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Canyonero

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For the vehicle, see Canyonero.
Canyonero
Canyonero.png
Song Information
Singers: Hank Williams, Jr.‎
Srudio singers
Length: 1:25
Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen
Lyrics: Donick Cary
Album: Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons
Appearance(s): "The Last Temptation of Krust"

"Canyonero" was a jingle/song about the car Canyonero. It was in an advert starred in by Krusty.

Lyrics[edit]

Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down,
It's the country-pride truck endorsed by a clown,
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Hey, hey!
Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
Sixty five tons of American pride!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
Top of the line in utility sports,
Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
Canyonero! Canyonero!
She blinds everybody with her super high beams,
She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine,
Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero!
Whoa, Canyonero! Whoooooaaaa!

Behind the Laughter[edit]

It is the twenty-first track on the album Go Simpsonic with The Simpsons.

Appearances[edit]