Burns: A Fragrance for Men

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Burns: A Fragrance for Men

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Comic series:	The Simpsons Comic Strips
Pages:	1
Written by:	Gail Simone

Burns: A Fragrance for Men is a The Simpsons Comic Strips story.

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Mr. Burns advertises his new fragrance, Burns.

Plot[edit]

Waylon Smithers tells Mr. Burns that the marketing group for his new cologne, Burns, tells them that commercials featuring stylish, fast-cutting, extremely provocative dancing are all the rage. Mr. Burns then tells Smithers about the commercial he envisions for the product.

In a club, people are bored. Mr. Burns then enters the club, saying that the party needs a large dose of Burns. He and Smithers dance by the DJ as the women in the club smell the intoxicating aroma. They start dancing with Burns and begin to argue over who gets to be with him, but Burns says there's plenty of him to go around. Finally, Burns pulls out the product, and everyone shouts his name as the commercial freeze-frames before showing the cologne.

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Comic issue	Release date	Country
The Simpsons Comic Strip Cavalcade	October 6, 2026 October 15, 2026

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2001
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All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Graduate School • Ask Marge • Babies Are Like Scientists • Backstage with Bart • Bart the Unconscionable Menace • Bash to the Future • Burglary in Progress • Burns: A Fragrance for Men • The Burns Estate • Chief Clancy Wiggum's Crimewatchers Notebook • Corporate Mergers • The Flandersjammer Kids • Frinkventions! • Gazooka Moe and His Guys • The Girls of Apt. 1599G • GoodFellowship • Handsome Pete's Shellfish Tales • Homer Orders Ice Cream • Homer Visits Dr. Hibbert • It Takes a Global Village: Foreigners Among Us • Julius Hibbert, M.D. • Krusty's Guest Sidekicks • Little Remoh in Slumberland • Oh Henry! • On This Day in Springfield History, Part 1 • On This Day in Springfield History, Part 2 • One Fine Morning in Moe's Tavern • Original Comic Strip Art for Sale! • Saturday Night Cleaver • Simpsons Babies • The Simpsons Visit the Beach • Springfield Celebrates "Take Our Daughters to Work Day" • Today on Channel 6 • When Catchphrases Collide! • Your Very Own Grease-Absorbant Krusty Burger Souvenir Fun-Mat!
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A Mother Marge Tale

Burns: A Fragrance for Men

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