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Safety First

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"Safety First"
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The Itchy & Scratchy Show Episode Information
First appearance: The Simpsons Ride


"Safety First" is an instructional video featuring Itchy and Scratchy, which the visitor must see before they travel on the roller coaster.

Plot[edit]

A narration tells visitors that this is a brief guideline to ensure a safe and pleasant experience. Scratchy begins to make a dash for the ride and Itchy nails his tail to the floor, and when the doors open to the vehicle boarding station, Scratchy's fur gets torn off, because he is running and Itchy is walking soft. Itchy and Scratchy push away their merchandise after the narrator says at they should proceed to the left and right side of the vehicle. The narrator asks the visitor to place all large or fragile items, including cameras and video recorders, against the wall outside the vehicle, and hold on to all loose articles. Itchy takes a seat and removes his sunglasses then. The speaker asks them to take their seats in an orderly fashion and asks them to watch their head as they enter the vehicle - Scratchy hits his head on the door as he enters. Itchy hits him on the head after, with a mallet.

The narrator announces that if you have difficulty dealing with small spaces, make the Krusty Krewmember aware of this before entering the vehicle. Scratchy struggles under the lap bar and breaks it off, cutting off his head. The speaker then says once you are seated, please pull down on the lap bar. Itchy is sitting comfortably and two Krusty Krewmwmber dogs scold a headless Scratchy, The narrator asks them to remain seated and face forward while the vehicle is in motion. Scratchy then puts his arm around a girl and Itchy takes his hand unknowingly under the vehicle and to the other side. The speaker asks them to keep their arms and legs clear of the closing doors and inside the vehicle at all times. After that the door closes on Scratchy's arm, cutting it off. The narrator asks them to take no still or motion picture photography of any kind. Scratchy then takes a picture and a bunch of missiles launch on him, turning him into a skeleton. The narrator then thanks them for their attention, while Itchy puts then his camera in his pocket and smiles.

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