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The Ravencrow

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The Ravencrow
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Winter 2016
Required characters: Ravencrow Neversmiles, Milhouse

The Ravencrow is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2016 content update. It requires Ravencrow Neversmiles to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Ravencrow Neversmiles' exclamation mark
Milhouse - Excited Wow, Lisa, I love your new outfit!
Ravencrow Neversmiles Lisa? Never heard of her. My name is Ravencrow Neversmiles, and you're in my way, worm!
Milhouse Eight is pretty early for a Goth phase.
Ravencrow Neversmiles - Annoyed I'm precocious. It's not a crime.
Task: "Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Dye All Her Clothes Black". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 8 hours.
Ravencrow Neversmiles Now my raiment is as black as my Goth soul.
Milhouse You look awesome in black, Lis.
Ravencrow Neversmiles - Happy Aw, thanks!
Ravencrow Neversmiles - Annoyed WAIT! Stop cheering me up! Trying to be morose here, dude.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Ravencrow Neversmiles' exclamation mark
Milhouse Hey Ravencrow, I got an extra ticket to the new Angelica Button movie. Wanna go?
Ravencrow Neversmiles - Happy Oooh! Shoot, yes I do. Very much.
Ravencrow Neversmiles But alas, a Goth must always be alone. Alone with her bottomless despair.
Milhouse Okay. Have fun with that!
Task: "Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Enjoy Some Time Alone". The job takes place at a Brown House and takes 24 hours.
Ravencrow Neversmiles Wow. I've been lonely most of my life.
Ravencrow Neversmiles But when I'm CHOOSING to be alone, it's actually kind of nice.
Milhouse My dark majesty...
Ravencrow Neversmiles Not now! Enjoying solitude here!
Milhouse Can I do it with you? PLEASE?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Ravencrow Neversmiles' exclamation mark
Milhouse What a great day! The sun is shining, and I got the saddest girl in Springfield by my side.
Ravencrow Neversmiles - Annoyed Dang it, the sun! I almost forgot to cover up. A Goth with a tan is no Goth at all!
Ravencrow Neversmiles I need sunscreen! The highest SPF science has to offer!
Task: "Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Bathe in SPF 200 Sunscreen". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
Ravencrow Neversmiles Ahh. Now my skin will forever remain a pallid bright yellow.
Milhouse And what beautiful skin it is, my Cimmerian empress.
Ravencrow Neversmiles - Annoyed STOP SAYING NICE THINGS! CAN'T A GIRL FEEL BAD ABOUT HERSELF?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Ravencrow Neversmiles' exclamation mark
Ravencrow Neversmiles Hmm. Passing the time sure is hard when you're not allowed to take pleasure from anything.
Ravencrow Neversmiles How to be miserable, how to be miserable...
Ravencrow Neversmiles I know! I'll compose dark, despairing poetry. Verses so bleak, they'll suck all enjoyment from life itself!
Ravencrow Neversmiles - Happy This is going to be so fun!
Ravencrow Neversmiles No! No, not fun! Come on Ravencrow, stick to your guns!
Task: "Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Write Dark Poetry". The job takes 4 hours.
Ravencrow Neversmiles Let's see, what rhymes with "a playground of woe..."
Ravencrow Neversmiles "A greyhound of snow?" "A slayed pound of dough?" Is that anything? Ugh.
Ravencrow Neversmiles Milhouse! I'm not depressed enough! Come here and annoy me for a while!
Milhouse - Excited With pleasure!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Ravencrow Neversmiles' exclamation mark
Ravencrow Neversmiles Let's see, what else are Goths into...
Ravencrow Neversmiles The Cure? Pass. Vampires? Lame. Witchcraft? Ugh. So dumb.
Ravencrow Neversmiles As a student of science, I reject spiritualism lock, stock, and barrel.
Milhouse I have a Ouija board, my sweet! We could séance together!
Ravencrow Neversmiles - Annoyed No, too embarrassing. Leave the board. You, scram.
Task: "Make Ravencrow Neversmiles Communicate With the Dead". The job takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Milhouse Try to Eavesdrop". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 12 hours.
Ravencrow Neversmiles No ghosts. Big surprise.
Milhouse No communing with the dead? That's all right. You'll get 'em next time, my bleak queen of grief.
Ravencrow Neversmiles No, I give up. I liked being sad all the time better when I could wear comfortable shoes.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20