If These Crumbs Could Talk

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If These Crumbs Could Talk

Comic Story information Released: 1999 Comic series: The Simpsons Comic Strips Pages: 1

If These Crumbs Could Talk is a The Simpsons Comic Strips story that was first published in 1999.

Synopsis

Homer is passed out on the couch with the remains of food scattered all around him.

Food

The following food leftovers surround Homer:

• 2:15 AM Friday - The last piece of Lisa's birthday cake.
• 7:30 AM Friday - Miss Marple's Maple Mystery Syrup.
• 8:10 AM Friday - Coffee.
• 9:05 AM Friday - Jelly donut.
• 12:31 PM Friday - Mustard, mild salsa, and relish.
• 1:50 PM Friday - Mother Salty's Poultry-Flavoured Assorted Snack Cakes.
• 2:37 PM Friday - Chewing gum.
• 5:07 PM Friday - Barbecued spare-ribs.
• 6:45 PM Friday - Mashed potatoes.
• 6:57 PM Friday - Ham Pot Pie.
• 9:34 PM Friday - Bulky Boy's Chunks for Single Hunks.
• 12:12 AM Saturday - Captain McCallister's Tart 'N Tasty Tartar Sauce.
• 12:14 AM Saturday - Duff Beer.

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• If These Crumbs Could Talk at Last Exit to Springfield

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The Simpsons Comic Strips
1998
Ban the Embalm • Birthday Shopping with Homer • The Braap Movie Poster • The Burns Paradox • Dollars to Donuts • The Frink Shrinkulator 4000 • Lawn Patrol • Radioactive Man Action Figure • Springfield's "Take Your Child to Work" Day
1999
ABC's... the Simpson Way • Apu's Instant Photo Booth • Bart's Detention • Bart's Nickname Generator • The Beatles • Burns' Birthday • Community Theater • Culturally Appropriate Comics • Dr. Hibbert's Medical Mix-Up • Elevator to Heaven • Grampa's Birthday • Grampa's Day • Groundskeeper Willie Video Documentary • Homer Improvements • Homer's Third Arm • Hurricane Nixon • If These Crumbs Could Talk • KrustyCo Millennium Blow-Out Toy Sale • Long-Winded Limericks • Maggie's Nap Time • Marge's Hair • Milhouse Kisses "Lisa" • Misplaced Carbon Rod Board Game • Nerd Pantsin' • One Flew Over the Retirement Castle • Scar Wars Episode IV: No Hope • Springfield Downs Race Track • Springfield Pet Hospital • Springfield Shopper's Don't Doubt It or Do! • Stuck in the Middle • Today's Astrology Forecast for Springfield • Wedgie Time
2000
21 Muntz Street • Abe's First Radio • All You Need Is Couch • Barney Sober • Bart Draws a Strip • Bart I Art • The Boys Find a Playdude • Burn of the 4th • Burns the Regular Joe • Cost of Living • Day in the Life • Gil's Ice Cream • Give Me Lima Beans or Give Me Death! • Highs in the Seventies • The History of Polo • Homer the Gardener • Homer's Day at the Power Plant • Homer's Parking Ticket • Homer Simpson's Mambo No. 5 • Homer the Pooh: Chapter One • How to Read Comics: With Homer Simpson • Kang Hypnosis • Krusty the Kent • Kwik-E-Mart: A Healthy Convenience Boutique • Lights Out • Lisa's College Financing • Maggie's Bedtime Story • Marge Simpson's Cleaning Tips • Missing Issues • Missing Underwear Rhyme • Mr. Burns Discusses Power • Otto's Magic School Bus • Peanuts Tribute • Reality TV • Robbery at the Kwik-E-Mart • Senior Volun-Teacher Week • Seniors Reading Poetry Night • Secret Life of Dogs • Smithers Gets Burns a New Spoon • Smithers' Guide • Spooky Lamp Shadows • Springfield Elementary: Behold the Playground • St. Patrick's Day • Summer Wind • This Week in Local Sports • Ultra Sour Sourballs Experiment • The Unpossible World of Ralph Wiggum • What's Wrong with This Family?
2001
Adult Swim • Bart Sneaks Out • Bathing Santa's Little Helper • Burns' Academic Scholarship • Crazy Gil's Television Emporium • A Day at the Springfield Petting Zoo • Emergency Scientist • Great Springfield Pickup Lines • Groundskeeper Bart • Homer Plays with Shaving Cream • Homer Skips Work • Homer Takes Out the Trash • Homer the Girl Scout • Homer Wants an SUV • Homer's Bedtime Story • Homer's Drive-Thru Order • Humpty Dumped • In the Thrall of the Neanderthal! • Jack Sprat Attacks • Kang and Kodos Visit Homer • Laugh Free or Die • Maggie's Monstromart Towels Escapade • Marge Bulks Up • Marge Joins a Book Club • Marge's "Vacation" • The Mixed-Up Catchphrases Zone • Moe + Beer = Girls? • The Monty Burns Late Night Show • Ned's Lessons in Car Safety • Old Moe Hubbard • Ralph the Haiku Genius • School Holiday Boredom • Scottish Fighting • Sing a Song of Squishee • Springfield Elementary Poetry Competition • This Is the School That Bart Wrecked • Wee Willie Waxer
2002
Cleanliness Is Next to Marge-liness • Homer the Hopeless Romantic • Homer's Greedy Conscience • Marge Simpson's Hair Affair • Marge's Morning "To-Do" List