donut. They are the most powerful currency of all.
Apu They are how you are even here!
Lampwick Consarnable pastries! If these garbage rings are how I got here, I'd rather have garbage.
Quest reward: Donut6 and XP10