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− | :''Note: The following information comes from the game files. It may not be present in the released version of the update.'' | + | {{TOCUPrevNext|The Simpsons: Tapped Out 4th July 2013 content update|The Simpsons: Tapped Out Level 32 content update}} |
| + | '''Level 31''' is the twenty-sixth content update for ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was released on July 15, [[2013]]. It introduced [[Rainier Wolfcastle]], [[Wolfcastle's Mansion]], the [[All Night Gym]], [[McBain]] and the [[Film Set]]. |
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− | This is information about an upcoming update to ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]'' featuring [[Rainier Wolfcastle]].
| + | == Level Up Message == |
| + | The level-up message is spoken by [[Bumblebee Man]]. |
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| + | {{Tapped Out LUM|31}} |
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| + | == Characters == |
| + | {{Table| |
| + | {{TH|Image}} |
| + | {{TH|Name}} |
| + | {{TH|Cost}} |
| + | {{TH|Unlock image}} |
| + | {{TH|Notes}} |
| + | {{TBT|[[File:Rainier Wolfcastle.png|100px]]}} |
| + | {{TB|[[Rainier Wolfcastle|Wolfcastle]]}} |
| + | {{TB|{{Cash|114500}}}} |
| + | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Wolfcastle New Character.png|300px]]}} |
| + | {{TB|Requires Level 31<br>Unlocks in Celeb-o-mania Pt. 1<br>Unlocks with Wolfcastle's Mansion.}} |
| + | }} |
| + | |
| + | == Character skins == |
| + | {{Table| |
| + | {{TH|Image}} |
| + | {{TH|Name}} |
| + | {{TH|Cost}} |
| + | {{TH|Unlock image}} |
| + | {{TH|Notes}} |
| + | {{TBT|[[File:McBain 2.png|100px]]}} |
| + | {{TB|[[McBain]]}} |
| + | {{TB|{{Donut|120}}}} |
| + | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out McBain New Character.png|300px]]}} |
| + | {{TB|Requires Level 31<br>Unlocks with Film Set.}} |
| + | }} |
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| == Buildings == | | == Buildings == |
| {{Table| | | {{Table| |
− | {{TH|Image|width=150px}} | + | {{TH|Image|width=250px}} |
| {{TH|Name}} | | {{TH|Name}} |
− | {{TH|Building time}} | + | {{TH|Cost}} |
− | {{TH|Costs}} | + | {{TH|Build time}} |
| {{TH|Task}} | | {{TH|Task}} |
− | {{TH|Character(s) unlocked when built}} | + | {{TH|Notes}} |
− | {{TH|Level required}}
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| {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Wolfcastle's Mansion.png|150px]]}} | | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Wolfcastle's Mansion.png|150px]]}} |
| {{TB|[[Wolfcastle's Mansion]]}} | | {{TB|[[Wolfcastle's Mansion]]}} |
− | {{TB|1d, 12h}}
| + | {{TB|{{Cash|114500}}}} |
− | {{TB|{{Cash|343500}}}} | + | {{TB|1d12h}} |
− | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|Hiding Affairs}} |
− | {{TB|Rainer Wolfcastle}} | + | {{TB|Requires Level 31<br>Unlocks in Celeb-o-mania Pt. 1<br>Unlocks Wolfcastle.}} |
− | {{TB|31}} | |
− | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Film Set.png|150px]]}}
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− | {{TB|Film Set}}
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− | {{TB|6s}}
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− | {{TB|{{Donut|120}}}}
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− | {{TB|}}
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− | {{TB|McBain}}
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− | {{TB|31}}
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| {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out All Night Gym.png|150px]]}} | | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out All Night Gym.png|150px]]}} |
| {{TB|[[All Night Gym]]}} | | {{TB|[[All Night Gym]]}} |
| + | {{TB|{{Cash|70500}}}} |
| {{TB|24h}} | | {{TB|24h}} |
− | {{TB|{{Cash|211500}}}} | + | {{TB|Punishing Delts}} |
− | {{TB|}} | + | {{TB|Requires Level 31<br>Requires Celeb-o-mania Pt. 1 started.}} |
− | {{TB|}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Film Set.png|150px]]}} |
− | {{TB|31}} | + | {{TB|[[Film Set]]}} |
| + | {{TB|{{Donut|120}}}} |
| + | {{TB|6s}} |
| + | {{TB|Eating Craftservice}} |
| + | {{TB|Requires Level 31<br>Requires Celeb-o-mania Pt. 1 completed.}} |
| }} | | }} |
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− | ==Decorations== | + | == Decorations == |
| {{Table| | | {{Table| |
− | {{TH|Decoration}} | + | {{TH|Image|width=300px}} |
− | {{TH|Picture}} | + | {{TH|Name}} |
− | {{TH|Requires}} | + | {{TH|Cost}} |
− | {{TH|Reward}} | + | {{TH|Notes}} |
− | {{TBT|Carved Ice Sculpture}} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Carved Ice Sculpture.png|75px]]}} |
− | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Carved Ice Sculpture.png|100px]]}} | + | {{TB|[[Carved Ice Sculpture]]}} |
| {{TB|{{Cash|2600}}}} | | {{TB|{{Cash|2600}}}} |
− | {{TB|Improves your Vanity rating}} | + | {{TRs|Requires Level 31.|2}} |
− | {{TBT|Radioactive Man Billboard }} | + | {{TBT|[[File:Tapped Out Radioactive Man Billboard.png|100px]]}} |
− | {{TB|[[File:Tapped Out Radioactive Man Billboard.png|100px]]}} | + | {{TB|[[Radioactive Man Billboard]]}} |
| {{TB|{{Donut|30}}}} | | {{TB|{{Donut|30}}}} |
− | {{TB|0.75% bonus money and XP to all Jobs.}}
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− | == Characters ==
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− | {{Table|align=center|
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− | {{THT|Name}}
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− | {{TH|Unlock message}}
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− | {{TH|Notes}}
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− | {{TBT|[[McBain]]}}
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− | {{TB|I told you I'd be back!}}
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− | {{TB|Skin for Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TBT|[[Wolfcastle]]}}
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− | {{TB|I just had a nightmare that my every action was controlled by a nerd.}}
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− | {{TB|}}
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| }} | | }} |
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| == Quests == | | == Quests == |
− | {{Incomplete}} | + | {{Columns-list|4| |
− | === Celeb-o-mania ===
| + | *[[Celeb-o-mania]] |
− | ==== Part 1 ====
| + | *[[Egoin' Crazy]] |
− | {{Table|
| + | *[[Climbing Up To The D-List]] |
− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
| + | *[[Prologue: Up Late With McBain]] |
− | {{TB|Er, um, Mr. Burns, I'm worried that at the rate we're rebuilding, erm, Springfield is heading for social unrest.}}
| + | *[[McBain, Scene 1: Vengence, Thy Name Is McBain]] |
− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
| + | *[[McBain, Scene 2: Master Of The Disguise]] |
− | {{TB|We're running out of space to put our citizens. We keep building restaurants but we still don't have any garbage service.}}
| + | *[[McBain, Scene 3: Big Explosion]] |
− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
| + | *[[McBain, Scene 4: Bad Cop, Bad Cop]] |
− | {{TB|And I receive a lot of complaints that it's too difficult to find people when they're walking around.}}
| + | *[[McBain, Scene 5: Undercover Showdown]] |
− | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
| + | *[[Now With Extra Hype]] |
− | {{TB|The Mayor may be right, sir. There already is a woman who keeps complaining about "something". Eventually that "something" could turn into something.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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− | {{TB|We need to scrounge up some celebrity pap to dangle in front of the town like shinny keys. Call Bumblebee Man and tell him we need a nip slip pronto!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I'm not sure he'll do another one, sir. He said he needed to stop bringing so much shame to his family.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Ugh. Catholics. If they're not denying shame, they're making it up.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|A former political rival of mine has, uh, hit hard times. I would be happy to offer him up for ridicule as he tries to cling to his fame.}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|Did someone say fame? I must have it back! It is the only vay I can afford to do that thing where food goes in my mouth.}}
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− | {{THT|The task is ''Build Wolfcastle's Mansion''.|colspan=2}}
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| }} | | }} |
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− | ==== Part 2 ==== | + | == Conform-o-meter impact == |
| {{Table| | | {{Table| |
− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}} | + | {{TH|Name}} |
− | {{TB|Thank you for building me this enormous mansion. After Maria told me to leave, I have been forced to wander from luxury hotel to luxury hotel.}}
| + | {{TH|Rating}} |
− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
| + | {{TH|Points}} |
− | {{TB|The only bottles of alcohol I could get were very tiny.}}
| + | {{TBT|Wolfcastle's Mansion}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | + | {{TB|Indolence}} |
− | {{TB|That's not all we got you.}}
| + | {{TRs|10|2}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
| + | {{TBT|All Night Gym}} |
− | {{TB|You're now hosting a reality TV show so your tremendous Teutonic talents can once again distract the good people of Springfield.}} | + | {{TB|Obedience}} |
− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}} | + | {{TBT|Carved Ice Sculpture}} |
− | {{TB|Distract?}}
| + | {{TB|Vanity}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
| + | {{TB|1,000}} |
− | {{TB|Oh, that's just my way of saying "entertain".}}
| + | {{TBT|Radioactive Man Billboard}} |
− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
| + | {{TB|Vanity<br>Bonus $ and XP}} |
− | {{TB|TV for Wolfcastle. If I am to be in front of cameras, I must take this flabby coal body and turn it hard as a diamond.}} | + | {{TB|300<br>0.75%}} |
− | {{THT|The task is ''Make Wolfcastle Exercise''.|colspan=2}} | |
− | }}
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− | ==== Part 3 ====
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− | {{Table| | |
− | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Excellent.}} | |
− | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | |
− | {{TB|These celeb-fed nimrods are flapping their bleached gums about nonsensical drivel, while any issue of substance is as forgotten as that dance that preceded the Charleston.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Time to lighten my pockets on a little nuclear-fueled stroll.}}
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− | {{THT|The task is ''Make Burns Hide Nuclear Waste''.|colspan=2}}
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− | }}
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− | ==== Part 4 ====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
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− | {{TB|''Text not yet decided''}} | |
− | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Ah, you want to borrow my guy to spay your Norma Rae. Wolfcastle, come here a momentiola.}} | |
− | {{Tapped Out Krabappel Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Skinner, I need real health insurance.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krabappel Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I'm tired of using anatomy lessons to crowd-source diagnoses from the students. And their prescriptions are never strong enough!}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}} | |
− | {{TB|Ms. Krabappel, put down your protest sign, and behold human perfection! BEHOLD WOLFCASTLE!}} | |
− | {{THT|The tasks are ''Make Wolfcastle Pose'' and ''Make Krabappel Go for a Smoke Break''.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krabappel Icon}}
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− | {{TB|If this is the new health plan, I'll let this Austrian Adonis take my temperature any day. HA!}} | |
| }} | | }} |
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− | ==== Part 5 ====
| + | {{Tapped Out updates|2013=yes}} |
− | {{Table|
| + | {{DEFAULTSORT:Level 31}} |
− | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} | |
− | {{TB|Today's finally the day we stand up to Mr. Burns and demand a safer plant. And what perfect weather to picket for a strike.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Yeah, almost too perfect. Do we want to spend such a nice day all angry and yelling?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Especially when we might miss the latest gossip about this Wolfcastle/Brockman media feud! I'm Team Brockman…}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
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− | {{TB|and I'm Team Wolfcastle. Hey, instead of striking, let's go to Moe's and watch celebrities bicker on TV}}
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− | {{THT|The tasks are ''Make Carl Drink at Moe's'' and ''Make Lenny Drink at Moe's''.|colspan=2}}
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− | }}
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− | ==== Part 6 ====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Mr. Wolfcastle, Mr. Burns has another dignity-lowering assignment for you.}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|Vhat does that vithered pigeon tendon vant now?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I booked you for an interview with Kent Brockman!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I haven't seen a public quarrel with this rancorous since the front-page feud between an aging Douglas Fairbanks and that upstart Rin Tin Tin.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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− | {{TB|We must keep this vapid controversy at full boil.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Between that and the hoopla over your brainless show, no one has time to pay attention to anything important.}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|If that is vhat you vant, then that is vhat Volfcastle vill do.}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB| Ugh. I should really try to word my sentences without so many W's in them.}}
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− | {{THT|The task is ''Make Wolfcastle Appear on a Talkshow''.|colspan=2}}
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− | ==== Part 7 ====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|I vas vonce the greatest movie star in the vorld. Now I am a henchman for that brittle nuclear baron, Mr. Burns.}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|Have I become as delusional as the vimps and veakoids on my pathetic unscripted program, clutching at celebrity?}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|Comic Book Person imagines an audience for "Comic Book Man" vhere a nerd talks nerd-talk.}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|Elderly Skinner lady believes her attitude vould make "Sassy Mamas" a hit.}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|That Viggums boy doesn't get that on "Little Wiggy Poo Poo" he vould just be showing off that he is a tubby idiot.}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|All dream people vant to see their sad lives. Yet do I act any wiser?}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|I am being mocked across entertainment platforms.}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|I have become a rock hard, finely sculpted punchline! Rainier Volfcastle: that is the joke.}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|Ugh, vhy Volfcastle, vhy are you doing these hollow, vorthless jobs? I must go home and hide from my disappointments.}}
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− | {{THT|The task is ''Make Wolfcastle Relax in his Mansion''.|colspan=2}}
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− | === Climbing Up To The D-List ===
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− | ==== Part 1 ====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Thanks you kindly for visitin' my humble, alcohol-growing farm. I think you'll find lots of that ratin' generatin' drama 'round here.}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|Vhite trash are good for funny laugh at. It is the comedy of knowing I am better than you.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Follow me around, and yud get the reals story… on things ya don't care about. I call the show "What Dat Badger Doin' Dere?"}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|I enjoy this, because your accent is veird and your physical appearances bizarre. That statement carries no irony.}}
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− | {{THT|The tasks are ''Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at Cletus's Farm'' and ''Make Cletus Yokel It Up at His Farm''.|colspan=2}}
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− | ==== Part 2 ====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Excuse me, sir, but we've received a report of a 5-22 in this area…}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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− | {{TB|That's the crime of not putting the chief of police on your TV program.}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|Police Person Viggums, I like how you are a police person who plays by his own rules. It reminds me of me when I am McBain!}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|Is your idea for "America's Laziest Premises" about a gritty, violence-packed law show?}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I was thinking more like a gritty, violence-packed food show.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I actually got my idea while sleep eating! It's literally the food show of my dreams.}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|Another cooking competition… I already like how lazy it is.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
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− | {{TB|It would be like Top Chef meets Survivor meets the chili cook-off I always win.}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|This sounds great, especially the part you did not think of. I will shoot this at El Chemistri.}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|For what is the point of having a reality show, if I can't get important chefs to feed me free food.}}
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− | {{THT|The task is ''Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at El Chemistri''.|colspan=2}}
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− | ==== Part 3 ====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Hideous fat man, come back with my dinner!}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|But this is my idea for "America's Laziest Premises." It's a prank show where every prank is that I steal someone's meal and eat it.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I warn you, that chili pepper is Wolfcastle strength. An average lard ball like yourself won't have the intestinal strength to survive.}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|I've eaten a whole saltlick before in one sitting at that stable. I think I can handle one little pepper.}}
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− | {{THT|The task is ''Make Homer Eat The Chief's Famous Guatemalan Insanity Pepper Chili''.|colspan=2}}
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− | ==== Part 4 ====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Thanks so much for having me on your show, Mr. Wolfcastle. Usually, I'm told cameras can't take the exposure to the ol' Szyslak kisser.}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|Don't worry. We set up a system of mirrors to protect our equipment. Now tell us your idea, so we may film you, and judge you later.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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− | {{TB|The title of my show is "The Sleezeball." It'd be a dating show where I date any lady willing to sign the release forms.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I figure their craving to be on TV will work like a legal roofie.}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|You disgust me, but in a vay I vant to vatch. But I use my "Vild Card" to change the idea so we get fewer lawsuits.}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|You'll scare couples on a date by being you, and document yourself doing it.}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|It will be like Ghost Hunters, except you are your own ghost that you hunt.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Eh, that sounds fine too. Either way, I'll meet new people.}}
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− | {{THT|The tasks are ''Make Wolfcastle Shoot Show at The Pimento Grove'' and ''Make Moe Spook Patrons at The Pimento Grove''.|colspan=2}}
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− | }}
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− | ==== Part 5 ====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Mom, you've got to help me find a way to get you on Wolfcastle's reality show!.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I'm sorry, Bart. But I'm very busy today.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|What are you talking about? You're a mom -- you're never busy.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Hmmmm. Maybe if you saw a day in my life, you'd understand how difficult being a mom really is.}}
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− | {{THT|The task is ''Make Marge Walk Maggie''.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Wow. Real housewives are a lot more boring than Real Housewives.}}
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− | }}
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− | ==== Part 6 ====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|''Text not yet decided''}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|How could all the footage be unusable? I am screaming in more than 80% of it! THAT ALWAYS VORKS!}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*click*</nowiki>}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|They hung up on me.}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}} | |
− | {{TB|I vill take out my fury on the iron I pump. For I swear vengeance on you, TV netvorks of Springfield! This is not the end of VOLFCASTLE!}}
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− | {{THT|The task is ''Make Wolfcastle Exercise''.|colspan=2}}
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− | }}
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− | === Egoin' Crazy ===
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− | ==== Part 1 ====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Hey Brockman, you better not be here for "America's Laziest Premises". Hosting a reality competition was the crap job I was born for.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I don't know anything about that terrible reality program where ordinary people are judged on who has the best idea for a terrible reality program.}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|Oh hello there, Krampy and Vhite-Haired Guy.}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|Have you come to audition for my fantastic new unscripted series? We are still looking for desperate contestants to exploit.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
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− | {{TB|You're the host?! I'm six times the star as Steroid Hitler! Looks like I have to remind Springfield who's the true big shot in this 'burg.}}
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− | {{THT|The task is ''Make Krusty Inflate His Own Importance''.|colspan=2}}
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− | }}
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− | ==== Part 2 ====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Pass me over for work, will they? Well, they picked the wrong fear-baiting sensationalist to slight.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Tonight's shocking headline – "Reality TV: Threat or Menace... or Atrocity?"}}
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− | {{THT|The task is ''Make Brockman Record Eye on Springfield''.|colspan=2}}
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− | }}
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− | ==== Part 3 ====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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− | {{TB|I've been spreading hyperbolic panic, and still Wolfcastle is hogging the limelight.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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− | {{TB|It's time I escalate this media war from conventional to guerilla.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Get ready for the viralest video of all time, world... because Kent Brockman is going to rant into a webcam!}}
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− | {{THT|The task is ''Make Brockman Create a Viewtube Video''.|colspan=2}}
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− | ==== Part 4 ====
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|I see you are trying to cyber-bully me, Brockman. So I am here to real-bully you.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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− | {{TB|<nowiki>*gulp*</nowiki> I'm sure we can settle this dispute with a peaceful dialogue.}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|Yes, we could. But what is the fun in that? I recommend taking a calcium supplement now, so your bones heal faster.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Kent Brockman Icon}}
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− | {{TB|By any chance, you wouldn't once again fall for the old "your laces are untied" bit, would you?}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|Vhut about my laces?}}
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− | {{THT|The task is ''Make Wolfcastle Go in for a Closer Inspection of his Laces''.|colspan=2}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|On closer inspection, these still are loafers.}}
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− | ==== Level 31: Egoin' Crazy Pt. 5 ====
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|I told you that vas not the end. And vant to tell you, Mr. Burns, I am done being your lackey!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
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− | {{TB|What are you going to do, you jobless, slab-necked oaf? Go into politics so you can freeload off the government?}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|The publicity from Brockman has made me famous again. And vith no TV show, I am free to do films.}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|My agents already set me up to direct and star in "Death Grandpas."}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|I play a former Navy SEAL who must protect a retirement community from terrorists and long-haired teenagers.}}
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− | {{TBT|Wolfcastle}}
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− | {{TB|''Text not yet decided''}}
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− | {{THT|The task is ''Make Wolfcastle Shoot Action Footage''.|colspan=2}}
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− | === McBain ===
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− | ==== Scene 1: Vengence, Thy Name Is McBain ====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{TBT|McBain}}
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− | {{TB|SKOWIE! They killed my band leader Skowie! And I know who they is. Mendoza.}}
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− | {{TBT|McBain}}
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− | {{TB|MENDOZA!!!!}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Senator Mendoza? He has, er, many powerful friends because he is, um, so corrupt.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Which is not necessarily a bad thing in all cases, but is bad in this, erm, specific one.}}
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− | {{TBT|McBain}}
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− | {{TB|I note your concern, Mayor, but I am a loose cannon.}}
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− | {{TBT|McBain}}
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− | {{TB|And this cannon smells trouble at the race track. There I'll find Mendoza's cronies and make them talk.}}
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− | {{TBT|McBain}}
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− | {{TB|I can be very persuasive. Because I threaten injury by physical violence.}}
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− | {{THT|The task is ''Make McBain Find Intel at the Track''.|colspan=2}}
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− | ==== Scene 2: Master Of The Disguise ====
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− | {{Table|
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− | {{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
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− | {{TB|Dear lord! You…your hands are covered in blood.}}
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− | {{TBT|McBain}}
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− | {{TB|I guess you could say those cronies at the track have gone to the dogs.}}
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− | {{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
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− | {{TB|What? How is that a reply to what I said? You need to clean yourself up, young man.}}
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− | {{TBT|McBain}}
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− | {{TB|No time, old lady. I must take to the streets to track Mendoza vhile the trail is hot. First, to blend in. So I may gain the element of SURPRISE!}}
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− | {{THT|The task is ''Make McBain Go Undercover''.|colspan=2}}
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− | == See also ==
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− | *''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''
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− | *[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out content updates|''The Simpsons: Tapped Out'' content updates]]
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− | == References ==
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− | {{Reflist}}
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