Family Time Hard Seltzer

Family Time Hard Seltzer

Food/Drink Information

Type:	Seltzer
First appearance:	"The Longest Marge"

Family Time Hard Seltzer is a brand of hard seltzer, endorsed by Grayson Mathers.

History[edit]

When Grayson Mathers cut ties with Mr. Burns and Marge, he started endorsing Family Time Hard Seltzer instead of Do You Chugging Brandy. He then threw it out to the audience at the Sportswardsies.

Appearances[edit]

Episode – "The Longest Marge"

Drinks

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v • d • e • h Hot drinks
Barry's Tea • "Better the Beans You Know" Coffee • Bitter Devil Caf • Blue Angel Decaf • Colombia's Shame • Duff Tea • Earl Blue Tea • Father D's High-T Testosterone Tea Bags • Koffee Date • Lyons Tea • Ontario's International Coffee

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v • d • e • h Milk drinks
Buzz Milk • Krusty Shake • Kwik-E-Nog • Malk • Murmur Cactus Milk • Squeaky Farms Brand Genuine Animal Milk • Udder D-Lite Milk

v • d • e • h Soft drinks
7 Up • Almond Dew • Big Bugger Chugger • Buzz Cola (Baby Buzz • Cherry • Crystal • Diet • Diet Lady • Purple Punch • with Lemon) • C.C. Lemon • Coca Colonic • Coca-Cola • Crystal Pepsi • Diet Coke • Dr Pooper • Fresca • Hip Pop • Jab • Kelp-Aid • Kru Cola • Krusty Brand Cherry Soda • Krusty Soda • Mop Top Pop • Mountain Dew • Mountain Doo • Mr. Kale • Mr. Pibbb • Nature's Goodness • Nescatea • New Coke • Oy! • Pepsi B • Pepsi • Pop • Quinoa Mist • Slurm • Slurp • Tab

v • d • e • h Other
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Family Time Hard Seltzer

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