| Krusty the Hair Colorist
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Krusty the Hair Colorist is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 42 content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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Stupid Blue-Hairs! This is what I get for trusting those types of people. Always trying to crook away your money.
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Mr. the Clown, I know I see you all the time, but can I have another autograph?
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I keep having to give them away to bullies so they don't steal my retainer.
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Scram, you worthless blue-haired kid. And don't you even think of putting your toe into a Krusty Burger.
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You're banned! All Blue-Hairs are banned!
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Huh. I never knew bigotry was this emotionally satisfying. I think I finally get the South.
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| Task: "Make Krusty Block Blue-Hairs from Krusty Burger". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 3 hours.
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Nothing blocks people from entering a building like juggling.
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This is the perfect revenge. There's no way this act of bigotry doesn't work out great for me.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
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These shifty Blue-Hairs are rotting this city from the inside.
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It's time we deal with this problem using good old fashioned 20th century methods. Like they use in Arizona.
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I've already banned them from Krusty Burger.
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Now to use my powerful connections in City Hall to lobby for a Blue-Hair ID program, Blue-Hair-only bathrooms, and eventually Blue-Hair deportation.
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I'm stepping up this discrimination from de facto to de jure.
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| Task: "Make Krusty Discriminate Against Blue-Haired People". The job takes place at the Town Hall and takes 5 hours.
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There is absolutely no way, erm, I can do what you want, Krusty. It's plainly illegal and immoral.
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When a Quimby won't take your bribe, you know you've crossed a line.
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I just want to treat certain people as second-class citizens, based solely on the color of their hair. How can that be wrong?
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No politician can win an election if he's associated with hair colorism, even an election he fixed.
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But D-Joe, they took Itchy & Scratchy from me.
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You have to help me dehumanize these people. It's the only way I can get everyone to stop thinking of them as human!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark.
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Mr. the Clown, I know you hate my kind, but can you sign one last autograph? And then initial pages 3, 5, 8, and 9?
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How did you get in here, Blue-Hair?!
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*sigh* Never hire a monkey to run your security.
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Krusty, this here is a class-action lawsuit for your blatantly discriminatory service policy.
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You can't keep people out of Krusty Burger based on the color of their hair.
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Only on the content of their character... as evidenced by a lack of shirt and/or shoes.
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You can sue someone for being a bigot?! There's no chance I can beat a lawsuit. This town only has one lawyer.
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I'll be your Perry Mason, Krusto. I got a JD when someone flushed theirs into the sewer.
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This degree is from Dartmouth. I think I'm better off representing myself.
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Task: "Make Milhouse Take Krusty to Court". The job takes place at the Court House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Judge Snyder Preside Over Court Session". The job takes place at the Court House and takes 4 hours.
If Blue-Haired Lawyer is owned: Task: "Make Blue-Haired Lawyer Prosecute Krusty". The job takes place at the Court House and takes 4 hours.
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| After the jobs have started
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Today I will show this court that Krusty not only discriminated against Blue-Hair-Americans like my client and myself, but also his own father!
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For as this picture shows, Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky was born with blue hair!
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DUNT DUNT DUN!
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Oh no, Papa! How I have slandered and disgraced you!
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Once again, you've been Blue-Haired Lawyered!
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| After the quest is complete.
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My mother was born with yellow hair, my father with blue, and that adds up to me having green hair.
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It seems so obvious once I say the chromatic structure out loud.
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Krusty, you can hand my client your entire net worth in either bags marked with dollar signs or chests full of coins made of gold.
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Oh Mr. Lawyer, I don't want any money.
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SHUH-WHUT?!
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All I want is for Krusty to go back to showing Itchy & Scratchy.
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Well, I have no legal right to force one private company to work with another private company... but I just can't resist the wish of a child.
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Blue-Haired Lawyer, get Itchy & Scratchy back on the air!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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