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| | + | {{For2things|the vehicle in the show|the vehicle in [[The Simpsons: Hit & Run]]|Canyonero (Hit and Run)|the song|Canyonero (song)}} |
| | + | {{Quote|She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine|The Canyonero jingle|The Last Temptation of Krust}} |
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| − | |Image = [[File:Canyonero.jpg|250px]] | + | |image = [[File:Canyonero.png|250px]] |
| − | |Owner = [[Marge]], [[Homer]], [[Krusty]] | + | |owner = [[Krusty]]<br>[[Homer]]<br>[[Marge]]<br>[[Ned Flanders]] |
| − | |Maker = Unknown | + | |maker = |
| − | |Use = 4x4 SUV | + | |use = 4x4 SUV |
| − | |Number of doors = 5 | + | |appearance = "[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]" |
| − | |Number of seats = 35
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| − | |First appearance = [[The Last Temptation of Krust]]
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| − | Carnegie Deli: Andrew enjoyed a beef tongue sandwich, gefilte fish and chopped chicken liver.
| + | The '''Canyonero''' is a Sport Utility Vehicle (SUV). |
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| − | I might eat there when visiting NYC. It is near Letterman. If I go there I will also do it because my parents went there before (if I was fortunate enough to visit in August 2002 (jobs) my parents probably would have taken my brothers and I there). It will be something that we can relate to. I can also tell this to my friends who have been there. It will also provide a good comparison for the local deli (the last time I ate there Saddam was in power) and more importantly, Katz's. However eating at the Carnegie Deli will make me feel better about myself. Nobody will make me feel like a second class citizen. I love the fact that the Carnegie Deli doesn't take plastic. I think I will use my old bills (bills that were made before August 2002 (jobs)) to pay for my food.
| + | == Description == |
| | + | The Canyonero is said to have space for over thirty passengers as well as the driver. Its specifications are described as approximately thirty-six feet in length, weighing sixty-five tons, and wide enough to fill two highway lanes. The Canyonero comes equipped with four-wheel drive and is decidedly designed more for power than for speed, as the {{ap|Canyonero|song}} says it "goes real slow with the hammer down". The Canyonero is prone to on-board fires of indeterminate cause which have spawned a number of cases that are working their way through the court system.<ref name=LTK>"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"</ref> |
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| − | I bet you this SUV uses diesel fuel.
| + | The Federal Highway Commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for both highway and city driving.<ref name="LTK"/> |
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| − | == Theme Song ==
| + | The Canyonero comes in both gasoline-powered and {{W|Hybrid electric vehicle|hybrid}} models.<ref>"[[Moonshine River]]"</ref> |
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| − | The theme song was sung by [[Hank Williams Jr.]].
| + | == Owners == |
| | + | [[Krusty the Clown]] owns a Canyonero, which he received in exchange for endorsing the vehicle. When the Canyonero execs first made Krusty the offer, he refused, but he later caved in after taking a test drive.<ref name="LTK"/> |
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| − | ''Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,<br />Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?<br />Canyonero! Canyonero!''
| + | [[Homer]] bought a red Canyonero. However, he soon realized that he had mistakenly bought the F-series for women. After that, he refused to drive it, not wanting to be seen as a homosexual.<ref name=SYH>"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"</ref> |
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| − | ''Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,<br />It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown,<br />Canyonero! Canyonero!''
| + | After Homer quit driving the Canyonero he had bought, [[Marge]] assumed possession of it and started driving it. She found that it brought out her aggressive tendencies, to the point of road rage.<ref name="SYH"/> |
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| − | ''Hey, hey!''
| + | [[Ned Flanders]] also owns an orange Canyonero, which he used to take a group of [[Junior Campers]] to the [[Junior Campers|Junior Camper]] Snow Sled Jamboree.<ref>[[Ralph vs. the Wild]]''</ref> |
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| − | ''Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,<br />Sixty five tons of American pride!<br />Canyonero! Canyonero!''
| + | == Non-canon == |
| | + | {{Noncanon}} |
| | + | === The Simpsons: Tapped Out === |
| | + | {{TranscludeSection|The Simpsons: Tapped Out decorations/Vehicles|Canyonero}} |
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| − | ''Top of the line in utility sports,<br />Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!<br />Canyonero! Canyonero!'' | + | == Behind the Laughter == |
| − | | + | *The Canyonero's design is a parody of large SUVs and the "I own an SUV, therefore, I own the road" style of driving (The {{ap|Canyonero|song}} helps to demonstrate this). The Canyonero was introduced just as the SUV craze began to hit the United States. |
| − | ''She blinds everybody with her super high beams,<br />She's a squirrel-squasher, deer-smackin' drivin' machine,<br />Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!''
| + | *The Canyonero resembles both a Jeep Grand Wagoneer (1963–1991) and a Classic Land Rover Range Rover (1970–1996). |
| − | | + | *It's claimed to be "12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride", with the length being equal to that of an average city bus and the weight and width exceeding that of most tanks. It's described by Bart and Krusty as being "quite roomy" despite being able to seat 35. |
| − | ''Whoa, Canyonero! Whoooooaaaa!''
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| | == Appearances == | | == Appearances == |
| − | * {{Ep|The Last Temptation of Krust}} | + | *{{ep|The Last Temptation of Krust}} |
| − | | + | *{{ep|Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"}} |
| − | ** {{Ep|Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"}}
| + | *{{ep|Kill the Alligator and Run|(advert)}} |
| − | | + | *{{ep|Moonshine River|(advert)}} |
| − | *** {{Game|The Simpsons Hit & Run}} | + | *{{ep|Simpsorama|(advert)}} |
| | + | *{{ep|Hail to the Teeth|(advert)}} |
| | + | *{{ep|Three Dreams Denied|(model car)}} |
| | + | *{{THOH|Treehouse of Horror XXXIII|(SimpsonsWorld)}} |
| | + | *{{bon|Ralph vs. the Wild}} |
| | + | *{{game|The Simpsons Road Rage}} |
| | + | *{{game|The Simpsons: Hit & Run}} |
| | + | *{{game|The Simpsons: Tapped Out}} |
| | + | *{{merch|Simpsons Mania! (Inkworks)|pipe=yes|3=Simpsons Mania!|(mentioned)}} |
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| − | **** {{Game|The Simpsons Road Rage}}
| + | == References == |
| | + | {{Reflist}} |
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| − | {{Vehicles}} | + | {{Vehicles|road=yes}} |
| − | [[Category:Vehicles]]
| + | {{Tapped Out decorations|vehicles=yes}} |
The Canyonero is said to have space for over thirty passengers as well as the driver. Its specifications are described as approximately thirty-six feet in length, weighing sixty-five tons, and wide enough to fill two highway lanes. The Canyonero comes equipped with four-wheel drive and is decidedly designed more for power than for speed, as the Canyonero says it "goes real slow with the hammer down". The Canyonero is prone to on-board fires of indeterminate cause which have spawned a number of cases that are working their way through the court system.[1]
The Federal Highway Commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for both highway and city driving.[1]
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Episode – "The Last Temptation of Krust" 
THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXXIII" (SimpsonsWorld)
Comic story – Ralph vs. the Wild 
Video game – The Simpsons Road Rage 
Merchandise – Simpsons Mania! (mentioned)
