Burns

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Burns

Product Information
Type: Cologne
First Appearance: Burns: A Fragrance for Men


Burns is a cologne for men. It was created by Charles Montgomery Burns.

History[edit]

Mr. Burns created Burns and designed a commercial for the product. The commercial featured him and Smithers dancing in a club, where two women began to fight over him. Burns said that there was plenty of him to go around.

The cologne's tagline was "Why just be stinking when you can be stinking rich?!". It contained less than 5% nuclear waste.

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