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| − | [[Image:Canyonero.jpg|left|thumb|200px|Canyonero Ad]] | + | {{For2things|the vehicle in the show|the vehicle in [[The Simpsons: Hit & Run]]|Canyonero (Hit and Run)|the song|Canyonero (song)}} |
| − | The Canyonero is the trademark Sport Utility Vehicle (SUV) in The Simpsons. It was endorsed by [[Krusty the Clown]]. It is a large, red SUV and was introduced just as the SUV craze began to hit the United States. The design is basically a parody of the large SUV and the style of "I own and SUV, therefore, I own the road" driving. The theme song helps to demonstrate this.
| + | {{Quote|She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine|The Canyonero jingle|The Last Temptation of Krust}} |
| | + | {{Vehicle |
| | + | |image = [[File:Canyonero.png|250px]] |
| | + | |owner = [[Krusty]]<br>[[Homer]]<br>[[Marge]]<br>[[Ned Flanders]] |
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| | + | |use = 4x4 SUV |
| | + | |appearance = "[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]" |
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| − | ==Theme Song==
| + | The '''Canyonero''' is a Sport Utility Vehicle (SUV). |
| − | <blockquote>
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| − | Can you name the truck with four wheel drive,
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| − | Smells like a steak, and seats thirty five?
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| − | Canyonero! Canyonero!
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| − | Well, it goes real slow with the hammer down
| + | == Description == |
| − | It's the country-fried truck endorsed by a clown
| + | The Canyonero is said to have space for over thirty passengers as well as the driver. Its specifications are described as approximately thirty-six feet in length, weighing sixty-five tons, and wide enough to fill two highway lanes. The Canyonero comes equipped with four-wheel drive and is decidedly designed more for power than for speed, as the {{ap|Canyonero|song}} says it "goes real slow with the hammer down". The Canyonero is prone to on-board fires of indeterminate cause which have spawned a number of cases that are working their way through the court system.<ref name=LTK>"[[The Last Temptation of Krust]]"</ref> |
| − | Canyonero! Canyonero!
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| − | Hey, hey!
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| − | Twelve yards long, two lanes wide,
| + | The Federal Highway Commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for both highway and city driving.<ref name="LTK"/> |
| − | Sixty five tons of American pride!
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| − | Canyonero! Canyonero! | |
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| − | Top of the line in utility sports,
| + | The Canyonero comes in both gasoline-powered and {{W|Hybrid electric vehicle|hybrid}} models.<ref>"[[Moonshine River]]"</ref> |
| − | Unexplained fires are a matter for the courts!
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| − | Canyonero! Canyonero!
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| − | She blinds everybody with her super high beams | + | == Owners == |
| − | She's a squirrel-squashin', deer-smackin' drivin' machine
| + | [[Krusty the Clown]] owns a Canyonero, which he received in exchange for endorsing the vehicle. When the Canyonero execs first made Krusty the offer, he refused, but he later caved in after taking a test drive.<ref name="LTK"/> |
| − | Canyonero! Canyonero! Canyonero! | + | |
| − | Whoa, Canyonero! Whoooooaaaa!
| + | [[Homer]] bought a red Canyonero. However, he soon realized that he had mistakenly bought the F-series for women. After that, he refused to drive it, not wanting to be seen as a homosexual.<ref name=SYH>"[[Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"]]"</ref> |
| − | </blockquote>
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| | + | After Homer quit driving the Canyonero he had bought, [[Marge]] assumed possession of it and started driving it. She found that it brought out her aggressive tendencies, to the point of road rage.<ref name="SYH"/> |
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| | + | [[Ned Flanders]] also owns an orange Canyonero, which he used to take a group of [[Junior Campers]] to the [[Junior Campers|Junior Camper]] Snow Sled Jamboree.<ref>[[Ralph vs. the Wild]]''</ref> |
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| | + | == Non-canon == |
| | + | {{Noncanon}} |
| | + | === The Simpsons: Tapped Out === |
| | + | {{TranscludeSection|The Simpsons: Tapped Out decorations/Vehicles|Canyonero}} |
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| | + | == Behind the Laughter == |
| | + | *The Canyonero's design is a parody of large SUVs and the "I own an SUV, therefore, I own the road" style of driving (The {{ap|Canyonero|song}} helps to demonstrate this). The Canyonero was introduced just as the SUV craze began to hit the United States. |
| | + | *The Canyonero resembles both a Jeep Grand Wagoneer (1963–1991) and a Classic Land Rover Range Rover (1970–1996). |
| | + | *It's claimed to be "12 yards long, 2 lanes wide, 65 tons of American pride", with the length being equal to that of an average city bus and the weight and width exceeding that of most tanks. It's described by Bart and Krusty as being "quite roomy" despite being able to seat 35. |
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| | + | == Appearances == |
| | + | *{{ep|The Last Temptation of Krust}} |
| | + | *{{ep|Marge Simpson in: "Screaming Yellow Honkers"}} |
| | + | *{{ep|Kill the Alligator and Run|(advert)}} |
| | + | *{{ep|Moonshine River|(advert)}} |
| | + | *{{ep|Simpsorama|(advert)}} |
| | + | *{{ep|Hail to the Teeth|(advert)}} |
| | + | *{{ep|Three Dreams Denied|(model car)}} |
| | + | *{{THOH|Treehouse of Horror XXXIII|(SimpsonsWorld)}} |
| | + | *{{bon|Ralph vs. the Wild}} |
| | + | *{{game|The Simpsons Road Rage}} |
| | + | *{{game|The Simpsons: Hit & Run}} |
| | + | *{{game|The Simpsons: Tapped Out}} |
| | + | *{{merch|Simpsons Mania! (Inkworks)|pipe=yes|3=Simpsons Mania!|(mentioned)}} |
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| | + | == References == |
| | + | {{Reflist}} |
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| | + | {{Vehicles|road=yes}} |
| | + | {{Tapped Out decorations|vehicles=yes}} |
The Canyonero is said to have space for over thirty passengers as well as the driver. Its specifications are described as approximately thirty-six feet in length, weighing sixty-five tons, and wide enough to fill two highway lanes. The Canyonero comes equipped with four-wheel drive and is decidedly designed more for power than for speed, as the Canyonero says it "goes real slow with the hammer down". The Canyonero is prone to on-board fires of indeterminate cause which have spawned a number of cases that are working their way through the court system.[1]
The Federal Highway Commission has ruled the Canyonero unsafe for both highway and city driving.[1]
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Episode – "The Last Temptation of Krust" 
THOH – "Treehouse of Horror XXXIII" (SimpsonsWorld)
Comic story – Ralph vs. the Wild 
Video game – The Simpsons Road Rage 
Merchandise – Simpsons Mania! (mentioned)
