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The Burns Estate is a The Simpsons Comic Strips story.
Synopsis[edit]
- Mr. Burns shows off his large estate to the readers.
The Burns Estate[edit]
- Mail room.
- Scout-a-pult.
- Torture museum: For when a boy just wants to be alone with his thoughts.
- Control room: The mansion's oxygen can be cut off, in the unlikely event of squatters.
- Not an anthrax room.
- Exercise room: These days I'm focusing on my hump.
- Employee hedge maze.
- My bedroom: In case of Armageddon or hostile labor strike, everything in this room is edible.
A) Mother: She said I was a painful birth. Well, la-di-da.
B) Dental closet.
C) Pneumatic tube: For when I need Smithers posthaste!
D) Hoffa.
E) Escape pod.
F) Smithers' escape pod (see Scout-a-pult).
G) Bobo! Dearest, sweetest Bobo!
- Toilet turret: They're not going to catch me with my pants down!
- 19th century coal mine: So much better than an ant farm.
- Library.
- Montgomery Burns Animal Park: It makes hunting a dream!
- Security.
- Security's security: You can never be too suspicious.
- The vault.
- Laboratory: Nothing to see here, please move along.
- Organ donors: They're cheaper than you'd think.
- Pharmacy.
- City official hospitality room.
- Interrogation room.
- Dining room: Avoid the condor tonight. It's a bit stringy.
- Weapons-grade plutonium? No, just a harmless breakfast nook.
- Lawyer's barracks.
- Children's playroom: I adore the company of little feet. Thus, I have filled my playroom with every pleasure a child would desire—jungle gymnasium, swing set, and the stuffed body of John Philip Sousa.
- Charitable donations room: Once a year I gather representatives from the YMCA, UNICEF, and the Red Cross to play a game I call "find the nickel."
- 24 hour Dickens Theatre: Anytime's the right time for a dose of Victorian misery.
- Furnace.
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