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This is a list of the [[The Itchy & Scratchy Show|Itchy and Scratchy]] cartoons shown on [[The Simpsons]]. There are currently 72 of them.
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This is a list of the '''''[[The Itchy & Scratchy Show|Itchy and Scratchy]]'' cartoons''' shown on ''[[The Simpsons]]''.<!-- There are currently 99 of them. --> ''Itchy & Scratchy'' cartoons in general are most likely a spoof of ''{{W|Tom and Jerry}}'' and ''{{W|Herman and Katnip}}'', but the individual cartoon shorts often spoof particular topics of their own.
==100-Yard Gash==
 
'''Title Pun:''' 100-Yard Dash<br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Lisa's First Word]]
 
  
'''Synopsis:''' The scene is at an [[Olympic Games]]. A fanfare is heard, and then the theme for ''[[Chariots of Fire]]'' begins playing. Scratchy is participating in the 100-Yard Dash event. Itchy nails Scratchy's skin to the floor. Scratchy takes off skinless and wins the race. Later, his skeleton is shown on a [[Wheaties]] box.
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== Cartoons ==
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{{Table|
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{{TH|Picture}}
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{{TH|Cartoon}}
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{{TH|Title Pun}}
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{{TH|Appearance}}
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{{TH|Season}}
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{{TCsT|
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=== # ===
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|5|color=#e9d677}}
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{{TBT|[[File:100-Yard-Gash.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[100 Yard Gash]]"}}
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{{TB|"100-Yard Dash"}}
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{{TB|"[[Lisa's First Word]]"}}
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{{TB|4}}
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{{TBT|[[File:500-Yard-Gash.jpg|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[500-Yard Gash]]"}}
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{{TB|"500-Yard Dash"}}
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{{TB|''[[The Simpsons: Hit & Run]]''}}
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{{TB|-}}
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{{TBT|[[File:500 Easy Pieces.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[500 Easy Pieces]]"}}
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{{TB|''{{W|Five Easy Pieces}}''}}
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{{TB|[[Butterfinger]] commercial}}
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{{TB|-}}
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{{TBT|[[File:The 7000-Year Itchy.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|''"[[The 7000-Year Itchy]]''"}}
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{{TB|''{{W|The Seven Year Itch}}''}}
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{{TB|Self-contained comic story}}
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{{TB|-}}
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{{TCsT|
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=== A ===
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|5|color=#e9d677}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Aaahhh! Wilderness!.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Aaahhh! Wilderness!]]"}}
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{{TB|''{{W|Ah, Wilderness!}}''}}
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{{TB|"[[Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood]]"}}
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{{TB|5}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Aint-I-A-Stinger.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Ain't I a Stinger?]]"}}
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{{TB|"{{W|Bugs Bunny|Ain't I a Stinker?}}"}}
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{{TB|"[[Homer the Father]]"}}
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{{TB|22}}
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{{TCsT|
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=== B ===
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|5|color=#e9d677}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Bang the Cat Slowly.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Bang the Cat Slowly]]"}}
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{{TB|''{{W|Bang the Drum Slowly}}''}}
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{{TB|"[[Stark Raving Dad]]"}}
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{{TB|3}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Bash to the Future.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Bash to the Future]]"}}
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{{TB|''{{ap|Back to the Future|franchise}}''}}
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{{TB|Self-contained comic story}}
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{{TB|-}}
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{{TBT|[[File:The Bashin' of the Christ.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[The Bashin' of the Christ]]"}}
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{{TB|''{{W|The Passion of the Christ}}''}}
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{{TB|"[[The Nightmare After Krustmas]]"}}
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{{TB|28}}
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{{TBT|[[File:The Battle of Slaughter-Loo.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[The Battle of Slaughter-Loo]]"}}
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{{TB|{{W|Battle of Waterloo}}}}
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{{TB|"[[The Wandering Juvie]]"}}
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{{TB|15}}
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{{TBT|[[File:The Beagle Has Landed.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[The Beagle Has Landed]]"}}
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{{TB|''{{W|The Eagle Has Landed}}''}}
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{{TB|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}
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{{TB|8}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Black & Blue Swan.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Black & Blue Swan]]"}}
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{{TB|''{{W|Black Swan}}''}}
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{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}
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{{TB|23}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Bleeder-Pack.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Bleeder of the Pack]]"}}
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{{TB|"{{W|Leader of the Pack}}"}}
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{{TB|"[[C.E. D'oh]]"}}
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{{TB|14}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Breaking Dad.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Breaking Dad]]"}}
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{{TB|''[[Breaking Bad]]''}}
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{{TB|"[[Clown in the Dumps]]"}}
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{{TB|26}}
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{{TBT|[[File:A Briss Before Dying.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[A Briss Before Dying]]"}}
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{{TB|''{{W|A Kiss Before Dying}}''}}
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{{TB|"[[Today I Am a Clown]]"}}
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{{TB|15}}
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{{TBT|[[File:BuckChopsHereTitleCard.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[The Buck Chops Here]]"}}
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{{TB|"{{W|Buck passing|The Buck stops here}}"}}
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{{TB|"[[Burns' Heir]]"}}
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{{TB|5}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Burning-Mouse.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Burning Down the Mouse]]"}}
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{{TB|"{{W|Burning Down the House}}"}}
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{{TB|"[[Homer Goes to College]]"}}
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{{TB|5}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Burning Love (InS) Title Card.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Burning Love]]"}}
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{{TB|"{{W|Burning Love}}"}}
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{{TB|"[[Krusty Gets Busted]]"}}
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{{TB|1}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Butter Off Dead.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Butter Off Dead]]"}}
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{{TB|''{{W2|Better Off Dead|film}}''}}
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{{TB|"[[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]"}}
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{{TB|13}}
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{{TCsT|
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=== C ===
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|5|color=#e9d677}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Cain Dis-abled.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|''"[[Cain Dis-Abled]]''"}}
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{{TB|{{W|Cain and Abel}}}}
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{{TB|''[[Snake's Kin]]''}}
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{{TB|-}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Candle in the Wound.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Candle in the Wound]]"}}
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{{TB|"{{W|Candle in the Wind}}"}}
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{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror IX]]"}}
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{{TB|10}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Cat Splat Fever.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Cat Splat Fever]]"}}
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{{TB|''{{W|Cat Scratch Fever}}''}}
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{{TB|"[[Radio Bart]]"}}
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{{TB|3}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Cat's in the Cradle.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Cat's in the Cradle]]"}}
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{{TB|-}}
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{{TB|"[[Labor Pains]]"}}
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{{TB|25}}
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{{TBT|[[File:The Cat's Speech.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[The Cat's Speech]]"}}
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{{TB|''{{W|The King's Speech}}''}}
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{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}
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{{TB|23}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Cat-Sup.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Cat-Sup]]"}}
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{{TB|{{W|Ketchup}}}}
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{{TB|"[[Looking for Mr. Goodbart]]"}}
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{{TB|28}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Catatouille.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Catatouille]]"}}
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{{TB|''{{W2|Ratatouille|film}}''}}
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{{TB|"[[Pay Pal]]"}}
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{{TB|25}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Itchy and Scratchy Chest Guts Roasting.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|''[[Chest Guts Roasting]]''}}
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{{TB|Chestnuts Roasting}}
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{{TB|Self-contained comic story}}
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{{TB|-}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Choco-Pussy or Dip and Let Die!-title card.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Choco-Pussy or Dip and Let Die!]]"}}
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{{TB|''{{W|Octopussy}}''<br>''{{W2|Live and Let Die|film}}''}}
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{{TB|''[[Bart Simpson and the Krusty Brand Fun Factory]]''}}
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{{TB|-}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Circus of the Scars.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Circus of the Scars]]"}}
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{{TB|''{{W|Circus of the Stars}}''}}
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{{TB|"[[The Bart Wants What It Wants]]"}}
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{{TB|13}}
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{{TBT|[[File:ComeFlayWithMe.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Come Flay with Me]]"}}
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{{TB|"{{W2|Come Fly with Me|song}}"}}
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{{TB|"[[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]"}}
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{{TB|19}}
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{{TCsT|
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=== D ===
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|5|color=#e9d677}}
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{{TBT|[[File:D'oh Piercer.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[D'oh Piercer]]"}}
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{{TB|"{{W|Snowpiercer}}"}}
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{{TB|"[[Treehouse of Horror XXXII]]"}}
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{{TB|33}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Dancing with the Scars.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Dancing with the Scars]]"}}
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{{TB|"{{W|Dancing with the Stars}}"}}
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{{TB|"[[Kamp Krustier]]"}}
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{{TB|28}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Dazed and Contused.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Dazed and Contused]]"}}
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{{TB|"{{W2|Dazed and Confused|song}}"}}
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{{TB|"[[The Front]]"}}
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{{TB|4}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Deaf Comedy Blam.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Deaf Comedy Blam!]]"}}
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{{TB|''{{W|Def Comedy Jam}}''}}
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{{TB|"[[In Marge We Trust]]"}}
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{{TB|8}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Death Shawarma-ed Over.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Death Shawarma-ed Over]]"}}
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{{TB|Death Warmed Over}}
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{{TB|"{{ap|Krusty the Clown|episode}}"}}
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{{TB|30}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Itchy and Scratchy DiePodSlaylist.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[diePod Slaylist]]"}}
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{{TB|[[MyPod]] playlist}}
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{{TB|"[[MyPods and Boomsticks]]"}}
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{{TB|20}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Dogday Hellody of 1933.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Dogday Hellody of 1933]]"}}
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{{TB|"Broadway Melody of 1974"}}
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{{TB|"[[How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?]]"}}
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{{TB|22}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Downton Tabby.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Downton Tabby]]"}}
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{{TB|''{{W|Downton Abbey}}''}}
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{{TB|"[[The Winter of His Content]]"}}
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{{TB|25}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Dude, Where's My Ear?.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Dude, Where's My Ear?]]"}}
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{{TB|''{{W|Dude, Where's My Car?}}''}}
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{{TB|''[[O Bart, Where Art Thou?]]''}}
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{{TB|-}}
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{{TCsT|
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=== E ===
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|5|color=#e9d677}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Esophagus Now.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Esophagus Now]]"}}
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{{TB|''[[Apocalypse Now]]''}}
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{{TB|"[[Lisa the Vegetarian]]"}}
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{{TB|7}}
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{{TCsT|
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=== F ===
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|5|color=#e9d677}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Itchy & Scratchy Face-Lift Feline.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Face-Lift Feline]]"}}
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{{TB|-}}
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{{TB|Self-contained comic story}}
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{{TB|-}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Facehuggin Frolics.jpg|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Facehuggin' Frolics]]"}}
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{{TB|-}}
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{{TB|''[[In Springfield No One Can Hear You Scream]]''}}
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{{TB|-}}
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{{TBT|[[File:I&S&M.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"{{ap|Field of Screams|Itchy & Scratchy & Marge}}"}}
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{{TRs|''{{W|Field of Dreams}}''|2}}
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{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}
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{{TB|2}}
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{{TBT|[[File:FieldOfScreamsTitleCard.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"{{ap|Field of Screams|Like Father, Like Clown}}"}}
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{{TB|"[[Like Father, Like Clown]]"}}
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{{TB|3}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Flay Me to the Moon - Homer the Heretic.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Flay Me to the Moon]]"}}
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{{TB|"{{W|Fly Me to the Moon}}"}}
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{{TB|"[[Homer the Heretic]]"}}
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{{TB|4}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Foster Pussycat.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Foster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!]]"}}
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{{TB|''{{W|Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!}}''}}
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{{TB|"[[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]"}}
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{{TB|7}}
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{{TBT|[[File:FourFuneralsWedding.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Four Funerals and a Wedding]]"}}
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{{TB|''{{W|Four Weddings and a Funeral}}''}}
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{{TB|"[[A Star Is Burns]]"}}
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{{TB|6}}
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{{TBT|[[File:FromHereToInfirmity.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[From Here to Infirmity]]"}}
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{{TB|''{{W|From Here to Eternity}}''}}
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{{TB|"[[HOMЯ]]"}}
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{{TB|12}}
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{{TCsT|
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=== G ===
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|5|color=#e9d677}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Game Called Because of Pain.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Game Called Because of Pain]]"}}
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{{TB|''{{W|Tough Call|Game Called Because of Rain}}''}}
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{{TB|Self-contained comic story}}
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{{TB|-}}
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{{TBT|[[File:The Garfield Assassination.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[The Garfield Assassination]]"}}
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{{TB|''{{W|Assassination of James A. Garfield}}''}}
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{{TB|"[[The Cad and the Hat]]"}}
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{{TB|28}}
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{{TBT|[[File:GermsOfEndearmentTitleCard.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Germs of Endearment]]"}}
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{{TB|''{{W|Terms of Endearment}}''}}
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{{TB|"[[Marge in Chains]]"}}
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{{TB|4}}
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{{TBT|[[File:The Glass Moan-Agerie.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[The Glass Moan-agerie]]"}}
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{{TB|''{{W|The Glass Menagerie}}''}}
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{{TB|"[[Girly Edition]]"}}
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{{TB|9}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Good Cats, Bad Choices.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Good Cats, Bad Choices]]"}}
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{{TB|"''Good kids, bad choices''"}}
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{{TB|"[[Bart After Dark]]"}}
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{{TB|8}}
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{{TBT|[[File:The Great Brawl of China.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[The Great Brawl of China]]"}}
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{{TB|The {{W|Great Wall of China}}}}
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{{TB|"[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]"}}
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{{TB|22}}
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{{TBT|[[File:The Great British Slaying Show.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[The Great British Slaying Show]]"}}
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{{TB|''{{W|The Great British Bake Off|The Great British Baking Show}}''}}
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{{TB|"[[Bartless]]"}}
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{{TB|34}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Great Expectorations - title card.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Great Expectorations]]"}}
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{{TB|''[[Great Expectations]]''}}
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{{TB|''[[The Dickens You Say]]''}}
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{{TB|-}}
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{{TCsT|
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=== H ===
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|5|color=#e9d677}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Hold That Feline.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Hold That Feline]]"}}
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{{TB|"''Hold That Line''"}}
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{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}
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{{TB|2}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Hoop Screams.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Hoop Screams]]"}}
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{{TB|''{{W|Hoop Dreams}}''}}
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{{TB|"[[Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life]]"}}
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{{TB|22}}
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{{TBT|[[File:House of Pain.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[House of Pain]]" or "[[This Old Mouse]]"}}
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{{TB|''{{W|This Old House}}''}}
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{{TB|"[[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]"}}
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{{TB|3}}
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{{TCsT|
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=== I ===
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|5|color=#e9d677}}
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{{TBT|[[File:I Can See Clearly Now My Brain is Gone.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[I Can See Clearly Now My Brain is Gone]]}}
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{{TB|"{{W|I Can See Clearly Now|I can see clearly now the rain is gone}}"}}
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{{TB|''[[The Simpsons: Virtual Springfield]]''}}
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{{TB|-}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Im Getting Buried in the Morning-Title Card.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[I'm Getting Buried in the Morning]]"}}
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{{TB|"{{W|Get Me to the Church on Time|I'm getting married in the morning}}"}}
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{{TB|"[[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]"}}
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{{TB|3}}
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{{TBT|[[File:It's a Wonderful Knife.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[It's a Wonderful Knife]]"}}
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{{TRs|''[[It's a Wonderful Life]]''|3}}
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{{TB|Self-contained comic story}}
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{{TB|-}}
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{{TBT|[[File:It's a Wonderful Knife WCB.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"{{ap|It's a Wonderful Knife|White Christmas Blues}}"}}
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{{TB|"[[White Christmas Blues]]"}}
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{{TB|25}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Its a Wonderful Slice.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[It's a Wonderful Slice]]"}}
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{{TB|Self-contained comic story}}
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{{TB|-}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Itchy & Scratchy Meet Fritz the Cat.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|''[[Itchy & Scratchy Meet Fritz the Cat]]''}}
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{{TB|''{{W2|Fritz the Cat|film}}''}}
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{{TB|"[[The Day the Violence Died]]"}}
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{{TB|7}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Itchy & Scratchy on Ice.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy on Ice]]"}}
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{{TB|-}}
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{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}
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{{TB|2}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Itchy Scratchys Bloody New Year.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy's Bloody New Year]]"}}
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{{TB|-}}
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{{TB|''[[Holiday Entertainment TV Listings]]''}}
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{{TB|-}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Power Tool Tips title.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy's Power Tool Safety Tips]]"}}
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{{TB|-}}
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{{TB|Self-contained comic story}}
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{{TB|-}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Itchy Blandings Builds His Scream House.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Itchy Blandings Builds His Scream House]]"}}
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{{TB|''{{W2|Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House|novel}}''}}
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{{TB|''[[What's the Frequency, Simpson?]]''}}
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{{TB|-}}
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{{TCsT|
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=== K ===
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|5|color=#e9d677}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Heinous Funnies Kill 'Er Up With Regular.gif|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Heinous Funnies: Kill 'Er Up With Regular|Kill-Er-Up With Regular]]"}}
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{{TB|"Fill 'er up with regular"}}
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{{TB|Self-contained comic story}}
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{{TB|-}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Kitchen Kut-Ups.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Kitchen Kut-Ups]]"}}
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{{TB|-}}
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{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}
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{{TB|2}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Kitty-Kill-Title.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Kitty-Kill Condition]]"}}
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{{TB|{{W|Critical condition}}}}
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{{TB|"[[The Heartbroke Kid]]"}}
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{{TB|16}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Kitty-Kitty Bang-Bang.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Kitty-Kitty Bang-Bang]]"}}
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{{TB|''{{W2|Chitty Chitty Bang Bang|disambiguation}}''}}
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{{TB|"[[Brother from the Same Planet]]"}}
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{{TB|4}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Koyaanis-Scratchy.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|"[[Koyaanis-Scratchy: Death out of Balance]]"}}
 +
{{TB|''{{W|Koyaanisqatsi: Life out of Balance}}''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Stealing First Base]]"}}
 +
{{TB|21}}
 +
{{TCsT|
 +
=== L ===
 +
|5|color=#e9d677}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:The Last Traction Hero.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"{{ap|The Last Traction Hero|I&S episode}}"}}
 +
{{TB|"{{W|Last Action Hero}}"}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}}
 +
{{TB|6}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:LeadItBleed.jpg|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Lead It Bleed]]"}}
 +
{{TB|"{{W2|Let It Be|song}}"}}
 +
{{TB|Self-contained comic story}}
 +
{{TB|-}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Leave It To Cleaver.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Leave It To Cleaver]]"}}
 +
{{TB|''{{W2|Leave It to Beaver|film}}''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[No Good Read Goes Unpunished]]"}}
 +
{{TB|29}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Let Them Eat Scratchy.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Let Them Eat Scratchy]]"}}
 +
{{TB|"{{W|Let them eat cake}}"}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Bart Gets an "F"]]"}}
 +
{{TB|2}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Little Barbershop of Horrors-Title.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Little Barbershop of Horrors]]"}}
 +
{{TB|''{{W|The Little Shop of Horrors}}''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Front]]"}}
 +
{{TB|4}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Love Gory.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Love Gory]]"}}
 +
{{TB|''[[Love Story]]''}}
 +
{{TB|Self-contained comic story}}
 +
{{TB|-}}
 +
{{TCsT|
 +
=== M ===
 +
|5|color=#e9d677}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Manhatten Madness.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|''[[Manhattan Madness]]''}}
 +
{{TB|''{{W|Mouse in Manhattan}}''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Day the Violence Died]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Messenger of Death.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Messenger of Death]]"}}
 +
{{TB|-}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}
 +
{{TB|2}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Pica y Rasca Mi Junta es su Junta.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Pica y Rasca: Mi Junta es su Junta|Mi Junta es su Junta]]"}}
 +
{{TB|"{{W|Mi casa es tu casa|Mi casa es su casa}}"}}
 +
{{TB|''[[Viva Bart]]''}}
 +
{{TB|-}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:MooGooGaiPain.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Moo Goo Gai Pain]]"}}
 +
{{TB|{{W|Moo goo gai pan}}}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]"}}
 +
{{TB|15}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:MouseMD.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Mouse M.D.]]"}}
 +
{{TB|''{{W2|House|TV series|House, M.D.}}''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Postcards from the Wedge]]"}}
 +
{{TB|21}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Itchy & Scratchy in Mousery.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Mousery]]"}}
 +
{{TB|''{{W2|Misery|novel}}''}}
 +
{{TB|Self-contained comic story}}
 +
{{TB|-}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Mousetrapping a Murderer.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Mousetrapping a Murderer]]"}}
 +
{{TB|''{{W|Making a Murderer}}''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Trust but Clarify]]"}}
 +
{{TB|28}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:My Bloody Valentine.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[My Bloody Valentine]]"}}
 +
{{TB|"{{W|My Funny Valentine}}"<br>{{W|My Bloody Valentine}}}}
 +
{{TB|"[[I Love Lisa]]"}}
 +
{{TB|4}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:MyDinnerWithItchy-Title.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[My Dinner with Itchy]]"}}
 +
{{TB|''{{W|My Dinner with Andre}}''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Homer Defined]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3}}
 +
{{TCsT|
 +
=== N ===
 +
|5|color=#e9d677}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Nine and One Half Leaks.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Nine and One Half Leaks]]"}}
 +
{{TB|''{{W|9½ Weeks}}''}}
 +
{{TB|''[[The Simpsons: Virtual Springfield]]''}}
 +
{{TB|-}}
 +
{{TCsT|
 +
=== O ===
 +
|5|color=#e9d677}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:O Solo Meow.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[O Solo Meow]]"}}
 +
{{TB|"{{W|'O Sole Mio}}"}}
 +
{{TB|"[[When Flanders Failed]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Of Mice and Menace!.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Of Mice and Menace!]]"}}
 +
{{TB|''{{W|Of Mice and Men}}''}}
 +
{{TB|Self-contained comic story}}
 +
{{TB|-}}
 +
{{TCsT|
 +
=== P ===
 +
|5|color=#e9d677}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:P.U..png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[P.U.]]"}}
 +
{{TB|''{{W2|Up|2009 film}}''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Loan-a Lisa]]"}}
 +
{{TB|22}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Par.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Par for the Corpse]]"}}
 +
{{TB|"Par for the course"}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Blame It on Lisa]]"}}
 +
{{TB|13}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:A Pie for A Pie.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[A Pie for a Pie]]"}}
 +
{{TB|An Eye for an Eye}}
 +
{{TB|''[[The Booty]]''}}
 +
{{TB|-}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Pitchfork Perfect.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Pitchfork Perfect]]"}}
 +
{{TB|''{{W|Pitch Perfect}}''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy]]"}}
 +
{{TB|30}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Pinitchio.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|''[[Pinitchio]]''}}
 +
{{TB|''{{W2|Pinocchio|1940 film}}''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}}
 +
{{TB|6}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:PlanetOfTheAches-Title.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Planet of the Aches]]"}}
 +
{{TB|''[[Planet of the Apes]]''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Bart of Darkness]]"}}
 +
{{TB|6}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Porch Pals.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Porch Pals]]"}}
 +
{{TB|-}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}
 +
{{TB|2}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Post Neutered Pets.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Post Neutered Pets]]"}}
 +
{{TB|-}}
 +
{{TB|''[[The Immigration of the Body Snatchers]]''}}
 +
{{TB|-}}
 +
{{TCsT|
 +
=== R ===
 +
|5|color=#e9d677}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Rasta, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Rasta, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!]]"}}
 +
{{TB|''{{W|Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!}}''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Yellow Subterfuge]]"}}
 +
{{TB|25}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Remember the Alimony.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Remember the Alimony]]"}}
 +
{{TB|"{{W|Battle of the Alamo|Remember the Alamo}}"}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Every Man's Dream]]"}}
 +
{{TB|27}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Remembrance of Things Slashed.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Remembrance of Things Slashed]]"}}
 +
{{TB|''{{W|Remembrance of Things Past}}''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Day the Violence Died]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Reservoir Cats title.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Reservoir Cats]]"}}
 +
{{TB|''{{W|Reservoir Dogs}}''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]"}}
 +
{{TB|8}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Roses are Red, Violence is Due.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Roses Are Red, Violence Is Due]]"}}
 +
{{TB|"{{W|Roses are red, violets are blue}}"}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Daughter Also Rises]]"}}
 +
{{TB|23}}
 +
{{TCsT|
 +
=== S ===
 +
|5|color=#e9d677}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Safety First.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Safety First]]"}}
 +
{{TB|-}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Simpsons Ride]]}}
 +
{{TB|-}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Scar Trek The Next Laceration.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Scar Trek: The Next Laceration]]"}}
 +
{{TB|''{{W|Star Trek: The Next Generation}}''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Deep Space Homer]]"}}
 +
{{TB|5}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Scar Wars.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Scar Wars]]"}}
 +
{{TB|''[[Star Wars]]''}}
 +
{{TB|''[[Cabin Fervor]]''}}
 +
{{TB|-}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Scratchtasia.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|''[[Scratchtasia]]''}}
 +
{{TB|''{{W2|Fantasia|film}}''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]"}}
 +
{{TB|6}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Screams from a Mall-Title.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Screams from a Mall]]"}}
 +
{{TB|''{{W|Scenes from a Mall}}''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Front]]"}}
 +
{{TB|4}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Shaving Private Scratchy - title card.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Shaving Private Scratchy]]"}}
 +
{{TB|''{{W|Saving Private Ryan}}''}}
 +
{{TB|''[[The Homer Show]]''}}
 +
{{TB|-}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Single Whacked Feline.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Single Whacked Feline]]"}}
 +
{{TB|''{{W|Single White Female}}''}}
 +
{{TB|''[[Bart Like Me]]''}}
 +
{{TB|-}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Slaughter.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Slaughter is the Best Medicine]]"}}
 +
{{TB|"''Laughter is the best medicine''"}}
 +
{{TB|UK [[Sky One]] commercial}}
 +
{{TB|-}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Skinless in Seattle.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Skinless in Seattle]]"}}
 +
{{TB|''{{W|Sleepless in Seattle}}''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Bart Sells His Soul]]"}}
 +
{{TB|7}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:The Social Petwork.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Social Petwork]]"}}
 +
{{TB|''{{W|The Social Network}}''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Ten-Per-Cent Solution]]"}}
 +
{{TB|23}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:The Sounds of Silencers.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Sounds of Silencers]]"}}
 +
{{TB|"{{W|The Sound of Silence}}"}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Bart the Murderer]]"}}
 +
{{TB|3}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Spay Anything.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Spay Anything]]"}}
 +
{{TB|''{{W|Say Anything}}''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Cape Feare]]"}}
 +
{{TB|5}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Spherical on 34th Street.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Spherical on 34th Street]]"}}
 +
{{TB|''[[Miracle on 34th Street]]''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Funeral for a Fiend]]"}}
 +
{{TB|19}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Steamboat Itchy.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|''[[Steamboat Itchy]]''}}
 +
{{TB|''{{W|Steamboat Willie}}''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"}}
 +
{{TB|4}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Sundae Bloody Sundae.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Sundae Bloody Sundae]]"}}
 +
{{TB|''{{W|Sunday Bloody Sunday}}''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]"}}
 +
{{TB|2}}
 +
{{TCsT|
 +
=== T ===
 +
|5|color=#e9d677}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:The Tears of a Clone.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Tears of a Clone]]"}}
 +
{{TB|"{{W|Tears of a Clown}}"}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Little Big Mom]]"}}
 +
{{TB|11}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:ThatHappyCat.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|''[[That Happy Cat]]''}}
 +
{{TB|''{{W2|That Darn Cat!|1965 film}}''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"}}
 +
{{TB|4}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Itchy and Scratchy This Blood's for You.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[This Blood's for You]]"}}
 +
{{TB|{{W|Budweiser|This Bud's for You}}}}
 +
{{TB|Self-contained comic story}}
 +
{{TB|-}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:ToKillATalkingBird.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[To Kill a Talking Bird]]"}}
 +
{{TB|''{{ap|To Kill a Mockingbird|book}}''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Jaws Wired Shut]]"}}
 +
{{TB|13}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:The Truth About Cats and Mice.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Truth About Cats and Mice]]"}}
 +
{{TB|''{{W|The Truth About Cats & Dogs}}''}}
 +
{{TB|Self-contained comic story}}
 +
{{TB|-}}
 +
{{TRsT|[[File:Twister 'Round the Clock.png|250px]]|2}}
 +
{{TRs|"[[Twister 'Round the Clock]]"|2}}
 +
{{TB|"{{W2|The Twist|song}}"}}
 +
{{TRs|''[[Springfield: Year Zero]]''|2}}
 +
{{TRs|-|2}}
 +
{{TBT|"{{W|Rock Around the Clock}}"}}
 +
{{TCsT|
 +
=== U ===
 +
|5|color=#e9d677}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:The Un-Natural.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Un-Natural]]"}}
 +
{{TB|''{{W|The Natural}}''}}
 +
{{TB|"[[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]"}}
 +
{{TB|19}}
 +
{{TCsT|
 +
=== W ===
 +
|5|color=#e9d677}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:WhatsNukedPussycat.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[What's Nuked, Pussycat?]]"}}
 +
{{TB|"{{W|What's New Pussycat?}}"}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Fraudcast News]]"}}
 +
{{TB|15}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Why Do Fools Fall in Lava - Itchy and Scratchy.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Why Do Fools Fall in Lava?]]"}}
 +
{{TB|"{{W2|Why Do Fools Fall in Love?|song}}"}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}
 +
{{TB|8}}
 +
}}
  
==500-Yard Gash==
+
=== Untitled cartoons ===
'''Title Pun:''' 500-Yard Dash<br>
+
{{Table|
'''Simpsons Episode:''' ''[[The Simpsons Hit & Run]]'' (video game)
+
{{TH|Picture}}
 +
{{TH|Plot}}
 +
{{TH|Appears in:}}
 +
{{TH|Season}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Itchy and Scratchy - The Bart Simpson Show.jpg|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|[[Scratchy]] chases [[Itchy]] with an axe until Itchy stops and produces a pin-up poster depicting an attractive female cat; as Scratchy moons over the poster, Itchy shoves a lit stick of dynamite into his mouth; the resulting explosion blows Scratchy's head right off of his body.}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Bart Simpson Show]]"}}
 +
{{TB|'''Shorts season:''' [[The Simpsons shorts#Season 3: 1988 - 1989|3]]}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Itchy and Scratchy - Simpson Christmas.jpg|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|Despite not being shown entire, the episode is described by Bart as a sugary Christmas special. From what is seen on screen, Itchy and Scratchy are seen holding hands and waving happily in the snow whilst wearing Santa Claus hats.
  
This episode, which seems to be loosely based on "100-Yard Gash" (see above), appears in the video game ''[[The Simpsons Hit & Run]]'' once the player has collected all the collector cards. In this version, Itchy surreptitiously injects Scratchy with steroids just as the race is about to begin. At first, this makes Scratchy faster and stronger, allowing him to circle the earth several times in the time it takes Itchy to almost reach the finish line. However, the exertion takes its toll on Scratchy, and his heart literally explodes mere feet away from the finish line. The final scene shows Itchy on the winner's stand, holding Scratchy's head.  This short is unique in that it was animated in cel-shaded 3D, like the rest of the game, as opposed to traditional animation.
+
Oddly, this short appears to contain no violence or gore.}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Simpson Christmas]]"}}
 +
{{TB|'''Shorts season:''' [[The Simpsons shorts#Season 3: 1988 - 1989|3]]}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Itchy & Scratchy cartoon (There's No Disgrace Like Home).png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|Scratchy chases Itchy into his mouse hole and gets his head stuck. Itchy then shoves a bomb in Scratchy's throat, and it explodes. Scratchy's skeleton (arms, legs, tail and ribcage) remains outside the hole, with the ribcage forming an arch over the hole. Itchy is then seen rolling Scratchy's head through the ribcage.}}
 +
{{TB|"[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Season 1|1]]}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Itchy & Scratchy bombs.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|Itchy knocks Scratchy's eyes out with a sledge hammer, and Scratchy kneels and starts feeling around the floor for his eyes. Itchy produces two small bombs (with fuses lit) and puts them in front of Scratchy for him to find. Scratchy grabs the bombs, thinks they are his eyes, and puts them in his eye sockets. Shortly after that, Scratchy is in front of a mirror combing his hair when he notices the bombs. Scratchy screams and the bombs explode.}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Season 2|2]]}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:ItchyScratchyMarge.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|Itchy rigs the grave of a deceased Scratchy with explosives, then detonates them, sending Scratchy's screaming skeletal corpse flying into the air.}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Season 2|2]]}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:ItchyScratchyMarge2.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|Itchy and Scratchy pull larger and larger guns on each other, until Itchy fires, launching Scratchy directly into the sun.}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Season 2|2]]}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Itchy and Scratchy dance.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|Itchy and Scratchy dance.}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Season 2|2]]}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Scratchy reads Itchy a bedtime story.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|Scratchy reads Itchy a bedtime story.}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Season 2|2]]}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Itchy & Scratchy (When Flanders Failed).png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|Scratchy is burning up.}}
 +
{{TB|"[[When Flanders Failed]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Season 3|3]]}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:ItchyScratchyJFK.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|This cartoon was guest-directed by {{W|Oliver Stone}}, and parodies [[Jack Ruby]]'s killing of [[Lee Harvey Oswald]], the man charged with the {{W|assassination of John F. Kennedy|assassination}} of [[John F. Kennedy]]. Here, a handcuffed Scratchy is being led through a crowd by two plainclothed law enforcement officials. Itchy leaps out from the crowd, draws a gun and shoots Scratchy. The screen freezes just as the bullet hits Scratchy, and we hear someone say, "Oh God, get his gun!".}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Whacking Day]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Season 4|4]]}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Itchy & Scratchy vs. Hitler.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|As part of an episode of ''[[Eye on Springfield]]'', [[Kent Brockman]] takes a look at the history of Itchy & Scratchy, and shows a clip from this World War II-era propaganda cartoon. Here, Itchy and Scratchy pummel [[Adolf Hitler]] to a fine mess and finally decapitate him with an axe. Itchy and Scratchy then shake hands, only for the former to decapitate the latter as well. President [[Franklin D. Roosevelt]] then appears and starts kicking the remains of Scratchy, while Itchy holds up a sign reading "Save scrap iron".}}
 +
{{TB|"[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Season 4|4]]}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Itchy & Scratchy cartoon (The Day the Violence Died).png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|The first new cartoon after Roger Myers Jr.'s studio is back in business. Itchy chases Scratchy in a desert-like landscape until Itchy notices a church and stops to pray. Scratchy meanwhile keeps running until he is squashed by the foot of [[God]] and is sent to Hell, where he burns in the Lake of Fire. Meanwhile, Itchy and God (who has the face of a mouse) are watching him from atop a cloud, shake hands and then wink at the camera.}}
 +
{{TB|"[[The Day the Violence Died]]"}}
 +
{{TB|[[Season 7|7]]}}
 +
{{TBT|[[File:Scratchy Pool Eyes.png|250px]]}}
 +
{{TB|Ratings of ''The Itchy & Scratchy Show'' were sagging, so executives from the show had the kids watch several cartoon clips in order to find out what kids liked and in turn find out what they needed to do to improve the show. The focus group consisted of Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson, [[Milhouse Van Houten]], [[Ralph Wiggum]]. Nelson Muntz, and an unnamed girl about Bart's age.
  
==500 Easy Pieces==
+
In the first clip, Itchy and Scratchy are playing pool. Itchy does a jump shot with the cue ball and hits Scratchy in the face, knocking out his eyeballs. Scratchy feels around the table for his eyes and finds the "6" and "9" pool balls, which he places into his eye sockets.
'''Title pun:''' ''[[Five Easy Pieces]]''
 
  
'''Simpsons Episode:''' Butterfinger commercial.
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The kids found the cartoon to be very funny, but they liked '''everything''' they were shown. This presented the ''Itchy & Scratchy'' executives with a problem: with no information about what kids didn't like, they had no idea what changes they needed to make to the show. Roger Meyers, Jr., who was in the observation booth, became frustrated and turned on the lights, revealing himself to the kids. He then yelled at the kids, "Just tell me what's wrong with the freakin' show!" Lisa then explained that there was nothing wrong with the show, but perhaps the characters were losing some impact after so many years. That gave Meyers the idea of introducing a new character, which turned out to be [[Poochie]].}}
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{{TB|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Season 8|8]]}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Frozen Scratchy & Poochie.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|This is the last cartoon to feature the much despised character Poochie. During the background, the producers of ''The Itchy & Scratchy Show'' introduced Poochie to appeal to a newer audience. However, the move backfired and many viewers despised Poochie. As a result, the producers decided to kill off the character. [[Homer]], the voice of Poochie, objected to the move. In the original script, Itchy was supposed to cut off Poochie's head with a rusty chainsaw. However, Homer refused to cooperate and asked to read his own script. [[June Bellamy]], the voice of both Itchy and Scratchy, told producer [[Roger Meyers, Jr.]] to allow Homer to try his lines. Meyers relented, and Homer read his own script:
  
This is an ad for Butterfinger. Itchy puts the stethoscope in Scratchy's ear, then chomps on the Butterfinger and Scratchy shatters into pieces
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{{Quote|Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say. Do you?|Itchy}}
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{{Quote|Yes, I certainly do! Hello there, Itchy. I know there's a lot of people who don't like me and wish I would go away. I think we got off on the wrong foot. I know I can come off a little proactive, and for that I'm sorry. But if everyone could find a place in their hearts for the little dog that nobody wanted, I know we can make them laugh and cry until we grow old together.|Poochie}}
  
==A Briss Before Dying==
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In the finalized caeroon, Scratchy is part of an ice sculpture. Itchy starts sawing him with a chainsaw when Poochie appears. Itchy says that Poochie looks like he's got something to say, and Poochie replies (in Homer's voice) that he does. Poochie's mouth is then motionless while he says (in Roger Meyers' voice), "I have to go now. My planet needs me." The animation cel containing Poochie is crudely lifted up, making Poochie rise out of the picture. At the end of the episode, scrawled handwriting on the last frame says "Note: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet."
'''Title Pun:''' ''[[A Kiss Before Dying]]''<br>
 
'''Simpsons episode:''' ''[[Today I Am a Clown]]''
 
  
'''Sypnosis:''' [[Klezmer]] music. Itchy lies on a table between a congregation of [[Jewish]] mice and Scratchy, who is saying a [[Hebrew]] [[prayer]]: "Baruch atah adonai, alohienu melech haholahm, boray pur" (a familiar blessing said over wine). Scratchy then pulls out a scalpel to [[circumcise]] Itchy. Seeing the scalpel makes Itchy agitated. He jumps up on Scratchy's head, pulls his eyeballs out, and throws them out the window. Attacking Itchy, Scratchy cuts himself to pieces. Itchy picks them up and puts them through a mincer (the eyeballs reappear) and applies the product to the end of a tube, then blows it in a fireplace as if it were made of glass, turning it into a goblet. He wraps it and stamps on it while the other mice clap, shouting "Mazel Tov!" Krusty says "and that's what I believe in now! Hoo-hoo-ha-ha-ha!"
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During the aftermath, the audience at ''The Krusty the Clown Show'' cheers the ending. [[Krusty]] happily declares "Poochie's dead!" and has the [[blue-haired lawyer]] read a sworn affidavit that declares that Poochie will never return. Homer is at first outraged that they changed the episode, but soon gets over it.}}
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{{TB|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Season 8|8]]}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Scratchy Arrow Miss.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|This cartoon is the first cartoon of the show to air following the disastrous [[The Beagle Has Landed|introduction]] and much-cheered demise of Poochie. In this cartoon, Itchy is aiming a bow and arrow at Scratchy, who is standing with his back against a wall and an apple on his head. Itchy shoots the arrow , which pierces through the apple and hits the wall. Scratchy sighs in relief that the arrow missed him, but the "wall" is revealed to be a tank of carbolic acid, which springs a leak as a result of having been pierced by the arrow. Acid pours onto Scratchy, who is burned to the bones as he runs around screaming in pain. [[Bart]] declares the episode to be "classic Itchy & Scratchy", only for him and [[Lisa]] to decide to change the channel to see what else is on TV.}}
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{{TB|"[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Season 8|8]]}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Scratchy-CatsMusical.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|Scratchy buys a ticket to see the musical ''[[Cats]]''. Usher Itchy seats Scratchy in the front row. After only a few seconds, Scratchy becomes incredibly bored, produces a revolver, and shoots himself, blowing his head clean off. The audience member next to him, a matronly dog, is covered in blood and shushes Scratchy's headless corpse.}}
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{{TB|"[[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Season 17|17]]}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Itchy and Scratchy YKASWYW.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|Due to large cutbacks at the network, the normal voice actors quit, and Krusty was pressed into service to dub his voice over the cartoon. During the plot, Scratchy is walking down the street and notices a female cat made out of dynamite. He kisses her, and the decoy explodes, blowing Scratchy into pieces. Itchy walks out of a shop and starts juggling Scratchy's body parts in front of an audience of animals. Following that, Krusty's performance was very uninspired, as he sounded very uninterested in the cartoon—mainly due to annoyance at the fact that he was affected by the network's being fined $10,000,000 because of Kent Brockman's swearing on the air. Krusty reckoned that Itchy killed Scratchy because Scratchy was messing with his wife.}}
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{{TB|"[[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Season 18|18]]}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Itchy & Scratchy - Replaceable You.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|Itchy is a mad scientist working in his lab. Lying on the operating table is a large green-skinned corpse, his monster Scratchy. Itchy throws a switch, sending a charge of electricity into Scratchy. Itchy triumphantly cries, "It's alive!" as Scratchy slowly sits up. Itchy fires a shotgun at Scratchy, blowing the top of his head open, and Scratchy collapses back onto the table, dead again. Itchy then puts another brain into Scratchy's head, sews his head back up, and throws the switch again. Once again, Itchy cries, "It's alive!" as Scratchy sits up, and again, Itchy fires his shotgun at Scratchy. This time, however, Scratchy's head is blown clean off and goes flying out a window. Scratchy's head comes to rest in a sunlit field by a lake, near a little mouse girl picking daisies. Scratchy looks up at the girl and shyly says, "Friend?" The mouse girl smiles and holds out two daisies to Scratchy, but then quickly jams them into his eyes. Scratchy screams as blood pours from his eyes, and letters spelling "THE END" are seen on the petals of the daisies.}}
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{{TB|"[[Replaceable You]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Season 23|23]]}}
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{{TBT|[[File:Itchy & Scratchy - Manger Things.png|250px]]}}
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{{TB|Itchy and Scratchy are riding on a fan boat when a crocodile eats Scratchy. Itchy uses the fan to cut down the crocodile that produces on the beach a crocodile belt, a pair of crocodile boots and a crocodile purse. The crocodile's scream is then heard when Itchy opens the purse.}}
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{{TB|"[[Manger Things]]"}}
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{{TB|[[Season 32|32]]}}
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==Aah! Wilderness!==
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== ''The Itchy & Scratchy Movie'' ==
'''Title Pun:''' Ah! Wilderness! Eugene O'Neill's only comedy<br>
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{{main|The Itchy & Scratchy Movie}}
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Boy-Scoutz N the Hood]]
 
  
'''Synopsis:''' Itchy ties Scratchy to the ground and uses him as a shelter to the thunder storm. Scratchy is then struck by lightning multiple times.
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== Others ==
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=== Nazi Supermen are our Superiors ===
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'''Synopsis:''' While it's unsure if it's an Itchy & Scratchy cartoon, it is known that [[Roger Meyers, Sr.]] produced it in 1938, and it was the one exception to his being "beloved by the world".
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<br>'''Episode:''' "[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]" (''referenced'')
  
==The Battle of Slaughter-Loo==
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== Trivia ==
'''Title Pun:''' The Battle of Waterloo<br>
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*The untitled ''Itchy and Scratchy'' cartoon from "[[There's No Disgrace Like Home]]" is the first appearance of Itchy & Scratchy during the regular season run. Also, it is the only time when they are seen in a ''{{W|Tom and Jerry}}''-esque domestic "Cat & Mouse" setting.
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[The Wandering Juvie]]
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*The only ''Itchy and Scratchy'' cartoons of the [[Treehouse of Horror|''Treehouse of Horror'' series]] are "[[Candle in the Wound]]" and "[[D'oh Piercer]]"; however, the title for "D'oh Piercer" only contains the word "[[D'oh]]".
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*The untitled ''Itchy and Scratchy'' cartoon from "[[Itchy & Scratchy & Marge]]" was also seen in "[[So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show]]". [[Bart]] mentions that it's one of his favorites, and [[Marge]] scolds him for not talking about [[Homer]] (who is in a coma due to one of Bart's pranks).
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**It was also seen in "[[Little Big Mom]]".
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*The untitled ''Itchy and Scratchy'' cartoon from "[[Whacking Day]]" has several attributes:
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**It parodies the 1991 film ''{{W2|JFK|film}}'', which was directed by Oliver Stone.
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**It is also a re-enactment of the shooting of [[Lee Harvey Oswald]] by [[Jack Ruby]], two days after Oswald assassinated U.S. President {{Ch|John F. Kennedy}}. The episode casts Scratchy as Oswald and Itchy as Ruby.
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**In real life, a photo of the moment when Ruby's bullet hit Oswald (the point at which the screen freezes in the cartoon) became a {{W2|Robert H. Jackson|photographer|Pulitzer Prize-winning photograph}}.
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**The officers holding scratchy are supposed to represent {{W|Jim Leavelle}} and {{W|L.C. Graves}}.
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*The untitled ''Itchy and Scratchy'' cartoon from "[[Replaceable You]]" is a parody of the film ''{{W2|Frankenstein|1931 film}}''; specifically, of the scene where Dr. Frankenstein brings the monster to life and the scene where the monster encounters a little girl tossing flowers into a lake.
  
'''Synopsis:''' This cartoon was edited for prison viewing. Itchy and Scratchy lead two armies against each other. As they run towards each other on the battlefield, they pull out bigger and better weapons. As they collide, the episode cuts to the mice celebrating victory.
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== See also ==
 
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*[http://www.simpsonsarchive.com/guides/is_list.html List of Itchy and Scratchy Episodes at The Simpsons Archive]
==Bang the Cat Slowly==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[Bang the Drum Slowly]]<br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Stark Raving Dad]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' It's Scratchy's birthday.  Itchy puts a bomb into a box and Scratchy screams, allowing Itchy to pull his tongue out and use it to wrap the box.  Scratchy's tongue snaps back into his mouth and the box lodges itself in his throat.  It explodes, launching his head and party hat into the air.  His hat lands first on his neck, then his head falls and is impaled on the hat.
 
 
 
==The Beagle Has Landed==
 
[[Image:The Simpsons 4F12.png|200px|thumb|left|Poochie's debut on the show.]]
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[The Eagle Has Landed]]<br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' This episode marks the debut of Poochie. Itchy and Scratchy are in a car together on their way to the [[fireworks]] factory on the way they pass signs indicated how much further they have till they get there. On the way they run into new character Poochie (voiced by Homer Simpson) who goes on a long rap to introduce himself and illustrate how "Hip" & "Extreme" he is and also how much attitude he has (note the sunglasses) and finishes by telling children watching to always recycle to the extreme. Poochie drives past the fireworks factory.
 
 
 
After the Simpson family and relatives watched the episode, Ned Flanders calls Itchy and Scratchy "Impy and Chimpy"
 
 
 
==Bleeder of the Pack==
 
'''Title Pun:''' Leader of the Pack<br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[C.E. D'oh]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' "[[Rock Around the Clock]]" on the soundtrack. Officer Scratchy is minding his own business, talking to a civilian, until troublemaker Itchy chains Scratchy's tail to the parking meter. Scratchy takes off on his motorcycle, chasing Itchy, and his skin gets torn off his body (a reference to [[American Graffiti]]). Two 'Itchy' mice in an ambulance take him onboard a plane that [[the Big Bopper]], [[Richie Valens]], and [[Buddy Holly]] are riding. After Scratchy notices they were turned into vampires, the plane crashes.
 
 
 
==The Buck Chops Here==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[The buck stops here|The Buck Stops Here]]<br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Burns' Heir]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Itchy and Scratchy take a tour of the federal mint. Itchy clobbers Scratchy with a bag full of money and prints Scratchy into money. Itchy circulates the Scratchy bills to smoking dogs at a tycoon convention, who burn them to light their cigars.
 
 
 
==Burning Down the Mouse==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[Burning Down the House]]<br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Homer Goes to College]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Itchy is tied to a pole and Scratchy puts unusually large explosives around Itchy, including two [[nuclear bombs]] (before the cartoon starts, Lisa excitedly says that it's "the one where Scratchy finally kills Itchy"). Just as Scratchy is about to blast Itchy, the Simpsons' TV is unplugged. The cartoon is over when it comes back on (Krusty then says that there's no way they'll ever be allowed to show that again in a million years; Bart and Lisa are highly furious).
 
 
 
==Burning Love==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[Burning Love]]
 
 
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Krusty Gets Busted]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Scratchy is sleeping outside and Itchy fires a burning arrow at him, setting him alight.
 
 
 
==Butter Off Dead==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[Better Off Dead (film)|Better Off Dead]]<br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Little Girl in the Big Ten]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' In an agricultural setting (probably in a [[Mennonite]] society) Itchy runs out of butter. As farmer Scratchy visits farmer Itchy (both of them are dressed like [[Amish]] men, complete with beards), Itchy shoves Scratchy into a cow's mouth, and an inside view of the cow shows Scratchy being digested by its four stomachs. Itchy then milks the digested Scratchy out of the cow and pours the milk into a butter churn to create his own [[I Can't Believe It's Not Butter|"I Can't Believe It's Not Scratchy!"]] butter. When he spreads this on his toast, Scratchy's eyeballs are seen, and after saying a quick prayer Itchy chomps down on the toast.
 
 
 
==Candle in the Wound==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[Candle in the Wind]]<br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Treehouse of Horror IX]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' See [[Treehouse of Horror IX#The Terror of Tiny Toon|here]].
 
 
 
==Cat Splat Fever==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[Cat Scratch Fever]] <br/>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Radio Bart]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Scratchy thinks Itchy wants to take his own life by jumping into a well and thus jumps into it to save him. Itchy never did though and Scratchy is eaten by an alligator waiting. When his ghost as an angel rises upwards, Itchy takes out his gun and shoots him. This episode is "Dedicated to Timmy O'Toole."
 
 
 
==Circus of the Scars==
 
 
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[Circus of the Stars]] <br/>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[The Bart Wants What it Wants]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Itchy and Scratchy are trapeze artists in a circus. While swinging towards each others, Scratchy hanging with his hands, Itchy  with his legs, Itchy pulls out two knives and cuts Scratchy's hands off. Scratchy falls on the safety net, which slices  him into dices. An elephant standing there starts eating the pieces of Scratchy as if they were peanuts.
 
 
 
(Bart and his girlfriend Greta Wolfcastle watch this episode on a DVD. In the DVD commentary, Scratchy says that the episode was filmed at 4:00 A.M. and the crew was very cranky; Itchy shows up and cuts his head off.)
 
 
 
==Come Flay with Me==
 
 
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[Come Fly with Me]] <br/>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs]]
 
 
 
'''Synopisis:''' Scratchy is on a plane with various versions of Itchy. A large Itchy gives him less room. A baby screams in his ears making them bleed. A attendant comes by and Scratchy's hand gets cut off. A passenger in front of him pulls the seat back squeezing him. The attendant opens the luggage case and various weapons come out and attack Scratchy. The attendant says the passengers will stay for 3 more hours and Scratchy screams in horror.
 
 
 
==Dazed And Contused==
 
 
 
'''Title Pun''': [[Dazed and Confused (song)|Dazed and Confused]]<br/>
 
'''Simpsons Episode''': [[The Front (The Simpsons episode)|The Front]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Itchy is hitting Scratchy - relatively gently - on the head with a mallet. Itchy laughs each time as Scratchy says "Ow". At the end they both say "Kids! Say no to drugs!".
 
 
 
(This extremely tepid episode of I&S is the one that prompted Bart and Lisa to write their own episodes)
 
 
 
==Deaf Comedy Blam!==
 
'''Title Pun''': [[Def Comedy Jam]]<br/>
 
'''Simpsons Episode''': [[In Marge We Trust]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Scratchy is an ear trauma patient. Itchy uses his stethoscope with his ears and stretches it until he reaches a French nuclear testing site. When the bomb explodes the sound travels through the stethoscope until it reaches Scratchy and makes his head explode; a patient leans over to tell him to be quiet.
 
 
 
==Esophagus Now==
 
 
 
'''Title Pun''': [[Apocalypse Now]]<br/>
 
'''Simpsons Episode''': [[Lisa the Vegetarian]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Scratchy is dining at a restaurant and orders a steak. Itchy is the waiter and while Scratchy is putting on his napkin Itchy sneaks under the table and shaves off a section of Scratchy's fur pulling out his stomach without him noticing. Itchy serves it as rare steak decorated with an olive. Scratchy starts to eat it but the chunk he chews on goes down his throat and out his stomach back onto the plate. This situation is repeated three more times. Itchy hands Scratchy the bill (which is $100). When Scratchy sees the bill he shrieks and his head explodes.
 
 
 
==Field of Screams==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[Field of Dreams]]
 
 
 
===Part 1===
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Itchy and Scratchy and Marge]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Itchy and Scratchy continuously bonk each other with baseball bats until a squirrel resembling Marge comes along and tells Itchy and Scratchy to stop what they're doing. Itchy knocks off the squirrel's head and the two nemeses shake hands.
 
 
 
===Part 2===
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Like Father, Like Clown]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Scratchy and his son are playing catch in the park. Itchy and son slices Scratchy and son with a combine. Itchy and son play catch using Scratchy's head as the ball.
 
 
 
==Flay Me To The Moon==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[Fly Me To The Moon]]<br>'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Homer the Heretic]], [[Another Simpsons Clip Show]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Scratchy read of a space launch in the paper. Itchy sneaks into his house, and pulls his tongue out like a fishing-line, runs outside and ties it to the spaceship. It takes off, with Scratchy's tongue unwinding to enormous proportions until the vessel orbits the moon twice and ties a knot around it with the tongue.  This pulls the moon towards the earth, and Scratchy only noticing now, panics and hides in his closet. The moon crushes his house with him inside. Inside NASA headquarters, 'Itchy' mice celebrate a successful mission and drink champagne.
 
 
 
==Foster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!]]<br>'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Scratchy is reading a newspaper. As he hears his doorbell ring, he sees Itchy at the door, disguised as a baby. The minute Scratchy picks up Itchy, Itchy breaks the bottle in half and stabs Scratchy with it. Itchy steals Scratchy's TV and runs off, with Scratchy saying his last words: "Why, my only son?".
 
 
 
Trivia
 
* Scratchy's final words "Why, my only son?" were deleted in 2003 for some unknown reason.
 
 
 
*In the Latin American dub of this episode, Scratchy's voice sounds like Bart Simpson.
 
 
 
==Four Funerals and a Wedding==<!-- This section is linked from [[Four Weddings and a Funeral]] -->
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[Four Weddings and a Funeral]] <br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[A Star Is Burns]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Scratchy is getting married with a girl cat. During the ceremony Itchy changes the bride into one made entirely of explosives, and lights the fuses. We see Scratchy kissing his newlywed wife, feeding her with wedding cake. After this we see Scratchy sitting on a sofa next to his wife, while two children, also made entirely of explosives are playing on the floor. Finally, we can see old Scratchy, with his wife, still fuses ignited, sitting calmly on the porch of an old folks home in rocking chairs. Wife finally explodes, taking Scratchy with her. Old Itchy runs to the scene, laughing to Scratchy's burnt remains. Suddenly, Itchy grasps his chest, grunts and falls to the floor dead.
 
 
 
This short won the Springfield Film Festival award for Oustanding Animated Short.
 
 
 
==From Here To Infirmity==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[From Here to Eternity]]<br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[HOMR]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Itchy and Scratchy are making out and moaning on the beach when Itchy drags a shark and Scratchy kisses it instead. The shark tears him apart and the director of the show stops it for the commercials. Itchy starts smoking a cigarette and a mutilated Scratchy soon joins him. The episode ends with Itchy, Scratchy and the director coughing up tobacco.
 
 
 
==Germs of Endearment==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[Terms of Endearment]]<br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Marge in Chains]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Scratchy visits Dr. Itchy and wants Itchy to do a tonsillectomy exam on him. Itchy opens Scratchy's mouth and ties Scratchy's organs to a brick and tosses the brick out the window. Scratchy dives out the window and puts his organs back where they belong, and lands on a cactus.
 
 
 
==The Glass Moan-agerie==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[The Glass Menagerie]]<br/>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Girly Edition]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Scratchy applies for an apprenticeship with Itchy, who runs a store selling glass sculpture. Itchy accepts the offer, and tosses him into the kiln. After Itchy blows Scratchy into a glass "NO VACANCY" sign for a motel, he sits and admires his finished work while sipping a drink with a female mouse in the pool.
 
 
 
==Good Cats, Bad Choices==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[Good Times, Bad Times]]
 
 
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Bart After Dark]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' The setting is a talk show, and Scratchy is the guest. "Says mouse friend mistreats him" reads the caption. Backstage, Itchy feels he is the victim, and goes on-stage with a broken bottle. Scratchy "doesn't know slashing is imminent", but panics when reading this last caption. His nemesis joins him -- applause from the audience -- raises the bottle, and...(at this point the cartoon is interrupted).
 
 
 
==House of Pain (also called "This Old Mouse")==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[House of Pain]] / [[This Old House]]<br/>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk]]
 
 
Synopis.Scratchy is tied up in the wodd collum while Itchy impales and kills Scratchy with a nail and hanging a picture of themselves
 
 
 
==Hold that Feline==
 
'''Title pun''': ''Hold that line'', a typical instruction to [[chat show]] callers<br/>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Itchy and Scratchy and Marge]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Itchy kicks Scratchy an exploding football, and his eyes fall out, then Itchy gives him bombs and Scratchy explodes.
 
 
 
==I'm Getting Buried in the Morning==
 
'''Title Pun:''' ''I'm getting married in the morning'', first line of [[Get Me to the Church on Time]] from [[My Fair Lady]]<br/>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Bart's Friend Falls in Love]]
 
 
 
==Itchy & Scratchy meet Fritz the Cat==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[Fritz the Cat (film)|Fritz the Cat]]'''<br/>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[The Day the Violence Died]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' A pornographic 1970s-style I&S cartoon. Itchy is attempting to pick up a prostitute when he sees Scratchy driving by in a car. When Scratchy gets out of the car, Itchy pours gasoline on him and sets him alight with a cigarette. The only known version of the cartoon is a [[copyright infringement|bootleg video]] that [[Comic Book Guy]] owned. It was presumably only available in bootleg form "because of its frank depiction of sex and narcotic consumption". Despite the title, [[Fritz the Cat]] does not actually appear in the cartoon.
 
 
 
==Itchy & Scratchy Movie Trailer==
 
[[Image:9f03.jpg|left|200px|thumb|The title card for ''[[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]''.]]
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Is the promotional trailer for ''"The Itchy and Scratchy Movie"'' (Movie plot, see below) Itchy shaves Scratchy fur off, scribbles his face with a marker and blows his brain out. Also shown some "scenes" from the movie: Itchy has Scratchy tied to a log on a conveyor belt, moving toward a circlar saw; and Itchy dress up some dynamite as a ''"female cat"'', who Scratchy falls in love with. at the end of the trailer, a voiceover says: ''" Fifty-three percent new footage"''
 
 
 
==Kitchen Kut-Ups==
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Itchy and Scratchy and Marge]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Itchy tries to stab Scratchy with a knife.
 
 
 
==Kitty-Kill Condition==
 
'''Title Pun:''' Critical Condition<br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[The Heartbroke Kid]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Scratchy visits the feline cardiologist (Itchy). When Itchy brings Scratchy in for a stress test, he speeds up the treadmill, building up Scratchy's stress, to the point Scratchy has a heart attack. Itchy takes out Scratchy's heart and the heart runs all over the treatment room. Itchy catches the heart, sticks dynamite in it and puts the heart back in Scratchy's belly. Itchy shows a picture of him with Scratchy's wife, causing Scratchy to die. During Scratchy's funeral, the dynamite explodes and kills everyone.
 
 
 
==Kitty Kitty Bang Bang==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[Chitty Chitty Bang Bang]]<br/>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Brother from the Same Planet]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Itchy and Scratchy are at a bowling alley. Itchy pulls Scratchy's tongue into the ball returner. Itchy then lights a bomb and bowls it down to the end. As the bomb comes back up the returner Scratchy tries sawing his tongue in half to save himself but the bomb appears before him and explodes. Itchy sells Scratchy's remains to dogs who are seen eating them.
 
 
 
==Last Traction Hero==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[The Last Action Hero]]<br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Scratchy is working out at a gym, and bulks up. Itchy continuously pokes Scratchy in the chest with a needle, causing Scratchy to bleed heavily. Then Itchy chops off his biceps and pectoral muscles, revealing them bloodily severed. After that, they announce Itchy and Scratchy Land is opening, and to celebrate they are cutting ticket prices in half for a week. Itchy stabs Scratchy in the head with scissors, blood pouring out the other end. Scratchy removes the scissors (now with his brain attached) and drools. (One of the goriest)
 
 
 
==Let them Eat Scratchy==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[Let Them Eat Cake]]<br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Bart Gets an F]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis''' Scratchy is chasing Itchy, armed with a sword, until Itchy cuts off Scratchy's head using a guillotine. Itchy sticks dynamite in Scratchy's mouth and Scratchy's head explodes.
 
 
 
==Little Barbershop of Horrors==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[The Little Shop of Horrors]]<br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[The Front (The Simpsons episode)|The Front]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Scratchy goes to a barber shop for a haircut, with Itchy as the barber. Itchy then pours [[Barbecue sauce]] on Scratchy, whose head is eaten by [[ants]], leaving behind his [[skull]]. Itchy then propels Scratchy into the air, and into [[Elvis Presley]]'s television. Elvis comments that "This show ain't no good" and shoots the TV. First chapter that is written by Bart and Lisa. This is the only episode so-far to had an ending theme performed by an unknown singer (The song is similar to the opening only in a piano version).
 
 
 
==Manhattan Madness==
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[The Day the Violence Died]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' The very first Itchy cartoon (In canon) paroding [[Oswald the Lucky Rabbit]] name. The plot revolves Itchy (looking noticeably different due to this cartoon being drawn by Itchy's original creator Chester J. Lampwick) strutting around [[Manhattan]] while decides to hurt people throughout the day. The victims include an Irish person (who was ringed through an old washing machine starting with his beard) and Theodore Roosevelt (who was decapitated with an axe). Itchy winks at the screen and the cartoon ends.
 
 
 
==Messenger of Death==
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Itchy and Scratchy and Marge]]<br>
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Itchy blows Scratchy's head off with a bazooka.
 
 
 
==Moo Goo Gai Pain==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[Moo goo gai pan]]<br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Scratchy notices an "All You Can Eat Cat Special" at a Chinese restaurant; unfortunately, he's on the menu. The result, Itchy chops him up, sprinkles spices on his pieces, and then eaten by the customers.
 
 
 
==My Bloody Valentine==
 
'''Title Pun:''' ''[[My Funny Valentine]]'', ''[[My Bloody Valentine]]''<br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[I Love Lisa]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Itchy and Scratchy give each other valentine's day gifts, and while Scratchy gives Itchy a heart-shaped card, Itchy gives Scratchy his own ''real'' heart! At home, Scratchy reads a newspaper saying he needs a heart to stay alive. Scratchy dies before he can reach it, as it is sitting on his mantle piece.
 
 
 
==My Dinner With Itchy==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[My Dinner With Andre]]<br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Homer Defined]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Itchy and Scratchy are dining at a fine restaurant and are about to drink wine.  However, Scratchy decides to drink the wine first thus figuring out that Itchy actually gave him carbonic acid.  After noticing his lower body is nothing but his own skeleton, Itchy throws his 'wine' into Scratchy's eyes. Screaming in pain, Scratchy runs into the street where he is run over by a streetcar.
 
 
 
==Nazi Supermen are our Superiors==
 
'''Synopsis:''' This episode was only referenced at in the episode [[Itchy & Scratchy Land]].  While we don't know for sure if it is an I&S cartoon, we do know that Roger Meyers Sr. produced it in [[1938]], and was the one exception to his being "beloved by the world." 
 
 
 
==O Solo Meow==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [['O Sole Mio]] <br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[When Flanders Failed]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Scratchy is at an Italian type restaurant, Itchy serves Scratchy spaghetti with a bomb. Scratchy eats the food, and while swallowing, he notices the fuse. Panicking, Scratchy runs out, hits his head to the door  frame, and is beheaded. Rest of his body runs out and explodes.
 
 
 
==Par for the Corpse==
 
'''Title Pun(s):''' Par for the Corps, Par for the Course<br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Blame it on Lisa]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Itchy and Scratchy play golf. Itchy uses Scratchy's head as the golf ball and Scratchy's head reaches the moon.
 
 
 
==Pinitchio==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[Pinocchio (1940 film)|Pinnocchio]] <br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Itchy and Scratchy Land]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Scratchy, a woodworker, has just finished making a wooden doll that looks just like Itchy. Scratchy says "Now you be-a good, Pinitchio, and don't-a you lie!". Then Pinitchio says "I promise I will never hurt you." Then instantaneously, Pinitchio's wooden nose grows several feet, its razor-sharp point impaling Scratchy's head. Scratchy screams, "OUCH-A!"
 
 
 
==Planet of the Aches==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[Planet of the Apes]]<br/>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Bart of Darkness]]
 
 
 
'''Synoposis:''' A [[season finale]] episode of The Itchy and Scratchy Show featured on the season finale of the Krusty The Klown Show.  The plot involves Itchy placing Scratchy behind a cinderblock wall, and sealing him in there for 3,000 years.  Three millenniums later, futuristic Itchy-like mice (with bulging heads due to their excessively large brains) open up the wall with lasers.  They come to find Scratchy, who has lost much of his weight, grew a beard, and is close to death.  The mice nurse helps Scratchy back to health, dress him, and groom him with their telekinetic powers.  Lastly, he is taken to a large Flavian-esque amphitheater where all the mice smile delinquently.  They then use their telekinetic powers to launch blades and knives at Scratchy, ultimately dismembering and disemboweling him as the audience applauds.
 
 
 
After the cartoon ended, [[Krusty|Krusty The Klown]] announced that he would be leaving for the remainder of the summer, and that episodes of Klassic Krusty would follow.
 
 
 
==Porch Pals==
 
[[Image:ItchyScratchyLemonade.png|left|200px|thumb|The new version of Itchy and Scratchy as edited by Marge.]]
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Itchy and Scratchy and Marge]]
 
 
 
'''Sypnosis:''' This lovey-dovey Itchy and Scratchy cartoon is the antithesis to the violent Itchy and Scratchy cartoons. Itchy and Scratchy drink lemonade on the porch, dancing together and at the end of the episode, Scratchy reads Itchy a bedtime story.  It featured special introductory titles with a new theme song indicating the pair now "Love and Share" (Literally, you can see Itchy has a heart and Scratchy with some wrapped gifts) instead of "Fight and Bite".  This may have also been the first I&S cartoon where the pair actually speak, using radically different voices than heard later in the series and their eye pupils are more bigger than usual.
 
 
 
==Remembrance of Things Slashed==
 
'''Title Pun:''' ''[[Remembrance of Things Past]]''<br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' "[[The Day the Violence Died]]"
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Itchy is upset after reading the newspaper saying that Scratchy has died of an illness. Scratchy comes back as a ghost to haunt Itchy. Itchy tries to stab Scratchy but the knife goes through him. Itchy then sucks him up with a vacuum cleaner and blows him out into the freezer. When Scratchy is frozen solid, Itchy chips the eyes out and uses them as ice cubes in his drink.
 
 
 
==Reservoir Cats==
 
[[Image:Reservoir Cats.png|right|200px|thumb|Special Guest Star: Quentin Tarantino]]
 
'''Title Pun:''' ''[[Reservoir Dogs]]''
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' ''[[Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious]]''
 
 
 
'''Synopsis''': In this episode, a pastiche of ''[[Reservoir Dogs]]'', Itchy is seen splashing gasoline over Scratchy and cutting his ear off with a penknife to Steelers' Wheel's ''[[Stuck in the Middle With You]]'' (as in the movie ''[[Reservoir Dogs]]''). A cartoon [[Quentin Tarantino]] then appears and says, "What I'm trying to say is that violence is everywhere, man, it's like even in breakfast cereals..." At that point Itchy sharpens his knife and chops Tarantino's head off. Itchy and Scratchy high-five and dance around Tarantino's freshly decapitated body, similar to a dance scene in his film ''[[Pulp Fiction (film)|Pulp Fiction]]''.
 
 
 
==Scar Trek: The Next Laceration==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[Star Trek: The Next Generation]]<br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Deep Space Homer]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Scratchy is cruising in his spaceship. Itchy pops out of his stomach and tosses Scratchy into the airlock and hits the "Blow Hatch" button. Scratchy quickly dons his spacesuit before being blown out into space. Itchy then emerges from the ship in a space pod like that of ''[[2001: A Space Odyssey (film)|2001: A Space Odyssey]]'' and cuts Scratchy in half using Saturn's rings (which act as a sawblade), then removes Scratchy's space helmet, causing Scratchy's head to inflate. Itchy then punctures Scratchy's inflated eye with a pin, causing blood to splatter everything in the scene. A warning appears after the cartoon, announcing : This cartoon contained scenes of extreme violence and should not have been viewed by small children.
 
 
 
==Scratch-tasia==
 
[[Image:Scratchtasia.png|left|200px|thumb|Scratch-tasia.]]
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[Fantasia (film)|Fantasia]]<br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Scratchy appears as a sorcerer's apprentice (like [[Mickey Mouse]] in ''[[Fantasia (film)|Fantasia]]''), brandishing an axe. He attacks Itchy, which splits him into several smaller Itchies that start to attack Scratchy. Scratchy attacks again chopping until the Itchies are nothing more than pink powder.  He sighs and accidentally inhales the powder.  Inside his body, countless microscopic Itchies attack his cells with axes, causing him to rapidly age and turn into dust. This is  rare for featuring Itchy violently attacked by Scratchy.
 
 
 
==Screams From a Mall==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[Scenes from a Mall]]<br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[The Front (The Simpsons)|The Front]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Scratchy is shopping at a mall. Itchy nails his feet to the escalator. Scratchy gets caught in the escalator and gets his fur torn off. Itchy sells Scratchy's fur at a fur shop. A rich couple buys Scratchy's fur and Scratchy takes his fur back. He leaves the mall, only to be beaten by animal rights activists for wearing fur.
 
 
 
==Skinless in Seattle==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[Sleepless in Seattle]]<br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Bart Sells His Soul]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Scratchy is supposed to meet his lover at the [[Space Needle]], but this is actually just one of Itchy's schemes to kill Scratchy. Itchy throws down a penny but it misses Scratchy, who is lovesick for his mystery lover and oblivious to Itchy's attempted murder. Miniature souvenir Space Needles also fail to kill Scratchy; instead they form an ironic heart shape around him. Visibly annoyed, Itchy then saws off the top half of the Space Needle, which hits Scratchy in the eye as he looks up. Scratchy runs around in agony with half the Space Needle stuck in his eyeball.
 
 
 
==The Sound of Silencers==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[The Sound of Silence]]<br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Bart the Murderer]]
 
 
 
Various suspect animals, including Scratchy are up on a wall. Itchy, as a policeman, is wondering who caused the crime. Obviously, he picks Scratchy and shoots him until he bleeds very badly. Itchy then pauses, and shoots him again writing "The End" on Scratchy's bloody body using his gun.
 
 
 
==Spay Anything==
 
'''Title Pun:''' Say Anything<br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Cape Feare]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Scratchy walks along Itchy's Cat Hospital and looks at a sign that says "We Pay Your Pet $75". The minute Scratchy enters the hospital, Itchy reveals the sign said "We Spay Your Pet $75"! Two bulldogs strap Scratchy to a table and Itchy turns on the spaying mechanism. To save himself, Scratchy has to use the fine maneuvers of James Bond to deactivate the spaying machine, only he uses his tongue to unplug the machine! Scratchy feels relieved, but Itchy plugs the machine in again and the laser slices Scratchy to pieces. In deleted scene shown in the DVD, Itchy sews Scratchy back together, then gives Scratchy the medical bill. After Scratchy sees the bill, he shoots himself.
 
 
 
==Steamboat Itchy==
 
[[Image:Steamboat Itchy.png|left|200px|thumb|Steamboat Itchy.]]
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[Steamboat Willie]]<br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' First to show Itchy and Scratchy together. Essentially a parody of Steamboat Willie ending with Itchy (In the [[Mickey Mouse]] role) shooting Scratchy's (as Pete's role) legs off at the knees with a [[Tommy Gun]] and shoving his head in the furnace. It then ends with an iris in on Scratchy's burned head.
 
 
 
==Sundae Bloody Sundae==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[Sunday Bloody Sunday]]<br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Itchy is working as a soda jerk. Scratchy comes along and orders a drink. Itchy puts Scratchy into a glass and blends him into a drink.
 
 
 
==Tears Of A Clone==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[Tears of a Clown]]<br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Little Big Mom]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Scratchy has recently died, and mourners (including Poochie from ''"The Itchy and Scratchy and Poochie Show"'') visit his coffin at a funeral. Itchy is depressed and alcoholic without Scratchy, and he reminisces about all the times he killed him. He looks at a newspaper headline about a cloned sheep (Resembling Dolly the cloned Sheep) and he decides to make clones of Scratchy. He builds a cloning machine using a sample of Scratchy's blood from a meat cleaver to make Scratchy clones. As the clones come out from the machine, Itchy kills them all using various weapons. He can't keep up with the rate of the machine, similar to the famous ''[[I Love Lucy]]'' conveyor belt gag. After getting tired of killing Scratchy by hand, he builds a killing machine and puts it directly after the cloning machine. When the blood of the clones sprays out of the machine it spells "THE END" on the wall.
 
 
 
==That Happy Cat==
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' The first Scratchy cartoon. Scratchy in a 20's style cartoon walks down the street whistling while wearing a hat. He stops and tips his hat forward, rocks backwards and forwards then continues walking. The cartoon was 14 seconds long and, needless to say, did very poorly.
 
 
 
==To Kill a Talking Bird==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[To Kill a Mockingbird]]<br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Jaws Wired Shut]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' This is a cinema notice. Itchy and Scratchy and the other animals in the theater's audience grow annoyed with a duck talking too loud on his cell phone. Itchy and Scratchy replace the duck's phone with dynamite, killing it. Then, Itchy removes Scratchy's intestines from his body to write "Please No Talking" on the screen.
 
 
 
==The Un-Natural==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[The Natural]] <br>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Scratchy strikes out and meets Itchy with steroids. Scratchy takes them and hits a very long home run. Scratchy then goes to court and testifies guilty. He gets too big and the whole court is destroyed. Scratchy falls and Abe Lincoln hits him with the Washington Monument.
 
 
 
According to Kent Brockman, this cartoon has won an [[Annie Award]].
 
 
 
==What's Nuked, Pussycat?==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[What's New Pussycat?]]<br/>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Fraudcast News]]
 
 
 
In an episode written and directed by [[C. Montgomery Burns]], Scratchy is protesting outside the Nuclear Power Plant, when Itchy spears him with a forklift truck, telling Scratchy about the benefits of nuclear power, such as generating energy for the local orphanage and hospital. When Scratchy suggests that Wind Power is cheap and safe, Itchy chops Scratchy's head off with the blades of a wind turbine. An eagle flies into shot, looking like Mr Burns (and voiced by Mr Burns), telling viewers that "Nuclear Power is your friend, and so is Monty Burns". Scratchy's head tells viewers to "vote Republican", with Itchy saying "God Bless America!", before adding "This cartoon was made in Korea."
 
 
 
==Why Do Fools Fall in Lava?==
 
'''Title Pun:''' [[Why Do Fools Fall in Love (song)|Why Do Fools Fall in Love?]]<br/>
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Scratchy pays Itchy for a bungee jump in the volcano, and Itchy cuts open Scratchy's belly and ties his intestines. Then he shoves in the volcano, and as soon as he is about to plunge in the lava, the intestines hold on. As Scratchy sighs with relief, Itchy fills his intestines with gasoline. Scratchy tries to hold the gasoline inside but he bursts and is reduced to cinders by the lava.
 
 
 
==The Itchy & Scratchy Movie!==
 
'''Simpsons Episodes:''' [[Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie]] & [[The Simpsons Movie]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:'''
 
 
 
The Itchy & Scratchy Movie: Only a short scene that runs very fast is shown: Scratchy is tied to a train track. Itchy tries to get into a train to over Scratchy, but must get a degree to ride first. The result? Itchy goes off to train-driving school, studies madly, passes, receives a degree, attends the achievement celebration, applies for a job and at last hops into the train. Scratchy quickly tries to untie himself, though does not manage in time and is run over. All that remains is Scrathy's severed arms still trying to untangle the rope.
 
 
 
Itchy and Scratchy 2: As astronauts, Itchy and Scratchy have landed on the moon. There, Itchy impales Scratchy several times with the flag they were going to plant on the surface and cracks his air helmet open, causing Scratchy to apparently die of deoxidation. Back on Earth, Itchy is praised as a hero for being the first mouse on the moon and inexplicably becomes [[President]], with [[Hillary Rodham Clinton|Hillary Clinton]] as [[Vice President of the United States|Vice President]]. It has been made apparent that Scratchy died on his own and Itchy tried to save him. However, Itchy discovers that Scratchy is still alive and going to tell everyone the truth. After desperately thinking (in scenes that resemble [[John F. Kennedy]] during the [[Cuban Missile Crisis]]), Itchy decides to launch an "accidental" missile launch towards the moon. As Scratchy screams, all the missiles enter his mouth, save for one which reveals a small boot-like contraption inside it and kicks him, causing him to explode.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
==Unnamed Cartoons==
 
 
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Whacking Day]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' In [[Black-and-white]] footage, Scratchy is led though a crowd à la [[Lee Harvey Oswald]]. Itchy leaps out and shoots Scratchy. We hear someone say “He’s got a gun!”.<br/>'''Note''':Guest Director [[Oliver Stone]]<br/>
 
 
 
'''Simpsons episode:''' [[Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' In a [[World War II]]-era cartoon, Itchy and Scratchy pummel [[Adolf Hitler]] to a fine mess before turning on each other.  President [[Franklin Roosevelt]] appears and kicks the remains of Hitler and Scratchy, while Itchy holds up a sign saying "save scrap iron".
 
 
 
'''Simpsons episode:''' [[The Girl Who Slept Too Little]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Scratchy buys a ticket to see the musical ''[[Cats (musical)|Cats]]''. After a few seconds at the boring show, Scratchy shoots himself. The audience member beside him gets covered in blood.
 
 
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Itchy and Scratchy and Marge]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Itchy knocks Scratchy's eyes out with a mallet. Scratchy feels around for his eyes. Itchy produces two small bombs and gives them to Scratchy, who thinks they are his eyes. He puts them in his eye-sockets and goes to comb his hair. He sees the lighted bombs in the mirror he is using and then explodes.
 
 
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[Itchy and Scratchy and Marge]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Itchy is aiming a bow and arrow at Scratchy, who has an apple on his head.  Itchy shoots the arrow and it hits the apple.  As Scratchy feels relieved, the arrow is revealed to have pierced a tank of Carbonic Acid which falls on Scratchy, who is burned to the bones.  He is then seen running and screaming in pain.
 
 
 
'''Simpsons Episode:''' [[You Kent Always Say What You Want]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Scratchy is walking down the street and notices a lady cat made out of dynamite. He kisses her, and the lady cat explodes, blowing Scratchy into pieces. Itchy walks out of a shop and starts juggling Scratchy's body parts in front of an audience of animals.<br/>'''Note''':Because of large cutbacks at the network, the normal voice actors are fired, and [[Krusty the Clown|Krusty]] dubs his voice over the cartoon, sounding very uninterested. He reckons that Itchy killed Scratchy because Scratchy was messing with his wife.<br/>
 
 
 
'''Simpsons Episode''' [[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]
 
 
 
'''Synopsis:''' Scratchy is part of an ice sculpture. Itchy starts sawing him with a chainsaw, when Poochie (With Homer Simpson's voice) shows to say something important. His mouth dosen't move while we can heard Roger Meyers Jr voice saying ''"My Planet needs me"''. The animation cell is lifted off the animation and the end of the episode a handwritten note says ''"Poochie died on his way home"''
 
  
 
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This is a list of the Itchy and Scratchy cartoons shown on The Simpsons. Itchy & Scratchy cartoons in general are most likely a spoof of Tom and Jerry and Herman and Katnip, but the individual cartoon shorts often spoof particular topics of their own.

Cartoons[edit]

Picture Cartoon Title Pun Appearance Season

#

100-Yard-Gash.png "100 Yard Gash" "100-Yard Dash" "Lisa's First Word" 4
500-Yard-Gash.jpg "500-Yard Gash" "500-Yard Dash" The Simpsons: Hit & Run -
500 Easy Pieces.png "500 Easy Pieces" Five Easy Pieces Butterfinger commercial -
The 7000-Year Itchy.png "The 7000-Year Itchy" The Seven Year Itch Self-contained comic story -

A

Aaahhh! Wilderness!.png "Aaahhh! Wilderness!" Ah, Wilderness! "Boy-Scoutz 'n the Hood" 5
Aint-I-A-Stinger.png "Ain't I a Stinger?" "Ain't I a Stinker?" "Homer the Father" 22

B

Bang the Cat Slowly.png "Bang the Cat Slowly" Bang the Drum Slowly "Stark Raving Dad" 3
Bash to the Future.png "Bash to the Future" Back to the Future Self-contained comic story -
The Bashin' of the Christ.png "The Bashin' of the Christ" The Passion of the Christ "The Nightmare After Krustmas" 28
The Battle of Slaughter-Loo.png "The Battle of Slaughter-Loo" Battle of Waterloo "The Wandering Juvie" 15
The Beagle Has Landed.png "The Beagle Has Landed" The Eagle Has Landed "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show" 8
Black & Blue Swan.png "Black & Blue Swan" Black Swan "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution" 23
Bleeder-Pack.png "Bleeder of the Pack" "Leader of the Pack" "C.E. D'oh" 14
Breaking Dad.png "Breaking Dad" Breaking Bad "Clown in the Dumps" 26
A Briss Before Dying.png "A Briss Before Dying" A Kiss Before Dying "Today I Am a Clown" 15
BuckChopsHereTitleCard.png "The Buck Chops Here" "The Buck stops here" "Burns' Heir" 5
Burning-Mouse.png "Burning Down the Mouse" "Burning Down the House" "Homer Goes to College" 5
Burning Love (InS) Title Card.png "Burning Love" "Burning Love" "Krusty Gets Busted" 1
Butter Off Dead.png "Butter Off Dead" Better Off Dead "Little Girl in the Big Ten" 13

C

Cain Dis-abled.png "Cain Dis-Abled" Cain and Abel Snake's Kin -
Candle in the Wound.png "Candle in the Wound" "Candle in the Wind" "Treehouse of Horror IX" 10
Cat Splat Fever.png "Cat Splat Fever" Cat Scratch Fever "Radio Bart" 3
Cat's in the Cradle.png "Cat's in the Cradle" - "Labor Pains" 25
The Cat's Speech.png "The Cat's Speech" The King's Speech "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution" 23
Cat-Sup.png "Cat-Sup" Ketchup "Looking for Mr. Goodbart" 28
Catatouille.png "Catatouille" Ratatouille "Pay Pal" 25
Itchy and Scratchy Chest Guts Roasting.png Chest Guts Roasting Chestnuts Roasting Self-contained comic story -
Choco-Pussy or Dip and Let Die!-title card.png "Choco-Pussy or Dip and Let Die!" Octopussy
Live and Let Die
Bart Simpson and the Krusty Brand Fun Factory -
Circus of the Scars.png "Circus of the Scars" Circus of the Stars "The Bart Wants What It Wants" 13
ComeFlayWithMe.png "Come Flay with Me" "Come Fly with Me" "He Loves to Fly and He D'ohs" 19

D

D'oh Piercer.png "D'oh Piercer" "Snowpiercer" "Treehouse of Horror XXXII" 33
Dancing with the Scars.png "Dancing with the Scars" "Dancing with the Stars" "Kamp Krustier" 28
Dazed and Contused.png "Dazed and Contused" "Dazed and Confused" "The Front" 4
Deaf Comedy Blam.png "Deaf Comedy Blam!" Def Comedy Jam "In Marge We Trust" 8
Death Shawarma-ed Over.png "Death Shawarma-ed Over" Death Warmed Over "Krusty the Clown" 30
Itchy and Scratchy DiePodSlaylist.png "diePod Slaylist" MyPod playlist "MyPods and Boomsticks" 20
Dogday Hellody of 1933.png "Dogday Hellody of 1933" "Broadway Melody of 1974" "How Munched Is That Birdie in the Window?" 22
Downton Tabby.png "Downton Tabby" Downton Abbey "The Winter of His Content" 25
Dude, Where's My Ear?.png "Dude, Where's My Ear?" Dude, Where's My Car? O Bart, Where Art Thou? -

E

Esophagus Now.png "Esophagus Now" Apocalypse Now "Lisa the Vegetarian" 7

F

Itchy & Scratchy Face-Lift Feline.png "Face-Lift Feline" - Self-contained comic story -
Facehuggin Frolics.jpg "Facehuggin' Frolics" - In Springfield No One Can Hear You Scream -
I&S&M.png "Field of Screams" Field of Dreams "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge" 2
FieldOfScreamsTitleCard.png "Field of Screams" "Like Father, Like Clown" 3
Flay Me to the Moon - Homer the Heretic.png "Flay Me to the Moon" "Fly Me to the Moon" "Homer the Heretic" 4
Foster Pussycat.png "Foster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! "Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily" 7
FourFuneralsWedding.png "Four Funerals and a Wedding" Four Weddings and a Funeral "A Star Is Burns" 6
FromHereToInfirmity.png "From Here to Infirmity" From Here to Eternity "HOMЯ" 12

G

Game Called Because of Pain.png "Game Called Because of Pain" Game Called Because of Rain Self-contained comic story -
The Garfield Assassination.png "The Garfield Assassination" Assassination of James A. Garfield "The Cad and the Hat" 28
GermsOfEndearmentTitleCard.png "Germs of Endearment" Terms of Endearment "Marge in Chains" 4
The Glass Moan-Agerie.png "The Glass Moan-agerie" The Glass Menagerie "Girly Edition" 9
Good Cats, Bad Choices.png "Good Cats, Bad Choices" "Good kids, bad choices" "Bart After Dark" 8
The Great Brawl of China.png "The Great Brawl of China" The Great Wall of China "Angry Dad: The Movie" 22
The Great British Slaying Show.png "The Great British Slaying Show" The Great British Baking Show "Bartless" 34
Great Expectorations - title card.png "Great Expectorations" Great Expectations The Dickens You Say -

H

Hold That Feline.png "Hold That Feline" "Hold That Line" "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge" 2
Hoop Screams.png "Hoop Screams" Hoop Dreams "Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life" 22
House of Pain.png "House of Pain" or "This Old Mouse" This Old House "Burns Verkaufen der Kraftwerk" 3

I

I Can See Clearly Now My Brain is Gone.png "I Can See Clearly Now My Brain is Gone "I can see clearly now the rain is gone" The Simpsons: Virtual Springfield -
Im Getting Buried in the Morning-Title Card.png "I'm Getting Buried in the Morning" "I'm getting married in the morning" "Bart's Friend Falls in Love" 3
It's a Wonderful Knife.png "It's a Wonderful Knife" It's a Wonderful Life Self-contained comic story -
It's a Wonderful Knife WCB.png "It's a Wonderful Knife" "White Christmas Blues" 25
Its a Wonderful Slice.png "It's a Wonderful Slice" Self-contained comic story -
Itchy & Scratchy Meet Fritz the Cat.png Itchy & Scratchy Meet Fritz the Cat Fritz the Cat "The Day the Violence Died" 7
Itchy & Scratchy on Ice.png "Itchy & Scratchy on Ice" - "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge" 2
Itchy Scratchys Bloody New Year.png "Itchy & Scratchy's Bloody New Year" - Holiday Entertainment TV Listings -
Power Tool Tips title.png "Itchy & Scratchy's Power Tool Safety Tips" - Self-contained comic story -
Itchy Blandings Builds His Scream House.png "Itchy Blandings Builds His Scream House" Mr. Blandings Builds His Dream House What's the Frequency, Simpson? -

K

Heinous Funnies Kill 'Er Up With Regular.gif "Kill-Er-Up With Regular" "Fill 'er up with regular" Self-contained comic story -
Kitchen Kut-Ups.png "Kitchen Kut-Ups" - "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge" 2
Kitty-Kill-Title.png "Kitty-Kill Condition" Critical condition "The Heartbroke Kid" 16
Kitty-Kitty Bang-Bang.png "Kitty-Kitty Bang-Bang" Chitty Chitty Bang Bang "Brother from the Same Planet" 4
Koyaanis-Scratchy.png "Koyaanis-Scratchy: Death out of Balance" Koyaanisqatsi: Life out of Balance "Stealing First Base" 21

L

The Last Traction Hero.png "The Last Traction Hero" "Last Action Hero" "Itchy & Scratchy Land" 6
LeadItBleed.jpg "Lead It Bleed" "Let It Be" Self-contained comic story -
Leave It To Cleaver.png "Leave It To Cleaver" Leave It to Beaver "No Good Read Goes Unpunished" 29
Let Them Eat Scratchy.png "Let Them Eat Scratchy" "Let them eat cake" "Bart Gets an "F"" 2
Little Barbershop of Horrors-Title.png "Little Barbershop of Horrors" The Little Shop of Horrors "The Front" 4
Love Gory.png "Love Gory" Love Story Self-contained comic story -

M

Manhatten Madness.png Manhattan Madness Mouse in Manhattan "The Day the Violence Died" 7
Messenger of Death.png "Messenger of Death" - "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge" 2
Pica y Rasca Mi Junta es su Junta.png "Mi Junta es su Junta" "Mi casa es su casa" Viva Bart -
MooGooGaiPain.png "Moo Goo Gai Pain" Moo goo gai pan "Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore" 15
MouseMD.png "Mouse M.D." House, M.D. "Postcards from the Wedge" 21
Itchy & Scratchy in Mousery.png "Mousery" Misery Self-contained comic story -
Mousetrapping a Murderer.png "Mousetrapping a Murderer" Making a Murderer "Trust but Clarify" 28
My Bloody Valentine.png "My Bloody Valentine" "My Funny Valentine"
My Bloody Valentine
"I Love Lisa" 4
MyDinnerWithItchy-Title.png "My Dinner with Itchy" My Dinner with Andre "Homer Defined" 3

N

Nine and One Half Leaks.png "Nine and One Half Leaks" 9½ Weeks The Simpsons: Virtual Springfield -

O

O Solo Meow.png "O Solo Meow" "'O Sole Mio" "When Flanders Failed" 3
Of Mice and Menace!.png "Of Mice and Menace!" Of Mice and Men Self-contained comic story -

P

P.U..png "P.U." Up "Loan-a Lisa" 22
Par.png "Par for the Corpse" "Par for the course" "Blame It on Lisa" 13
A Pie for A Pie.png "A Pie for a Pie" An Eye for an Eye The Booty -
Pitchfork Perfect.png "Pitchfork Perfect" Pitch Perfect "Bart vs. Itchy & Scratchy" 30
Pinitchio.png Pinitchio Pinocchio "Itchy & Scratchy Land" 6
PlanetOfTheAches-Title.png "Planet of the Aches" Planet of the Apes "Bart of Darkness" 6
Porch Pals.png "Porch Pals" - "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge" 2
Post Neutered Pets.png "Post Neutered Pets" - The Immigration of the Body Snatchers -

R

Rasta, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!.png "Rasta, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! "Yellow Subterfuge" 25
Remember the Alimony.png "Remember the Alimony" "Remember the Alamo" "Every Man's Dream" 27
Remembrance of Things Slashed.png "Remembrance of Things Slashed" Remembrance of Things Past "The Day the Violence Died" 7
Reservoir Cats title.png "Reservoir Cats" Reservoir Dogs "Simpsoncalifragilisticexpiala(Annoyed Grunt)cious" 8
Roses are Red, Violence is Due.png "Roses Are Red, Violence Is Due" "Roses are red, violets are blue" "The Daughter Also Rises" 23

S

Safety First.png "Safety First" - "The Simpsons Ride -
Scar Trek The Next Laceration.png "Scar Trek: The Next Laceration" Star Trek: The Next Generation "Deep Space Homer" 5
Scar Wars.png "Scar Wars" Star Wars Cabin Fervor -
Scratchtasia.png Scratchtasia Fantasia "Itchy & Scratchy Land" 6
Screams from a Mall-Title.png "Screams from a Mall" Scenes from a Mall "The Front" 4
Shaving Private Scratchy - title card.png "Shaving Private Scratchy" Saving Private Ryan The Homer Show -
Single Whacked Feline.png "Single Whacked Feline" Single White Female Bart Like Me -
Slaughter.png "Slaughter is the Best Medicine" "Laughter is the best medicine" UK Sky One commercial -
Skinless in Seattle.png "Skinless in Seattle" Sleepless in Seattle "Bart Sells His Soul" 7
The Social Petwork.png "The Social Petwork" The Social Network "The Ten-Per-Cent Solution" 23
The Sounds of Silencers.png "The Sounds of Silencers" "The Sound of Silence" "Bart the Murderer" 3
Spay Anything.png "Spay Anything" Say Anything "Cape Feare" 5
Spherical on 34th Street.png "Spherical on 34th Street" Miracle on 34th Street "Funeral for a Fiend" 19
Steamboat Itchy.png Steamboat Itchy Steamboat Willie "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie" 4
Sundae Bloody Sundae.png "Sundae Bloody Sundae" Sunday Bloody Sunday "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?" 2

T

The Tears of a Clone.png "The Tears of a Clone" "Tears of a Clown" "Little Big Mom" 11
ThatHappyCat.png That Happy Cat That Darn Cat! "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie" 4
Itchy and Scratchy This Blood's for You.png "This Blood's for You" This Bud's for You Self-contained comic story -
ToKillATalkingBird.png "To Kill a Talking Bird" To Kill a Mockingbird "Jaws Wired Shut" 13
The Truth About Cats and Mice.png "The Truth About Cats and Mice" The Truth About Cats & Dogs Self-contained comic story -
Twister 'Round the Clock.png "Twister 'Round the Clock" "The Twist" Springfield: Year Zero -
"Rock Around the Clock"

U

The Un-Natural.png "The Un-Natural" The Natural "I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings" 19

W

WhatsNukedPussycat.png "What's Nuked, Pussycat?" "What's New Pussycat?" "Fraudcast News" 15
Why Do Fools Fall in Lava - Itchy and Scratchy.png "Why Do Fools Fall in Lava?" "Why Do Fools Fall in Love?" "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show" 8

Untitled cartoons[edit]

Picture Plot Appears in: Season
Itchy and Scratchy - The Bart Simpson Show.jpg Scratchy chases Itchy with an axe until Itchy stops and produces a pin-up poster depicting an attractive female cat; as Scratchy moons over the poster, Itchy shoves a lit stick of dynamite into his mouth; the resulting explosion blows Scratchy's head right off of his body. "The Bart Simpson Show" Shorts season: 3
Itchy and Scratchy - Simpson Christmas.jpg Despite not being shown entire, the episode is described by Bart as a sugary Christmas special. From what is seen on screen, Itchy and Scratchy are seen holding hands and waving happily in the snow whilst wearing Santa Claus hats.

Oddly, this short appears to contain no violence or gore.

"Simpson Christmas" Shorts season: 3
Itchy & Scratchy cartoon (There's No Disgrace Like Home).png Scratchy chases Itchy into his mouse hole and gets his head stuck. Itchy then shoves a bomb in Scratchy's throat, and it explodes. Scratchy's skeleton (arms, legs, tail and ribcage) remains outside the hole, with the ribcage forming an arch over the hole. Itchy is then seen rolling Scratchy's head through the ribcage. "There's No Disgrace Like Home" 1
Itchy & Scratchy bombs.png Itchy knocks Scratchy's eyes out with a sledge hammer, and Scratchy kneels and starts feeling around the floor for his eyes. Itchy produces two small bombs (with fuses lit) and puts them in front of Scratchy for him to find. Scratchy grabs the bombs, thinks they are his eyes, and puts them in his eye sockets. Shortly after that, Scratchy is in front of a mirror combing his hair when he notices the bombs. Scratchy screams and the bombs explode. "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge" 2
ItchyScratchyMarge.png Itchy rigs the grave of a deceased Scratchy with explosives, then detonates them, sending Scratchy's screaming skeletal corpse flying into the air. "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge" 2
ItchyScratchyMarge2.png Itchy and Scratchy pull larger and larger guns on each other, until Itchy fires, launching Scratchy directly into the sun. "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge" 2
Itchy and Scratchy dance.png Itchy and Scratchy dance. "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge" 2
Scratchy reads Itchy a bedtime story.png Scratchy reads Itchy a bedtime story. "Itchy & Scratchy & Marge" 2
Itchy & Scratchy (When Flanders Failed).png Scratchy is burning up. "When Flanders Failed" 3
ItchyScratchyJFK.png This cartoon was guest-directed by Oliver Stone, and parodies Jack Ruby's killing of Lee Harvey Oswald, the man charged with the assassination of John F. Kennedy. Here, a handcuffed Scratchy is being led through a crowd by two plainclothed law enforcement officials. Itchy leaps out from the crowd, draws a gun and shoots Scratchy. The screen freezes just as the bullet hits Scratchy, and we hear someone say, "Oh God, get his gun!". "Whacking Day" 4
Itchy & Scratchy vs. Hitler.png As part of an episode of Eye on Springfield, Kent Brockman takes a look at the history of Itchy & Scratchy, and shows a clip from this World War II-era propaganda cartoon. Here, Itchy and Scratchy pummel Adolf Hitler to a fine mess and finally decapitate him with an axe. Itchy and Scratchy then shake hands, only for the former to decapitate the latter as well. President Franklin D. Roosevelt then appears and starts kicking the remains of Scratchy, while Itchy holds up a sign reading "Save scrap iron". "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie" 4
Itchy & Scratchy cartoon (The Day the Violence Died).png The first new cartoon after Roger Myers Jr.'s studio is back in business. Itchy chases Scratchy in a desert-like landscape until Itchy notices a church and stops to pray. Scratchy meanwhile keeps running until he is squashed by the foot of God and is sent to Hell, where he burns in the Lake of Fire. Meanwhile, Itchy and God (who has the face of a mouse) are watching him from atop a cloud, shake hands and then wink at the camera. "The Day the Violence Died" 7
Scratchy Pool Eyes.png Ratings of The Itchy & Scratchy Show were sagging, so executives from the show had the kids watch several cartoon clips in order to find out what kids liked and in turn find out what they needed to do to improve the show. The focus group consisted of Bart Simpson, Lisa Simpson, Milhouse Van Houten, Ralph Wiggum. Nelson Muntz, and an unnamed girl about Bart's age.

In the first clip, Itchy and Scratchy are playing pool. Itchy does a jump shot with the cue ball and hits Scratchy in the face, knocking out his eyeballs. Scratchy feels around the table for his eyes and finds the "6" and "9" pool balls, which he places into his eye sockets.

The kids found the cartoon to be very funny, but they liked everything they were shown. This presented the Itchy & Scratchy executives with a problem: with no information about what kids didn't like, they had no idea what changes they needed to make to the show. Roger Meyers, Jr., who was in the observation booth, became frustrated and turned on the lights, revealing himself to the kids. He then yelled at the kids, "Just tell me what's wrong with the freakin' show!" Lisa then explained that there was nothing wrong with the show, but perhaps the characters were losing some impact after so many years. That gave Meyers the idea of introducing a new character, which turned out to be Poochie.

"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show" 8
Frozen Scratchy & Poochie.png This is the last cartoon to feature the much despised character Poochie. During the background, the producers of The Itchy & Scratchy Show introduced Poochie to appeal to a newer audience. However, the move backfired and many viewers despised Poochie. As a result, the producers decided to kill off the character. Homer, the voice of Poochie, objected to the move. In the original script, Itchy was supposed to cut off Poochie's head with a rusty chainsaw. However, Homer refused to cooperate and asked to read his own script. June Bellamy, the voice of both Itchy and Scratchy, told producer Roger Meyers, Jr. to allow Homer to try his lines. Meyers relented, and Homer read his own script:
"Hi, Poochie. You look like you've got something to say. Do you?"
―Itchy
"Yes, I certainly do! Hello there, Itchy. I know there's a lot of people who don't like me and wish I would go away. I think we got off on the wrong foot. I know I can come off a little proactive, and for that I'm sorry. But if everyone could find a place in their hearts for the little dog that nobody wanted, I know we can make them laugh and cry until we grow old together."
―Poochie

In the finalized caeroon, Scratchy is part of an ice sculpture. Itchy starts sawing him with a chainsaw when Poochie appears. Itchy says that Poochie looks like he's got something to say, and Poochie replies (in Homer's voice) that he does. Poochie's mouth is then motionless while he says (in Roger Meyers' voice), "I have to go now. My planet needs me." The animation cel containing Poochie is crudely lifted up, making Poochie rise out of the picture. At the end of the episode, scrawled handwriting on the last frame says "Note: Poochie died on the way back to his home planet."

During the aftermath, the audience at The Krusty the Clown Show cheers the ending. Krusty happily declares "Poochie's dead!" and has the blue-haired lawyer read a sworn affidavit that declares that Poochie will never return. Homer is at first outraged that they changed the episode, but soon gets over it.

"The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show" 8
Scratchy Arrow Miss.png This cartoon is the first cartoon of the show to air following the disastrous introduction and much-cheered demise of Poochie. In this cartoon, Itchy is aiming a bow and arrow at Scratchy, who is standing with his back against a wall and an apple on his head. Itchy shoots the arrow , which pierces through the apple and hits the wall. Scratchy sighs in relief that the arrow missed him, but the "wall" is revealed to be a tank of carbolic acid, which springs a leak as a result of having been pierced by the arrow. Acid pours onto Scratchy, who is burned to the bones as he runs around screaming in pain. Bart declares the episode to be "classic Itchy & Scratchy", only for him and Lisa to decide to change the channel to see what else is on TV. "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show" 8
Scratchy-CatsMusical.png Scratchy buys a ticket to see the musical Cats. Usher Itchy seats Scratchy in the front row. After only a few seconds, Scratchy becomes incredibly bored, produces a revolver, and shoots himself, blowing his head clean off. The audience member next to him, a matronly dog, is covered in blood and shushes Scratchy's headless corpse. "The Girl Who Slept Too Little" 17
Itchy and Scratchy YKASWYW.png Due to large cutbacks at the network, the normal voice actors quit, and Krusty was pressed into service to dub his voice over the cartoon. During the plot, Scratchy is walking down the street and notices a female cat made out of dynamite. He kisses her, and the decoy explodes, blowing Scratchy into pieces. Itchy walks out of a shop and starts juggling Scratchy's body parts in front of an audience of animals. Following that, Krusty's performance was very uninspired, as he sounded very uninterested in the cartoon—mainly due to annoyance at the fact that he was affected by the network's being fined $10,000,000 because of Kent Brockman's swearing on the air. Krusty reckoned that Itchy killed Scratchy because Scratchy was messing with his wife. "You Kent Always Say What You Want" 18
Itchy & Scratchy - Replaceable You.png Itchy is a mad scientist working in his lab. Lying on the operating table is a large green-skinned corpse, his monster Scratchy. Itchy throws a switch, sending a charge of electricity into Scratchy. Itchy triumphantly cries, "It's alive!" as Scratchy slowly sits up. Itchy fires a shotgun at Scratchy, blowing the top of his head open, and Scratchy collapses back onto the table, dead again. Itchy then puts another brain into Scratchy's head, sews his head back up, and throws the switch again. Once again, Itchy cries, "It's alive!" as Scratchy sits up, and again, Itchy fires his shotgun at Scratchy. This time, however, Scratchy's head is blown clean off and goes flying out a window. Scratchy's head comes to rest in a sunlit field by a lake, near a little mouse girl picking daisies. Scratchy looks up at the girl and shyly says, "Friend?" The mouse girl smiles and holds out two daisies to Scratchy, but then quickly jams them into his eyes. Scratchy screams as blood pours from his eyes, and letters spelling "THE END" are seen on the petals of the daisies. "Replaceable You" 23
Itchy & Scratchy - Manger Things.png Itchy and Scratchy are riding on a fan boat when a crocodile eats Scratchy. Itchy uses the fan to cut down the crocodile that produces on the beach a crocodile belt, a pair of crocodile boots and a crocodile purse. The crocodile's scream is then heard when Itchy opens the purse. "Manger Things" 32

The Itchy & Scratchy Movie[edit]

Others[edit]

Nazi Supermen are our Superiors[edit]

Synopsis: While it's unsure if it's an Itchy & Scratchy cartoon, it is known that Roger Meyers, Sr. produced it in 1938, and it was the one exception to his being "beloved by the world".
Episode: "Itchy & Scratchy Land" (referenced)

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