Burns: A Fragrance for Men/Quotes
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- Waylon Smithers: Mr. Burns, the marketing group for your new cologne tells us that the stylish, fast-cutting, extremely provocative commercials that include dancing are all the rage!
- Mr. Burns: Excellent Smithers! I see the spot opening on a crowded, but dull drinking establishment...
- Woman 1: I'm so bored...
- Woman 2: This place is a drag! The same old smell, night after night.
- Mr. Burns: What this party needs is a large dose of Burns!
- Mr. Burns: May I have this dance, ladies?
- Woman 1: Ooooh!
- Smithers: The rhythm is gonna getcha!
- Woman 1: I smelled him first!
- Woman 1: No, me!
- Mr. Burns: Don't worry, ladies--there's plenty of Burns to go around!