| Apocalypse Now, Again?
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Apocalypse Now, Again? is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Yard Sale 2014 content update. It requires Mayan Marge and Mayan Homer to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Mayan Marge's exclamation mark
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Where am I? The last thing I remember is slipping at the top of a temple and falling down some stairs. Anyone know what baktun it is?
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It's the anniversary of us Mayans inventing chocolate?
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NO! THE WORLD AS YOU KNOW IT IS ABOUT TO END! ...AGAIN!
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The invention of chocolate anniversary is next month... after the world ends. So cancel your parades.
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But the floats were non-refundable!
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I could probably be convinced to hold off on all this nasty end of the world business with a human sacrifice.
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Perhaps I can interest you in a coupon for a squishee instead?
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5% off? No Deal! Bring me a human sacrifice or I'll destroy the world!
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Task: "Make Mayan Homer Look for a Human Sacrifice". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Mayan Marge Look for a Human Sacrifice". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 4 hours.
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Any luck Homey?
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No... It turned out that squishee coupon was expired so I had to pay full price.
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I meant with the whole "finding a human that we can ritualistically kill to save the world" thing.
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Aww, two failures in one day? That's not even a new record.
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Three failures!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Mayan Marge's exclamation mark
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So, we still haven't found a human sacrifice and our time is almost up. What are we going to do now?
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Maybe we could just sacrifice Disco Stu again. That seemed to work the last time.
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After you sacrifice someone, Homer, it's pretty hard to sacrifice them again.
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I guess we'll just have to sacrifice...me. Unless you're willing to offer yourself instead?
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Oh, I totally would. It's just that I really wanted to see if the world would end or not. No spoilers!
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Task: "Place the Mayan Calendar".
Task: "Make Mayan Marge Wait to be Sacrificed". The job takes place at the Mayan Calendar and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Mayan Homer Avoid Spoilers". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 12 hours.
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Mom, why are you strapped to an ancient calendar in the middle of Springfield? And why are you wearing that skimpy outfit?
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She's appealing to the 18 to 35 male demographic. You'll learn about that when Halloween stops being about candy and starts being about eye candy.
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Actually, sweetheart. I'm trying to save the world from the terrible wrath of the Mayan God by offering myself up as a human sacrifice.
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You can't sacrifice yourself! Who will be at home sacrificing their happiness for the children's?
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I'm right here, Lisa.
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I was including you with the children.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Mayan Stone God's exclamation mark
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I have arrived to accept the human sacrifice!
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Isn't there anything else we can do?
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NO! Only a human sacrifice will do. Or a brief, anticlimactic dance.
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Hey! You didn't say that before.
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I'm pretty sure I did. I would remember -- I'm a god.
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| Task: "Make Mayan Marge Perform an Ancient Dance with Mayan Homer". The job takes place at the Mayan Calendar and takes 8 hours.
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We're saved! The world isn't going to end!
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I knew we could do it. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go cancel an order for some inflammatory skywriting.
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Well, I guess I'll see you guys later.
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Unless you guys want to hang out. My schedule just cleared up.
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Um... I think we're good. Maybe next baktun.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to Apocalypse Now.
