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Burns Almighty

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Burns Almighty
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 11
Update: Winter 2016
Required characters: New God Mr. Burns, Mr. Burns, Smithers

Burns Almighty is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Winter 2016 content update. It requires New God Mr. Burns to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Mr. Burns - Annoyed Barbarians at the gate, Smithers! Drat, I TOLD Hadrian his precious wall wasn't high enough.
Smithers It's just the usual gang of idiots, sir. Not barbarians. They're experimenting with Paganism.
Mr. Burns A new religion, eh? So the God of Abraham finally got the boot. I told him this would happen.
Mr. Burns Smithers, learn as much as you can about this "Paganism." Let's see if we can turn this to my advantage...
Task: "Make Smithers Research Paganism". The job takes place at Springfield Library and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Mr. Burns Dream About Being a God". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 8 hours.
Mr. Burns - Shouting What have you found, Smithers? Report!
Smithers They're worshipping an eclectic assortment of deities. Loki, Poseidon...
Mr. Burns Poseidon?! We went to boarding school together. Captain of the water polo team, but not very impressive upstairs.
Smithers Uh, the Pagans seem to spend most of their time making offerings to the gods.
Mr. Burns - Diabolical Offerings? I like offerings...
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Mr. Burns Smithers, if these goat men and witchy women are going to worship anyone, I want it to be me.
Mr. Burns - Sad Make a god of me. Is that so much to ask?
Smithers What about a 60 foot statue depicting you as an almighty dispenser of justice?
Mr. Burns - Annoyed Ugh. Justice is really not my bag. But if you think they'll buy it...
Task: "Place The New God Mr. Burns Statue".
Mr. Burns - Angry Smithers? Why don't the people kneel before me?
Smithers - Sad There is, perhaps, a *slight* physical difference between this statue of a muscle-bound Adonis and, uh, you. Sir.
Smithers - Sad I don't think they recognize you.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Mr. Burns We have to transform my body to match this statue, Smithers!
Mr. Burns - Diabolical I must become the awe-inspiring embodiment of physical might!
Smithers - Eye Roll I'll renew your gym subscription and stock up on whey protein...
Mr. Burns - Shouting No gyms! No Schwarzenegger-ian Ferrigno, I.
Mr. Burns Find another way...
Task: "Make Smithers Order a Custom Muscle Suit Online". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Mr. Burns Wait Impatiently in His Office". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
Mr. Burns - Happy Is the muscle suit here? Let me see it, man!
Smithers Not yet, sir. The make-up department from BHO's "Game of Chairs" is hard at work.
Smithers In related news, there's a rumor online that you've been cast as the Ice Zombie King for Season 7.
Mr. Burns - Annoyed Bah! I don't watch the show. I'm books-only.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on New God Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Smithers - Excited Good news sir, we've received your muscle suit!
New God Mr. Burns - Surprised Oof! *wheeze* This thing weighs *wheeze* a ton!
New God Mr. Burns - Surprised Tell me *wheeze* Smith-- *wheeze* --ers, am I the very picture *wheeze* of robust *wheeze-wheeze* might?
Smithers - Sad Uhhhh...
Task: "Make New God Mr. Burns Show Off the Guns". The job takes 4 hours.
New God Mr. Burns - Surprised I don't understand *wheeze*. Why are *gasp* people not *wheeze-cough* awed by me?
Smithers - Sad I am deeply sorry sir.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on New God Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
New God Mr. Burns - Annoyed Smithers, you will make me a god, or I'll have your hide!
Smithers - Excited Well, sir, you're already a god to me...
New God Mr. Burns - Annoyed ...
Smithers - Sad I'll get to work.
Task: "Make New God Mr. Burns Check Himself Out". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Smithers Think of a Plan B". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 8 hours.
Smithers Sir, I have an idea!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on New God Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
Smithers We want to impress the people so much that they worship you, right?
Smithers Then we must give them... spectacle! Hollywood-quality special effects! Pyrotechnics!
Smithers - Excited A production worthy of Hollywood's Golden Age!
New God Mr. Burns You mean now? Because I consider this to be Hollywood's Golden Age.
New God Mr. Burns Seriously, did you SEE "Zoolander 2?" Pure movie magic.
Task: "Make New God Mr. Burns Put On a Show". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 12 hours.
New God Mr. Burns - Melting Arrgh...
Smithers - Surprised Sir? Sir! Are you alright?
New God Mr. Burns - Dead God...is...dead.
Smithers - Sad Don't die on me, sir. Please don't die.
Mr. Burns - Annoyed I'm only being dramatic, you nitwit. I'm naturally flame-retardant. Benefits of petrifyingly-advanced old age.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to the film Bruce Almighty.