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| + | |name = Squishee | ||
| + | |image = [[File:Squishee.png|180px]] | ||
| + | |caption = | ||
| + | |produced = [[Kwik-E-Mart]] | ||
| + | |type = Frozen Drink | ||
| + | |town = [[Springfield]] | ||
| + | |appearance = "[[The Telltale Head]]" | ||
| + | }} | ||
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| + | The '''Squishee''' (sometimes spelled Squishy or Squishie) is a frozen drink, supposedly unhealthy, sold at the [[Kwik-E-Mart]]. | ||
== General Information == | == General Information == | ||
| − | Squishees are reputed to be dangerous to health, | + | [[File:Syrup Squishee.png|175px|thumb|left|[[Milhouse]] holding a pure syrup Squishee.]] |
| + | Squishees are reputed to be dangerous to health, allegedly containing no natural ingredients, not even pure water. They have been described as "a thick, gloopy, tooth-rotting mixture of crushed ice and syrup".{{cn}} | ||
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| + | Squishee syrup come in a variety of flavors. Consistent with the Squishee's general unhealthiness, Squishee flavorings could cause hallucinations if ingested in sufficient quantities.<ref name="Scoutz">"[[Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood]]"</ref> | ||
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| + | == History == | ||
| + | [[Nelson Muntz]] once had an out-of-body experience from drinking a Squishee.<ref>"[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"</ref> | ||
| − | Squishee | + | [[File:Apu Serves Squishee.png|175px|thumb|left|[[Apu]] serves a Squishee.]] |
| − | + | [[Apu]] once had the Squishee machine at the Kwik-E-Mart replaced with one for a similar drink called the "[[Smooshie]]," which came in flavors like "shopping bag" and "dog fur." Apu made the switch after a fling with the Squishee syrup delivery woman, choosing the Smooshie because its deliveryman was an unattractive hobo and thus unlikely to tempt Apu into being unfaithful to [[Manjula]] again. However, the Smooshie didn't go over well with Apu's customers, and the Squishee quickly returned.<ref name="[[The Sweetest Apu]]">"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"</ref> | |
| − | It | + | [[File:All Syrup Squishee.png|thumb|right|250px|[[Apu]] struggled to make an all-syrup Squishee.]] |
| + | It was possible, though difficult, to make a Squishee entirely of syrup. The syrup level had to be adjusted from "Recommended Dosage" past "Unhealthy Dosage" to "Experimental," risking damage to the machine. Also, in its all-syrup form, the Squishee couldn't be drunk through a straw and was decidedly hallucinogenic.<ref name="Scoutz"/> | ||
== Flavors == | == Flavors == | ||
| − | *Blue | + | *Original<ref name="1x08">"[[The Telltale Head]]"</ref> |
| − | *Red | + | *Cherry<ref name="1x08"/> |
| + | *Blue<ref name="7G05">"[[Bart the General]]"</ref> | ||
| + | *Red<ref name="7G05"/><ref name="9F09">"[[Homer's Triple Bypass]]"</ref> | ||
| + | *Blueberry<ref>"[[Flaming Moe's]]"</ref> | ||
| + | *Green<ref name="9F09"/> | ||
*Lime green | *Lime green | ||
| − | *Chutney | + | *Chutney<ref>"[[The Otto Show]]"</ref> |
*Wheatgrass | *Wheatgrass | ||
*Champagne | *Champagne | ||
| − | *Twenty-One Syrup Salute<ref>[[The Sweetest Apu]]</ref> | + | *Twenty-One Syrup Salute<ref name="[[The Sweetest Apu]]">"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"</ref> |
| + | *Jalapeño Mocha<ref>''[[The Homer Show]]''</ref> | ||
| + | *Mocha Squishee Latte<ref name="FR">''[[Free Range]]''</ref> | ||
| + | *Squishee-ccino<ref name="FR"/> | ||
*Chinese New Year | *Chinese New Year | ||
*Plum | *Plum | ||
*Raita | *Raita | ||
| − | *Squish of Death - black | + | *Squish of Death - black in color, causes spontaneous vomiting (sold in a Quwik-E-Mart on the wrong side of the tracks and is just Blue, Red, and Lime green mixed together) |
*Hi-Protein Beef | *Hi-Protein Beef | ||
*X-Mas Red | *X-Mas Red | ||
*X-Mas Green | *X-Mas Green | ||
| − | ==Behind the Laughter== | + | *Blue cleaning agent |
| − | The Squishee is a parody of the | + | *Shrek Berry Blast |
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| + | == Non-canon == | ||
| + | {{Noncanon}} | ||
| + | === The Simpsons: Tapped Out === | ||
| + | {{TranscludeSection|The Simpsons: Tapped Out decorations/Food and drink|Squishee}} | ||
| + | |||
| + | == Behind the Laughter == | ||
| + | [[File:A Real Squishee Bender.jpg|200px|thumb|A Real Squishee machine]] | ||
| + | *The Squishee is a parody of frozen drinks such as the {{W|Slurpee}} sold by {{W|7-Eleven}}, as well as the {{W|Icee}} and the {{W|Slush Puppie}}. | ||
== Appearances == | == Appearances == | ||
{{Incomplete}} | {{Incomplete}} | ||
| + | {{Scroll| | ||
| + | *{{ep|Bart the General}} | ||
*{{ep|The Telltale Head}} | *{{ep|The Telltale Head}} | ||
| + | *{{ep|Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment|(machine)}} | ||
| + | *{{ep|Three Men and a Comic Book|(machine)}} | ||
| + | *{{ep|Stark Raving Dad|(machine)}} | ||
| + | *{{ep|Lisa's Pony|(machine)}} | ||
| + | *{{ep|Bart the Lover|(machine)}} | ||
| + | *{{ep|Dog of Death|(machine)}} | ||
| + | *{{ep|The Otto Show}} | ||
| + | *{{ep|Homer the Heretic|(machine)}} | ||
| + | *{{ep|Lisa the Beauty Queen|(machine)}} | ||
| + | *{{ep|New Kid on the Block|(machine)}} | ||
| + | *{{ep|Mr. Plow|(machine)}} | ||
| + | *{{ep|Homer's Triple Bypass|(machine)}} | ||
| + | *{{ep|Whacking Day}} | ||
| + | *{{ep|Marge in Chains|(machine)}} | ||
| + | *{{ep|Homer's Barbershop Quartet|(machine, flashback)}} | ||
| + | *{{ep|Rosebud|(machine)}} | ||
| + | *{{ep|Marge on the Lam|(machine)}} | ||
*{{ep|Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood}} | *{{ep|Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood}} | ||
| + | *{{ep|Lady Bouvier's Lover}} | ||
| + | *{{ep|All Singing, All Dancing}} | ||
*{{ep|The Sweetest Apu}} | *{{ep|The Sweetest Apu}} | ||
| + | *{{ep|Blazed and Confused}} | ||
| + | *{{ep|Covercraft}} | ||
| + | *{{ep|I Won't Be Home for Christmas}} | ||
| + | *{{ep|From Russia Without Love|(picture)}} | ||
| + | *{{ep|Livin La Pura Vida|(logo)}} | ||
| + | *{{spec|Join The Simpsons at the Daytona 500|(logo, billboard)}} | ||
| + | *{{spec|Homer from the Green Room at San Diego Comic-Con 2016}} | ||
| + | *{{bon|Kwik-E-Mart Holiday Savings Circular}} | ||
| + | *{{bon|The Homer Show}} | ||
| + | *{{bon|Free Range}} | ||
| + | *{{game|The Simpsons Skateboarding|(advertisement)}} | ||
| + | *{{merch|Simpsons Mania! (Inkworks)|pipe=yes|3=Simpsons Mania!}} | ||
| + | }} | ||
== References == | == References == | ||
| − | + | {{Reflist}} | |
| − | + | ||
| − | + | {{Drinks|other=yes}} | |
| − | + | {{Tapped Out decorations|misc=yes}} | |
Latest revision as of 17:11, November 13, 2024
Squishee
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Food/Drink Information
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The Squishee (sometimes spelled Squishy or Squishie) is a frozen drink, supposedly unhealthy, sold at the Kwik-E-Mart.
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General Information[edit]
Milhouse holding a pure syrup Squishee.
Squishees are reputed to be dangerous to health, allegedly containing no natural ingredients, not even pure water. They have been described as "a thick, gloopy, tooth-rotting mixture of crushed ice and syrup".[citation needed]
Squishee syrup come in a variety of flavors. Consistent with the Squishee's general unhealthiness, Squishee flavorings could cause hallucinations if ingested in sufficient quantities.[1]
History[edit]
Nelson Muntz once had an out-of-body experience from drinking a Squishee.[2]
Apu serves a Squishee.
Apu once had the Squishee machine at the Kwik-E-Mart replaced with one for a similar drink called the "Smooshie," which came in flavors like "shopping bag" and "dog fur." Apu made the switch after a fling with the Squishee syrup delivery woman, choosing the Smooshie because its deliveryman was an unattractive hobo and thus unlikely to tempt Apu into being unfaithful to Manjula again. However, the Smooshie didn't go over well with Apu's customers, and the Squishee quickly returned.[3]
Apu struggled to make an all-syrup Squishee.
It was possible, though difficult, to make a Squishee entirely of syrup. The syrup level had to be adjusted from "Recommended Dosage" past "Unhealthy Dosage" to "Experimental," risking damage to the machine. Also, in its all-syrup form, the Squishee couldn't be drunk through a straw and was decidedly hallucinogenic.[1]
Flavors[edit]
- Original[4]
- Cherry[4]
- Blue[5]
- Red[5][6]
- Blueberry[7]
- Green[6]
- Lime green
- Chutney[8]
- Wheatgrass
- Champagne
- Twenty-One Syrup Salute[3]
- Jalapeño Mocha[9]
- Mocha Squishee Latte[10]
- Squishee-ccino[10]
- Chinese New Year
- Plum
- Raita
- Squish of Death - black in color, causes spontaneous vomiting (sold in a Quwik-E-Mart on the wrong side of the tracks and is just Blue, Red, and Lime green mixed together)
- Hi-Protein Beef
- X-Mas Red
- X-Mas Green
- Blue cleaning agent
- Shrek Berry Blast
Non-canon[edit]
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The Simpsons: Tapped Out[edit]
- This section is transcluded from The Simpsons: Tapped Out decorations/Food and drink. To edit it, please edit the transcluded page.
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
- The Squishee is a parody of frozen drinks such as the Slurpee sold by 7-Eleven, as well as the Icee and the Slush Puppie.
Appearances[edit]
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References[edit]
- ↑ 1.0 1.1 "Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood"
- ↑ "Lady Bouvier's Lover"
- ↑ 3.0 3.1 "The Sweetest Apu"
- ↑ 4.0 4.1 "The Telltale Head"
- ↑ 5.0 5.1 "Bart the General"
- ↑ 6.0 6.1 "Homer's Triple Bypass"
- ↑ "Flaming Moe's"
- ↑ "The Otto Show"
- ↑ The Homer Show
- ↑ 10.0 10.1 Free Range
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