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Thirst Trappist Hunky Monks Ale

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Thirst Trappist Hunky Monks Ale
Thirst Trappist Hunky Monks Ale.png
Food/Drink Information
Produced by: Homer Simpson
Gary Chalmers
Type: Ale
Town: Springfield
First appearance: "Girls Just Shauna Have Fun"


Thirst Trappist Hunky Monks Ale is a brand of non-alcoholic ale made by Homer and Gary Chalmers.

History[edit]

When Homer found out that Gary Chalmers brewed his own beer, he started to hang out with Chalmers at his house. Eventually, Chalmers let Homer brew a batch of beer himself, with resulted in Homer making Thirst Trappist Hunky Monks Ale.

When Shauna wanted to go to a pool party, she was told that they had to bring beer to get entry. Shauna gave Trevor McBride and Johnny Joe a crate of Thirst Trappist Hunky Monks Ale for entry and left it outside her house for them to pick up. When they arrived, the garage door accidentally opened, revealing many more crates of the ale. They then took all the crates with them.

When Chalmers and Homer realized all the beer was gone, Chalmers found out that Shauna was at a party with the beer and he and Homer went to grab all the bottles before the police arrived. Lisa, who was also at the party, got scared and called the police. The police arrived and arrested Homer and Chalmers for supplying the teenagers with beer. However, when Lou breathalyzed the teenagers, he found that none of them were drunk. Chalmers then realized that Homer had forgot to put the yeast into the beer, which meant it wasn't alcoholic. Since the drinks weren't alcoholic, Homer and Chalmers were freed.

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