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Food/Drink Information
Produced by: Kwik-E-Mart
Type: Milk
Town: Springfield
First Appearance: "I Won't Be Home for Christmas"

Kwik-E-Nog is a product that used to be milk produced by the Kwik-E-Mart. Nog stands for "Not Okayed by Government".


Apu suggested Homer buy the milk for a last minute Christmas gift.