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Calavera Gritando

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Calavera Gritando
Crystal Skull.png
Food/Drink Information
Type: Alcohol
Town: Springfield
First Appearance: "The Last Barfighter"

Calavera Gritando, also referred to as the Crystal Skull, is a brand of tequila.


Bart won the Calavera Gritando on the TV show ¡Noches con Abejorrito! When he took it home, Homer wanted it as it was authentic. Homer then told Bart that the tequila inspired George Clooney to make his own semi-authentic tequila. When Homer asked Bart if he could have the tequila, Bart refused and said he would drink it in high school.

During the night, Homer swapped out Bart's Calavera Gritando for Maggie and took it to Moe's Tavern to share with his friends. Homer and his friends then drunk the tequila in public, going around town. When Moe told everyone that Homer hid out at the bar rather than going home to try and be a good husband and father, Homer dropped the Crystal Skull and it shattered on the floor.

Later, Bart, Lisa and Maggie came across the shattered remains of the Calavera Gritando. They then imagined it coming back together again before it told them that their family has a genetic predisposition towards alcohol, even the baby. Bart, Lisa and Maggie then ran away from the skull.

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The Crystal Skull was voiced by Eric Lopez.