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This is a list of '''[[employment|jobs]]''' held by the [[fictional character]] '''[[Homer Simpson]]''' from the [[List of animated television series|animated television series]] ''[[The Simpsons]]''. Jobs which may not be considered [[Canon (fiction)#The Simpsons|canon]] (such as jobs in [[The Simpsons Halloween episodes|Treehouse of Horror]] episodes) are indicated in '''<em style="color:green;font-style:normal">green</em>'''. As of now, Homer has had 122 jobs, 114 excluding the non-canon.
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This is a list of '''jobs''' held by '''[[Homer Simpson]]'''.
  
One main source for these jobs is in the episode "[[Papa's Got a Brand New Badge]]." Right before he goes to bed Homer tells Marge, "I’ve had a lot of jobs in my life: boxer, mascot, astronaut, baby proofer, imitation Krusty, truck driver, hippie, plow driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny, mayor, grifter, body guard for the mayor, country western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie, celebrity assistant, power plant worker, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E-Mart clerk, homophobe, and missionary, but protecting people, that gives me the best feeling of all." According to an interview with [[Matt Groening]], Homer has held 188 jobs. <ref>http://www.mtv.com/movies/news/articles/1565538/20070725/story.jhtml </ref>
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One main source for these jobs is when he lists them to [[Marge]].<ref>"[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]"</ref> Right before he goes to bed Homer tells Marge, "I've had a lot of jobs in my life: boxer, mascot, astronaut, baby proofer, imitation Krusty, truck driver, hippie, plow driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny, mayor, grifter, body guard for the mayor, country western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie, celebrity assistant, power plant worker, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E-Mart clerk, homophobe, and missionary, but protecting people, that gives me the best feeling of all." Also a source is the "Picture a Day..." spoof where the last few seconds show jobs and other types of Homer prior to the 400th episode. According to an interview with [[Matt Groening]], Homer has held 188 jobs in the first 400 episodes.
  
==Default Job==
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== Default Job ==
;[[Nuclear safety|Nuclear Safety]] Inspector
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[[File:Springfield Nuclear Power Plant.png|thumb|right|The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]]
 
:His day job and main source of income.
 
:His day job and main source of income.
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;[[SNPP|Nuclear Safety]] Inspector
  
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:His job in the first season, before promotion to safety inspector. It was unclear to everyone (including [[Charles Montgomery Burns|his employer]] and Homer himself). He called himself a "technical supervisor". He was hired as part of "Project Bootstrap," a government program to bring in unskilled workers implemented by the Ford administration.<ref>"[[Homer's Odyssey]]"</ref>
 
;Unnamed job in nuclear power plant, sector 7-G
 
;Unnamed job in nuclear power plant, sector 7-G
:His job in the first season, before promotion to safety inspector.  It was unclear to everyone (including [[Montgomery Burns|his employer]] and Homer himself). In "[[Lisa's First Word]]" it's mentioned that he is a "nucleared technician", and in "[[Homer's Odyssey]]" he calls himself a "technical supervisor". He was hired as part of "Project Bootstrap," a (fictional) government program to bring in unskilled workers implemented by the [[Ford administration]].  In the episode '[[Much Apu About Nothing]],' it is revealed that Homer makes $6.5945 an hour. Considering inflation since 1989 that would bring his pre-promotion income to $21,680 2006 dollars ($10.81 per hour).
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In the episode "Much Apu About Nothing", Homer's paycheck is revealed to the world when he looks at the check and sees his pay is "drastically" short. It appears as an itemized check with the following:
  
  {{compactTOC8|side=yes|center=yes|j=|q=|x=|y=|z=|refs=yes}}
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  Springfield Power Company
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Employee: Homer J Simpson
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Sector 7G
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40HRS PAY....................................................................
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Fed W/H........... $56.25 Bear Patrol Tax........$5.00
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FICA..................$36.34
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State W/H..........$10.45
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Municipal Tax.....$9.37
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Net Pay...........................................................................$362.19
  
==A==
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When this is stretched over a year, it appears that Homer brings home $24,395.80 before deductions and $18,833.88 after deductions. Accounting for inflation, this would be equivalent to $41,184.74 before deductions and $31,795.17 after deductions. It doesn't seem like he is getting what he deserves as a Nuclear Safety Inspector. Though given the plants less than stellar conditions this might be true for all other employees. However, in the episode "[[American History X-cellent]]", Carl exclaims to Homer, "Homer, that's a $60,000 bottle of wine!", which Homer, who is drinking the wine, replies "Woohoo! I'm drinking my salary!" which suggests that's his actual salary, or perhaps it has drastically improved.
;[[activism|Activist]] - [[cannabis (drug)|Marijuana]] [[legalization]]  ("[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]") and for the preservation of the Springfield Isotopes Baseball Club ("[[Hungry, Hungry Homer]]")
 
;[[Actor]] (5 times)
 
:In the play ''[[Rent (musical)|Rent]] II: Condo Fever'' ("[[Behind the Laughter]]")
 
::<em style="color:green;font-style:normal">Non-canon</em>
 
:In a commercial for the [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]] ("[[D'oh-in in the Wind]]")
 
:In a commercial for [[sildenafil|Viagro]]-[[Rogaine (drug)|gain]] ''The topical rub for bald, impotent men'' ("[[Barting Over]]")
 
:In a commercial for Mr. Plow, his own one-man snow-plow business ("[[Mr. Plow]]")
 
:In a commercial for Springshield ("[[Papa's Got a Brand New Badge]]")
 
;[[talent agent|Agent]] (3 times)
 
:Lurleen Lumpkin ("[[Colonel Homer]]")
 
:Suds McDuff ("[[Old Yeller Belly]]")
 
:Lisa and Cameron, Aka Johnny Rainbow ("[[A Star Is Torn]]")
 
;[[emergency medical technician|Ambulance driver]] ("[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]")
 
;[[Arm wrestling|Amateur-Division Professional Arm Wrestler]] ("[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]")
 
;[[Astronaut]] for [[NASA]]<ref name="Tufts">{{cite news
 
| url = http://media.www.tuftsdaily.com/media/storage/paper856/news/2007/05/20/Arts/Top-10.Jobs.From.Pop.Culture-2904557.shtml
 
| title = Top 10 Jobs from pop culture
 
| author = Gregory Connor
 
| publisher = [[The Tufts Daily]]
 
| date = [[2007-05-20]]
 
| accessdate = 2007-05-21
 
| quote = ...Homer's part-time jobs, like being a Grammy winner or astronaut.
 
}}</ref> ("[[Deep Space Homer]]")
 
;[[Animal training|Attack-dog trainer]] for the Pitiless Pup Attack Dog School ("[[I Married Marge]]")
 
  
==B==
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== A ==
;[[Childproof|Baby Proofer]] for his own baby proofing company "Wee Care" ("[[Bye Bye Nerdie]]")
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;Accounts man ("[[The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants]]")
;[[Bacon Station]] Inventer,Owner,Chief/Seller]] (Bart Simpson Comic 24 UK) story (Bart Goes To The Movie)
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;Acrobat ("[[Goo Goo Gai Pan]]")
;[[Bad News Bearer]] for Mr. Burns  (Simpson's Comic 125(UK))
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;Actor
;[[Bartender]] for Moe's Tavern and Homer's Hunting Club ("[[Homer the Moe]]")
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:[[Everyman]] ("[[Homer the Whopper]]")
;[[Bear Hunter]] after he is attacked by a bear and labeled a coward ("[[The Fat and the Furriest]]")
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:[[Homer Simpson]] in ''[[The Simpsons: The Musical]]'' (''[[Simpsons: The Musical]]'')
;[[Croupier|Blackjack dealer]] of Monty's Casino ("[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)|$pringfield]]")
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:[[Safety Salamander]] ("[[See Homer Run]]")
;[[Bodyguard]] of Mayor Joe Quimby ("[[Mayored to the Mob]]")
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;Advertiser
;[[rum-running|Bootlegger]]
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:Walking billboard for blue pants ("[[My Fair Laddy]]")
:Of beer as the "Beer Baron" ("[[Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment]]")  
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;Ambulance Driver ("[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]")
;[[Bowling|Bowling alley employee]], or "Pin Monkey", of Barney's Bowl-o-rama ("[[And Maggie Makes Three]]")
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;Artist
:His dream job, but held only briefly.
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:Conceptual artist ("[[Mom and Pop Art]]")
;[[Boxing|Boxer]] ("[[The Homer They Fall]]")
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:Caricaturist of open coffins ("[[Springfield Up]]")
:Part of the Association of Springfield Semi-Pro Boxers
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;Astronaut ("[[Deep Space Homer]]")
;[[Broadway theatre|Broadway]] Actor (see Actor)
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;Attorney
;[[Butler]] ("[[The Frying Game]]")
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:for Gil's Law Practice (''[[To Kill a Mocking Bart]]'')
  
==C==
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== B ==
;[[Candle|Candle maker]] of Ye Olde Candlemaker, Olde Springfield Towne ("[[I Married Marge]]")
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;Baby Proofer
;[[automobile|Car]] [[designer]] for Powell Motors ("[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]")
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:for "[[Wee Care]]" ("[[Bye, Bye, Nerdie]]")
;[[property caretaker|Caretaker]] for Mr. Burns' lodge ("[[Treehouse of Horror V]]"):<em style="color:green;font-style:normal">Non-canon.</em>
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;Bartender
;[[Carny]] ("[[Bart Carny]]")
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:of [[Homer's Hunting Club]] ("[[Homer the Moe]]")
;Celebrity Assistant (see personal assistant)
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:of [[Moe's Tavern]] ("[[Homer the Moe]]" and ''[[The Beer Boys]]'')
;[[Chief executive officer|CEO]] of nuclear power plant ("[[C.E. D'oh]]")
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:of [[O'Flanagan's Pub]] ("[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]")
;[[Chauffeur]] for Classy Joe's ("[[Homer vs. Patty & Selma]]")
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:of {{ap|The Beer Boys|location}} (''[[The Beer Boys]]'')
;[[Chief of police|Springfield Chief of Police]] ("[[Papa's Got a Brand New Badge]]")
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;Beef Jerky manufacturer ("[[Smoke on the Daughter]]")
;[[Childcare|Child Caretaker]] of Uncle Homer's Daycare ("[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]")
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;Beggar
;[[choreography|Choreographer]] for the Super Bowl Halftime Show ("[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]")
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:("[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]")
;[[chiropractic|Chiropractor]] ("[[Pokey Mom]]")
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:(''[[Asphalt Bungle]]'')
;[[Clown]] (see [[Krusty the Clown|Krusty]] impersonator)
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;Blackjack dealer
;[[Coach (sport)|Coach]] for Bart's [[Little League]] [[American football]] team ("[[Bart Star]]")
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:for [[Monty Burns Casino]] ("[[$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)]]")
;[[chef|Cook]] at a diner when fleeing from a Florida sheriff ("[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]")  
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;Bodyguard
;[[confidence trick|Con artist]]/Grifter with son Bart ("[[The Great Money Caper]]")
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:of [[Mayor Joe Quimby]] ("[[Mayored to the Mob]]")
;[[Conceptual art]]ist ("[[Mom and Pop Art]]")
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;Bowling alley employee, or "Pin Monkey",
;[[Consultant]] on the remake of [[Mr. Smith Goes to Washington]] ("[[Beyond Blunderdome]]")
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:of [[Barney's Bowlarama]]("[[And Maggie Makes Three]]")
;[[Convenience store]] [[clerk|night-clerk]] for the [[Kwik-E-Mart]] ("[[Lisa's Pony]]")
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;Bounty hunter ("[[Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes]]")
;[[Curator]] of "The museum of Hollywood Jerks" ("[[When You Dish upon a Star]]")
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;Boxer ("[[The Homer They Fall]]")
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;Butler ("[[The Frying Game]]")
  
==D==
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== C ==
;[[Death (personification)|Death]] ("[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]")
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;Candle maker
:<em style="color:green;font-style:normal">Non-canon.</em>
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:for [[Ye Olde Candlemaker]] ("[[I Married Marge]]")
;[[Detective]] ("[[King-Size Homer]]" not shown, but mentioned by Marge)
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;Carny ("[[Bart Carny]]")
;[[Dishwasher]] At camp See-A-Tree ("[[The Way We Weren't]]")
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;Carpenter
;[[Drug]] [[smuggling|Smuggler]] when Burns cancelled the prescription drug program ("[[Midnight Rx]]")
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:rebuilds [[The Zoominator]] ("[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em]]")
;[[Sales|Door-to-door knife salesman]] for Slash-Co. ("[[I Married Marge]]")
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;Child career
;[[Sales|Door-to-door sugar salesman]] ("[[Lisa's Rival]]")
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:for [[Uncle Homer's Daycare]] ("[[Children of a Lesser Clod]]")
;[[Sales|Door-to-door spring salesman]] ("[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]")
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;Choreographer
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:for the [[Super Bowl]] Halftime Show ("[[Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass]]")
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;Chiropractor ("[[Pokey Mom]]")
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;Class president
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:Candidate, should have won. ("[[Take My Life, Please]]")
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;Clown
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:[[Krusty]] Impersonator ("[[Homie the Clown]]")
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;Coach
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:for Bart's Little League American football team ("[[Bart Star]]")
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;Cook
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:at a diner in [[Florida]] ("[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]")
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;Comedian
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:[[Cheech and Chunk]] ("[[A Midsummer's Nice Dreams]]")
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;Competitor
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:in a Lego (Blocko) competition ("[[Brick Like Me]]")
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;Con artist/Grifter ("[[The Great Money Caper]]")
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;Critic
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:Film critic ("[[A Star Is Burns]]")
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:Food critic for ''[[The Springfield Shopper]]'' ("[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]")
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;Curler
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:for [[Team USA]] at the [[2010 Winter Olympics]] ("[[Boy Meets Curl]]")
  
==E==
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== D ==
;[[employment#employee|Employee]] at Gulp 'n' Blow Drive-through ("[[I Married Marge]]")  
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;[[Grim Reaper|Death]] ("[[Treehouse of Horror XIV]]")
;[[Corporate title|Executive]] of Globex Corp., Cypress Creek ("[[You Only Move Twice]]")
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;Designer
;[[vice president#vice presidents in business|Executive Vice President]] of Power Plant (while smoking medicinal marijuana) ("[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]")
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:Car designer for [[Powell Motors]] ("[[Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?]]")
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;Detective ("[[King-Size Homer]]" (mentioned))
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;Driver
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:Ambulance driver ("[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]")
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:Chauffeur for [[Classy Joe's]] ("[[Homer vs. Patty and Selma]]")
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:of an ice cream van ("[[Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)]]")
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:of a {{ap|Mr. Plow|vehicle|snowplow}} ("[[Mr. Plow]]")
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:of a Tow truck ("[[Midnight Towboy]]")
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;{{ap|Duffman|title}} (''[[The Duffman Cometh!]]'', "[[Waiting for Duffman]]")
  
==F==
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== E ==
;[[Farmer]] ("[[E-I-E-I-D'oh]]")
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;Engineer
;[[film criticism|Film critic]] ("[[A Star Is Burns]]")
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:Railroad engineer ("[[Maximum Homerdrive]]" (implied))
:Judge in the Springfield Film Festival
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;Executive
;[[Film producer]] ("[[Beyond Blunderdome]]")
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:Executive of [[Globex Corp.]] ("[[You Only Move Twice]]")
:Mr. Smith Goes to Washington remake
 
;Fireman (volunteer) ("[[Crook and Ladder]]")
 
;'''Fish gutter''' ("[[Thirty Minutes over Tokyo]]")
 
; [[Fisherman]]
 
;[[Food]] [[critic]] for the ''Springfield Shopper'' ("[[Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?]]")
 
:Landed the job after wandering away from a tour of the newspaper.
 
;[[Foot Locker]] employee ("[[Marge Gamer]]")
 
;[[Fortune cookie]] [[writer]] ("[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]")
 
;Founder and Junior Vice President Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net ("[[Das Bus]]")
 
  
==G==
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== F ==
;Game Show Contestant ("[[Helter Shelter]]")
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;Farmer ("[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]")
;Garbage Commissioner (see Sanitation Commissioner)
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;Fast food chain worker
;[[Gravedigger]] ("[[Treehouse of Horror II]]")
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:for [[Gulp 'n' Blow]] ("[[I Married Marge]]")
:<em style="color:green;font-style:normal">Non-canon.</em>
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;Film producer ("[[Beyond Blunderdome]]")
;[[fat|Grease]] collector ("[[Lard of the Dance]]")
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;Fireman
;[[confidence trick|Grifter]] (see Con-Artist)
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:Volunteer fireman ("[[Crook and Ladder]]")
;[[Corrections officer|Guard]] of Springfield Juvenile Correctional Facility ("[[The Wandering Juvie]]")
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;Fish gutter ("[[Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo]]")
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;Fisherman ("[[The Wife Aquatic]]")
  
==H==
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== G ==
;[[Hippie]] ("[[D'oh-in in the Wind]]")
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;Garbage commissioner ("[[Trash of the Titans]]")
;[[homophobia|Homophobe]] ("[[Homer's Phobia]]")
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;Grease collector ("[[Lard of the Dance]]")
:Not an actual job, but Homer includes this when he recites a list of jobs he's held in the past in the episode "[[Papa's Got a Brand New Badge]]".
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;Greeter
;[[Horse trainer]] of Furious D ("[[Saddlesore Galactica]]")
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:for [[Sprawl-Mart]]("[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]")
  
==I==
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== H ==
;[[Ice cream van|Ice Cream Truck Driver]] ("[[Ice Cream of Margie (With the Light Blue Hair)]]"):He takes the Ice cream truck from an ice cream truck driver who dies.
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;Hitman ("[[Treehouse of Horror XVIII]]")
;[[erectile dysfunction|Impotency]] [[Spokesman]] for [[sildenafil|Viag]][[Rogaine (drug)|rogaine]] ("[[Barting Over]]")
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;Hairdresser ("[[Homer Scissorhands]]")
;[[Informant]] for the F.B.I. ("[[The Trouble with Trillions]]")
 
;[[Infomercial]] Question asker
 
;[[Internet service provider]] ("[[Das Bus]]"):Sets up his own small business, "compuglobalhypermeganet" in which he gives himself the title "Junior Vice President."
 
;[[Inventor]] ("[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]], [[Flaming Moe's]], [[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]")
 
:6-legged chair, automatic hammer, lazy-bowl, everything's O.K. alarm, and make-up gun, the "Flaming Moe" (originally the "Flaming Homer"), Springy (Springfield's Official Mascot of failed Olympics bid)
 
  
==K==
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== I ==
;[[Kidnapping|Kidnapper]] ("[[Burns, Baby Burns]]"): Homer 'kidnaps' the son of Mr. Burns in an attempt to make Mr. Burns love his son again.
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;Informant
;[[Krusty the Clown|Krusty]] [[Impersonator]] ("[[Homie the Clown]]")
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:for the F.B.I. ("[[The Trouble with Trillions]]" and "[[Donnie Fatso]]")
;'''Kwik-E-Mart Employee'''  (see Convenience store clerk)
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;Internet Service Provider
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:[[Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net]] ("[[Das Bus]]")
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;Inventor
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:of the [[Flaming Homer]] ("[[Flaming Moe's]]")
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:of the all-purpose electric hammer, the [[Everything's OK alarm]], the [[Lazy Man Toilet Seat]], the make-up gun and the six-legged chair. ("[[The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace]]")
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:of [[Springy]] ("[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]")
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:of [[Tomacco]] ("[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]")
  
==L==
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== M ==
;[[Lawyer]] wins of [[Gil]] in [[Simpsons Comic 121 UK)
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[[File:Dancin homer.png|thumb|right|Homer as Dancin' Homer]]
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;Mall Santa ("[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]")
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;Manager
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:of [[Nuclear Power Plant]] ("[[Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore]]")
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:in charge of {{ap|Benjamin|nerd}}'s, {{ap|Doug|nerd}}'s and {{ap|Gary|nerd}}'s multi-million dollar computer company (''[[The Geek Shall Inherit the Earth]]'')
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;Manager (of musicians)
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:[[5 From 'Field]] (''[[Faking the Band]]'')
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:[[Cameron]], aka Johnny Rainbow ("[[A Star Is Torn]]")
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:[[Lisa]] ("[[A Star Is Torn]]")
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:[[Lurleen Lumpkin]] ("[[Colonel Homer]]")
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;Marriage counsellor ("[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]")
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;Mascot
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:Dancin' Homer ("[[Dancin' Homer]]")
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;Mayor
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:of [[New Springfield]] ("[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]")
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:Mayoral candidate ("[[See Homer Run]]" and ''[[Mayor Me a Little]]'')
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;Mexican wrestler ("[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]")
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;Mini-golf assistant for [[Sir Putts-A-Lot]] ("[[I Married Marge]]")
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;Missionary ("[[Missionary: Impossible]]")
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;Mob Boss
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:of [[Springfield Mafia]] ("[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]")
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;Model
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:Silhouette model ("[[Midnight Towboy]]")
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;[[Monorail]] conductor ("[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]")
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;Mountain climber ("[[King of the Hill]]")
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;Musician
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:Member of the [[Be-Sharps]] ("[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]")
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:Composed songs for [[Lisa]]'s music career ("[[A Star Is Torn]]")
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:Composer of "Everybody Hates [[Ned Flanders]]" ("[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]")
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:One-man band ("[[Bart Gets Famous]]")
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:Opera singer ("[[The Homer of Seville]]")
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:Member of the grunge band [[Sadgasm]] ("[[That '90s Show]]")
  
==M==
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== O ==
;[[Santa Claus|Mall Santa Claus]] ("[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire]]")
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;Oil-rig worker ("[[Half-Decent Proposal]]")
;[[management|Manager]] of Country Music performer Lurleen Lumpkin (See Agent)
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;Ordained minister ("[[There's Something About Marrying]]")
;[[relationship counseling|Marriage Counselor]] ("[[Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play]]")
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;Owner
:For second baseman Buck Mitchell and recording artist Tabitha Vixx
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:Founder and Junior Vice President [[Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net]] ("[[Das Bus]]")
;[[Mascot]], known as "Dancing Homer" ("[[Dancin' Homer]]")
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:of [[Denver Broncos]] ("[[You Only Move Twice]]")
:Working for the [[Springfield Isotopes]], before a brief stint in Capital City.
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:of Gil's Law Practice (''[[To Kill a Mocking Bart]]'')
;[[Mattress]] Salesman ("[[The Boys of Bummer]]")
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:of {{ap|Mr. Plow|business}} ("[[Mr. Plow]]")
;[[Mayor]] of New Springfield ("[[A Tale of Two Springfields]]")
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:of [[O'Flanagan's Pub]] ("[[In the Name of the Grandfather]]")
;[[Candidate|Mayoral candidate]] ("[[See Homer Run]]")
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:CEO of [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]] ("[[C.E. D'oh]]")
;[[Lucha libre|Mexican wrestler]] ("[[Jazzy and the Pussycats]]")
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:Executive Vice President of [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]] ("[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]")
;[[Miniature golf|Mini-golf assistant]] for Sir Putts-A-Lot ("[[I Married Marge]]")
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:Head of [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant]] (''[[The Flunky!]]'')
;[[Missionary]] ("[[Missionary: Impossible]]")
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:of [[SpringShield]] ("[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]")
;[[Crime boss|Mob Boss]] ("[[The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer]]")
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:Majority stock holder of [[ZiffCorp]] ("[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]")
;[[Monorail]] [[conductor (transportation)|conductor]] ("[[Marge vs. the Monorail]]")
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:Majority stock holder of [[Animotion]] ("[[HOMЯ]]")
;[[mountaineering|Mountain climber]] ("[[King of the Hill (The Simpsons episode)|King of the Hill]]")
 
;[[Bodyguard|Muscle For Hire]]
 
:The job was never actually portrayed by Homer but he references it in the "[[Lard of the Dance]]" episode when he says "Oh, I can't believe those goons muscled me out of my grease business.  I've been muscled out of everything I've ever done.  Including my muscle-for-hire business."
 
;[[Musician]]
 
:Member/Songwriter/Frontman of the Be Sharps, winning a [[Grammy Award]]<ref name="Tufts" /> ("[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]")
 
:Composer of "Everybody Hates [[Ned Flanders]]" single with [[David Byrne (musician)|David Byrne]] ("[[Dude, Where's My Ranch?]]")
 
:Composed songs for [[Lisa Simpson]]'s music career ("[[A Star Is Torn]]")
 
;[[Manure]] Salesman
 
  
==N==
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== P ==
;[[Adult education|Night school]] teacher (See Teacher)
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;Paparazzo ("[[Homerazzi]]").
;[[nuclear power|Nuclear Power Plant]] manager ("[[Kiss Kiss, Bang Bangalore]]")
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;Performance artist
:When [[Montgomery Burns|Mr. Burns]] outsources [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant|the plant]] to [[India]].  He also gains control of the plant by showing uncharacteristic smartness and tricking Mr. Burns into giving him ownership of the plant.
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:getting hit with a cannonball ("[[Homerpalooza]]")
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;Personal assistant
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:to [[Alec Baldwin]] and [[Kim Basinger]]. ("[[When You Dish Upon a Star]]")
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:to [[Mr. Burns]] ("[[Homer the Smithers]]")
 +
:to [[Carl]] ("[[The Devil Wears Nada]]")
 +
;Police officer
 +
:Chief of police ("[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]")
 +
;Prank monkey
 +
:for [[Mr. Burns]] ("[[Homer vs. Dignity]]")
 +
;Principal
 +
:of [[Springfield Elementary School]] (''[[The Principal of the Thing]]'')
 +
;Prison Guard
 +
:for [[Springfield Juvenile Correctional Facility]] ("[[The Wandering Juvie]]")
 +
;Public speaker ("[[HOMЯ]]")
  
==O==
+
== Q ==
;[[Drilling rig|Oil-rig worker]] ("[[Half-Decent Proposal]]")
+
;Questioner at products demonstration ("[[Springfield Up]]")
;[[One-man band|One Man Band]] ("[[Bart Gets Famous]]")
+
;Quiz-master ("[[Kill the Alligator and Run]]")
;[[Opera singer]] ("[[The Homer of Seville]].")
 
  
:Homer's first after-school job (he begins a cover of [[Archie Bell & the Drells]]' "[[Archie Bell & the Drells#album discography|Tighten Up]]" before being attacked by a monkey).
+
== R ==
;[[minister (Christianity)|Ordained Minister]] ("[[There's Something About Marrying]]")
+
;Reality TV show contestant
:In order to perform same-sex marriages to make profit.  After the long and spiritual journey (that lasted about four seconds) he printed his white collar.  Based in the LIL' Chaple.
+
:''[[The 1895 Challenge]]'' ("[[Helter Shelter]]")
;[[Outsider Art]]ist ("[[Mom and Pop Art]]")
+
:''[[Escape from Emperor Burnsimoto's Castle]]'' (''[[Tic-Tac-D'oh!]]'')
:Homer is discovered by an art gallery owner who believes Homer's attempt in building a barbecue pit is outsider art, thus launching his art career.
+
:''[[Hard up for a Date]]'' (''[[Tic-Tac-D'oh!]]'')
;[[ownership|Owner]]
+
:''The Flunky!'' - winner (''[[The Flunky!]]'')
:ZiffCorp ("[[The Ziff Who Came to Dinner]]") ''Majority Stock Holder''
+
;Roadie ("[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]")
:SpringShield ("[[Papa's Got a Brand New Badge]]")
 
:the [[Denver Broncos]] ("[[You Only Move Twice]]")
 
:CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet - Internet based company - ("[[Das Bus]]")
 
:the Springfield Power Plant ("[[C.E. D'oh]]")
 
:Mr. Plow ("[[Mr. Plow]]")
 
  
==P==
+
== S ==
;[[Begging|Panhandler]] ("[[Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore]]")
+
;Salesman
:To make extra money to buy [[Marge Simpson|Marge]] diamond earrings.
+
:Door-to-door knife salesman for [[Slash-Co.]] ("[[I Married Marge]]")
;[[Paparazzi|Paparazzo]] ("[[Homerazzi]]").
+
:Manure salesman ("[[Springfield Up]]")
;[[Performance art]]ist ("[[Homerpalooza]]")
+
:Mattress salesman ("[[The Boys of Bummer]]")
:Getting hit with a [[round shot|cannonball]].
+
:[[Tomacco]] salesman ("[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]")
;[[Assistant|Personal assistant]]  
+
:Door-to-door spring salesman ("[[The Old Man and the "C" Student]]")
:Briefly becomes the assistant and friend of [[Alec Baldwin]] and [[Kim Basinger]]. ("[[When You Dish upon a Star]]")
+
:Door-to-door sugar salesman ("[[Lisa's Rival]]")
:Briefly taking [[Waylon Smithers|Smithers]]' place as [[Mr. Burns]]' right-hand man. ("[[Homer the Smithers]]")
+
:Traveling salesman for [[Simpson & Son, Revitalizing Tonic]] ("[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]")
;Pig Judge ("[[Simple Simpson]]")
+
:Used car salesman ("[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]")
:Judges pigs at a fair after winning silver ticket in a contest
+
;Sailor
;[[Pilot]] ("[[He Loves to Fly and He D'oh's]]")
+
:in the Naval Reserve ("[[Simpson Tide]]")
:Never officially hired, however after a pilot faints from heroine, Homer attempts to pilot the plane and save his and Marge's life.
+
;Sanitation commissioner ("[[Trash of the Titans]]")
;Pilot for Crazy Clown Airlines (impostor) ("[[Fear of Flying (The Simpsons episode)|Fear of Flying]]")
+
;Security officer
:Never actually hired. He put on a pilot's uniform, intending to drink in the private 'pilot's bar', but was forced into a cockpit as the least drunk pilot present. Unfamiliar with the plane's controls, he promptly retracted the stationary plane's landing gear, damaging it.
+
:for [[SpringShield]] ("[[Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge]]")
;Plus-size butt model ("[[Mommie Beerest]]")
+
;Smuggler
:Shown on a business card he hands to Marge.
+
:of beer ("[[Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment]]")
;[[police|Police officer/Police Chief]] ("[[Papa's Got a Brand New Badge]]")
+
:of prescription drugs ("[[Midnight Rx]]")
;[[The Itchy & Scratchy Show#Poochie|Poochie]] (See Voice Actor)
+
:of fruits and vegetables ("[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]")
;''Prank monkey'' for [[Montgomery Burns|Mr. Burns]] ("[[Homer vs. Dignity]]")
+
:of sugar ("[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]")
;'''[[Pretzel|Pretzel Inspector]] ("[[The Twisted World of Marge Simpson]]")'''
+
;Soccer referee ("[[Marge Gamer]]" and "[[You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee]]")
;[[Priest]] (see ordained minister)
+
;Soldier
;[[Prison]] [[Informant|snitch]] ("[[The Seven-Beer Snitch]]")
+
:Homer's old military sergeant comes to dinner ("[[Two Dozen and One Greyhounds]]")
;[[Public speaker]] ("[[HOMR]]")
+
:the enemy in a military drill. ("[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]")
 +
;Softball player ("[[Homer at the Bat]]")
 +
;Store worker
 +
:[[Foot Locker]] employee ("[[Marge Gamer]]")
 +
:Night-clerk for the [[Kwik-E-Mart]] ("[[Lisa's Pony]]")
 +
;Superhero
 +
:as [[Pie Man]] ("[[Simple Simpson]]")
 +
;Spokesperson
 +
:Impotency spokesman for Viag rogaine ("[[Barting Over]]")
 +
:Spokesperson for blue pants ("[[My Fair Laddy]]")
 +
;Swimmer
 +
:Swims across the [[Springfield Channel]] (''[[In the Swim]]'')
  
==R==
+
== T ==
;[[road crew|Roadie]] ("[[How I Spent My Strummer Vacation]]")
+
;Talk show host
:Homer was a roadie for a benefits concert starring Mick Jagger, Elvis Costello, Keith Richards, Brian Setzer, Tom Petty and Lenny Kravitz.
+
:of ''[[Gut Check with Homer Simpson]]'' ("[[Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson]]")
;Roadside corn salesman ("[[Fraudcast News]]")
+
:of ''[[The Homer Simpson Show]]'' ("[[Today I Am a Clown]]")
:Apparently the destruction of Geezer Rock could spoil Homer selling corn to tourists
+
;Taste-tester
;Railroad Engineer (implied) ("[[Maximum Homerdrive]]")
+
:for local moonshine ("[[Rednecks and Broomsticks]]")
;Rastaman ("[[Weekend at Burnsie's]]")
+
;Teacher ("[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]")
;Robot (imposter) ("[[I, (Annoyed Grunt)-Bot|I, D'oh-Bot]]")
+
;Television producer {{fact}}
:As 'Robot Rumble' warrior 'Chief KnockaHomer'.
+
;Telemarketer ("[[Lisa's Date with Density]]")
;[[roller coaster|Rollercoaster Rebuilder]] ("[[Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em...]]")
+
;Town crier ("[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]")
:Homer rebuilds historic Springfield rollercoaster
+
;Trainer
 
+
:of attack-dogs for the [[The Pitiless Pup Attack Dog School]] ("[[I Married Marge]]")
==S==
+
;Trucker ("[[Maximum Homerdrive]]")
;[[Safety]] [[inspector]] Homer's main job.
 
;[[Safety]] [[protest]]er ("[[Homer's Odyssey]]")
 
;[[Safety]] [[Salamander]] ("[[See Homer Run]]")
 
;[[Sailor]] in the [[United States Navy Reserve|Naval Reserve]] ("[[Simpson Tide]]")
 
:Took command of a [[submarine|nuclear submarine]], causing an international incident.
 
;[[Sales]]man (see Used Car salesman and Matress salesman)
 
;[[Sanitation]] [[Commissioner]] ("[[Trash of the Titans]]")
 
;[[Security guard|Security Officer]] ("[[Papa's Got a Brand New Badge]]")
 
;Silhouette Model ("[[Midnight Towboy]]")
 
;[[Singer]] ("[[Homer's Barbershop Quartet]]")
 
;[[Waylon Smithers|Smithers]] (see personal assistant)
 
;[[smuggling|Smuggler]]
 
:of beer ("[[Homer vs. The Eighteenth Amendment]]")
 
:of prescription drugs ("[[Midnight Rx]]")
 
:of vegetables ("[[Itchy & Scratchy Land]]")
 
:of Sugar ("[[Sweets and Sour Marge]]")
 
;[[informant|Snitch]] (see Prison Snitch)
 
;[[Snowplow|Snowplow proprietor and driver]] ("[[Mr. Plow]]")
 
;[[referee (football)|Soccer referee]] ("[[Marge Gamer]]")
 
;[[Soldier]] ("[[G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)]]")
 
:Homer was [[Opposing_force|OPFOR]] after being rejected from frontline infantry.
 
;[[softball|Softball Player]] ("[[Homer at the Bat]]")
 
'''[[Songwriter]] ("[[A Star Is Torn]]")'''
 
;[[Busking|Street musician]] ("[[Bart Gets Famous]]")
 
:first after-school job, as a teenager.
 
;[[Superhero]] ("[[Simple Simpson]]")
 
:as "Pie-Man".
 
;Spokesperson/Walking Billboard, ("[[My Fair Laddy]]")
 
:Originally for a blue pants company. Then for several other companies.
 
;[[List of fictional places on The Simpsons|Sprawl-Mart]] greeter ("[[On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister]]")
 
  
==T==
+
== U ==
;[[Talk show|Talk Show Host]] ("[[Today I Am a Clown]]")
+
;Union leader ("[[Last Exit to Springfield]]")
;[[Teacher]] ("[[Secrets of a Successful Marriage]]")
 
;[[Television Producer]]
 
:The Simpsons ("[[Behind the Laughter]]")
 
::<em style="color:green;font-style:normal">Non-canon</em>
 
;[[Tennis|Tennis Player]] ("[[Tennis the Menace]]")
 
;[[Telemarketing|Telemarketer]] ("[[Lisa's Date with Density]]")
 
;[[Tomacco]] Creator/Farmer/Salesman (see Farmer) ("[[E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)]]")
 
;[[Tow Truck]] Driver ("[[Midnight Towboy]]")
 
;[[Town crier]] ("[[Lisa the Iconoclast]]")
 
:In the Springfield Bicentennial celebrations.
 
;[[Sales|Traveling salesman]] of Simpson & Son, Revitalizing Tonic ("[[Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy]]")
 
;[[Truck driver|Trucker]] ("[[Maximum Homerdrive]]")
 
  
==U==
+
== V ==
;[[unemployment|Unemployed]]
+
;Voice actor
:on various occasions (Start of "[[Mother Simpson]]", "[[Fat Man and Little Boy (The Simpsons episode)|Fat Man and Little Boy]]", "[[Homer's Odyssey]]", and several other occasions)
+
:[[Angry Dad]] ("[[Angry Dad: The Movie]]")
;[[trade union|Union]] leader ("[[Last Exit to Springfield]]")
+
:[[Poochie]] ("[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]")
:Spontaneously appointed after complaining about the [[Springfield Nuclear Power Plant|power plant]]'s worker [[dentistry|dental]] plan.
 
;[[Automobile salesman|Used Car salesman]] ("[[Diatribe of a Mad Housewife]]")
 
  
==V==
+
== W ==
;Village Oaf ("[[Treehouse of Horror XI]]")
+
;Webmaster ("[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]")
:Homer also tried being the Village Dunce but his paper hat caught on fire.
+
;Wrestler
:<em style="color:green;font-style:normal"> Non-canon.</em>
+
:Amateur-Division Professional Arm wrestler ("[[Marge's Son Poisoning]]")
;[[Voice acting|Voice actor]] ("[[The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show]]")
+
;Writer
:Playing "Poochie the Dog"
+
:Co-author of ''[[The Troll Twins of Underbridge Academy]]'' ("[[The Book Job]]")
 +
:Fortune cookie writer ("[[A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love]]")
  
==W==
+
== References ==
;[[Webmaster]] ("[[The Computer Wore Menace Shoes]]")
+
{{Reflist}}
:Created "Homer's Page" which infringed on many copyrights and later created another website under the name "[[pseudonym|Mr. X]]" (webpage can be visited at [http://www.mrxswebpage.com www.mrxswebpage.com])
 
;[[wrestling|Wrestler]] - (see Mexican wrestler)
 
;[[Writer]]
 
:Wrote an autobiography titled "Homer, I Hardly Knew Me" ("[[Treehouse of Horror VII]]")
 
:<em style="color:green;font-style:normal"> Non-canon.</em>
 
  
[[Category:Lists]]
+
[[Category:Lists|Homer's jobs]]

Latest revision as of 11:38, July 18, 2022

This is a list of jobs held by Homer Simpson.

One main source for these jobs is when he lists them to Marge.[1] Right before he goes to bed Homer tells Marge, "I've had a lot of jobs in my life: boxer, mascot, astronaut, baby proofer, imitation Krusty, truck driver, hippie, plow driver, food critic, conceptual artist, grease salesman, carny, mayor, grifter, body guard for the mayor, country western manager, garbage commissioner, mountain climber, farmer, inventor, Smithers, Poochie, celebrity assistant, power plant worker, fortune cookie writer, beer baron, Kwik-E-Mart clerk, homophobe, and missionary, but protecting people, that gives me the best feeling of all." Also a source is the "Picture a Day..." spoof where the last few seconds show jobs and other types of Homer prior to the 400th episode. According to an interview with Matt Groening, Homer has held 188 jobs in the first 400 episodes.

Default Job[edit]

The Springfield Nuclear Power Plant
His day job and main source of income.
Nuclear Safety Inspector
His job in the first season, before promotion to safety inspector. It was unclear to everyone (including his employer and Homer himself). He called himself a "technical supervisor". He was hired as part of "Project Bootstrap," a government program to bring in unskilled workers implemented by the Ford administration.[2]
Unnamed job in nuclear power plant, sector 7-G

In the episode "Much Apu About Nothing", Homer's paycheck is revealed to the world when he looks at the check and sees his pay is "drastically" short. It appears as an itemized check with the following:

Springfield Power Company
Employee: Homer J Simpson
Sector 7G
40HRS PAY....................................................................
Fed W/H........... $56.25 Bear Patrol Tax........$5.00
FICA..................$36.34
State W/H..........$10.45
Municipal Tax.....$9.37
Net Pay...........................................................................$362.19

When this is stretched over a year, it appears that Homer brings home $24,395.80 before deductions and $18,833.88 after deductions. Accounting for inflation, this would be equivalent to $41,184.74 before deductions and $31,795.17 after deductions. It doesn't seem like he is getting what he deserves as a Nuclear Safety Inspector. Though given the plants less than stellar conditions this might be true for all other employees. However, in the episode "American History X-cellent", Carl exclaims to Homer, "Homer, that's a $60,000 bottle of wine!", which Homer, who is drinking the wine, replies "Woohoo! I'm drinking my salary!" which suggests that's his actual salary, or perhaps it has drastically improved.

A[edit]

Accounts man ("The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants")
Acrobat ("Goo Goo Gai Pan")
Actor
Everyman ("Homer the Whopper")
Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: The Musical (Simpsons: The Musical)
Safety Salamander ("See Homer Run")
Advertiser
Walking billboard for blue pants ("My Fair Laddy")
Ambulance Driver ("Diatribe of a Mad Housewife")
Artist
Conceptual artist ("Mom and Pop Art")
Caricaturist of open coffins ("Springfield Up")
Astronaut ("Deep Space Homer")
Attorney
for Gil's Law Practice (To Kill a Mocking Bart)

B[edit]

Baby Proofer
for "Wee Care" ("Bye, Bye, Nerdie")
Bartender
of Homer's Hunting Club ("Homer the Moe")
of Moe's Tavern ("Homer the Moe" and The Beer Boys)
of O'Flanagan's Pub ("In the Name of the Grandfather")
of The Beer Boys (The Beer Boys)
Beef Jerky manufacturer ("Smoke on the Daughter")
Beggar
("Milhouse Doesn't Live Here Anymore")
(Asphalt Bungle)
Blackjack dealer
for Monty Burns Casino ("$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)")
Bodyguard
of Mayor Joe Quimby ("Mayored to the Mob")
Bowling alley employee, or "Pin Monkey",
of Barney's Bowlarama("And Maggie Makes Three")
Bounty hunter ("Sex, Pies and Idiot Scrapes")
Boxer ("The Homer They Fall")
Butler ("The Frying Game")

C[edit]

Candle maker
for Ye Olde Candlemaker ("I Married Marge")
Carny ("Bart Carny")
Carpenter
rebuilds The Zoominator ("Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em")
Child career
for Uncle Homer's Daycare ("Children of a Lesser Clod")
Choreographer
for the Super Bowl Halftime Show ("Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass")
Chiropractor ("Pokey Mom")
Class president
Candidate, should have won. ("Take My Life, Please")
Clown
Krusty Impersonator ("Homie the Clown")
Coach
for Bart's Little League American football team ("Bart Star")
Cook
at a diner in Florida ("Kill the Alligator and Run")
Comedian
Cheech and Chunk ("A Midsummer's Nice Dreams")
Competitor
in a Lego (Blocko) competition ("Brick Like Me")
Con artist/Grifter ("The Great Money Caper")
Critic
Film critic ("A Star Is Burns")
Food critic for The Springfield Shopper ("Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?")
Curler
for Team USA at the 2010 Winter Olympics ("Boy Meets Curl")

D[edit]

Death ("Treehouse of Horror XIV")
Designer
Car designer for Powell Motors ("Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?")
Detective ("King-Size Homer" (mentioned))
Driver
Ambulance driver ("Diatribe of a Mad Housewife")
Chauffeur for Classy Joe's ("Homer vs. Patty and Selma")
of an ice cream van ("Ice Cream of Margie (with the Light Blue Hair)")
of a snowplow ("Mr. Plow")
of a Tow truck ("Midnight Towboy")
Duffman (The Duffman Cometh!, "Waiting for Duffman")

E[edit]

Engineer
Railroad engineer ("Maximum Homerdrive" (implied))
Executive
Executive of Globex Corp. ("You Only Move Twice")

F[edit]

Farmer ("E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)")
Fast food chain worker
for Gulp 'n' Blow ("I Married Marge")
Film producer ("Beyond Blunderdome")
Fireman
Volunteer fireman ("Crook and Ladder")
Fish gutter ("Thirty Minutes Over Tokyo")
Fisherman ("The Wife Aquatic")

G[edit]

Garbage commissioner ("Trash of the Titans")
Grease collector ("Lard of the Dance")
Greeter
for Sprawl-Mart("On a Clear Day I Can't See My Sister")

H[edit]

Hitman ("Treehouse of Horror XVIII")
Hairdresser ("Homer Scissorhands")

I[edit]

Informant
for the F.B.I. ("The Trouble with Trillions" and "Donnie Fatso")
Internet Service Provider
Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net ("Das Bus")
Inventor
of the Flaming Homer ("Flaming Moe's")
of the all-purpose electric hammer, the Everything's OK alarm, the Lazy Man Toilet Seat, the make-up gun and the six-legged chair. ("The Wizard of Evergreen Terrace")
of Springy ("The Old Man and the "C" Student")
of Tomacco ("E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)")

M[edit]

Homer as Dancin' Homer
Mall Santa ("Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire")
Manager
of Nuclear Power Plant ("Kiss Kiss Bang Bangalore")
in charge of Benjamin's, Doug's and Gary's multi-million dollar computer company (The Geek Shall Inherit the Earth)
Manager (of musicians)
5 From 'Field (Faking the Band)
Cameron, aka Johnny Rainbow ("A Star Is Torn")
Lisa ("A Star Is Torn")
Lurleen Lumpkin ("Colonel Homer")
Marriage counsellor ("Marge and Homer Turn a Couple Play")
Mascot
Dancin' Homer ("Dancin' Homer")
Mayor
of New Springfield ("A Tale of Two Springfields")
Mayoral candidate ("See Homer Run" and Mayor Me a Little)
Mexican wrestler ("Jazzy and the Pussycats")
Mini-golf assistant for Sir Putts-A-Lot ("I Married Marge")
Missionary ("Missionary: Impossible")
Mob Boss
of Springfield Mafia ("The Mook, the Chef, the Wife and Her Homer")
Model
Silhouette model ("Midnight Towboy")
Monorail conductor ("Marge vs. the Monorail")
Mountain climber ("King of the Hill")
Musician
Member of the Be-Sharps ("Homer's Barbershop Quartet")
Composed songs for Lisa's music career ("A Star Is Torn")
Composer of "Everybody Hates Ned Flanders" ("Dude, Where's My Ranch?")
One-man band ("Bart Gets Famous")
Opera singer ("The Homer of Seville")
Member of the grunge band Sadgasm ("That '90s Show")

O[edit]

Oil-rig worker ("Half-Decent Proposal")
Ordained minister ("There's Something About Marrying")
Owner
Founder and Junior Vice President Compu-Global-Hyper-Mega-Net ("Das Bus")
of Denver Broncos ("You Only Move Twice")
of Gil's Law Practice (To Kill a Mocking Bart)
of Mr. Plow ("Mr. Plow")
of O'Flanagan's Pub ("In the Name of the Grandfather")
CEO of Springfield Nuclear Power Plant ("C.E. D'oh")
Executive Vice President of Springfield Nuclear Power Plant ("Weekend at Burnsie's")
Head of Springfield Nuclear Power Plant (The Flunky!)
of SpringShield ("Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge")
Majority stock holder of ZiffCorp ("The Ziff Who Came to Dinner")
Majority stock holder of Animotion ("HOMЯ")

P[edit]

Paparazzo ("Homerazzi").
Performance artist
getting hit with a cannonball ("Homerpalooza")
Personal assistant
to Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger. ("When You Dish Upon a Star")
to Mr. Burns ("Homer the Smithers")
to Carl ("The Devil Wears Nada")
Police officer
Chief of police ("Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge")
Prank monkey
for Mr. Burns ("Homer vs. Dignity")
Principal
of Springfield Elementary School (The Principal of the Thing)
Prison Guard
for Springfield Juvenile Correctional Facility ("The Wandering Juvie")
Public speaker ("HOMЯ")

Q[edit]

Questioner at products demonstration ("Springfield Up")
Quiz-master ("Kill the Alligator and Run")

R[edit]

Reality TV show contestant
The 1895 Challenge ("Helter Shelter")
Escape from Emperor Burnsimoto's Castle (Tic-Tac-D'oh!)
Hard up for a Date (Tic-Tac-D'oh!)
The Flunky! - winner (The Flunky!)
Roadie ("How I Spent My Strummer Vacation")

S[edit]

Salesman
Door-to-door knife salesman for Slash-Co. ("I Married Marge")
Manure salesman ("Springfield Up")
Mattress salesman ("The Boys of Bummer")
Tomacco salesman ("E-I-E-I-(Annoyed Grunt)")
Door-to-door spring salesman ("The Old Man and the "C" Student")
Door-to-door sugar salesman ("Lisa's Rival")
Traveling salesman for Simpson & Son, Revitalizing Tonic ("Grampa vs. Sexual Inadequacy")
Used car salesman ("Diatribe of a Mad Housewife")
Sailor
in the Naval Reserve ("Simpson Tide")
Sanitation commissioner ("Trash of the Titans")
Security officer
for SpringShield ("Poppa's Got a Brand New Badge")
Smuggler
of beer ("Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment")
of prescription drugs ("Midnight Rx")
of fruits and vegetables ("Itchy & Scratchy Land")
of sugar ("Sweets and Sour Marge")
Soccer referee ("Marge Gamer" and "You Don't Have to Live Like a Referee")
Soldier
Homer's old military sergeant comes to dinner ("Two Dozen and One Greyhounds")
the enemy in a military drill. ("G.I. (Annoyed Grunt)")
Softball player ("Homer at the Bat")
Store worker
Foot Locker employee ("Marge Gamer")
Night-clerk for the Kwik-E-Mart ("Lisa's Pony")
Superhero
as Pie Man ("Simple Simpson")
Spokesperson
Impotency spokesman for Viag rogaine ("Barting Over")
Spokesperson for blue pants ("My Fair Laddy")
Swimmer
Swims across the Springfield Channel (In the Swim)

T[edit]

Talk show host
of Gut Check with Homer Simpson ("Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson")
of The Homer Simpson Show ("Today I Am a Clown")
Taste-tester
for local moonshine ("Rednecks and Broomsticks")
Teacher ("Secrets of a Successful Marriage")
Television producer [citation needed]
Telemarketer ("Lisa's Date with Density")
Town crier ("Lisa the Iconoclast")
Trainer
of attack-dogs for the The Pitiless Pup Attack Dog School ("I Married Marge")
Trucker ("Maximum Homerdrive")

U[edit]

Union leader ("Last Exit to Springfield")

V[edit]

Voice actor
Angry Dad ("Angry Dad: The Movie")
Poochie ("The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show")

W[edit]

Webmaster ("The Computer Wore Menace Shoes")
Wrestler
Amateur-Division Professional Arm wrestler ("Marge's Son Poisoning")
Writer
Co-author of The Troll Twins of Underbridge Academy ("The Book Job")
Fortune cookie writer ("A Hunka Hunka Burns in Love")

References[edit]