• Wikisimpsons has a Discord server! Click here for your invite! Join to talk about the wiki, Simpsons and Tapped Out news, or just to talk to other users.
  • Make an account! It's easy, free, and your work on the wiki can be attributed to you.
  • Welcome to Wikisimpsons!

List of vulgar words

Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
Unfit for consumption.png WARNING!


This page may be unsuitable for some readers due to uncensored content.

Incomplete.png This article or section is incomplete.


Please improve the article, or discuss the issue on the talk page.

This is a list of vulgar words in The Simpsons.

Words[edit]

Word Number of times heard/seen First heard
Bastard 31 "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
Bitch 24 "Bart's Dog Gets an "F""
Bitches 2 "The Fool Monty"
Bitchin' 7 "Treehouse of Horror"
Bloody 3 "Bart's Dog Gets an "F""
Frickin' 2 "Homer and Apu"
Piss 2 "Homer the Vigilante"
Pissed 1 "Special Edna"
Shite 1 "Fraudcast News"
Skank 4 "Take My Wife, Sleaze"
Wank 3 "I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can"
Wanker 3 "Trash of the Titans"
Wanking 1 "I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can"

Speech[edit]

Season 2[edit]

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Treehouse of Horror" Bart Simpson Bitchin' "Bitchin'!" [as the Evil House implodes]
"Bart vs. Thanksgiving" "Bitchin'!" [as Lisa's model burns]
"Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?" Bastard "So, any idea where this bastard lives?"
"Bastard bastard, bastard bastard, bastard bastard, bastard bastard bastard!"
Homer Simpson "Holy moly, the bastard's rich!"
"Bart's Dog Gets an "F"" Emily Winthrop Bloody "Stuff and nonsense taught by charlatans and learned by bloody twits!"
"PULL THE BLOODY CHAIN, BOY!"
Bitch "You son of a bitch!"

Season 3[edit]

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Bart the Lover" Homer Simpson Various None heard fully, though there were four instances when Homer had to use the Swear Jar

Season 4[edit]

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"A Streetcar Named Marge" Bart Simpson Bitch "He's such a bitch!"
"Marge in Chains" Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Bitch "No offense, but we're putting that bitch on ice."

Season 5[edit]

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Rosebud" C. J. Ramone Bastard "Go to hell, you old bastard!"
"Homer Goes to College" Homer Simpson "Those bastards."
"Treehouse of Horror IV" "Bastard! He's always one step ahead!
"The Last Temptation of Homer" Man "Thanks for poisoning the planet, bastard!"
"Homer and Apu" James Woods Frickin' "Why you frickin', no good, mother [bleep] [bleep] cheese!"
"Homer the Vigilante" Grandpa Simpson Piss "We're full of piss and vinegar!"



Season 6[edit]

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Sideshow Bob Roberts" "Sideshow Bob "Bastard" "There! Is that what you want, you smarmy little bastards?"
"Treehouse of Horror V" "Lunchlady Dora "Bitch" "Don't bitch to me, boss man."
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)" Homer Simpson Not fully heard "F-", with the remainder of Homer's sentence cut off by a loud burst of organ music. The word is implied to have been a doozy, as frightened birds flew out of trees, passersby stared in shock at the Simpson home, and Ned Flanders exclaimed, "Dear Lord! That's the loudest profanity I've ever heard!"

Season 7[edit]

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Radioactive Man" Bart Simpson Bitch "George Burns was right. Show business is a hideous bitch goddess.
"Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily" Abraham Simpson Bitch "Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch!
"Bart the Fink" Krusty the Clown Bastard "Tell me where I am now, you bastard!"

Season 9[edit]

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Trash of the Titans" Adam Clayton Wanker "Wankers."
Mr. Burns


Season 10[edit]

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"I'm with Cupid" Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Bitch "Well, well, the bitch is back."

Season 11[edit]

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Take My Wife, Sleaze" Marge Simpson Skank "And when you get a job interview, try not to call your employer a punk or a skank."
Ramrod Skank "Ohh, don't call him skank."
"Missionary: Impossible" Homer Simpson Wanker "If they're not having a go at a bird, they're having a row with a wanker!"
"The Mansion Family" Bastard "Don't shush me, you rich bastard!"

Season 13[edit]

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"I Am Furious (Yellow)" Seamus Bastard "Oh, ow, ya bastard!"
"The Sweetest Apu" Moe Szyslak "Die, ya bastard."

Season 14[edit]

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"I'm Spelling As Fast As I Can" Bart Simpson Wank "Oh, come on, everyone knows the first day of school's a total wank."
Principal Skinner Wank "If by wank you mean educational fun, then stand back, it's wanking time."
Wanking

Season 15[edit]

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Treehouse of Horror XIV" Pizza boy Bastard Aw, you miserable bastard.
"The Regina Monologues" Homer Simpson Bitch See you in Atlanta, bitch!
"Today I Am a Clown" Groundskeeper Willie Bastard He's a wall-eyed, misfit bastard...just like Willie.
"I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot" Ned Flanders Bitchin' "That is one bitchin' bike!"
"Bart-Mangled Banner" Marge Simpson Bitch "I won't have to hear 'suck my such and such' or 'hell this' and 'bitch' that!"
"Fraudcast News" Groundskeeper Willie Shite "Check out the Willie world news. I review the new tractors. They're all shite."

Season 16[edit]

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Mommie Beerest" Moe Szyslak Bitch "Know-it-all bitch." [as he swears under his breath]
"There's Something About Marrying" FOX woman Skank "If you are pitching a show where gold-digging skanks get what's coming to them, press 1."
"The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star" "St. Peter (in Father Sean's story)" Wanker "Sean, you wanker, repent of your wicked ways or sod off."

Season 17[edit]

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"The Girl Who Slept Too Little" Alexander Graham Bell Bitch "Read the patent number, bitch!"
Groundskeeper Willie Bastard "Why don't you do it yourself, you lazy bastard!"
"My Fair Laddy" Coach Krupt Bitch "Bombardment! Life's a bitch, son."
"The Seemingly Never-Ending Story" Mr. Burns Bitch "Dream on, bitch."
"Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife" Charles Heathbar Bitch "He's a real man, not like me, a miserable toad under the thumb of the biggest bitch this side of the Westminster Kennel Club."
"Regarding Margie" Marge Simpson Bitch "I don't want that judgmental bitch in my house!"

Season 18[edit]

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Kill Gil, Volumes I & II" Homer Simpson Bastard "Give back that holiday cheer, you bastard!"

Season 19[edit]

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Husbands and Knives" Alan Moore Bloody "Have you seen what those bloody corporations do?"
"Love, Springfield Style" Homer Simpson Bitch "You're pretty feisty for an upper-class bitch."

Season 20[edit]

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Wedding for Disaster" Homer Simpson Bastard Why you little bastard!

Season 21[edit]

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"American History X-cellent" Mr. Burns Bastard "I had a little left between my toes. It quickly multiplied, and now I'm a bigger bastard than ever."
"To Surveil with Love" Megan Bitchin' "Let's get a bitchin' new perm on Daddy's credit card!"
"Moe Letter Blues" Reverend Lovejoy Bitch "Way to bitch up the conversation, Helen."
"Judge Me Tender" Ralph Wiggum Unknown Ralph lets off a stream of supposed swear words which are edited out with bleeps.

Season 22[edit]

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"The Fool Monty" Chazz Busby Bitches "Dance, you sons of bitches!"

Season 23[edit]

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"The Falcon and the D'ohman" Wayne Slater Bastard "Die, you fascist bastard!"
"Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts" Jimbo Jones Bitches "You're in my coalmine now, bitches."
"Treehouse of Horror XXII" Bart Simpson (as a Rigellian) Bitchin' "Woah-ho-ho-ho! Check out this bitchin' bod'!"
Rigellian taxi driver Bastard "Suit yourself, you one-eyed bastard."
"Replaceable You" Howard, Jr. Frickin' "If we don't have a frickin' funeral soon, people, you can say goodbye to Howard's Flowers!"
"The Ten-Per-Cent Solution" Krusty the Clown Bitch "If a woman does it, she's a bitch."
"The Daughter Also Rises" Man driving car Bastard "Lucky bastard!"
"How I Wet Your Mother" Homer Simpson Bitch "Karma's a bitch, karma!"
"Beware My Cheating Bart" Lenny Wank "So you don't know that season 5 was a complete wank?"
"Lisa Goes Gaga" Lady Gaga Bitchin' [singing] "Monsters don't need implants or a bitchin' monster car!"
Bastard "Little bastards!"

Season 24[edit]

Episode name Character Word Sentence
Dark Knight Court Bart Simpson Frickin' "It's so frickin' boring."

Season 26[edit]

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Clown in the Dumps" Krusty the Clown Skank "I say this with love, you disrespectful skank."

Season 27[edit]

Episode name Character Word Sentence
Puffless Homer Simpson Bitchin' "Because, face it, Marge, your family doesn't like me. Never did, not even when I had hair and a future and a bitchin' Pontiac GTO."
Much Apu About Something Jay Nahasapeemapetilon Bitch "I just bitch-slapped your Kwik-E-Mart into the 21st century."

Season 28[edit]

Episode name Character Word Sentence
Looking for Mr. Goodbart Bart Simpson Piss "Wait, that's okay to say? Taking the piss! Taking the piss! Taking the piss! Taking the piss! Taking the piss!"

Season 29[edit]

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Homer Is Where the Art Isn't" Megan Matheson Bitch "You smug son of a bitch!"
"3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage" Homer Simpson Bitch "And baby Bart was the worst son of a bitch you could imagine."



Games[edit]

The Simpsons Game[edit]

Level name Character Word Sentence
Bargain Bin Will Wright Bitch "I'm Will Wright, bitch!"

Others[edit]

Word Name Episode name Image
Bastard Li'l Bastard Clock-Tampering Kit "The Boy Who Knew Too Much" Lil Bastard Clock-Tampering Kit.png
Springfield Civic Center marquee "The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons" Springfield Civic Center.png
Lil' Bastard Mischief Kit "The Joy of Sect"
Lil' Bastard Brainwashing Kit
Bitch Nouveau Bitch "The D'oh-cial Network" Nouveau Bitch, Cold Navy, Markups & Spender, Nothing Under A Thousand.png
Pissed First Church of Springfield marquee "Special Edna" Special Edna Marquee.png