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The '''Squishee''' (sometimes spelled Squishy or Squishie) is a frozen drink sold at the [[Kwik-E-Mart]].
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|produced = [[Kwik-E-Mart]]
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The '''Squishee''' (sometimes spelled Squishy or Squishie) is a frozen drink, supposedly unhealthy, sold at the [[Kwik-E-Mart]].
  
 
== General Information ==
 
== General Information ==
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Squishees are reputed to be dangerous to health, allgedly containing no natural ingredients, not even pure water. They have been described as "a thick, gloopy, tooth-rotting mixture of crushed ice and syrup."
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[[File:Syrup Squishee.png|175px|thumb|left|[[Milhouse]] holding a pure syrup Squishee.]]Squishees are reputed to be dangerous to health, allegedly containing no natural ingredients, not even pure water. They have been described as "a thick, gloopy, tooth-rotting mixture of crushed ice and syrup". One customer, [[Nelson Muntz]], even once had an out-of-body experience from drinking a Squishee.<ref>"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"</ref>
  
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Squishee syrup comes in a variety of flavors (listed below). Consistent with the Squishee's general unhealthfulness, Squishee flavorings can cause hallucinations if ingested in sufficient quantities<ref name="[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]">[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]</ref>.
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[[File:Apu Serves Squishee.png|175px|thumb|left|[[Apu]] serves a Squishee.]]Squishee syrup comes in a variety of flavors (listed below). Consistent with the Squishee's general unhealthfulness, Squishee flavorings can cause hallucinations if ingested in sufficient quantities.<ref name="Scoutz">"[[Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood]]"</ref>
  
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[[Apu]] once had the Squishee machine at the Kwik-E-Mart replaced with one for a similar drink called the "[[Smooshie]]," which came in flavors such as "shopping bag" and "dog fur." The Smooshie did not go over well with Apu's customers, and the Squishee quickly returned<ref name="[[The Sweetest Apu]]">[[The Sweetest Apu]]</ref>.
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[[Apu]] once had the Squishee machine at the Kwik-E-Mart replaced with one for a similar drink called the "[[Smooshie]]", which came in flavors such as "shopping bag" and "dog fur". Apu made the change after he had a fling with the Squishee syrup delivery woman, and chose the Smooshie because its deliveryman was an ugly hobo and therefore wouldn't tempt Apu into being unfaithful to [[Manjula]] again. The Smooshie did not go over well with Apu's customers, however, and the Squishee quickly returned.<ref name="[[The Sweetest Apu]]">"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"</ref>
  
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It is possible, but difficult, to make a Squishee entirely of syrup. The syrup level has to be adjusted from "Recommended Dosage" past "Unhealthy Dosage" to "Experimental," and there is a risk of damaging the machine in the process. Also, in an all-syrup form, the Squishee cannot be drunk through a straw and is decidedly hallucinogenic<ref name="[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]">[[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]</ref>.
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[[File:All Syrup Squishee.png|thumb|right|250px|[[Apu]] struggles to make an all-syrup Squishee.]]
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It is possible, but difficult, to make a Squishee entirely of syrup. The syrup level has to be adjusted from "Recommended Dosage" past "Unhealthy Dosage" to "Experimental", and there is a risk of damaging the machine in the process. Also, in an all-syrup form, the Squishee cannot be drunk through a straw and is decidedly hallucinogenic.<ref name="Scoutz"/>
  
 
== Flavors ==
 
== Flavors ==
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*Blue
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*Original<ref name="1x08">"[[The Telltale Head]]"</ref>
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*Red
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*Cherry<ref name="1x08"/>
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*Blue<ref name="7G05">"[[Bart the General]]"</ref>
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*Red<ref name="7G05"/><ref name="9F09">"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"</ref>
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*Blueberry<ref>"[[Flaming Moe's]]"</ref>
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*Green<ref name="9F09"/>
 
*Lime green
 
*Lime green
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*Chutney
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*Chutney<ref>"[[The Otto Show]]"</ref>
 
*Wheatgrass
 
*Wheatgrass
 
*Champagne
 
*Champagne
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*Twenty-One Syrup Salute<ref name="[[The Sweetest Apu]]">[[The Sweetest Apu]]</ref>
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*Twenty-One Syrup Salute<ref name="[[The Sweetest Apu]]">"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"</ref>
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*Jalapeño Mocha<ref>''[[The Homer Show]]''</ref>
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*Mocha Squishee Latte<ref name="FR">''[[Free Range]]''</ref>
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*Squishee-ccino<ref name="FR"/>
 
*Chinese New Year
 
*Chinese New Year
 
*Plum
 
*Plum
 
*Raita
 
*Raita
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*Squish of Death - black in color, causes spontaneous vomiting
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*Squish of Death - black in color, causes spontaneous vomiting (sold in a Quwik-E-Mart on the wrong side of the tracks and is just Blue, Red, and Lime green mixed together)
 
*Hi-Protein Beef
 
*Hi-Protein Beef
 
*X-Mas Red
 
*X-Mas Red
 
*X-Mas Green
 
*X-Mas Green
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*Blue cleaning agent
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*Shrek Berry Blast
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== Non-canon ==
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{{Noncanon}}
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=== The Simpsons: Tapped Out ===
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{{TranscludeSection|The Simpsons: Tapped Out decorations/Food and drink|Squishee}}
  
 
== Behind the Laughter ==
 
== Behind the Laughter ==
 
[[File:A Real Squishee Bender.jpg|200px|thumb|A Real Squishee machine]]  
 
[[File:A Real Squishee Bender.jpg|200px|thumb|A Real Squishee machine]]  
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The Squishee is a parody of the [[wikipedia:Slurpee|Slurpee]] sold by [[wikipedia:7-Eleven|7-Eleven]].
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*The Squishee is a parody of frozen drinks such as the {{W|Slurpee}} sold by {{W|7-Eleven}}, as well as the {{W|Icee}} and the {{W|Slush Puppie}}.
  
 
== Appearances ==
 
== Appearances ==
 
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*{{ep|Bart the General}}
 
*{{ep|The Telltale Head}}
 
*{{ep|The Telltale Head}}
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*{{ep|Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment|(machine)}}
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*{{ep|Three Men and a Comic Book|(machine)}}
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*{{ep|Stark Raving Dad|(machine)}}
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*{{ep|Lisa's Pony|(machine)}}
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*{{ep|Bart the Lover|(machine)}}
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*{{ep|Dog of Death|(machine)}}
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*{{ep|The Otto Show}}
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*{{ep|Homer the Heretic|(machine)}}
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*{{ep|Lisa the Beauty Queen|(machine)}}
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*{{ep|New Kid on the Block|(machine)}}
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*{{ep|Mr. Plow|(machine)}}
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*{{ep|Homer's Triple Bypass|(machine)}}
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*{{ep|Whacking Day}}
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*{{ep|Marge in Chains|(machine)}}
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*{{ep|Homer's Barbershop Quartet|(machine, flashback)}}
 
*{{ep|Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood}}
 
*{{ep|Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood}}
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*{{ep|Lady Bouvier's Lover}}
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*{{ep|All Singing, All Dancing}}
 
*{{ep|The Sweetest Apu}}
 
*{{ep|The Sweetest Apu}}
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*{{ep|Blazed and Confused}}
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*{{ep|Covercraft}}
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*{{ep|I Won't Be Home for Christmas}}
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*{{ep|From Russia Without Love|(picture)}}
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*{{ep|Livin La Pura Vida|(logo)}}
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*{{spec|Join The Simpsons at the Daytona 500|(logo, billboard)}}
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*{{spec|Homer from the Green Room at San Diego Comic-Con 2016}}
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*{{bon|Kwik-E-Mart Holiday Savings Circular}}
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*{{bon|The Homer Show}}
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*{{bon|Free Range}}
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*{{game|The Simpsons Skateboarding|(advertisement)}}
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*{{merch|Simpsons Mania! (Inkworks)|pipe=yes|3=Simpsons Mania!}}
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}}
  
 
== References ==
 
== References ==
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{{Reflist}}
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[[Category:Parodies]]
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[[Category:Food and drinks]]
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{{Drinks|other=yes}}
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[[Category:Products]]
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{{Tapped Out decorations|misc=yes}}

Latest revision as of 18:11, October 30, 2024

Squishee
Squishee.png
Food/Drink Information
Produced by: Kwik-E-Mart
Type: Frozen Drink
Town: Springfield
First appearance: "The Telltale Head"


The Squishee (sometimes spelled Squishy or Squishie) is a frozen drink, supposedly unhealthy, sold at the Kwik-E-Mart.

General Information[edit]

Milhouse holding a pure syrup Squishee.
Squishees are reputed to be dangerous to health, allegedly containing no natural ingredients, not even pure water. They have been described as "a thick, gloopy, tooth-rotting mixture of crushed ice and syrup". One customer, Nelson Muntz, even once had an out-of-body experience from drinking a Squishee.[1]
Apu serves a Squishee.
Squishee syrup comes in a variety of flavors (listed below). Consistent with the Squishee's general unhealthfulness, Squishee flavorings can cause hallucinations if ingested in sufficient quantities.[2]

Apu once had the Squishee machine at the Kwik-E-Mart replaced with one for a similar drink called the "Smooshie", which came in flavors such as "shopping bag" and "dog fur". Apu made the change after he had a fling with the Squishee syrup delivery woman, and chose the Smooshie because its deliveryman was an ugly hobo and therefore wouldn't tempt Apu into being unfaithful to Manjula again. The Smooshie did not go over well with Apu's customers, however, and the Squishee quickly returned.[3]

Apu struggles to make an all-syrup Squishee.

It is possible, but difficult, to make a Squishee entirely of syrup. The syrup level has to be adjusted from "Recommended Dosage" past "Unhealthy Dosage" to "Experimental", and there is a risk of damaging the machine in the process. Also, in an all-syrup form, the Squishee cannot be drunk through a straw and is decidedly hallucinogenic.[2]

Flavors[edit]

  • Original[4]
  • Cherry[4]
  • Blue[5]
  • Red[5][6]
  • Blueberry[7]
  • Green[6]
  • Lime green
  • Chutney[8]
  • Wheatgrass
  • Champagne
  • Twenty-One Syrup Salute[3]
  • Jalapeño Mocha[9]
  • Mocha Squishee Latte[10]
  • Squishee-ccino[10]
  • Chinese New Year
  • Plum
  • Raita
  • Squish of Death - black in color, causes spontaneous vomiting (sold in a Quwik-E-Mart on the wrong side of the tracks and is just Blue, Red, and Lime green mixed together)
  • Hi-Protein Beef
  • X-Mas Red
  • X-Mas Green
  • Blue cleaning agent
  • Shrek Berry Blast

Non-canon[edit]

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The Simpsons: Tapped Out[edit]

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Behind the Laughter[edit]

A Real Squishee machine

Appearances[edit]

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References[edit]

  1. ↑ "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
  2. ↑ 2.0 2.1 "Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood"
  3. ↑ 3.0 3.1 "The Sweetest Apu"
  4. ↑ 4.0 4.1 "The Telltale Head"
  5. ↑ 5.0 5.1 "Bart the General"
  6. ↑ 6.0 6.1 "Homer's Triple Bypass"
  7. ↑ "Flaming Moe's"
  8. ↑ "The Otto Show"
  9. ↑ The Homer Show
  10. ↑ 10.0 10.1 Free Range
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