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Butter Off Dead

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"Butter Off Dead"
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The Itchy & Scratchy Show Episode Information
Pun: Better Off Dead
Season: 13
First appearance: "Little Girl in the Big Ten"

"Butter Off Dead" is an episode of The Itchy & Scratchy Show.

Plot[edit]

In an agricultural setting (possibly a Mennonite or Amish society) farmer Itchy is about to eat a slice of toast for breakfast, but finds he is all out of butter. His neighbor, farmer Scratchy visits Itchy and says to him, "Good morrow, to thee, neighbor!" Itchy grabs Scratchy and runs to his barn. In the barn, Itchy shoves Scratchy into his cow's mouth, and an inside view of the cow shows Scratchy being digested by its four stomachs. Itchy then milks the digested Scratchy out of the cow, pours the milk into a butter churn and rapidly works the churn to create his own "I Can't Believe It's Not Scratchy!" butter. Scratchy's eyeballs end up on Itchy's slice of toast as he spreads the butter on it. After saying a quick prayer, Itchy takes a bite of the toast, and Scratchy's eyeball.

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