Great Springfield Pickup Lines

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Great Springfield Pickup Lines

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Released:	2001
Comic series:	The Simpsons Comic Strips
Pages:	1
Written by:	Jesse Leon McCann Amanda McCann

Great Springfield Pickup Lines is a The Simpsons Comic Strips story that was first published in 2001.

Synopsis[edit]

The people of Springfield try using pickup lines on prospective partners.

Plot[edit]

The prospective couples consist of:

Carl Carlson and an unnamed woman.
Moe Szyslak and Elizabeth Hoover.
Edna Krabappel and Horatio McCallister.
Waylon Smithers and Charles Montgomery Burns.
Disco Stu and Ruth Powers.
Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson.

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Comic issue	Release date	Country
The Simpsons Comic Strip Cavalcade	October 6, 2026 October 15, 2026

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2001
Adult Swim • Bart Sneaks Out • Bathing Santa's Little Helper • Burns' Academic Scholarship • Crazy Gil's Television Emporium • A Day at the Springfield Petting Zoo • Emergency Scientist • Great Springfield Pickup Lines • Groundskeeper Bart • The History of Polo • Homer Plays with Shaving Lotion • Homer Skips Work • Homer Takes Out the Trash • Homer the Girl Scout • Homer Wants an SUV • Homer's Bedtime Story • Homer's Drive-Thru Order • Humpty Dumped • In the Thrall of the Neanderthal! • Jack Sprat Attacks • Kang and Kodos Visit Homer • Laugh Free or Die • Maggie's Monstromart Towels Escapade • Marge Bulks Up • Marge Joins a Book Club • Marge's "Vacation" • The Mixed-Up Catchphrases Zone • Moe + Beer = Girls? • The Monty Burns Late Night Show • Ned's Lessons in Car Safety • Old Moe Hubbard • Ralph the Haiku Genius • School Holiday Boredom • Scottish Fighting • Sing a Song of Squishee • Springfield Elementary Poetry Competition • This Is the School That Bart Wrecked • Wee Willie Waxer
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See also
A Mother Marge Tale

Great Springfield Pickup Lines

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