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Vulgari Aspirations
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Vulgari Aspirations
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Tapped Out Quest Information
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Vulgari Aspirations is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Level 41 content update. It unlocks Bernice Hibbert and Vulgari Jewelry Store.
Dialogue[edit]
After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
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Somethin'a matter Doc? You look sadder than a caged panda.
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...not that I know what a caged panda looks like or anything. Hehe. *cough*
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I'm lonely, Moe. What's the point of laughing inappropriately if you have no one to share it with?
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How about a trip to the old red light district? Could be a solid choice for a man with an unlimited access to antibiotics.
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I can't believe I'm saying this, but I'd rather just have my wife.
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Well, that's easy to fix! Do you know what she was doing when the town exploded?
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The same thing she was doing every day before the town exploded... spending my money.
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Task: "Reach Level 41 And Build the Vulgari Jewelry Store" (x4 hours).
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Build: Vulgari Jewelry Store
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New Character: Bernice Hibbert
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Bernice Hibbert's exclamation mark
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Some things never change. Even a nuclear blast couldn't make this town more interesting.
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There must be something I can do to amuse myself.
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Task: "Make Bernice Pick On Marge". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Bernice Hibbert's exclamation mark
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This REALLY has been fun, Marge. You always make me feel better.
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Thank you.
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I'm sorry. I mean you always make me feel better than you.
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*annoyed murmur*
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But all this slumming has given me a craving for something expensive. Could you point me toward the nearest store you can't afford?
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Task: "Make Bernice Shop the Day Away". The job takes place at Vulgari Jewelry Store and takes 24 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Bernice Hibbert's exclamation mark
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Darling, look at this bracelet I bought! At $5,300 it's a veritable steal.
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Well, I hope you stole it. We can't afford any extravagant purchases right now.
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What?! WHY?
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I'm sorry, but business has been slow. For some strange reason all the people in Springfield are currently healthy.
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I'm sure you can find a way to make people sick. Lord knows you're making me sick right now.
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Woman! I have never heard you say anything so awful.
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If the player has Chester Dupree
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My brother Chester is going to stay with us for a while.
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Whazzup, doc?
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I stand corrected.
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Task: "Make Bernice Argue with her Husband". The job takes 8 hours. If Chester Dupree is owned: Task: "Make Chester Crash on Hibberts' Couch". The job takes place at Hibbert Family Practice and takes 8 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Bernice Hibbert's exclamation mark
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I'm FURIOUS! If Julius thinks he can just cut me off... HE'S GOT ANOTHER THING COMING!
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Well, I won't cut you off. I never cut off anyone. That's what makes me a horrible bartender.
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Thank you. I'm just so tired of being told no.
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You're telling me. Even with my Magic 8 ball, all I ever got was "No" or "Ask Again Later".
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And then it gave me "Just Give Up Already." I didn't know that was an option.
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Task: "Make Bernice Drink at Moe's". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern and takes 8 hours. Task: "Make Drunks Drink at Moe's" (x5). The jobs take place at Moe's Tavern and take 8 hours.
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Word to the wise: Stay away from the ladies room. There's a family of raccoons living in there.
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That or a family of very small burglars.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Characters that can do the task are:
Homer, Skinner, Barney, Lenny, Carl, Lou, Eddie, Mindy, Sanjay, Declan Desmond, Amber Simpson, Ginger Flanders, and Vicious Monkeys
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After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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Wow Bernice, I never really liked you before.
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But then again, I never really drank heavily with you before.
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Task: "Make Bernice Fall Off the Wagon". The job takes 12 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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After tapping on Bernice Hibbert's exclamation mark
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Ow... my head...
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Consider yourself lucky I didn't throw you in jail. Instead I took pictures and posted them to SpringFace.
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You'd be surprised how much more effective law enforcement has become since the reintroduction of public shaming.
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Oh, I'm so embarrassed at my behavior.
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Well, you're about to be a lot more embarrassed... at your very own very personal very public intervention!
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Task: "Make Dr. Hibbert Organize an Intervention for Bernice". The job takes place at Hibbert Family Practice, requires Bernice Hibbert, and takes 3 hours. Task: "Make Springfielders Attend an Intervention for Bernice" (x10). The jobs take place at Hibbert Family Practice and take 3 hours.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Characters that can do the "Attend an Intervention for Bernice" task are:
Homer, Abraham Lincoln, Agnes, Apu, Arnie Pye, Barney, Blue-Haired Lawyer, Booberella, Brandine, Brockman, Bumblebee Man, Carl, Chalmers, Wiggum, Cletus, Comic Book Guy, Mr. Burns, Ned, Disco Stu, Dr. Nick, Drederick Tatum, Duffman, Fat Tony, Grampa, Hank Scorpio, Herman, Jasper, Judge Snyder, Kearney, Kirk, Kumiko, Legs, Lenny, Lou, Louie, Lugash, Luigi, Marge, Mindy, Miss Springfield, Moe, Moleman, Mr. Costington, Mrs. Krabappel, Otto, Patty, Professor Frink, Quimby, Rev. Lovejoy, Sea Captain, Selma, Skinner, Smithers, Snake, Suzanne the Witch, The Grumple, The Rich Texan, Tribal Chief, Willie, Wolfcastle, Krusty, Sideshow Mel, Eddie, Luann, Tom O'Flanagan, The Yes Guy, Chester Dupree, Sanjay, Manjula, Miss Hoover, Cocoa Beanie, Shary Bobbins, Hugs Bunny, Crazy Cat Lady, Rex Banner, Roger Myers Jr., and Chester Lampwick
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After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
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I'm sorry sweetheart. I feel like I've let you down.
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You didn't let me down, honey. You just shamed me and our family. And let me down.
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Will you forgive me?
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Probably not, but thanks to medical morphine, I'll forget.
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Task: "Make Bernice Attend an AA Meeting". The job takes place at First Church of Springfield and takes 60 minutes. Task: "Make Drunks Attend an AA Meeting" (x5). The jobs take place at First Church of Springfield and take 60 minutes.
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Homer Simpson?! I didn't know you finally acknowledged your alcohol problem.
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Alcohol problem? I just come here for the free donuts.
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I SAID I come here for the free donuts.
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Message
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Here's a free donut!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Characters that can do the task are:
After tapping on Bernice Hibbert's exclamation mark
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I'm sorry I lost control and embarrassed us.
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And I'm sorry I ran over the neighbor's dog and disposed of it in the lake instead of just telling them.
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What?
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It's nice to forgive each another.
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Task: "Make Bernice Make-Up with her Husband". The job takes place at Hibbert Family Practice, requires Dr. Hibbert, and takes 60 minutes.
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Quest reward: 5,000 and 500
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The following dialogue was cut from Pt. 2:
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Speaking of questionable decor, would you care to join me for a little bit of shopping?
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Hmmm. I suppose I could use a few things from the Sprawl Mart...
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Oh heavens Marge! I didn't mean THAT kind of shopping! I meant somewhere with a little class, like, say ...Vulgari?
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I think that's a little bit out my budget... I'll have to pass.
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