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I Willie Follow You Into the Dark

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I Willie Follow You Into the Dark
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 15
Update: Winter 2016
Required characters: Rev. Lovejoy, Satyr Willie, Anti-Pagans, Pagan Followers
Previous quest(s): A Happy Meal or
Yule Love It! Pt. 5
Next quest(s): No Pain, No Pagain Pt. 1

I Willie Follow You Into the Dark is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2016 content update.

Dialogue

Pt. 1

After meeting the requirements
Ned My Christian friends, I have identified the leader of the Pagan heathens!
Lisa - Nagging Actually, "Heathenism" is just one branch of Paganism... you don't care, do you?
Ned - Angry I really don't! The first step to defeating my religious enemy is to not understand him!
Ned - Angry Willie! Willie is their leader! He's trying to found a Satanic cult!
Lisa - Eyeroll Satanism has nothing to do with... ugh. Fine. Go nuts. Do what you want.
Rev. Lovejoy Let's see how these made up religions fare against the proven, scientific power of holy water!
Task: "Make Rev. Lovejoy Prepare 50 Gallons of Holy Water". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make the Anti-Pagans Spray Satyr Willie" (x3). The jobs take place at Willie's Shack and take 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Satyr Willie Get Sprayed". The job takes place at Willie's Shack and takes 60 minutes.
Satyr Willie - Surprised Augh! Holy water! I'm melting!
Ned It worked!
Satyr Willie - Happy I'm only joking, ya daft man. Seriously, thanks fer the shower. This shack has no water, and goatskin chaps are not the most odor-resistant garment.
Quest reward: Brooch25 and XP10

Pt. 2

After completing Pt. 1
Satyr Willie Gather 'round, me minions, as I reveal yet more ancient mysteries of Paganism.
Homer Tell us, oh great and creepy beardo!
Satyr Willie Behold! An arcane ritual called... doin' Willie's chores for him.
Satyr Willie - Happy Heh heh!
Task: "Make the Pagan Followers Plow the School's Lawn" (x8). The jobs take place at Springfield Elementary and take 8 hours.
Task: "Make Satyr Willie Toss Some Cabers". The job takes place at Willie's Shack and takes 8 hours.
Moe Hey Homer! Gimme your snow plower. I need it.
Homer - Sarcastic Ha ha! Trying to do Willie's chores for him so he'll teach you mystical Pagan secrets, eh?
Homer Well, I already cleared the school lawn. I'm way more Pagan than you'll ever be.
Moe - Angry That's not what I'm doin'!
Moe - Sneaky Say, you wouldn't happen to have a floor buffer, would you? One that works on elementary school hallways?
Lisa - Shouting Don't you all see what Willie is doing? He's taking advantage of you!
Quest reward: Brooch25 and XP10

Pt. 3

After completing Pt. 2
Satyr Willie For our next dive into the mysteries of creation, you'll all have to catch me a squirrel.
Satyr Willie And not scrawny ones. Big fat ones. The eatin' kind.
Homer - Confused Eww. Who eats squirrels?
Satyr Willie - Angry DO YOU WANT TO LEARN THE TWELVE NAMES OF THE GODDESS OR NOT?
Homer - Guilty Yes, your horned awfulness. Coming right up!
Task: "Make the Pagan Followers Hunt Squirrels" (x8). The jobs take place at Cletus's Farm and take 8 hours.
Task: "Make Satyr Willie Take a Nap". The job takes place at Willie's Shack and takes 8 hours.
Homer - Happy Here's your squirrel, sir!
Satyr Willie Good work. Now I must go into my shack and, er, commune with the spirits.
Satyr Willie If you smell a smell that smells like roast squirrel, it's not that. It's what spirit-communing smells like.
Homer So wise...
Message What made-up Pagan traditions will Willie think of to keep his followers? Find out on December 21st!
Message Meanwhile, keep making offerings to the Pagan gods, catching the gnome and tapping Pagans to unlock more cool prizes!
Quest reward: Brooch25 and XP10

Characters

Anti-Pagans are:

King Winter, Don Vittorio, Dr. Colossus, Petroleus Rex, Helen Lovejoy, Cecil Terwilliger, Sideshow Bob, Dame Judith Underdunk, Francesca Terwilliger, Gino Underdunk Terwilliger, Dr. Robert, Cookie Kwan, Coach Krupt, Richard Nixon, Baby Gerald, Mrs. Sinclair, Lucille Botzcowski, The Fracker, The Scout Master, Charcoal Briquette, Old King Coal, Dr. Crab, Teddy Roosevelt, The Parson, Mr. Burns, Skinner, Ned, Kearney, Nelson, Dr. Hibbert, Mrs. Krabappel, Otto, Fat Tony, Rod, Todd, Kang, Ralph, Lenny, Tom O'Flanagan, Drederick Tatum, Miss Springfield, Lugash, The Rich Texan, Agnes, Wolfcastle, Herman, Jasper, Abraham Lincoln, Sherri & Terri, Disco Stu, Booberella, Maude Flanders, Dolph, The Yes Guy, Kumiko, Sanjay, Mindy, Cocoa Beanie, Number 1, Hugo, Matt Groening

Pagan Followers are:

Apu, Bart, Homer, Lisa, Marge, Moe, Cletus, Krusty, Comic Book Guy, Grampa, Wiggum, Snake, Professor Frink, Luigi, Milhouse, Quimby, Hank Scorpio, Hans Moleman, Squeaky Voice Teen, Duffman, Martin, Brockman, Bumblebee Man, Dr. Nick, Barney, Sideshow Mel, Smithers, Shauna, Carl, Legs, Louie, Sea Captain, Rex Banner, Lou, Eddie, Arnie Pye, Chalmers, Selma, Patty, Suzanne the Witch, Kodos, Jimbo, Kirk, Luann, Tribal Chief, Judge Snyder, Blue-Haired Lawyer, Mr. Costington, The Grumple, Manjula, Brandine, Miss Hoover, Dewey Largo, Bernice Hibbert, Chester Dupree, Hugs Bunny, Father Sean, Shary Bobbins, Crazy Cat Lady, Roger Myers Jr., Lampwick, Giuseppe, George Washington, Princess Penelope, Number 51, Barbarian, Database, Akira, Mr. Teeny, Artie Ziff, Uter, Mrs. Muntz, Greta Wolfcastle, Space Mutant, Freddy Quimby, Princess Kashmir, French Waiter, Mrs. Bouvier, Janey, Lurleen