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This is a '''list of vulgar words''' in ''[[The Simpsons]]''.
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== Words ==
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{{TH|Word}}
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{{TH|Number of times heard/seen}}
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{{TH|First heard}}
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{{TBT|Bastard}}
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{{TB|37}}
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{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}}
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{{TBT|Bitch}}
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{{TB|29}}
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{{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}}
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{{TBT|Bitches}}
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{{TB|3}}
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{{TB|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}}
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{{TBT|Bitchin'}}
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{{TB|7}}
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{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror]]"}}
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{{TBT|Bloody}}
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{{TB|3}}
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{{TB|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"}}
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{{TBT|Frickin'}}
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{{TB|2}}
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{{TB|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}}
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{{TBT|Piss}}
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{{TB|9}}
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{{TB|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}}
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{{TBT|Pissed}}
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{{TB|8}}
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{{TB|"[[Homerpalooza]]"}}
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{{TBT|Shite}}
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{{TB|1}}
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{{TB|"[[Fraudcast News]]"}}
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{{TBT|Skank}}
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{{TB|6}}
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{{TB|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"}}
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{{TBT|Slut}}
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{{TB|4}}
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{{TB|"[[Bart Star]]"}}
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{{TBT|Wank}}
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{{TB|3}}
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{{TB|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"}}
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{{TBT|Wanker}}
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{{TB|4}}
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{{TB|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"}}
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{{TBT|Wanking}}
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{{TB|1}}
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{{TB|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"}}
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{{TBT|Whore}}
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{{TB|9}}
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{{TB|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
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{{TBT|Whores}}
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{{TB|3}}
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{{TB|"[[The Way We Was]]"}}
 
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:''[Feather gracefully falls down, coming in to view of [[Homer Simpson|Homer]] sitting on a park bench holding a box of chocolates, mimicking ''Forest Gump''. It falls in front of Homer, mesmerizing him, but then stabs him in the eye, making him scream. He pulls it out and let's it float away, but comes back and stabs him in the other eye, making him grab it and throw it to the ground. [[Clancy Wiggum|Chief Wiggum]] walks over and Homer opens his chocolates.]''
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== Speech ==
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=== [[Season 2]] ===
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{{Table|
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{{TH|Episode name|width=300px}}
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{{TH|Character|width=200px}}
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{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
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{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
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{{TRsT|"[[Treehouse of Horror]]"}}
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{{TRs|[[Bart Simpson]]|3}}
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{{TRs|Bitchin'|3}}
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{{TB|"'''Bitchin''''!" ''[as the [[Evil House]] implodes]''}}
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{{TRsT|"[[Bart vs. Thanksgiving]]"}}
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{{TB|"'''Bitchin''''!" ''[as [[Lisa]]'s model burns]''}}
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{{TRsT|"[[Bart the Daredevil]]"}}
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{{TB|"'''Bitchin''''!" ''[as [[Lance Murdock]] gets attacked by a lion underwater]''}}
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{{TBT|"[[The Way We Was]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Jacqueline Bouvier]]}}
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{{TB|Whores}}
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{{TB|"Ladies pinch, '''whores''' use rouge."}}
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{{TRsT|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"|3}}
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{{TRs|[[Bart Simpson]]|2}}
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{{TRs|Bastard|3}}
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{{TB|"So, any idea where this '''bastard''' lives?"}}
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{{TBT|"'''Bastard''' '''bastard''', '''bastard''' '''bastard''', '''bastard''' '''bastard''', '''bastard''' '''bastard''' '''bastard'''!"}}
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{{TBT|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
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{{TB|"Holy moly, the '''bastard'''<nowiki>'</nowiki>s rich!"}}
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{{TRsT|"[[Bart's Dog Gets an "F"]]"|3}}
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{{TRs|[[Emily Winthrop]]|3}}
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{{TRs|Bloody|2}}
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{{TB|"Stuff and nonsense taught by charlatans and learned by '''bloody''' twits!"}}
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{{TBT|"PULL THE '''BLOODY''' CHAIN, BOY!"}}
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{{TBT|Bitch}}
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{{TB|"You son of a '''bitch'''!"}}
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}}
  
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'''Homer Simpson''': Want a chocolate?
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=== [[Season 3]] ===
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{{Table|
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{{TH|Episode name|width=300px}}
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{{TH|Character|width=200px}}
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{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
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{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
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{{TBT|"[[Homer Defined]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Otto Mann]]}}
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{{TB|Bitchin'}}
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{{TB|"Oh, and by the way, I'd like to say thanks and applause applause to birthday boy Milhouse for his totally '''bitchin'''' party on Saturday!"}}
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{{TBT|"[[Bart the Lover]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
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{{TB|''Various''}}
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{{TB|''None heard fully, though there were four instances when Homer had to use the Swear Jar''}}
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}}
  
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'''Chief Wiggum''': Hold it right there, Forrest Klump. This town has laws against impersonating movie characters.
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=== [[Season 4]] ===
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{{Table|
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{{TH|Episode name|width=300px}}
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{{TH|Character|width=200px}}
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{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
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{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
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{{TRsT|"[[A Streetcar Named Marge]]"|2}}
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{{TB|[[Bart Simpson]]}}
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{{TB|Bitch}}
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{{TB|"He's such a '''bitch'''!"}}
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{{TBT|Chorus}}
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{{TB|Whores}}
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{{TB|"New Orle-ans! Home of pirates, drunks and '''whores'''!"}}
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{{TBT|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon]]}}
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{{TB|Bitch}}
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{{TB|"No offense, but we're putting that '''bitch''' on ice."}}
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}}
  
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'''[[Moe Syzslak]]''': ''[dressed as Austin Powers]'' Oh, behave!
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=== [[Season 5]] ===
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{{Table|
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{{TH|Episode name|width=300px}}
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{{TH|Character|width=200px}}
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{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
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{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
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{{TBT|"[[Rosebud]]"}}
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{{TB|[[C. J. Ramone]]}}
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{{TRs|Bastard|4}}
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{{TB|"Go to hell, you old '''bastard'''!"}}
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{{TBT|"[[Homer Goes to College]]"}}
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{{TRs|[[Homer Simpson]]|2}}
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{{TB|"Those '''bastard'''s."}}
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{{TBT|"[[Treehouse of Horror IV]]"}}
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{{TB|"'''Bastard'''! He's always one step ahead!}}
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{{TBT|"[[The Last Temptation of Homer]]"}}
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{{TB|Man}}
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{{TB|"Thanks for poisoning the planet, '''bastard'''!"}}
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{{TBT|"[[Homer and Apu]]"}}
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{{TB|{{Ch|James Woods}}}}
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{{TB|Frickin'}}
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{{TB|"Why you damn, '''frickin<nowiki>'</nowiki>''', no good, mother ''[bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep]'' cheese!"}}
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{{TBT|"[[Homer the Vigilante]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Grampa Simpson]]}}
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{{TB|Piss}}
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{{TB|"I'm full of '''piss''' and vinegar!"}}
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}}
  
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:''[Moe is taken to the back of a police truck by [[Eddie]] and [[Lou]]. [[Julius Hibbert|Dr. Hibbert]] is there.]''
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=== [[Season 6]] ===
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{{Table|
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{{TH|Episode name|width=300px}}
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{{TH|Character|width=200px}}
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{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
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{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
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{{TBT|"[[Sideshow Bob Roberts]]"}}
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{{TB|"[[Sideshow Bob]]}}
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{{TB|Bastard}}
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{{TB|"There! Is that what you want, you smarmy little '''bastard'''s?"}}
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{{TBT|"[[Treehouse of Horror V]]"}}
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{{TB|"[[Lunchlady Dora]]}}
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{{TB|Bitch}}
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{{TB|"Don't '''bitch''' to me, boss man."}}
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{{TBT|"[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]"}}
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{{TB|"[[Bart Simpson]]}}
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{{TB|Bitch}}
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{{TB|"Aw. Me and Santa's Little Helper used to be a team, but he never wants to play anymore since his '''bitch''' moved in."}}
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{{TBT|"[[Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)]]"}}
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{{TB|"[[Homer Simpson]]}}
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{{TB|''Not fully heard''}}
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{{TB|"F-", with the remainder of Homer's sentence cut off by a loud burst of organ music. The word is implied to have been a doozy, as frightened birds flew out of trees, passersby stared in shock at [[742 Evergreen Terrace|the Simpson home]], and [[Ned Flanders]] exclaimed, "Dear Lord! That's the loudest profanity I've ever heard!"}}
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}}
  
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'''Dr. Hibbert''': Luke, I am your father. ''[laughs]''
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=== [[Season 7]] ===
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{{Table|
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{{TH|Episode name|width=300px}}
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{{TH|Character|width=200px}}
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{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
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{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
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{{TBT|"[[Radioactive Man]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Bart Simpson]]}}
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{{TB|Bitch}}
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{{TB|"George Burns was right. Show business is a hideous '''bitch''' goddess."}}
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{{TBT|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Abraham Simpson]]}}
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{{TB|Bitch}}
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{{TB|"Oh, '''bitch''', '''bitch''', '''bitch'''!"}}
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{{TRsT|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"|2}}
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{{TB|[[Moe Szyslak]]}}
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{{TRs|Frickin'|2|}}
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{{TB|"Oh, your teeth hurt, huh? Your teeth hurt, well that's too '''frickin<nowiki>'</nowiki>''' bad, you hear me?! I'll tell you where you can put your '''frickin<nowiki>'</nowiki>''' soda too!"}}
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{{TBT|[[Todd Flanders]]}}
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{{TB|"Ow, my '''frickin<nowiki>'</nowiki>''' ears!"}}
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{{TBT|"[[Bart the Fink]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Krusty the Clown]]}}
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{{TB|Bastard}}
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{{TB|"Tell me where you are now, you '''bastard'''!"}}
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{{TRsT|"[[Homerpalooza]]"|2}}
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{{TB|Hullabalooza Employee}}
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{{TRs|Pissed|2|}}
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{{TB|"There goes Peter Frampton's big yard sale. He's gonna be '''pissed''' off."}}
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{{TBT|[[Peter Frampton (character)]]}}
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{{TB|"You're damn right I'm gonna be '''pissed''' off. I bought that pig at Pink Floyd's yard sale."}}
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}}
  
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'''Moe''': Shagadelic.
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=== [[Season 8]] ===
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{{Table|
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{{TH|Episode name|width=300px}}
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{{TH|Character|width=200px}}
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{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
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{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
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{{TBT|"[[Mountain of Madness]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Mr. Burns]]}}
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{{TB|Bloody}}
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{{TB|"Not '''bloody''' likely."}}
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{{TBT|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}
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{{TB|[[June Bellamy]]}}
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{{TB|Bastard}}
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{{TB|"Cheap '''bastard'''s."}}
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}}
  
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'''Chief Wiggum''': What are you doing here, anyway?
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=== [[Season 9]] ===
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{{Table|
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{{TH|Episode name|width=300px}}
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{{TH|Character|width=200px}}
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{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
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{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
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{{TRsT|"[[Bart Star]]"|2}}
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{{TRs|Cat Fight Woman #2|2}}
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{{TRs|Slut}}
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{{TRs|"'''Slut'''!"}}
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{{TRsT|Skank}}
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{{TRs|"'''Skank'''! '''Skank'''! '''Skank'''!"}}
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{{TRsT|"[[Trash of the Titans]]"|3}}
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{{TB|{{Ch|Adam Clayton}}}}
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{{TRs|Wanker|2}}
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{{TRs|"'''Wanker'''s."|2}}
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{{TRsT|[[Mr. Burns]]}}
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{{TBT|{{Ch|Bono}}}}
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{{TB|Bloody}}
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{{TB|"What the '''bloody''' hell?"}}
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}}
  
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'''Homer''': Waiting for my wife. She has a surprise for me.
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=== [[Season 10]] ===
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{{TH|Episode name|width=300px}}
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{{TH|Character|width=200px}}
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{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
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{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
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{{TBT|"[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Marge Simpson]]}}
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{{TB|Whore}}
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{{TB|"Homer, you've got it set on '''whore'''."}}
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{{TBT|"[[I'm with Cupid]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Apu Nahasapeemapetilon]]}}
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{{TB|Bitch}}
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{{TB|"Well, well, the '''bitch''' is back."}}
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}}
  
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'''Chief Wiggum''': Hey hey hey, I didn't ask for your life story.
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=== [[Season 11]] ===
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{{TH|Episode name|width=300px}}
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{{TH|Character|width=200px}}
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{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
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{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
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{{TRsT|"[[Take My Wife, Sleaze]]"|2}}
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{{TB|[[Marge Simpson]]}}
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{{TRs|Skank|2}}
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{{TB|"And when you get a job interview, try not to call your employer a punk or a '''skank'''."}}
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{{TBT|[[Ramrod]]}}
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{{TB|"Ohh, don't call him '''skank'''."}}
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{{TBT|"[[The Mansion Family]]"}}
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{{TRs|[[Homer Simpson]]|2}}
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{{TB|Bastard}}
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{{TB|"Don't shush me, you rich '''bastard'''!"}}
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{{TBT|"[[Missionary: Impossible]]"}}
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{{TB|Wanker}}
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{{TB|"If they're not having a go at a bird, they're having a row with a '''wanker'''!"}}
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{{TBT|"[[Last Tap Dance in Springfield]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Vicki Valentine]]}}
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{{TB|Pissed}}
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{{TB|"Self-dancing shoes? I'm ever so '''pissed'''."}}
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}}
  
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'''Homer''': Did you say life story?
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===[[Season 13]]===
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{{Table|
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{{TH|Episode name|width=300px}}
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{{TH|Character|width=200px}}
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{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
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{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
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{{TBT|"[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Kent Brockman]]}}
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{{TB|Skank}}
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{{TB|"Well, according to our Audience Insta-poll, 46% say "you're too old", and 37% say "she's a '''skank'''.""}}
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{{TBT|"[[She of Little Faith]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Lisa Simpson]]}}
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{{TB|Whore}}
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{{TB|"Like the '''Whore''' of Babylon?"}}
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{{TBT|"[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Mr. Burns]]}}
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{{TB|Pissed}}
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{{TB|"I told you, I '''pissed''' it away. Oh, don't make that face."}}
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{{TBT|"[[I Am Furious (Yellow)]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Groundskeeper Seamus]]}}
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{{TRs|Bastard|2}}
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{{TB|"Oh, ow, ya '''bastard'''!"}}
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{{TRsT|"[[The Sweetest Apu]]"|2}}
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{{TB|[[Moe Szyslak]]}}
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{{TB|"Die, ya '''bastard'''."}}
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{{TBT|[[Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon]]}}
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{{TB|Whore}}
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{{TB|"Is it my husband's '''whore'''?"}}
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{{TBT|"[[The Frying Game]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Marge Simpson]]}}
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{{TB|Piss}}
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{{TB|"How much money did he '''piss''' away on this?"}}
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}}
  
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:''[flash back to a baby Homer in his mother's stomach, with one eye. He swims around.]''
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===[[Season 14]]===
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{{TH|Episode name|width=300px}}
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{{TH|Character|width=200px}}
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{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
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{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
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{{TBT|"[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Keith Richards (character)]]}}
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{{TB|Bloody}}
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{{TB|"They're '''bloody''' cardboard."}}
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{{TBT|"[[Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Audrey McConnell]]}}
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{{TB|Slut}}
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{{TB|"...and Bart was taught by Mrs. Krabappel. ''[coughs]'' '''Slut'''."}}
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{{TRsT|"[[I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can]]"|3}}
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{{TB|[[Bart Simpson]]}}
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{{TB|Wank}}
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{{TB|"Oh, come on, everyone knows the first day of school's a total '''wank'''."}}
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{{TRsT|[[Principal Skinner]]|2}}
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{{TB|Wank}}
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{{TRs|"If by '''wank''' you mean educational fun, then stand back, it's '''wanking''' time."|2}}
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{{TBT|Wanking}}
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}}
  
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'''Homer''': ''[voiceover]'' Things started out great. I ate what my mother ate. And my mother ate chili. Then, suddenly...
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=== [[Season 15]] ===
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{{TH|Episode name|width=300px}}
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{{TH|Character|width=200px}}
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{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
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{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
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{{TBT|"[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]"}}
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{{TB|Pizza boy}}
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{{TB|Bastard}}
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{{TB|"Aw, you miserable '''bastard'''."}}
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{{TBT|"[[The Regina Monologues]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
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{{TB|Bitch}}
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{{TB|"See you in Atlanta, '''bitch'''!"}}
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{{TBT|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Willie MacDougal|Groundskeeper Willie]]}}
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{{TB|Bastard}}
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{{TB|"He's an irritable, wall-eyed, misfit '''bastard'''...just like Willie."}}
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{{TBT|"[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Ned Flanders]]}}
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{{TB|Bitchin'}}
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{{TB|"That is one '''bitchin<nowiki>'</nowiki>''' bike!"}}
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{{TBT|"[[The Wandering Juvie]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Bart Simpson]]}}
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{{TB|Skank}}
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{{TB|"Future '''skank'''!"}}
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{{TBT|"[[Bart-Mangled Banner]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Marge Simpson]]}}
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{{TB|Bitch}}
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{{TB|"I won't have to hear 'suck my such and such' or 'hell' this, and ''' 'bitch' ''' that!"}}
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{{TBT|"[[Fraudcast News]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Willie MacDougal|Groundskeeper Willie]]}}
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{{TB|Shite}}
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{{TB|"Check out the Willie world news. I review the new tractors. They're all '''shite'''."}}
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}}
  
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:''[Water in the belly drains and the baby, now with two eyes, starts screaming and pulling at his umbilical cord, eventually breaking it, then being pulled out of the belly. Flash back to Chief Wiggum and Homer.]''
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=== [[Season 16]] ===
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{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
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{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
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{{TRsT|"[[Treehouse of Horror XV]]"|2}}
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{{TB|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
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{{TB|Piss}}
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{{TB|"You don't wanna '''piss''' off a man who can kick you in the crotch from the inside."}}
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{{TBT|[[Mayor Quimby]]}}
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{{TB|Whore}}
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{{TB|"At last God-fearing Londoners are free to walk '''Whore''' Alley."}}
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{{TBT|"[[She Used to Be My Girl]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Kent Brockman]]}}
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{{TB|Pissed}}
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{{TB|"This just in, I'm '''pissed''' off."}}
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{{TBT|"[[Midnight Rx]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Ned Flanders]]}}
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{{TB|Skank}}
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{{TB|"It's hotter than a FOX news weather '''skank'''."}}
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{{TBT|"[[Mommie Beerest]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Moe Szyslak]]}}
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{{TB|Bitch}}
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{{TB|"Know-it-all '''bitch'''." ''[as he swears under his breath]''}}
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{{TBT|"[[There's Something About Marrying]]"}}
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{{TB|FOX woman}}
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{{TB|Skank}}
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{{TB|"If you are pitching a show where gold-digging '''skank'''s get what's coming to them, press 1."}}
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{{TBT|"[[The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star]]"}}
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{{TB|"[[St. Peter]] (in [[Father Sean]]'s story)"}}
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{{TB|Wanker}}
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{{TB|"Sean, you '''wanker''', repent of your wicked ways or sod off."}}
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}}
  
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'''Chief Wiggum''': Wow, tell me some more.
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=== [[Season 17]] ===
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{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
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{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
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{{TRsT|"[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]"|3}}
 +
{{TB|[[Alexander Graham Bell]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bitch}}
 +
{{TB|"Read the patent number, '''bitch'''!"}}
 +
{{TBT|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
 +
{{TB|''Not fully heard''}}
 +
{{TB|"That's bull-'''[bleep]''', man!"}}
 +
{{TBT|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bastard}}
 +
{{TB|"Why don't you fill it, you lazy '''bastard'''!"}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[The Italian Bob]]"}}
 +
{{TB|Woman}}
 +
{{TB|Whore}}
 +
{{TB|"This-a means "'''whore'''!""}}
 +
{{TRsT|"[[My Fair Laddy]]"|2}}
 +
{{TB|[[Coach Krupt]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bitch}}
 +
{{TB|"Bombardment! Life's a '''bitch''', son."}}
 +
{{TBT|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bloody}}
 +
{{TB|"I'm...'''bloody''' miserable!!"}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[The Seemingly Never-Ending Story]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Mr. Burns]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bitch}}
 +
{{TB|"Dream on, '''bitch'''."}}
 +
{{TRsT|"[[Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife]]"|2}}
 +
{{TB|[[Charles Heathbar]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bitch}}
 +
{{TB|"He's a real man, not like me, a miserable toad under the thumb of the biggest '''bitch''' this side of the Westminster Kennel Club."}}
 +
{{TBT|Cameraman}}
 +
{{TB|Bastard}}
 +
{{TB|"Sorry, I ran out of tape just before that beautiful speech of hers. But I got a great shot of him saying his son's a '''bastard'''."}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Million-Dollar Abie]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Sideshow Mel]]}}
 +
{{TB|Whore}}
 +
{{TB|"Isn't your mother a well-known '''whore'''?"}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Patty Bouvier]]}}
 +
{{TB|Pissed}}
 +
{{TB|"Richard Dean Anderson just '''pissed''' off the wrong Richard Dean Anderson fans."}}
 +
{{TRsT|"[[Regarding Margie]]"|2}}
 +
{{TB|[[Marge Simpson]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bitch}}
 +
{{TB|"I don't want that judgmental '''bitch''' in my house!"}}
 +
{{TBT|[[Ned Flanders]]}}
 +
{{TB|Whore}}
 +
{{TB|"Only ten dollars to paint my curb like a common '''whore'''?"}}
 +
}}
  
−
'''Homer''': Don't you have criminals to catch?
+
=== [[Season 18]] ===
 +
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{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
 +
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Moe'N'a Lisa]]"}}
 +
{{TRs|[[Homer Simpson]]|2}}
 +
{{TB|Piss}}
 +
{{TB|"Whoa, Marge, who'd you '''piss''' off?"}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Kill Gil, Volumes I & II]]"}}
 +
{{TB|Bastard}}
 +
{{TB|"Give back that holiday cheer, you '''bastard'''!"}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Springfield Up]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Declan Desmond]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bloody}}
 +
{{TB|"Homer Simpson...a '''bloody''' millionaire?!"}}
 +
}}
  
−
'''Chief Wiggum''': Hey, I'm working on it. We, uh, we got an undercover guy who's infiltrating the mob. Ah, there he is now.
+
=== [[Season 19]] ===
 +
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{{TBT|"[[Midnight Towboy]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Bart Simpson]]}}
 +
{{TB|Whore}}
 +
{{TB|"Shut the hell up, you damn ass '''whore'''!"}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
 +
{{TB|Skank}}
 +
{{TB|"Out of my way, mystery '''skank'''!"}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Husbands and Knives]]"}}
 +
{{TB|{{Ch|Alan Moore}}}}
 +
{{TB|Bloody}}
 +
{{TB|"Have you seen what those '''bloody''' corporations do?"}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Love, Springfieldian Style]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bitch}}
 +
{{TB|"You're pretty feisty for an upper-class '''bitch'''."}}
 +
}}
  
−
:''[A nervous-looking man is standing next to [[Fat Tony]].]''
+
=== [[Season 20]] ===
 +
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{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
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{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[The Burns and the Bees]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
 +
{{TB|Whores}}
 +
{{TB|"Flowers. The painted '''whores''' of the plant world."}}
 +
{{TRsT|"[[Wedding for Disaster]]"|2}}
 +
{{TRs|[[Bart Simpson]]}}
 +
{{TRs|Bastard|2}}
 +
{{TB|"Does that mean I'm a '''bastard'''?"}}
 +
{{TBT|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
 +
{{TB|"Why you little '''bastard'''!"}}
 +
}}
  
−
'''Chief Wiggum''': Hey, [[Pete (Gump Roast)|Pete]], Pete!
+
=== [[Season 21]] ===
 +
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{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
 +
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[American History X-cellent]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Mr. Burns]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bastard}}
 +
{{TB|"I had a little left between my toes. It quickly multiplied, and now I'm a bigger '''bastard''' than ever."}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[To Surveil with Love]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Megan]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bitchin'}}
 +
{{TB|"Let's get a '''bitchin'''' new perm on Daddy's credit card!"}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Moe Letter Blues]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bitch}}
 +
{{TB|"Way to '''bitch''' up the conversation, Helen."}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Judge Me Tender]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}}
 +
{{TB|''Unknown''}}
 +
{{TB|''Ralph lets off a stream of supposed swear words which are edited out with bleeps.''}}
 +
}}
  
−
:''[Fat Tony and the man turn around.]''
+
=== [[Season 22]] ===
 +
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{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
 +
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Chris Hansen (character)]]}}
 +
{{TB|Whore}}
 +
{{TB|"I'm Chris Hansen from To Catch a Credit '''Whore'''."}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[The Fool Monty]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Chazz Busby]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bitches}}
 +
{{TB|"Dance, you sons of '''bitches'''!"}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[The Great Simpsina]]"}}
 +
{{TB|Cragg Demon}}
 +
{{TB|Skank}}
 +
{{TB|"I'm gonna descend into hell and pull up a '''skank'''."}}
 +
}}
  
−
'''Chief Wiggum''': They fixed the Coke machine.
+
=== [[Season 23]] ===
 +
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 +
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[The Falcon and the D'ohman]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Wayne Slater]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bastard}}
 +
{{TB|"Die, you fascist '''bastard'''!"}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Jimbo Jones]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bitches}}
 +
{{TB|"You're in my coalmine now, '''bitches'''."}}
 +
{{TRsT|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXII]]"|2}}
 +
{{TB|[[Bart Simpson]] (as a Rigellian)}}
 +
{{TB|Bitchin'}}
 +
{{TB|"Woah-ho-ho-ho! Check out this '''bitchin'''' bod'!"}}
 +
{{TBT|Rigellian taxi driver}}
 +
{{TB|Bastard}}
 +
{{TB|"Suit yourself, you one-eyed '''bastard'''."}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Replaceable You]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Howard, Jr.]]}}
 +
{{TB|Frickin'}}
 +
{{TB|"If we don't have a '''frickin<nowiki>'</nowiki>''' funeral soon, people, you can say goodbye to Howard's Flowers!"}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[The Food Wife]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Gordon Ramsay (character)]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bloody}}
 +
{{TB|"Stop your '''bloody''' whinging, Marge."<br>"He stole your '''bloody''' thunder."}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Krusty the Clown]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bitch}}
 +
{{TB|"If a woman does it, she's a '''bitch'''."}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}}
 +
{{TB|Man driving car}}
 +
{{TB|Bastard}}
 +
{{TB|"Lucky '''bastard'''!"}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[How I Wet Your Mother]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bitch}}
 +
{{TB|"Karma's a '''bitch''', karma!"}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Beware My Cheating Bart]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Lenny]]}}
 +
{{TB|Wank}}
 +
{{TB|"So you don't know that season 5 was a complete '''wank'''?"}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[The Spy Who Learned Me]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
 +
{{TB|Pissed}}
 +
{{TB|"Oh man, Marge is '''pissed'''."}}
 +
{{TRsT|"[[Lisa Goes Gaga]]"|2}}
 +
{{TRs|{{Ch|Lady Gaga}}|2}}
 +
{{TB|Bitchin'}}
 +
{{TB|''[singing]'' "Monsters don't need implants or a '''bitchin<nowiki>'</nowiki>''' monster car!"}}
 +
{{TBT|Bastard}}
 +
{{TB|"Little '''bastard'''s!"}}
 +
}}
  
−
:''[Pete starts grinning as Fat Tony eyes him suspiciously.]''
+
=== [[Season 24]] ===
 +
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 +
{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
 +
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Dark Knight Court]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
 +
{{TB|Frickin'}}
 +
{{TB|"It's so '''frickin'''' boring."}}
 +
}}
  
−
'''Chief Wiggum''': Now, where were we?
+
=== [[Season 25]] ===
 +
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 +
{{TH|Word|width=150px}}
 +
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXIV]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[The Fat In The Hat]]}}
 +
{{TB|Pissed}}
 +
{{TB|"And you just '''pissed''' off the wrong fat, furry drunk."}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Steal This Episode]]"}}
 +
{{TB|Announcer}}
 +
{{TB|Slut}}
 +
{{TB|"Also available in "Arctic '''Slut''',""}}
 +
}}
  
−
'''Homer''': My father and I were never really close.
+
=== [[Season 26]] ===
 +
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 +
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Clown in the Dumps]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Krusty the Clown]]}}
 +
{{TB|Skank}}
 +
{{TB|"I say this with love, you disrespectful '''skank'''."}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Walking Big & Tall]]"}}
 +
{{TRs|[[Homer Simpson]]|2}}
 +
{{TB|Bastard}}
 +
{{TB|"Fat '''bastard'''."}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Let's Go Fly a Coot]]"}}
 +
{{TB|Frickin'}}
 +
{{TB|"You didn't need a '''frickin'''' gift bag, because you just went to a '''frickin'''' party!"}}
 +
}}
  
−
:''[Flash back to [[Abe Simpson|Abe]] reading Homer a bedtime story.]''
+
=== [[Season 27]] ===
 +
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 +
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 +
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Puffless]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bitchin'}}
 +
{{TB|"Because, face it, Marge, your family doesn't like me. Never did, not even when I had hair and a future and a '''bitchin'''' Pontiac GTO."}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Much Apu About Something]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Jay Nahasapeemapetilon]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bitch}}
 +
{{TB|"I just '''bitch'''-slapped your Kwik-E-Mart into the 21st century."}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Professor Frink]]}}
 +
{{TB|Frickin'}}
 +
{{TB|""He's got a girl?" Give me a '''frickin'''' break."}}
 +
}}
  
−
'''Abe Simpson''': Jack and Jill went up the hill and... ''[licks finger and turns page]'' Jill came tumbling after. The end. Good night.
+
=== [[Season 28]] ===
 +
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 +
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 +
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Looking for Mr. Goodbart]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Bart Simpson]]}}
 +
{{TB|Piss}}
 +
{{TB|"Wait, that's okay to say? Taking the '''piss'''! Taking the '''piss'''! Taking the '''piss'''! Taking the '''piss'''! Taking the '''piss'''!"}}
 +
}}
  
−
'''Homer''': Is that the same Jack from ''Jack and the Beanstalk''?
+
=== [[Season 29]] ===
 +
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 +
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 +
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 +
{{TRsT|"[[Haw-Haw Land]]"|2}}
 +
{{TB|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bastard}}
 +
{{TB|"'''Bastard'''!"}}
 +
{{TBT|[[Brendan Beiderbecke]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bloody}}
 +
{{TB|"'''Bloody''' hell."}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Homer Is Where the Art Isn't]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Megan Matheson]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bitch}}
 +
{{TB|"You smug son of a '''bitch'''!"}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Homer Simpson]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bitch}}
 +
{{TB|"And baby Bart was the worst son of a '''bitch''' you could imagine."}}
 +
}}
  
−
'''Abe''': You know, son, I believe it is.
+
=== [[Season 30]] ===
 +
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 +
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 +
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 +
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Woo-Hoo Dunnit?]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Lou]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bastard}}
 +
{{TB|"The sick '''bastard''' licked those walls clean!"}}
 +
}}
  
−
'''Homer''': And Jack Sprat, is that him too?
+
=== [[Season 31]] ===
 +
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 +
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 +
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Thanksgiving of Horror]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Kitchen A.I.]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bitch}}
 +
{{TB|"That '''bitch'''."}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Gautama Buddha]]}}
 +
{{TB|Frickin'}}
 +
{{TB|"You couldn't even close Todd '''frickin'''' Flanders!"}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Highway to Well]]"}}
 +
{{TB|FBI Agent}}
 +
{{TB|Bastard}}
 +
{{TB|"Come on, you fat '''bastard'''..."}}
 +
{{TBT|""[[The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby]]"}}
 +
{{TB|Gym Instructor}}
 +
{{TB|Bitches}}
 +
{{TB|"Come on! I wanna see you '''bitches''' suffer!"}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Warrin' Priests: Part One]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Moe Szyslak]]}}
 +
{{TB|Frickin'}}
 +
{{TB|"I'll '''frickin'''' do it."}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Warrin' Priests: Part Two]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Julio Franco]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bitch}}
 +
{{TB|"Way to preach, '''bitch'''."<br>"Oh, relax, '''bitch'''."}}
 +
}}
  
−
'''Abe''': Say, how about a little night well?
+
=== [[Season 32]] ===
 +
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 +
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[The Road to Cincinnati]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Principal Skinner]]}}
 +
{{TB|Bitch}}
 +
{{TB|"Fire me?! You bald-pated son of a '''bitch'''."}}
 +
{{TBT|"[[Sorry Not Sorry]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}}
 +
{{TB|Wanker}}
 +
{{TB|"How I hate those '''wanker'''s."}}
 +
}}
  
−
'''Homer''': ''[drinks alcohol]'' All gone. Mmm..
+
=== Games ===
 +
==== ''[[The Simpsons Game]]'' ====
 +
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 +
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 +
{{TH|Sentence|width=500px}}
 +
{{TBT|[[Bargain Bin]]}}
 +
{{TB|{{Ch|Will Wright}}}}
 +
{{TB|Bitch}}
 +
{{TB|"I'm Will Wright, '''bitch'''!"}}
 +
}}
  
−
'''Homer''': ''[voiceover]'' I never found true happiness, until I met [[Marge Simpson|Marge]].
+
== Others ==
−
 
+
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−
:''[Flash back to Homer and Marge's college days.]''
+
{{TH|Word}}
−
 
+
{{TH|Name}}
−
'''Marge''': Excuse me, is this Room 106?
+
{{TH|Episode name}}
−
 
+
{{TH|Image}}
−
'''Barney Gumble''': Hey, who's that?
+
{{TRsT|Bastard|4}}
−
 
+
{{TB|[[Li'l Bastard Clock-Tampering Kit]]}}
−
'''Homer''': I... I don't know.
+
{{TB|"[[The Boy Who Knew Too Much]]"}}
−
 
+
{{TB|[[File:Lil Bastard Clock-Tampering Kit.png|175px]]}}
−
:''[''Close to You'' is heard as Homer and Marge first look at each other.]''
+
{{TBT|[[Springfield Civic Center]] marquee}}
−
 
+
{{TB|"[[The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons]]"}}
−
'''Barney''': Hey, would you like to go--
+
{{TB|[[File:Springfield Civic Center.png|175px]]}}
−
 
+
{{TBT|Lil' Bastard Mischief Kit}}
−
:''[Homer covers Barney's mouth.]''
+
{{TRs|"[[The Joy of Sect]]"|2}}
−
 
+
{{TB|}}
−
'''Homer''': She's mine!
+
{{TBT|[[Lil' Bastard Brainwashing Kit]]}}
−
 
+
{{TB|}}
−
:''[Cut to older Marge and Homer dancing.]''
+
{{TBT|Bitch}}
−
 
+
{{TB|[[Nouveau Bitch]]}}
−
'''Homer''': ''[voiceover]'' We do everything together.
+
{{TB|"[[The D'oh-cial Network]]"}}
−
 
+
{{TB|[[File:Nouveau Bitch, Cold Navy, Markups & Spender, Nothing Under A Thousand.png|175px]]}}
−
:''[''Mental House Rock'' plays as Homer spins Marge by her hair, then Marge spins Homer by his leg, then Homer spins Marge by her hair again. They run up to a wall and flip, then begin dancing again. Homer throws Marge up, but she doesn't come down, instead she comes in through the front door. They continue dancing.]''
+
{{TBT|Pissed}}
−
 
+
{{TB|[[First Church of Springfield marquee]]}}
−
'''Marge''': Wow, a 50's nostalgia café!
+
{{TB|"[[Special Edna]]"}}
−
 
+
{{TB|[[File:Special Edna Marquee.png|175px]]}}
−
'''Man''': Well well well, I've never seen such reckless disregard for a wife's well being in my life. You just won yourselves a motorcycle!
+
}}
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': Woohoo!
 
−
 
 
−
:''Cut to naked Homer and Marge with garden ornaments covering their genitals.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': ''[voiceover]'' And life just gets more exciting!
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': ''[looks down]'' Marge, can we trade? I don't trust these guys.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Marge''': We've got to get home before someone sees us!
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': You know, all this danger is kind of a turn--
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Marge frowns and shrugs him off.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': OK.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Cut back to Chief Wiggum and Homer.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': Then came the day that changes every couple forever: the day we got our elephant.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Flash back to the Simpson house. Marge walks past, yawning, then proceeds to open the curtains, only to find an elephant outside. Cut to outside with the Simpson family dressed, observing the elephant. Homer and Marge gasp.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''[[Bart Simpson]]''': Woah ho ho ho!
 
−
 
 
−
'''Elephant''': ''[trumpets]''
 
−
 
 
−
:''[ [[Santa's Little Helper]] and [[Snowball II]] run away. Flash back to Wiggum and Homer.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': While I wait for my family I'll tell you about the time my baby shot my boss.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Chief Wiggum''': Hey, that's great, but I gotta get goin'. Woah! There's a whole 'nother row of these bad boys! ''[to Homer]'' Keep talkin'.
 
−
 
 
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:''[Lisa shows up.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''[[Lisa Simpson]]''': It's time for your surprise, dad. ''[points to the rest of the family in the car]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart Simpson''': Yeah, hop in, Homer.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': ''[gets up and begins to walk to car]'' Ah, the family car. We've been through a lot together.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Flash back to Homer driving in the car with a parking meter on it. A truck is behind him, and a rock flies up and hits its windscreen. The driver honks and the people behind proceed to take over Homer.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Cab driver''': Get off the road, ya freakin' maniac!
 
−
 
 
−
'''Crushed bicycle rider''': Yeah, ya jackass!
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Cut to the family in the car with Homer driving all over the road due to the bucket stuck on his head.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Marge''': Maybe I should drive.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': What, I can see fine.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[It then shows Homer's impaired vision because of only being able to see through two holes. Cars and a truck are trying to avoid Homer. Homer then drives in to a cornfield, then through a baseball match, over a fence and in to a ditch.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': That had nothing to do with the bucket.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Cut to Homer driving downhill in all-black clothing.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': Homer, you genius! ''[laughs]''
 
−
 
 
−
:''[He jumps out of the car and rolls down the hill, only to roll over a giant rock platform and end up back in the car.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': Huh? ''[screams]''
 
−
 
 
−
:''[The car hits the water.]''
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Cut to the Simpsons driving Homer to his secret destination.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Marge''': Now, before we get there, you have to put this blindfold on.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Hands him a blindfold.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer'': ''[gasp]'' All my other senses are getting sharper! ''[sniffs]'' Bart, you had pizza for lunch, ''[sniffs]'' Lisa, you're extremely depressed.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Lisa''': ''[laughs uncertainly]'' As if!
 
−
 
 
−
:''[They drive in to an alley, get out of the car and walk in a door.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''[[Krusty]]''': Hey, Homer, you remember this voice? Kathleen Turner? ''[purs in a sexy manner]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Krusty''': No! It's me, Krusty... ''[pulls of Homer's blindfold]'' and you're at the Springfield Friars Club, where tonight, we're roasting you, Homer Simpson!
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Everyone applauds.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': Are the proceeds going to charity?
 
−
 
 
−
'''Krusty''': Pfft, hell no.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': Woohoo!
 
−
 
 
−
<center>''[End scene]''</center>
 
−
 
 
−
:''[The Springfield Friars Club sign states "Homer Simpson roast tonight", below, "Milhouse roast tomorrow".]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Krusty''': We're all here tonight for one reason: to keep Homer away from the buffet!
 
−
 
 
−
'''Dr. Hibbert''': ''[laughs]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''[[Nelson Muntz]]''': Ha ha!
 
−
 
 
−
'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Excellent.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': ''[gasp]'' That was at my expense! What kind of a roast is this?!
 
−
 
 
−
'''Krusty''': ''[ignoring Homer]'' Now I'd like to read some telegrams from people who couldn't make it. First, we have Marge Spitz.
 
−
 
 
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'''Lisa''': Who's Marge Spitz?
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart''': What's a telegram?
 
−
 
 
−
'''Krusty''': Ah, forget it! I gotta get to the Hot Wings before the [[Comic Book Guy|comic book guy]].
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Bart and Lisa grins, and Bart puts on half-moon spectacles to read some jokes.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart''': You know, Lisa, they say father knows best.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Lisa''': That's true, Bart.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Words come up on a screen in front of the podium.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Lisa''': Our father knows the best way to embarass his kids.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Dr. Hibbert''': ''[laughs]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Nelson''': Ha ha!
 
−
 
 
−
'''Mr. Burns''': Excellent.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Lisa''': But seriously, we've had a lot of fun with our dad over the years.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[A slide slides down to reveal a video of Bart and Lisa on a front porch. Bart rings the bell. The Wiggums answer.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart and Lisa''': ♫ Joy to the world, the Lord is come. Let Earth receive her king. ♫
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Homer is behind, stealing all of the Funzos.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart and Lisa''': ♫ Let every-- ♫
 
−
 
 
−
'''Lisa'': Season's greetings.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart''': Peace out.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Bart, Lisa and Homer run to the next house to repeat the actions. Again, Bart rings the bell. Dr. Hibbert and Bernice answer.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart and Lisa''': ♫ Silent night. Holy night. ♫
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Homer starts screaming and runs past with a dog biting his arm.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart and Lisa''': ♫ All is calm. All is bright. ♫
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Cut to Homer sleeping on the couch.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart and Lisa''': Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': No.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart and Lisa''': Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': No.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart and Lisa''': Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': No.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Walking in the hall.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart and Lisa''': Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': No.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart and Lisa''': Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': No.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart and Lisa''': Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': No.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Eating at the dinner table.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart and Lisa''': Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': No.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart and Lisa''': Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': No.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart and Lisa''': Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': No.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart and Lisa''': Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': No.
 
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−
:''[Sitting, watching TV.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart and Lisa''': Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': No.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart and Lisa''': Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': No.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Homer is showering.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart and Lisa''': Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': NOOO!!
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart and Lisa''': Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': NOOOO!!
 
−
 
 
−
:''[At night, in bed.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart and Lisa''': Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': NO!
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart and Lisa''': Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': NO!
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart and Lisa''': Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': NO!
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart and Lisa''': Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': NO! If I take you will you two shut up and quit bugging me?!
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart''': Yeah.
 
−
 
 
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'''Lisa''': Course.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart''': Well?
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart and Lisa''': Will you take us to Mount Splashmore?
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': YES!
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart and Lisa''': Thanks, dad.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Cut to a hotel room, Bart and Lisa are watching TV.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart''': Isn't this that cartoon that causes seizures?
 
−
 
 
−
:''[After watching the cartoon, Bart's pupils majorly dilate and he falls on the floor and has a seizure.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Marge''': Bart, what are you doing?
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Marge watches the screen, her pupils dilate and she has a seizure.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Lisa''': Hey, what the..
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Lisa does the same. Homer walks in to find his family on the floor, having seizures.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': All right.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[He falls on the floor and pretends to have a seizure. Cut back to Bart and Lisa at the podium.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Lisa''': A lot of people think our dad's behavior has screwed us up. And it has.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Audience laughs.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart''': But it's all worth it, just to hear him sing.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Cut to Homer, shaving.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer'': ♫ Shaving my shoul-ders. I'm gettin' it all shaved off. ♫
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Change to Homer, at work.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': ♫ Max Pow-er. He's the man, whose name you'd love to toooouuch. But you musn't tooooouuchh. His name sounds good in your ear. But when you say it, you mustn't fear, cause his name can be said by anyone. ♫
 
−
 
 
−
'''Mr. Burns''': Ah! Max Power!
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Cut to Homer with lots of food.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': ♫ I like pizza. I like bagels. I like hotdogs with mustard and beer. -- ♫
 
−
 
 
−
'''Man''': I get the picture.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': ♫ Ooooh! I'll eat a flag. I could even eat a baby deer. ''[hums to tune]'' Who's that baby deer on the lawn? ♫
 
−
 
 
−
'''Man''': Enough already!
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Cut to Homer on a chair, chained up to a light post, outside of [[Springfield Stadium]].]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': ♫ Dancin' away my hunger pains. Moving my feet so my stomach won't hurt. I'm kinda like [[Jesus Christ|Jesus]], but not in a sacrilegious way.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Cut back to Krusty back at the podium.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Krusty''': And now, our next precarious, Mr. Warmth, himself, [[C. Montgomery Burns]].
 
−
 
 
−
'''Mr. Burns''': I stand here to expose the criminal ineptitude in Homer J. Simpson. Again and again, he's brought this down to the brink of inhalation.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Audience laughs.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Mr. Burns''': Why are you laughing? This bumbling has shortened your lives, and mutated your children.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Audience laughs again.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Mr. Burns''': Just look at all of this catastrophic nincompoopery.
 
−
 
 
−
'''[[Carl Carlson]]''': ''[laughs]'' Poop.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Flash back to Homer sitting at his work desk.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''[[Lenny Leonard]]''': ''[whispers]'' Get ready, everybody, he's about to do something stupid.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Homer spins around.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer'': ''[to Lenny and Carl]'' Well, I'm sorry to disappoint you, gentlemen, but you seem to have me confused with a character in a fictional show. Now, if you'll excuse me, my fondue is just about-- ''[knocks over fondue on to power board, making it spark]'' D'oh!
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Everyone watching laughs. Cut to the alarm ringing, people running everywhere. A man grabs a fire hose and starts hitting anyone running at him.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Man''': Get out of my way.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Homer runs out of the door, the first to do so. Smithers and Mr. Burns are there.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Mr. Burns''': Ah, here comes one of our fellows now.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Homer places the park bench in front of the closed door and runs to Mr. Burns.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': I think I won, Mr. Burns.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Cut back to Krusty at the podium.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Krusty''': Now, here's a couple that's been dating.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Agnes Skinner and Grampa Simpson walk on.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Krusty''': Carbon dating! ''[laughs]'' Grampa Simpson and Agnes Skinner.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Audience applaud.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Grampa Simpson''': Sweet calino! What's keepin' that dress on?!
 
−
 
 
−
'''[[Sideshow Mel]]''': The collective will of everyone in this room!
 
−
 
 
−
'''Dr. Hibbert''': ''[laughs]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Nelson''': Ha ha!
 
−
 
 
−
'''Mr. Burns''': Excellent.
 
−
 
 
−
'''[[Agnes Skinner]]''': You fruits wouldn't know what to do with me.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Grampa''': I first met Homer in 1927, in a bar in Brooklyn. Little did I know, he would soon become Mrs. Joe deMaggio, and-- ''[falls asleep and snores]''
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Krusty jumps on screen.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Krusty''': Roll the clips.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Flash back to Homer skiing backwards.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': Uh-oh. ''[turns around]'' Okay, don't panic. Remember what the instructor said.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Instructor''': If you ever get in trouble, all you need to do is--
 
−
 
 
−
'''[[Ned Flanders]]''': Feels like I'm wearing, nothing at all! Nothing at all! Nothing at all!
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': Ah! Stupid, sexy Flanders! ''[Homer's legs split apart]'' Ow, my leg! This is the worst pain ever. ''[his groin continuously hits bumps in the snow]''
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Homer goes down a ramp, but jumps off halfway, spins midair and lands flat down in the snow. He stand up.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': ''[to ski lift manager]'' Single.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Change to the Simpson family in a boat, with Homer trailing behind.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Marge''': How's he doing?
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart''': I don't know, I think dad might be a little heavy for para-sailing.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Homer is running along the water.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': Faster, Marge, faster! The snappy turtles are massing!
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Going near the land, the boat turns, but Homer doesn't, knocking many things down, including a volleyball net, squashing a man.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': Heads. Woah. Coming through. Hey, volleyball, can I play later?
 
−
 
 
−
:''[He smashes through Apu's Taj Mahal sandcastle.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''[[Apu]]''': Oh, dear. You've ruined my work, you flying, fat man.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Homer runs across barbecues, burning his feet, then sliding in watermelons, cooling his feet down.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Lisa''': Step at it, mom, dad's signalling that he wants to go higher.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Homer is drowning in the water, pointing upwards.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': Higher. ''[goes higher]'' Bye bye, fishies. Higher, higheeeeerrrr! I'm soaring. Soaring majestically like a candy wrapper caught in an updraft. Higher, Marge, higher.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Marge''': We can't go any.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': Higher, I say. I want to soar higher than any man has every soarn. I want to look down on the clouds with contempt. I want to sneer at God's creation, and spit on his...uh-oh.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Boat's motor is on fire. It breaks the rope, making Homer soar away.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart''': There goes my turn.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Cut back to Agnes and Grampa at the podium].''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Agnes''': Hey, Abe. You want to hook up after the show?
 
−
 
 
−
'''Grampa''': Yeah, to a suicide machine!
 
−
 
 
−
'''Agnes''': ''[laughs]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Grampa''': Now, everyone knows loves him family. ''[points to a drunk Homer]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': I'm sick of your lies! Secrets and lies. It's always secrets and lies.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Marge''': Homer, these people are professional roasters. Don't give them fodder.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Homer is laying asleep on the table.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': Secrets and lies.
 
−
 
 
−
<center>''[End scene]''</center>
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Back in the same room.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Krusty''': Now, let's welcome Springfield's original God couple, [[Reverend Lovejoy]] and Ned Flanders.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Lovejoy is holding a guitar, Flanders is holding a double bass.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Ned Flanders''': Thank you so much. ♫ Camptown ladies sing this song, doo ♫
 
−
 
 
−
'''Reverend Lovejoy''': ♫ Dah ♫
 
−
 
 
−
'''Flanders''': ♫ Doo ♫
 
−
 
 
−
'''Lovejoy''': ♫ Dah. Homer Simpson's breath is strong, all the doo dah-- ♫
 
−
 
 
−
'''Flanders'': Hey hey, now, hold on there. The nice people want to hear the real words.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Lovejoy''': But Ned, I was singing the real words.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Flanders''': Oh, let's just take it from the top. ♫ Camptown ladies sing this song.. ♫
 
−
 
 
−
''Flanders and Lovejoy''': Doo dah, doo dah. ♫
 
−
 
 
−
'''Lovejoy''': ♫ The camptown race track's five miles long. ♫
 
−
 
 
−
'''Flanders''': That's better.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Lovejoy''': ♫ Homer's breath smells bad. ♫
 
−
 
 
−
'''Flanders''': Oh, those are not the words.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[A UFO breaks through the roof and [[Kang]] and [[Kodos]] come out with ray guns.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Kang or Kodos''': Silence.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Kang or Kodos''': Cease all quips and comebacks.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Krusty''': Look, you weren't in dress rehearsal, so you're not in this show.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Kang or Kodos zaps Krusty. Krusty screams.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Krusty''': This can't be good for my pacemaker.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Marge''': What are you doing here?
 
−
 
 
−
'''Kang or Kodos''': Our planet has been observing your puny species since your planet was created, 5000 years ago, by [[God]].
 
−
 
 
−
'''Kang or Kodos''': And now humanity must be judged. The fate of your planet rests on one human being: Homer Simpson.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart''': Why him?
 
−
 
 
−
'''Kang or Kodos''': Because he is the fat, selfish epitome of modern man.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Moe''': Hey, he stole my bit!
 
−
 
 
−
'''Kang or Kodos''': Now we shall probe you to see if you are worthy.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Moe''': ''[holds out a homemade probing cap]'' Word for word!
 
−
 
 
−
'''Kang or Kodos''': Okay, let's see what we've got.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Large TV is lowered down and Homer is plugged in. The screen is all fuzzy.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Kang or Kodos''': It has to be on channel 3.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Changes to channel 3.]''
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Flashback on TV of Homer and Lisa working.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': Ah yeah, that's a fine lookin'--
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Pieces fall out of the box in to the wet concrete.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': D'oh! Okay, no big deal.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[He picks up the materials and puts them in the wheelbarrow with the bricks, but they all fall over in to the concrete. Homer screams.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': Stupid Lisa! Gotta build fast. ''[picks up instructions]'' Okay, let's see. Oooh, English side ruined, ''[turns over]'' must use French ins-- "le grille"? What the hell is that?! Oooh, ''[tries to start building, but fails]'' come on fit, you.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Some time later, the barbecue is made.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': Yeah. That's one fine-lookin' barbecue. ''[removes box to see Homer's failed creation]'' Why doesn't mine look like that?!
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Homer starts going crazy and smashing everything.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': Why must life be so hard?! Why must I fail in every attempt I make?!
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Inside.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Marge''': ''[to Bart]'' How's your father's project coming along?
 
−
 
 
−
'''Bart''': I think he's almost done. ''[turns to see Homer still going crazy]'' Yeah, he's done.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[A collection of Homer strangling Bart is shown.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': Why you little?!
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Homer is strangling Bart, but Bart whips Homer on the backside with the cord.]''
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Homer is strangling Bart while getting his eyes checked. A lady begins to put different types of glass in the machine to help Homer.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Lady''': Better, or worse?
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': Worse.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Lady''': Better, or worse?
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': Much better.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[One even shows Lisa strangling Bart.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': Lisa, no. Your hands are too weak. ''[begins to strangle Bart]''
 
−
 
 
−
:''[In another one, Homer is swinging a mace in the air, while running after Bart.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': I'll mace you good.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Cut back to Kang and Kodos.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Kang or Kodos''': Your species is brutish and primitive. Do you have anything to say before we obliterate your planet?
 
−
 
 
−
'''Lisa''': Wait, what about Maggie's memories? Surely the innocent soul of a child will redeem mankind?
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Kang and Kodos begin laughing.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Kang or Kodos''': Sure, let's give it a shot.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[A "Hello Probie" cap is placed on Maggie's head.]''
 
−
 
 
−
:''[On screen:]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': Oh, there's my sweet, little Maggie.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Maggie looks at the Flanders and see happiness, and look at Homer and Bart and see gloominess. She begins to walk to the Flanders, but sees Marge, and allows her to pick her up.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Marge''': Oh, Maggie, you're a Simpson again.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Maggie''': ''[takes pacifier off and burps]''.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Switch to Homer and Maggie coming up the stairs.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': Now, Maggie, the sooner kids talk, the sooner they talk back.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Homer tucks Maggie in and turns the light off.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Homer''': I hope you never say a word.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Maggie''': ''[takes pacifier out]'' Daddy.
 
−
 
 
−
:''[Cut back to Kang and Kodos crying.]''
 
−
 
 
−
'''Lisa''': It worked, mom. Maggie's memories have showed humanities inner goodness.
 
−
 
 
−
'''Kang or Kodos''': These are not tears, we are vomiting from our eyes.
 
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'''Alec Baldwin''': I'm Alec Baldwin!
 
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'''Jone Nameth''': That's right. My car broke down in front of your house.
 
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'''[[Milhouse Van Houten]]''': ''[gasp]'' It's 'N Sync!
 
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This is a list of vulgar words in The Simpsons.

Words

Word Number of times heard/seen First heard
Bastard 37 "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?"
Bitch 29 "Bart's Dog Gets an "F""
Bitches 3 "The Fool Monty"
Bitchin' 7 "Treehouse of Horror"
Bloody 3 "Bart's Dog Gets an "F""
Frickin' 2 "Homer and Apu"
Piss 9 "Homer the Vigilante"
Pissed 8 "Homerpalooza"
Shite 1 "Fraudcast News"
Skank 6 "Take My Wife, Sleaze"
Slut 4 "Bart Star"
Wank 3 "I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can"
Wanker 4 "Trash of the Titans"
Wanking 1 "I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can"
Whore 9 "The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace"
Whores 3 "The Way We Was"

Speech

Season 2

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Treehouse of Horror" Bart Simpson Bitchin' "Bitchin'!" [as the Evil House implodes]
"Bart vs. Thanksgiving" "Bitchin'!" [as Lisa's model burns]
"Bart the Daredevil" "Bitchin'!" [as Lance Murdock gets attacked by a lion underwater]
"The Way We Was" Jacqueline Bouvier Whores "Ladies pinch, whores use rouge."
"Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?" Bart Simpson Bastard "So, any idea where this bastard lives?"
"Bastard bastard, bastard bastard, bastard bastard, bastard bastard bastard!"
Homer Simpson "Holy moly, the bastard's rich!"
"Bart's Dog Gets an "F"" Emily Winthrop Bloody "Stuff and nonsense taught by charlatans and learned by bloody twits!"
"PULL THE BLOODY CHAIN, BOY!"
Bitch "You son of a bitch!"

Season 3

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Homer Defined" Otto Mann Bitchin' "Oh, and by the way, I'd like to say thanks and applause applause to birthday boy Milhouse for his totally bitchin' party on Saturday!"
"Bart the Lover" Homer Simpson Various None heard fully, though there were four instances when Homer had to use the Swear Jar

Season 4

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"A Streetcar Named Marge" Bart Simpson Bitch "He's such a bitch!"
Chorus Whores "New Orle-ans! Home of pirates, drunks and whores!"
"Marge in Chains" Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Bitch "No offense, but we're putting that bitch on ice."

Season 5

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Rosebud" C. J. Ramone Bastard "Go to hell, you old bastard!"
"Homer Goes to College" Homer Simpson "Those bastards."
"Treehouse of Horror IV" "Bastard! He's always one step ahead!
"The Last Temptation of Homer" Man "Thanks for poisoning the planet, bastard!"
"Homer and Apu" James Woods Frickin' "Why you damn, frickin', no good, mother [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] [bleep] cheese!"
"Homer the Vigilante" Grampa Simpson Piss "I'm full of piss and vinegar!"

Season 6

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Sideshow Bob Roberts" "Sideshow Bob Bastard "There! Is that what you want, you smarmy little bastards?"
"Treehouse of Horror V" "Lunchlady Dora Bitch "Don't bitch to me, boss man."
"Two Dozen and One Greyhounds" "Bart Simpson Bitch "Aw. Me and Santa's Little Helper used to be a team, but he never wants to play anymore since his bitch moved in."
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part One)" "Homer Simpson Not fully heard "F-", with the remainder of Homer's sentence cut off by a loud burst of organ music. The word is implied to have been a doozy, as frightened birds flew out of trees, passersby stared in shock at the Simpson home, and Ned Flanders exclaimed, "Dear Lord! That's the loudest profanity I've ever heard!"

Season 7

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Radioactive Man" Bart Simpson Bitch "George Burns was right. Show business is a hideous bitch goddess."
"Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily" Abraham Simpson Bitch "Oh, bitch, bitch, bitch!"
"Bart Sells His Soul" Moe Szyslak Frickin' "Oh, your teeth hurt, huh? Your teeth hurt, well that's too frickin' bad, you hear me?! I'll tell you where you can put your frickin' soda too!"
Todd Flanders "Ow, my frickin' ears!"
"Bart the Fink" Krusty the Clown Bastard "Tell me where you are now, you bastard!"
"Homerpalooza" Hullabalooza Employee Pissed "There goes Peter Frampton's big yard sale. He's gonna be pissed off."
Peter Frampton (character) "You're damn right I'm gonna be pissed off. I bought that pig at Pink Floyd's yard sale."

Season 8

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Mountain of Madness" Mr. Burns Bloody "Not bloody likely."
"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show" June Bellamy Bastard "Cheap bastards."

Season 9

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Bart Star" Cat Fight Woman #2 Slut "Slut!"
Skank "Skank! Skank! Skank!"
"Trash of the Titans" Adam Clayton Wanker "Wankers."
Mr. Burns
Bono Bloody "What the bloody hell?"

Season 10

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace" Marge Simpson Whore "Homer, you've got it set on whore."
"I'm with Cupid" Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Bitch "Well, well, the bitch is back."

Season 11

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Take My Wife, Sleaze" Marge Simpson Skank "And when you get a job interview, try not to call your employer a punk or a skank."
Ramrod "Ohh, don't call him skank."
"The Mansion Family" Homer Simpson Bastard "Don't shush me, you rich bastard!"
"Missionary: Impossible" Wanker "If they're not having a go at a bird, they're having a row with a wanker!"
"Last Tap Dance in Springfield" Vicki Valentine Pissed "Self-dancing shoes? I'm ever so pissed."

Season 13

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love" Kent Brockman Skank "Well, according to our Audience Insta-poll, 46% say "you're too old", and 37% say "she's a skank.""
"She of Little Faith" Lisa Simpson Whore "Like the Whore of Babylon?"
"Weekend at Burnsie's" Mr. Burns Pissed "I told you, I pissed it away. Oh, don't make that face."
"I Am Furious (Yellow)" Groundskeeper Seamus Bastard "Oh, ow, ya bastard!"
"The Sweetest Apu" Moe Szyslak "Die, ya bastard."
Manjula Nahasapeemapetilon Whore "Is it my husband's whore?"
"The Frying Game" Marge Simpson Piss "How much money did he piss away on this?"

Season 14

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"How I Spent My Strummer Vacation" Keith Richards (character) Bloody "They're bloody cardboard."
"Bart vs. Lisa vs. the Third Grade" Audrey McConnell Slut "...and Bart was taught by Mrs. Krabappel. [coughs] Slut."
"I'm Spelling as Fast as I Can" Bart Simpson Wank "Oh, come on, everyone knows the first day of school's a total wank."
Principal Skinner Wank "If by wank you mean educational fun, then stand back, it's wanking time."
Wanking

Season 15

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Treehouse of Horror XIV" Pizza boy Bastard "Aw, you miserable bastard."
"The Regina Monologues" Homer Simpson Bitch "See you in Atlanta, bitch!"
"Today I Am a Clown" Groundskeeper Willie Bastard "He's an irritable, wall-eyed, misfit bastard...just like Willie."
"I, (Annoyed Grunt)-bot" Ned Flanders Bitchin' "That is one bitchin' bike!"
"The Wandering Juvie" Bart Simpson Skank "Future skank!"
"Bart-Mangled Banner" Marge Simpson Bitch "I won't have to hear 'suck my such and such' or 'hell' this, and 'bitch' that!"
"Fraudcast News" Groundskeeper Willie Shite "Check out the Willie world news. I review the new tractors. They're all shite."

Season 16

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Treehouse of Horror XV" Homer Simpson Piss "You don't wanna piss off a man who can kick you in the crotch from the inside."
Mayor Quimby Whore "At last God-fearing Londoners are free to walk Whore Alley."
"She Used to Be My Girl" Kent Brockman Pissed "This just in, I'm pissed off."
"Midnight Rx" Ned Flanders Skank "It's hotter than a FOX news weather skank."
"Mommie Beerest" Moe Szyslak Bitch "Know-it-all bitch." [as he swears under his breath]
"There's Something About Marrying" FOX woman Skank "If you are pitching a show where gold-digging skanks get what's coming to them, press 1."
"The Father, the Son and the Holy Guest Star" "St. Peter (in Father Sean's story)" Wanker "Sean, you wanker, repent of your wicked ways or sod off."

Season 17

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"The Girl Who Slept Too Little" Alexander Graham Bell Bitch "Read the patent number, bitch!"
Homer Simpson Not fully heard "That's bull-[bleep], man!"
Groundskeeper Willie Bastard "Why don't you fill it, you lazy bastard!"
"The Italian Bob" Woman Whore "This-a means "whore!""
"My Fair Laddy" Coach Krupt Bitch "Bombardment! Life's a bitch, son."
Groundskeeper Willie Bloody "I'm...bloody miserable!!"
"The Seemingly Never-Ending Story" Mr. Burns Bitch "Dream on, bitch."
"Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife" Charles Heathbar Bitch "He's a real man, not like me, a miserable toad under the thumb of the biggest bitch this side of the Westminster Kennel Club."
Cameraman Bastard "Sorry, I ran out of tape just before that beautiful speech of hers. But I got a great shot of him saying his son's a bastard."
"Million-Dollar Abie" Sideshow Mel Whore "Isn't your mother a well-known whore?"
"Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore" Patty Bouvier Pissed "Richard Dean Anderson just pissed off the wrong Richard Dean Anderson fans."
"Regarding Margie" Marge Simpson Bitch "I don't want that judgmental bitch in my house!"
Ned Flanders Whore "Only ten dollars to paint my curb like a common whore?"

Season 18

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Moe'N'a Lisa" Homer Simpson Piss "Whoa, Marge, who'd you piss off?"
"Kill Gil, Volumes I & II" Bastard "Give back that holiday cheer, you bastard!"
"Springfield Up" Declan Desmond Bloody "Homer Simpson...a bloody millionaire?!"

Season 19

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Midnight Towboy" Bart Simpson Whore "Shut the hell up, you damn ass whore!"
"Treehouse of Horror XVIII" Homer Simpson Skank "Out of my way, mystery skank!"
"Husbands and Knives" Alan Moore Bloody "Have you seen what those bloody corporations do?"
"Love, Springfieldian Style" Homer Simpson Bitch "You're pretty feisty for an upper-class bitch."

Season 20

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"The Burns and the Bees" Homer Simpson Whores "Flowers. The painted whores of the plant world."
"Wedding for Disaster" Bart Simpson Bastard "Does that mean I'm a bastard?"
Homer Simpson "Why you little bastard!"

Season 21

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"American History X-cellent" Mr. Burns Bastard "I had a little left between my toes. It quickly multiplied, and now I'm a bigger bastard than ever."
"To Surveil with Love" Megan Bitchin' "Let's get a bitchin' new perm on Daddy's credit card!"
"Moe Letter Blues" Reverend Lovejoy Bitch "Way to bitch up the conversation, Helen."
"Judge Me Tender" Ralph Wiggum Unknown Ralph lets off a stream of supposed swear words which are edited out with bleeps.

Season 22

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Loan-a Lisa" Chris Hansen (character) Whore "I'm Chris Hansen from To Catch a Credit Whore."
"The Fool Monty" Chazz Busby Bitches "Dance, you sons of bitches!"
"The Great Simpsina" Cragg Demon Skank "I'm gonna descend into hell and pull up a skank."

Season 23

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"The Falcon and the D'ohman" Wayne Slater Bastard "Die, you fascist bastard!"
"Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts" Jimbo Jones Bitches "You're in my coalmine now, bitches."
"Treehouse of Horror XXII" Bart Simpson (as a Rigellian) Bitchin' "Woah-ho-ho-ho! Check out this bitchin' bod'!"
Rigellian taxi driver Bastard "Suit yourself, you one-eyed bastard."
"Replaceable You" Howard, Jr. Frickin' "If we don't have a frickin' funeral soon, people, you can say goodbye to Howard's Flowers!"
"The Food Wife" Gordon Ramsay (character) Bloody "Stop your bloody whinging, Marge."
"He stole your bloody thunder."
"The Ten-Per-Cent Solution" Krusty the Clown Bitch "If a woman does it, she's a bitch."
"The Daughter Also Rises" Man driving car Bastard "Lucky bastard!"
"How I Wet Your Mother" Homer Simpson Bitch "Karma's a bitch, karma!"
"Beware My Cheating Bart" Lenny Wank "So you don't know that season 5 was a complete wank?"
"The Spy Who Learned Me" Homer Simpson Pissed "Oh man, Marge is pissed."
"Lisa Goes Gaga" Lady Gaga Bitchin' [singing] "Monsters don't need implants or a bitchin' monster car!"
Bastard "Little bastards!"

Season 24

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Dark Knight Court" Homer Simpson Frickin' "It's so frickin' boring."

Season 25

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Treehouse of Horror XXIV" The Fat In The Hat Pissed "And you just pissed off the wrong fat, furry drunk."
"Steal This Episode" Announcer Slut "Also available in "Arctic Slut,""

Season 26

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Clown in the Dumps" Krusty the Clown Skank "I say this with love, you disrespectful skank."
"Walking Big & Tall" Homer Simpson Bastard "Fat bastard."
"Let's Go Fly a Coot" Frickin' "You didn't need a frickin' gift bag, because you just went to a frickin' party!"

Season 27

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Puffless" Homer Simpson Bitchin' "Because, face it, Marge, your family doesn't like me. Never did, not even when I had hair and a future and a bitchin' Pontiac GTO."
"Much Apu About Something" Jay Nahasapeemapetilon Bitch "I just bitch-slapped your Kwik-E-Mart into the 21st century."
"Love Is in the N2-O2-Ar-CO2-Ne-He-CH4" Professor Frink Frickin' ""He's got a girl?" Give me a frickin' break."

Season 28

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Looking for Mr. Goodbart" Bart Simpson Piss "Wait, that's okay to say? Taking the piss! Taking the piss! Taking the piss! Taking the piss! Taking the piss!"

Season 29

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Haw-Haw Land" Kearney Zzyzwicz Bastard "Bastard!"
Brendan Beiderbecke Bloody "Bloody hell."
"Homer Is Where the Art Isn't" Megan Matheson Bitch "You smug son of a bitch!"
"3 Scenes Plus a Tag from a Marriage" Homer Simpson Bitch "And baby Bart was the worst son of a bitch you could imagine."

Season 30

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Woo-Hoo Dunnit?" Lou Bastard "The sick bastard licked those walls clean!"

Season 31

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"Thanksgiving of Horror" Kitchen A.I. Bitch "That bitch."
"Todd, Todd, Why Hast Thou Forsaken Me?" Gautama Buddha Frickin' "You couldn't even close Todd frickin' Flanders!"
"Highway to Well" FBI Agent Bastard "Come on, you fat bastard..."
""The Incredible Lightness of Being a Baby" Gym Instructor Bitches "Come on! I wanna see you bitches suffer!"
"Warrin' Priests: Part One" Moe Szyslak Frickin' "I'll frickin' do it."
"Warrin' Priests: Part Two" Julio Franco Bitch "Way to preach, bitch."
"Oh, relax, bitch."

Season 32

Episode name Character Word Sentence
"The Road to Cincinnati" Principal Skinner Bitch "Fire me?! You bald-pated son of a bitch."
"Sorry Not Sorry" Groundskeeper Willie Wanker "How I hate those wankers."

Games

The Simpsons Game

Level name Character Word Sentence
Bargain Bin Will Wright Bitch "I'm Will Wright, bitch!"

Others

Word Name Episode name Image
Bastard Li'l Bastard Clock-Tampering Kit "The Boy Who Knew Too Much" Lil Bastard Clock-Tampering Kit.png
Springfield Civic Center marquee "The Two Mrs. Nahasapeemapetilons" Springfield Civic Center.png
Lil' Bastard Mischief Kit "The Joy of Sect"
Lil' Bastard Brainwashing Kit
Bitch Nouveau Bitch "The D'oh-cial Network" Nouveau Bitch, Cold Navy, Markups & Spender, Nothing Under A Thousand.png
Pissed First Church of Springfield marquee "Special Edna" Special Edna Marquee.png

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