The Burns Estate/Quotes
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- Mr. Burns: Hello, I'm C. Montgomery Burns, the wealthiest and therefore most beloved member of the Springfield community. Many have asked for a glimpse at my humble abode. Everyone from diminutive children to our brave and fair-minded tax officials... ...who insist on poking their peepers where they don't belong! Anyhoo, with a song in my heart and court order in my pocket, I give you my personal tour of the love, the caring, the warmth that is... ...the Burns Estate!
- Timmy: Please, Mr. Smizzlewick, don't take away me parents! It's Christmas Eve!
- Mr. Smizzlewick: Remember, Timmy, 'tis better to give than receive!
- Miner 1: Canary's dead.
- Miner 2: Shoulda said goodbye to the missus.
- Homer: Let's see, moss grows on the south side... or was it the east? Oh, I wish I hadn't eaten those breadcrumbs!