• New article from the Springfield Shopper: Season 36 News: A new episode title, “Homer and Her Sisters”, has been announced!
  • Wikisimpsons needs more Featured Article, Picture, Quote, Episode and Comprehensive article nominations!
  • Wikisimpsons has a Discord server! Click here for your invite! Join to talk about the wiki, Simpsons and Tapped Out news, or just to talk to other users.
  • Make an account! It's easy, free, and your work on the wiki can be attributed to you.
TwitterFacebookDiscord

Difference between revisions of "Too Much of a Good Thing"

Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
m
m (Pt. 12: replaced: Moleman Icon → Hans Moleman Icon)
 
(One intermediate revision by the same user not shown)
Line 19: Line 19:
 
{{THT|After starting the update|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After starting the update|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|The Holidays are here again? It seems like only yesterday I was tapping on my house and changing the design from “Christmas” to “plain.}}
+
{{TB|The Holidays are here again? It seems like only yesterday I was tapping on my house and changing the design from "Christmas" to "plain."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|And so much snow!}}
 
{{TB|And so much snow!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, EA! Ever hear of global warming? The whole “White Christmas” thing doesn’t really happen anymore.}}
+
{{TB|Hey, EA! Ever hear of global warming? The whole "White Christmas" thing doesn't really happen anymore.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Lisa, everyone knows EA is overrun with global warming deniers.}}
 
{{TB|Lisa, everyone knows EA is overrun with global warming deniers.}}
Line 29: Line 29:
 
{{TB|Every cent of profit from their games goes to support anti-environment think tanks. Fun fact!}}
 
{{TB|Every cent of profit from their games goes to support anti-environment think tanks. Fun fact!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|There's a big crate outside our house addressed to “Resident.Is that for us?}}
+
{{TB|There's a big crate outside our house addressed to "Resident." Is that for us?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I don’t mean to brag, but… yeah, it’s true. Your old man is a “Resident.Been one my whole life. It’s pretty sweet.}}
+
{{TB|Well, I don't mean to brag, but... yeah, it's true. Your old man is a "Resident." Been one my whole life. It's pretty sweet.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Sorry we never told you you’re descended from Residents. Your mother and I didn’t want it to go to your head.}}
+
{{TB|Sorry we never told you you're descended from Residents. Your mother and I didn't want it to go to your head.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|You’d naturally want to lord it over other, less-fortunate kids at school.}}
+
{{TB|You'd naturally want to lord it over other, less-fortunate kids at school.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|Yeah, thanks a bunch. I really just want to know what’s inside the crate.}}
+
{{TB|Yeah, thanks a bunch. I really just want to know what's inside the crate.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Build the Present Depot}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Build the Present Depot}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|'''Place:''' [[Present Depot]]|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|'''Place:''' [[Present Depot]]|colspan=2}}
Line 43: Line 43:
 
{{TB|Two thousand bucks shipping and handling for just a funny-looking metal coat rack?}}
 
{{TB|Two thousand bucks shipping and handling for just a funny-looking metal coat rack?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|It's a Christmas Tree… I think.}}
+
{{TB|It's a Christmas Tree... I think.}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
Line 53: Line 53:
 
{{TB|There's a memo attached to the bottom of the purchase order slip.}}
 
{{TB|There's a memo attached to the bottom of the purchase order slip.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|“Dear Resident, due to a stack overflow error with the Naughty/Nice record of one Bartholomew J. Simpson, all of Springfield has been erroneously rated “Naughty” for the last ten years.}}
+
{{TB|"Dear Resident, due to a stack overflow error with the Naughty/Nice record of one Bartholomew J. Simpson, all of Springfield has been erroneously rated "Naughty" for the last ten years."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|“To rectify the situation, Claus Co. is required to provide presents for the town of Springfield until this deficit have been made up.}}
+
{{TB|"To rectify the situation, Claus Co. is required to provide presents for the town of Springfield until this deficit have been made up."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|“Please accept this present delivery depot. Best Regards, The Claus Co. Public Relations Department. Also, Global Warming is a hoax.}}
+
{{TB|"Please accept this present delivery depot. Best Regards, The Claus Co. Public Relations Department. Also, Global Warming is a hoax."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Stupid stack overflow errors! Hey programmers, give your recursive functions the correct termination conditions! Sheesh!}}
 
{{TB|Stupid stack overflow errors! Hey programmers, give your recursive functions the correct termination conditions! Sheesh!}}
Line 63: Line 63:
 
{{TB|Uh, Dad? How do you know any of those words?}}
 
{{TB|Uh, Dad? How do you know any of those words?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I don’t! But the people who write for me are colossal nerds. They think stuff like that’s hilarious. Stupid nerds!}}
+
{{TB|I don't! But the people who write for me are colossal nerds. They think stuff like that's hilarious. Stupid nerds!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Presents|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Presents|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
Line 72: Line 72:
 
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|They're full of gift cards…}}
+
{{TB|They're full of gift cards...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{TB|I love getting gift cards! They let me choose the gift I want.}}
 
{{TB|I love getting gift cards! They let me choose the gift I want.}}
Line 78: Line 78:
 
{{TB|Or, I can put them in a dresser drawer, forget they exist, and get nothing. Which is what happens 99.9% of the time. The choice is mine!}}
 
{{TB|Or, I can put them in a dresser drawer, forget they exist, and get nothing. Which is what happens 99.9% of the time. The choice is mine!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|They say they’re redeemable at a store called “Claus Co.}}
+
{{TB|They say they're redeemable at a store called "Claus Co."}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Claus Co.? Never heard of them. But then again, there’s lots of things I’ve never heard of.}}
+
{{TB|Claus Co.? Never heard of them. But then again, there's lots of things I've never heard of.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Like the Higgs Boson, for example. I’ve sure never heard of that thing!}}
+
{{TB|Like the Higgs Boson, for example. I've sure never heard of that thing!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Anyway, free stuff is free stuff. Let’s celebrate!}}
+
{{TB|Anyway, free stuff is free stuff. Let's celebrate!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Make a Snowman|16 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Make Snow Angels|6 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Make a Snowman|16 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Make Snow Angels|6 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
Line 97: Line 97:
 
{{TB|Do you think me a fool? Those gift cards are a totally unknown commodity. They could be worthless tomorrow.}}
 
{{TB|Do you think me a fool? Those gift cards are a totally unknown commodity. They could be worthless tomorrow.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|The U.S. dollar, on the other hand, is worthless today. Of course I’ll take your mystery cards! I’d be a fool not to!}}
+
{{TB|The U.S. dollar, on the other hand, is worthless today. Of course I'll take your mystery cards! I'd be a fool not to!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Apu Set up a Gift Card Promotion|8 hours|a [[Kwik-E-Mart]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Apu Set up a Gift Card Promotion|8 hours|a [[Kwik-E-Mart]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
Line 106: Line 106:
 
{{TH|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Yee-haw! Look at all this money! I’m rich! Rich, rich, rich!}}
+
{{TB|Yee-haw! Look at all this money! I'm rich! Rich, rich, rich!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|And I’ll use my newfound wealth to help the needy! Because they’re poor! Poor, poor, poor!}}
+
{{TB|And I'll use my newfound wealth to help the needy! Because they're poor! Poor, poor, poor!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|Mr. Flanders, your charitable impulses are admirable. But everyone is being bombarded with free money.}}
 
{{TB|Mr. Flanders, your charitable impulses are admirable. But everyone is being bombarded with free money.}}
Line 114: Line 114:
 
{{TB|Why not spend those gift cards on yourself for once?}}
 
{{TB|Why not spend those gift cards on yourself for once?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Well, there is one purchase I’ve been dreaming of. But it’s so totally indulgent…}}
+
{{TB|Well, there is one purchase I've been dreaming of. But it's so totally indulgent...}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ned Buy New Throw Pillows|12 hours|[[Flanders House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ned Buy New Throw Pillows|12 hours|[[Flanders House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
Line 125: Line 125:
 
{{TB|Ah, Christmas. That frenetic orgy of desperate, credit-ruining spending. How it warms the heart of the non-Christian shop owner.}}
 
{{TB|Ah, Christmas. That frenetic orgy of desperate, credit-ruining spending. How it warms the heart of the non-Christian shop owner.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|If these Jesus Boosters just enjoyed the season, it would be fine. But they’re miserable. Every last one of them.}}
+
{{TB|If these Jesus Boosters just enjoyed the season, it would be fine. But they're miserable. Every last one of them.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{TB|Yoo-hoo! Christians! Your silly holidays make no sense!}}
 
{{TB|Yoo-hoo! Christians! Your silly holidays make no sense!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Now, in honor of the Hindu celebration of Pancha Ganapati, I leave this offering of fruit to the five-faced elephant god, Ganesha. Because that’s just common sense.}}
+
{{TB|Now, in honor of the Hindu celebration of Pancha Ganapati, I leave this offering of fruit to the five-faced elephant god, Ganesha. Because that's just common sense.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Apu Celebrate Pancha Ganapati|8 hours|a [[Kwik-E-Mart]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Apu Celebrate Pancha Ganapati|8 hours|a [[Kwik-E-Mart]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
Line 140: Line 140:
 
{{TB|I done collected me a truckload of these here gift cards.}}
 
{{TB|I done collected me a truckload of these here gift cards.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|I’s got more money than God!}}
+
{{TB|I's got more money than God!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|I refer, of course, to the Hillbilly God. His name is Zeb, and he’s poor on account of his best pig got hit by lightning.}}
+
{{TB|I refer, of course, to the Hillbilly God. His name is Zeb, and he's poor on account of his best pig got hit by lightning.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
 
{{TB|This year I can buy something for all my kin.}}
 
{{TB|This year I can buy something for all my kin.}}
Line 155: Line 155:
 
{{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|What, so now everyone’s rich? Not just me? How is that fair?}}
+
{{TB|What, so now everyone's rich? Not just me? How is that fair?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{TB|I worked hard my whole life, stealing from talented comics everywhere.}}
 
{{TB|I worked hard my whole life, stealing from talented comics everywhere.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|How am I gonna know I’m better than everyone else if I don’t have loads more money?}}
+
{{TB|How am I gonna know I'm better than everyone else if I don't have loads more money?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}}
 
{{TB|In what sense are you rich? You owe millions to the mob!}}
 
{{TB|In what sense are you rich? You owe millions to the mob!}}
Line 165: Line 165:
 
{{TB|How do you know about my gambling debts?}}
 
{{TB|How do you know about my gambling debts?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}}
{{TB|You’ve been very frank about it in your act. It’s fertile comedic ground. I’m not sure why the children respond to it, but they do.}}
+
{{TB|You've been very frank about it in your act. It's fertile comedic ground. I'm not sure why the children respond to it, but they do.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Krusty Use Credit to Pay Off Credit|16 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Krusty Use Credit to Pay Off Credit|16 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
Line 174: Line 174:
 
{{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Gift cards everywhere! This year, I can afford to have the kind of Christmas I’ve only dreamed of!}}
+
{{TB|Gift cards everywhere! This year, I can afford to have the kind of Christmas I've only dreamed of!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{TB|Halls decked to perfection, figgy pudding bursting with figs, wassail freaking everywhere.}}
 
{{TB|Halls decked to perfection, figgy pudding bursting with figs, wassail freaking everywhere.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Everybody donning their gayest apparel, songs of good cheer around the piano, until Dad says something that Mom mishears as a crack about her weight, and then the mood gets icy real fast…}}
+
{{TB|Everybody donning their gayest apparel, songs of good cheer around the piano, until Dad says something that Mom mishears as a crack about her weight, and then the mood gets icy real fast...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|Actually, it all sounds pretty terrible. Think I’m going to find another use for these cards.}}
+
{{TB|Actually, it all sounds pretty terrible. Think I'm going to find another use for these cards.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Build a House of Gift Cards|12 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Build a House of Gift Cards|12 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
Line 195: Line 195:
 
{{TB|The happiest occasion there is: money. Only a colossal sucker eats at home when he has money!}}
 
{{TB|The happiest occasion there is: money. Only a colossal sucker eats at home when he has money!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I thought you liked mom’s cooking.}}
+
{{TB|I thought you liked mom's cooking.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I love it! And wherever we go, the food won’t measure up.}}
+
{{TB|I love it! And wherever we go, the food won't measure up.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|It will taste worse, yet be loaded with calorie-rich, high-fat gunk from parts of animals we’d rather not know exist.}}
+
{{TB|It will taste worse, yet be loaded with calorie-rich, high-fat gunk from parts of animals we'd rather not know exist.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Yet none of that matters. Because I will be served by someone who laughs at my jokes and pretends I’m wonderful.}}
+
{{TB|Yet none of that matters. Because I will be served by someone who laughs at my jokes and pretends I'm wonderful.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|All because they want some of my charming money.}}
 
{{TB|All because they want some of my charming money.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|And don’t forget -- the kiddies get off-brand crayons! And paper placemats with word searches, and mazes…}}
+
{{TB|And don't forget -- the kiddies get off-brand crayons! And paper placemats with word searches, and mazes...}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I do like mazes…}}
+
{{TB|I do like mazes...}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Eat at a Restaurant|4 hours|an {{TOG|Eatery}}|12}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Eat at a Restaurant|4 hours|an {{TOG|Eatery}}|12}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Homer|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Homer|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|To speed up the evening, I’d like a table close to the kitchen, and an ambulance parked right outside.}}
+
{{TB|To speed up the evening, I'd like a table close to the kitchen, and an ambulance parked right outside.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Apu|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Apu|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
{{TB|Come on, octuplets. Let’s go put another “Kids eat Free!restaurant out of business!}}
+
{{TB|Come on, octuplets. Let's go put another "Kids eat Free!" restaurant out of business!}}
 
{{THT|After sending Ned|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Ned|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
Line 223: Line 223:
 
{{THT|After sending Skinner|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Skinner|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|Don’t expect me to thank you. An evening with Mother is joyless no matter the setting.}}
+
{{TB|Don't expect me to thank you. An evening with Mother is joyless no matter the setting.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Krusty |colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Krusty |colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
Line 229: Line 229:
 
{{THT|After sending Willie|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Willie|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|If I’ve had enough whiskey, I’ll believe anything is haggis. Remember this simple rule, and the evening will go better.}}
+
{{TB|If I've had enough whiskey, I'll believe anything is haggis. Remember this simple rule, and the evening will go better.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Comic Book Guy|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Comic Book Guy|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
Line 241: Line 241:
 
{{THT|After sending Otto|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Otto|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
{{TB|I’ll start with a bowl of the color blue. For my main course, I’d like to watch “Strange Brew” with your coolest busboy.}}
+
{{TB|I'll start with a bowl of the color blue. For my main course, I'd like to watch "Strange Brew" with your coolest busboy.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
 
{{TB|For dessert, the entire world holding hands and experiencing perfect knowingness.}}
 
{{TB|For dessert, the entire world holding hands and experiencing perfect knowingness.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
{{TB|There’s something magical about being served your food by your food.}}
+
{{TB|There's something magical about being served your food by your food.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Kodos|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Kodos|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
Line 252: Line 252:
 
{{THT|After the task is complete|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After the task is complete|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}
{{TB|I’m pretty sure that was the meal that kills me. And I couldn’t be happier.}}
+
{{TB|I'm pretty sure that was the meal that kills me. And I couldn't be happier.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|No offense, Dad, but watching you and everyone in that restaurant gorge themselves was kind of disgusting.}}
 
{{TB|No offense, Dad, but watching you and everyone in that restaurant gorge themselves was kind of disgusting.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}
{{TB|Couldn’t be happier…}}
+
{{TB|Couldn't be happier...}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
Line 269: Line 269:
 
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Moe’s is packed! This whole town is drunk!}}
+
{{TB|Moe's is packed! This whole town is drunk!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|We couldn’t afford it till now. When money’s no object, why would anyone choose to be sober?}}
+
{{TB|We couldn't afford it till now. When money's no object, why would anyone choose to be sober?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|We’re all super charming and fun now! And, yes, vehicular homicides have ticked up. But when you’re drunk, it just doesn’t matter.}}
+
{{TB|We're all super charming and fun now! And, yes, vehicular homicides have ticked up. But when you're drunk, it just doesn't matter.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{TB|I had no idea my prices were forcing everyone into horrible, horrible sobriety. I gotta make up for that!}}
 
{{TB|I had no idea my prices were forcing everyone into horrible, horrible sobriety. I gotta make up for that!}}
Line 287: Line 287:
 
{{THT|After sending Ned|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Ned|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|Let’s all raise a glass of this sinful devil’s brew, whose poisonous lies leadeth us astray from the path of -- hey! Where’s everybody going?}}
+
{{TB|Let's all raise a glass of this sinful devil's brew, whose poisonous lies leadeth us astray from the path of -- hey! Where's everybody going?}}
 
{{THT|After sending Cletus|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Cletus|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|My Pappy had a saying: “Alkey-hall yum.Words to live by.}}
+
{{TB|My Pappy had a saying: "Alkey-hall yum." Words to live by.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Sideshow Mel|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Sideshow Mel|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}}
{{TB|“For a quart of ale is a dish for a king!-- [[William Shakespeare]]. “What he said!-- Sideshow Mel}}
+
{{TB|"For a quart of ale is a dish for a king!" -- [[William Shakespeare]]. "What he said!" -- Sideshow Mel}}
 
{{THT|After sending Skinner|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Skinner|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|I do some of my best mimeographing when I’m drunk.}}
+
{{TB|I do some of my best mimeographing when I'm drunk.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Willie|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Willie|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|Hurry up! I can’t face mopping the boys bathroom sober.}}
+
{{TB|Hurry up! I can't face mopping the boys bathroom sober.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Comic Book Guy|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Comic Book Guy|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
Line 311: Line 311:
 
{{THT|After sending Brockman|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Brockman|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Local newsman gets drunk and swings by his ex-wife’s house, only to discover she has definitely moved on. Story at eleven.}}
+
{{TB|Local newsman gets drunk and swings by his ex-wife's house, only to discover she has definitely moved on. Story at eleven.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
Line 320: Line 320:
 
{{THT|After the task is complete|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After the task is complete|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|That’s funny. I thought giving away beer to my neighbors would make me feel good. But, nope.}}
+
{{TB|That's funny. I thought giving away beer to my neighbors would make me feel good. But, nope.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|It’s nice to know I haven’t been missing out on anything. Okay, you drunks. Prices just doubled!}}
+
{{TB|It's nice to know I haven't been missing out on anything. Okay, you drunks. Prices just doubled!}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
Line 337: Line 337:
 
{{TB|Okay, Mom, here's my Christmas list, along with attached appendices.}}
 
{{TB|Okay, Mom, here's my Christmas list, along with attached appendices.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I’ve included an index at the back, and on page 45 you’ll find a glossary of common BB gun terms.}}
+
{{TB|I've included an index at the back, and on page 45 you'll find a glossary of common BB gun terms.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
 
{{TB|Bart, don't you think that's a bit excessive? Even by your standards?}}
 
{{TB|Bart, don't you think that's a bit excessive? Even by your standards?}}
Line 343: Line 343:
 
{{TB|Oh, I think we can afford to live a little, Lisa.}}
 
{{TB|Oh, I think we can afford to live a little, Lisa.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|What the hey! This year, there is no budget! The sky’s the limit!}}
+
{{TB|What the hey! This year, there is no budget! The sky's the limit!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|When it’s free, we can buy as much of your love as we want!}}
+
{{TB|When it's free, we can buy as much of your love as we want!}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Shop for Loved Ones|6 hours|a {{TOG|Shop}}|12}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Shop for Loved Ones|6 hours|a {{TOG|Shop}}|12}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Homer|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Homer|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Marge needs a new dress. Something adventurous. Unexpected. Outside the box, if you will. I wonder if she’d look good in green…}}
+
{{TB|Marge needs a new dress. Something adventurous. Unexpected. Outside the box, if you will. I wonder if she'd look good in green...}}
 
{{THT|After sending Apu|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Apu|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
Line 361: Line 361:
 
{{THT|After sending Rev. Lovejoy|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Rev. Lovejoy|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|If there’s a commandment against coveting your neighbors possessions, I’ve never heard of it!}}
+
{{TB|If there's a commandment against coveting your neighbors possessions, I've never heard of it!}}
 
{{THT|After sending Dr. Nick|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Dr. Nick|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon}}
{{TB|Your loved one just died on my examining table. It sometimes happens when a doctor has to take a patient’s pulse.}}
+
{{TB|Your loved one just died on my examining table. It sometimes happens when a doctor has to take a patient's pulse.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Smithers|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Smithers|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|My only loved one is a desiccated old monster who thinks only of doing evil. I’m the luckiest man on earth!}}
+
{{TB|My only loved one is a desiccated old monster who thinks only of doing evil. I'm the luckiest man on earth!}}
 
{{THT|After sending Comic Book Guy|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Comic Book Guy|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
Line 373: Line 373:
 
{{THT|After sending Moe|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Moe|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|I bet you think the concept of “loved ones” is totally foreign to me.}}
+
{{TB|I bet you think the concept of "loved ones" is totally foreign to me.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|If you’re so smart, why don’t you tell me what a loved one is? And go slow -- I’m taking copious notes.}}
+
{{TB|If you're so smart, why don't you tell me what a loved one is? And go slow -- I'm taking copious notes.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Hans Moleman|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Hans Moleman|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moleman Icon}}
+
{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}}
 
{{TB|What is the inside of a store like?}}
 
{{TB|What is the inside of a store like?}}
 
{{THT|After sending Carl|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Carl|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|I need a gift for Lenny, but it’s so hard shopping for the man who has nothing.}}
+
{{TB|I need a gift for Lenny, but it's so hard shopping for the man who has nothing.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
Line 402: Line 402:
 
{{TB|Hey, Lisa, what's the matter, sweetie? You look upset.}}
 
{{TB|Hey, Lisa, what's the matter, sweetie? You look upset.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Something doesn't feel right about these gift cards, mom. They’re bringing out the worst in all of us.}}
+
{{TB|Something doesn't feel right about these gift cards, mom. They're bringing out the worst in all of us.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{TB|Try not to think about it. Here, have some egg nog.}}
 
{{TB|Try not to think about it. Here, have some egg nog.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Thanks. Hey! This nog tastes like Dad smells when he comes home from Moe’s. Did you spike my drink?}}
+
{{TB|Thanks. Hey! This nog tastes like Dad smells when he comes home from Moe's. Did you spike my drink?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|No! Of course not! You’re a child! Now finish the glass. It’ll cheer you right up. And, uh, maybe don’t operate a motor vehicle for the next two hours.}}
+
{{TB|No! Of course not! You're a child! Now finish the glass. It'll cheer you right up. And, uh, maybe don't operate a motor vehicle for the next two hours.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Ponder the Meaning of the Holidays|24 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Ponder the Meaning of the Holidays|24 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
Line 419: Line 419:
 
{{TB|Hey Wiggum! You want a sandwich? I bought a dozen of them. You know, like the rich guy I now am.}}
 
{{TB|Hey Wiggum! You want a sandwich? I bought a dozen of them. You know, like the rich guy I now am.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Rich guys always buy as much of something as possible, so you can tell them apart from poors. I think it’s one of the wealthy’s best qualities.}}
+
{{TB|Rich guys always buy as much of something as possible, so you can tell them apart from poors. I think it's one of the wealthy's best qualities.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Thanks. Hey, have you noticed that when you don’t have to work for a living, you end up with a lot of time to kill?}}
+
{{TB|Thanks. Hey, have you noticed that when you don't have to work for a living, you end up with a lot of time to kill?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{TB|Well, I find eating sandwiches to be a rewarding way to fill the time.}}
 
{{TB|Well, I find eating sandwiches to be a rewarding way to fill the time.}}
Line 435: Line 435:
 
{{THT|After sending Homer|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Homer|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|You heard me -- I’ll have the entire dessert cart.}}
+
{{TB|You heard me -- I'll have the entire dessert cart.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Apu|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Apu|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}}
Line 441: Line 441:
 
{{THT|After sending Ned|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Ned|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|The Bible says, “Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you.” I’m just doing the Man Upstairs' work.}}
+
{{TB|The Bible says, "Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you." I'm just doing the Man Upstairs' work.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Grampa|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Grampa|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
Line 447: Line 447:
 
{{THT|After sending Rev. Lovejoy|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Rev. Lovejoy|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, well there’s no commandment against eating till you puke, either.}}
+
{{TB|Yeah, well there's no commandment against eating till you puke, either.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Brockman|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Brockman|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
Line 459: Line 459:
 
{{THT|After sending Dr. Hibbert|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Dr. Hibbert|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|I’m still in better health than most of these lazy slobs.}}
+
{{TB|I'm still in better health than most of these lazy slobs.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Duffman|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Duffman|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Duffman Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Duffman Icon}}
{{TB|Everything goes better with the great taste of Duff! So that’s my order: everything.}}
+
{{TB|Everything goes better with the great taste of Duff! So that's my order: everything.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Sea Captain|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Sea Captain|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Thar be the white whale! …is what I’ll say next time I look in the mirror.}}
+
{{TB|Thar be the white whale! ...is what I'll say next time I look in the mirror.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
{{TB|Foolish humans! Your Cookies ‘n’ Cream is your only worthy creation!}}
+
{{TB|Foolish humans! Your Cookies 'n' Cream is your only worthy creation!}}
 
{{THT|After sending Kodos|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Kodos|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}}
Line 486: Line 486:
 
{{TB|Another round, bartender!}}
 
{{TB|Another round, bartender!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Exhausted}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Exhausted}}
{{TB|Can’t… lift… another… mug.}}
+
{{TB|Can't... lift... another... mug.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Town… too alcoholic… for one bartender… to serve.}}
+
{{TB|Town... too alcoholic... for one bartender... to serve.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Drink Too Much|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Drink Too Much|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Cletus|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Cletus|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|How much of this “beer” stuff do I have ta drink before I goes blind? Come on!}}
+
{{TB|How much of this "beer" stuff do I have ta drink before I goes blind? Come on!}}
 
{{THT|After sending Otto|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Otto|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}}
Line 498: Line 498:
 
{{THT|After sending Ned|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Ned|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|The Bible says, “Every boozy liquid that liveth shall be drink for you.” I’m paraphrasing, of course}}
+
{{TB|The Bible says, "Every boozy liquid that liveth shall be drink for you." I'm paraphrasing, of course}}
 
{{THT|After sending Barney|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Barney|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}BELCH!*}}
+
{{TB|{{*}}BELCH!{{*}}}}
 
{{THT|After sending Rev. Lovejoy|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Rev. Lovejoy|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
Line 507: Line 507:
 
{{THT|After sending Maude|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Maude|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maude Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Maude Icon}}
{{TB|Get a few beers in me, and I’ll haunt anything.}}
+
{{TB|Get a few beers in me, and I'll haunt anything.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Agnes|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Agnes|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
{{TB|Tap on somebody else! I’m drinking!}}
+
{{TB|Tap on somebody else! I'm drinking!}}
 
{{THT|After sending Comic Book Guy|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Comic Book Guy|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
{{TB|Where are the busty wenches? Is this a Renn Fair, or isn’t it?}}
+
{{TB|Where are the busty wenches? Is this a Renn Fair, or isn't it?}}
 
{{THT|After sending Krabappel|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Krabappel|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Krabappel Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Krabappel Icon}}
Line 519: Line 519:
 
{{THT|After sending Miss Springfield|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Miss Springfield|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}BUURRPP* Give me another beer, morality clause be damned!}}
+
{{TB|{{*}}BUURRPP{{*}} Give me another beer, morality clause be damned!}}
 
{{THT|After sending The Rich Texan|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending The Rich Texan|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon}}
{{TB|Anyone want to see what I’m like when I’m even less inhibited? No? Too bad!}}
+
{{TB|Anyone want to see what I'm like when I'm even less inhibited? No? Too bad!}}
 
{{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}}
Line 545: Line 545:
 
{{TB|Sales? Dad, it's 6 AM and money has lost all meaning so sales are pointless. Also, 6 AM.}}
 
{{TB|Sales? Dad, it's 6 AM and money has lost all meaning so sales are pointless. Also, 6 AM.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|If we wait ‘til 7, we’ll miss all the pushing, shoving and rioting! And Christmas will be ruined.}}
+
{{TB|If we wait 'til 7, we'll miss all the pushing, shoving and rioting! And Christmas will be ruined.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Stampede Stores|12 hours|{{TOG|Shop}}s|12}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Stampede Stores|12 hours|{{TOG|Shop}}s|12}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Cletus|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Cletus|colspan=2}}
Line 561: Line 561:
 
{{THT|After sending Wiggum|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Wiggum|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|I’m a sworn officer of the law, yes. But I’m also a greedy dude with a gun.}}
+
{{TB|I'm a sworn officer of the law, yes. But I'm also a greedy dude with a gun.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Snake|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Snake|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
Line 595: Line 595:
 
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Look at what these holiday gift cards have done to this town, Dad. We’re falling apart!}}
+
{{TB|Look at what these holiday gift cards have done to this town, Dad. We're falling apart!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Sweetie, did you ever think maybe a town constructed of money and donuts isn’t meant to last forever?}}
+
{{TB|Sweetie, did you ever think maybe a town constructed of money and donuts isn't meant to last forever?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|It’s the Seven Deadly Sins on parade! We eat all the time -- that’s Gluttony.}}
+
{{TB|It's the Seven Deadly Sins on parade! We eat all the time -- that's Gluttony.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|We lie around drinking all day -- that’s Sloth!}}
+
{{TB|We lie around drinking all day -- that's Sloth!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
 
{{TB|We fight each other to buy everything in sight -- Greed!}}
 
{{TB|We fight each other to buy everything in sight -- Greed!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|That’s only three sins. Four more to go -- including some of the funnest ones!}}
+
{{TB|That's only three sins. Four more to go -- including some of the funnest ones!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Wrath, Lust, Pride-- ooh, and Envy! Let’s not pull the plug until I’ve had a chance to get in some sweet, sweet envying.}}
+
{{TB|Wrath, Lust, Pride-- ooh, and Envy! Let's not pull the plug until I've had a chance to get in some sweet, sweet envying.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Destroy Gift Cards|60 minutes|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Destroy Gift Cards|60 minutes|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
Line 622: Line 622:
 
{{TB|Thanks! But we gotta be careful. People love those cards, and you know how quickly angry mobs form in this town.}}
 
{{TB|Thanks! But we gotta be careful. People love those cards, and you know how quickly angry mobs form in this town.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|They’re destroying gift cards! Kill the Simpsons!}}
+
{{TB|They're destroying gift cards! Kill the Simpsons!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hey, look at that! We’ve never had a Flanders-led mob before.}}
+
{{TB|Hey, look at that! We've never had a Flanders-led mob before.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
 
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|When you’ve run from as many mobs as I have, you really appreciate novelty.}}
+
{{TB|When you've run from as many mobs as I have, you really appreciate novelty.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Hide from Springfielders|24 hours|[[Bart's Treehouse]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Hide from Springfielders|24 hours|[[Bart's Treehouse]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Hunt for the Simpsons|8 hours|{{TOG|Gome Visitable|Visitable Homes}}|12}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Hide from Springfielders|24 hours|[[Bart's Treehouse]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Hide from Springfielders|24 hours|[[Bart's Treehouse]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Hunt for the Simpsons|8 hours|{{TOG|Gome Visitable|Visitable Homes}}|12}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Cletus|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Cletus|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}}
{{TB|My best bloodhound took one whiff of Homer’s scent and died.}}
+
{{TB|My best bloodhound took one whiff of Homer's scent and died.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Ned|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Ned|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}
{{TB|We’re gonna mess you up, neighboreenos!}}
+
{{TB|We're gonna mess you up, neighboreenos!}}
 
{{THT|After sending Willie|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Willie|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}}
{{TB|Ah, it’s grand to be running, feeling the wind up my kilt, pursuing friends to their death.}}
+
{{TB|Ah, it's grand to be running, feeling the wind up my kilt, pursuing friends to their death.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Mr. Burns|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Mr. Burns|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, find the Simpsons! They’re the real villain in this town, right? Right, guys?}}
+
{{TB|Yes, find the Simpsons! They're the real villain in this town, right? Right, guys?}}
 
{{THT|After sending Skinner|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Skinner|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}
{{TB|I’d like to focus my hunting on Bart.}}
+
{{TB|I'd like to focus my hunting on Bart.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Comic Book Guy|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Comic Book Guy|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}
Line 648: Line 648:
 
{{THT|After sending Fat Tony|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Fat Tony|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}}
{{TB|I’d be a hypocrite if I didn't support all forms of mob violence.}}
+
{{TB|I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't support all forms of mob violence.}}
 
{{THT|After sending Carl|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Carl|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|The Simpsons are dear friends. But, you know, “when in Rome”…}}
+
{{TB|The Simpsons are dear friends. But, you know, "when in Rome"...}}
 
{{THT|After sending Suzanne the Witch|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|After sending Suzanne the Witch|colspan=2}}
 
{{Tapped Out Suzanne the Witch Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Suzanne the Witch Icon}}
Line 674: Line 674:
 
{{TB|The things that really matter in life aren't tangible.}}
 
{{TB|The things that really matter in life aren't tangible.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Oh. Yeah, I knew that… So, just so we're clear, what we're talking about will end free beer at Moe's, won't it?}}
+
{{TB|Oh. Yeah, I knew that... So, just so we're clear, what we're talking about will end free beer at Moe's, won't it?}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
}}
 
}}
Line 689: Line 689:
 
{{TB|Claus Co. is at the heart of all this trouble. But who are they?}}
 
{{TB|Claus Co. is at the heart of all this trouble. But who are they?}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Hmmm…. There’s some terms and conditions printed on the back of these gift cards.}}
+
{{TB|Hmmm.... There's some terms and conditions printed on the back of these gift cards.}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|“Pursuant to the clause stated in paragraph 5, …” Dad! These conditions are even worse than a cell phone company’s!}}
+
{{TB|"Pursuant to the clause stated in paragraph 5, ..." Dad! These conditions are even worse than a cell phone company's!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|They’re almost as draconian as the makers of popular mobile devices, such as phones and tablets!}}
+
{{TB|They're almost as draconian as the makers of popular mobile devices, such as phones and tablets!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
 
{{TB|The same devices upon which people play freemium games!}}
 
{{TB|The same devices upon which people play freemium games!}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Anyone who’d waste their time on that junk deserves whatever’s coming to them.}}
+
{{TB|Anyone who'd waste their time on that junk deserves whatever's coming to them.}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Read Fine Print|12 hours|[[Bart's Treehouse]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Read Fine Print|12 hours|[[Bart's Treehouse]]}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}

Latest revision as of 11:23, November 17, 2024


Too Much of a Good Thing
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: Christmas 2013
Requirement(s): myPad
Required characters: Lisa, Homer, Apu, Ned, Cletus, Krusty, Milhouse, Bart, Marge
Optional characters: See Pt. 10, Pt. 11, Pt. 12, Pt. 14, Pt. 15, Pt. 16, Pt. 18

Too Much of a Good Thing is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Christmas 2013 content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After starting the update
Homer The Holidays are here again? It seems like only yesterday I was tapping on my house and changing the design from "Christmas" to "plain."
Homer And so much snow!
Lisa Hey, EA! Ever hear of global warming? The whole "White Christmas" thing doesn't really happen anymore.
Homer Lisa, everyone knows EA is overrun with global warming deniers.
Homer Every cent of profit from their games goes to support anti-environment think tanks. Fun fact!
Lisa There's a big crate outside our house addressed to "Resident." Is that for us?
Homer Well, I don't mean to brag, but... yeah, it's true. Your old man is a "Resident." Been one my whole life. It's pretty sweet.
Homer Sorry we never told you you're descended from Residents. Your mother and I didn't want it to go to your head.
Homer You'd naturally want to lord it over other, less-fortunate kids at school.
Lisa - Deadpan Yeah, thanks a bunch. I really just want to know what's inside the crate.
Task: "Build the Present Depot".
Place: Present Depot
Homer Two thousand bucks shipping and handling for just a funny-looking metal coat rack?
Lisa It's a Christmas Tree... I think.
Quest reward: Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After completing Pt. 1
Lisa There's a memo attached to the bottom of the purchase order slip.
Lisa "Dear Resident, due to a stack overflow error with the Naughty/Nice record of one Bartholomew J. Simpson, all of Springfield has been erroneously rated "Naughty" for the last ten years."
Lisa "To rectify the situation, Claus Co. is required to provide presents for the town of Springfield until this deficit have been made up."
Lisa "Please accept this present delivery depot. Best Regards, The Claus Co. Public Relations Department. Also, Global Warming is a hoax."
Homer Stupid stack overflow errors! Hey programmers, give your recursive functions the correct termination conditions! Sheesh!
Lisa Uh, Dad? How do you know any of those words?
Homer I don't! But the people who write for me are colossal nerds. They think stuff like that's hilarious. Stupid nerds!
Task: "Collect Presents" (x10).
Quest reward: Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa They're full of gift cards...
Homer - Happy I love getting gift cards! They let me choose the gift I want.
Homer Or, I can put them in a dresser drawer, forget they exist, and get nothing. Which is what happens 99.9% of the time. The choice is mine!
Lisa They say they're redeemable at a store called "Claus Co."
Homer Claus Co.? Never heard of them. But then again, there's lots of things I've never heard of.
Lisa Like the Higgs Boson, for example. I've sure never heard of that thing!
Homer Anyway, free stuff is free stuff. Let's celebrate!
Task: "Make Homer Make a Snowman". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 16 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Make Snow Angels". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 hours.
Quest reward: Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Hey, Apu! Can I pay for stuff at your store with Claus Co. gift cards?
Apu Do you think me a fool? Those gift cards are a totally unknown commodity. They could be worthless tomorrow.
Apu The U.S. dollar, on the other hand, is worthless today. Of course I'll take your mystery cards! I'd be a fool not to!
Task: "Make Apu Set up a Gift Card Promotion". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark
Ned Yee-haw! Look at all this money! I'm rich! Rich, rich, rich!
Ned And I'll use my newfound wealth to help the needy! Because they're poor! Poor, poor, poor!
Lisa Mr. Flanders, your charitable impulses are admirable. But everyone is being bombarded with free money.
Lisa Why not spend those gift cards on yourself for once?
Ned Well, there is one purchase I've been dreaming of. But it's so totally indulgent...
Task: "Make Ned Buy New Throw Pillows". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP10

Pt. 6[edit]

After tapping on Apu's exclamation mark
Apu - Happy Ah, Christmas. That frenetic orgy of desperate, credit-ruining spending. How it warms the heart of the non-Christian shop owner.
Apu If these Jesus Boosters just enjoyed the season, it would be fine. But they're miserable. Every last one of them.
Apu Yoo-hoo! Christians! Your silly holidays make no sense!
Apu Now, in honor of the Hindu celebration of Pancha Ganapati, I leave this offering of fruit to the five-faced elephant god, Ganesha. Because that's just common sense.
Task: "Make Apu Celebrate Pancha Ganapati". The job takes place at a Kwik-E-Mart and takes 8 hours.
Quest reward: Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP10

Pt. 7[edit]

After tapping on Cletus's exclamation mark
Cletus I done collected me a truckload of these here gift cards.
Cletus I's got more money than God!
Cletus I refer, of course, to the Hillbilly God. His name is Zeb, and he's poor on account of his best pig got hit by lightning.
Cletus This year I can buy something for all my kin.
Cletus All my 1,549 siblings, uncles, aunts, cousins, nephews, nieces and various combinations of the above.
Task: "Make Cletus Count Up Family Members". The job takes place at Cletus's Farm and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP10

Pt. 8[edit]

After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark
Krusty What, so now everyone's rich? Not just me? How is that fair?
Krusty I worked hard my whole life, stealing from talented comics everywhere.
Krusty How am I gonna know I'm better than everyone else if I don't have loads more money?
Sideshow Mel In what sense are you rich? You owe millions to the mob!
Krusty How do you know about my gambling debts?
Sideshow Mel You've been very frank about it in your act. It's fertile comedic ground. I'm not sure why the children respond to it, but they do.
Task: "Make Krusty Use Credit to Pay Off Credit". The job takes place at a Krusty Burger and takes 16 hours.
Quest reward: Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP10

Pt. 9[edit]

After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark
Milhouse Gift cards everywhere! This year, I can afford to have the kind of Christmas I've only dreamed of!
Milhouse Halls decked to perfection, figgy pudding bursting with figs, wassail freaking everywhere.
Milhouse Everybody donning their gayest apparel, songs of good cheer around the piano, until Dad says something that Mom mishears as a crack about her weight, and then the mood gets icy real fast...
Milhouse Actually, it all sounds pretty terrible. Think I'm going to find another use for these cards.
Task: "Make Milhouse Build a House of Gift Cards". The job takes place at the Van Houten House and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP10

Pt. 10[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Happy Come on, kids! The Simpsons are eating out tonight!
Lisa What's the occasion?
Homer - Sarcastic The happiest occasion there is: money. Only a colossal sucker eats at home when he has money!
Lisa I thought you liked mom's cooking.
Homer I love it! And wherever we go, the food won't measure up.
Homer It will taste worse, yet be loaded with calorie-rich, high-fat gunk from parts of animals we'd rather not know exist.
Homer Yet none of that matters. Because I will be served by someone who laughs at my jokes and pretends I'm wonderful.
Homer All because they want some of my charming money.
Homer And don't forget -- the kiddies get off-brand crayons! And paper placemats with word searches, and mazes...
Lisa I do like mazes...
Task: "Make Springfielders Eat at a Restaurant" (x12). The jobs take place at an Eatery and take 4 hours.
After sending Homer
Homer To speed up the evening, I'd like a table close to the kitchen, and an ambulance parked right outside.
After sending Apu
Apu Come on, octuplets. Let's go put another "Kids eat Free!" restaurant out of business!
After sending Ned
Ned Even Jesus ate out once in a while toward the end.
After sending Cletus
Cletus I hope they prepare my Possum tableside.
After sending Skinner
Skinner Don't expect me to thank you. An evening with Mother is joyless no matter the setting.
After sending Krusty
Krusty Gimme the most expensive item on the menu, smothered in melted the-second-most-expensive-item-on-the-menu.
After sending Willie
Willie If I've had enough whiskey, I'll believe anything is haggis. Remember this simple rule, and the evening will go better.
After sending Comic Book Guy
Comic Book Guy I will have the Soylent Green. And a bottle of your finest Slurm.
After sending Moe
Moe I have never tasted un-turpentined wine.
After sending Profesor Frink
Professor Frink I am working on a nutricious, lab-grown, food-replacement powder that will render restaurants obsolete. Full disclosure.
After sending Otto
Otto I'll start with a bowl of the color blue. For my main course, I'd like to watch "Strange Brew" with your coolest busboy.
Otto For dessert, the entire world holding hands and experiencing perfect knowingness.
After sending Kang
Kang There's something magical about being served your food by your food.
After sending Kodos
Kodos I ENJOY PAN-ASIAN CUISINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
After the task is complete
Homer - Dreamy I'm pretty sure that was the meal that kills me. And I couldn't be happier.
Lisa No offense, Dad, but watching you and everyone in that restaurant gorge themselves was kind of disgusting.
Homer - Dreamy Couldn't be happier...
Quest reward: Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP10

Characters that can do the task are:

Homer, Apu, Ned, Cletus, Krusty, Skinner, Willie, Comic Book Guy, Moe, Professor Frink, Otto, Kang, Kodos, Rev. Lovejoy, Marge, Wiggum, Luigi, Grampa, Snake, Quimby, Kirk, Mr. Burns, Moleman, Mrs. Krabappel, Bumblebee Man, Dr. Nick, Dr. Hibbert, Fat Tony, Hank Scorpio, Duffman, Barney, Smithers, Lenny, Carl, Legs, Louie, Miss Springfield, Agnes, The Rich Texan, Wolfcastle, Sea Captain, Abraham Lincoln, Arnie Pye, Herman, Jasper, Maude, Booberella, Lou, Eddie, Chalmers, Patty, Selma, Disco Stu, Suzanne the Witch, Luann, The Yes Guy, Lugash, Drederick Tatum, Sideshow Mel, Brockman, Kearney

Pt. 11[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Moe Moe's is packed! This whole town is drunk!
Homer We couldn't afford it till now. When money's no object, why would anyone choose to be sober?
Homer We're all super charming and fun now! And, yes, vehicular homicides have ticked up. But when you're drunk, it just doesn't matter.
Moe I had no idea my prices were forcing everyone into horrible, horrible sobriety. I gotta make up for that!
Moe Hey, everybody! Drinks on the house!
Task: "Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern".
Task: "Make Springfielders Enjoy a Beer" (x12). The jobs take place at Moe's Tavern and take 4 hours.
After sending Homer
Homer I will drink your free beer. If that makes me a hero, so be it.
After sending Apu
Apu Wait, you have to be 21 to buy beer? Oh, boy. I have almost certainly ruined many young lives.
After sending Ned
Ned Let's all raise a glass of this sinful devil's brew, whose poisonous lies leadeth us astray from the path of -- hey! Where's everybody going?
After sending Cletus
Cletus My Pappy had a saying: "Alkey-hall yum." Words to live by.
After sending Sideshow Mel
Sideshow Mel "For a quart of ale is a dish for a king!" -- William Shakespeare. "What he said!" -- Sideshow Mel
After sending Skinner
Skinner I do some of my best mimeographing when I'm drunk.
After sending Willie
Willie Hurry up! I can't face mopping the boys bathroom sober.
After sending Comic Book Guy
Comic Book Guy One Romulan Ale, please. If you do not carry the real thing, a reasonable facsimile is Coors Light and green food coloring.
After sending Moe
Moe You picked me for this job?! Check the name on the sign. You know I get free beer all the time, right?
After sending Professor Frink
Professor Frink I am also working on a beer-replacement powder that will render alcohol obsolete. Full disclosure.
After sending Brockman
Brockman Local newsman gets drunk and swings by his ex-wife's house, only to discover she has definitely moved on. Story at eleven.
After sending Kang
Kang Alcohol has no effect on Rigellians. I drink only to look cool.
After sending Kodos
Kodos I APPLAUD YOUR CRAFT BEER MOVEMENT!!!!!!!!
After the task is complete
Moe That's funny. I thought giving away beer to my neighbors would make me feel good. But, nope.
Moe It's nice to know I haven't been missing out on anything. Okay, you drunks. Prices just doubled!
Quest reward: Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP10

Characters that can do the task are:

Homer, Apu, Ned, Cletus, Skinner, Willie, Comic Book Guy, Moe, Professor Frink, Kang, Kodos , Sideshow Mel , Brockman, Wiggum , Luigi, Krusty, Grampa, Snake, Mr. Burns, Rev. Lovejoy, Quimby, Marge, Kirk, Moleman, Mrs. Krabappel, Bumblebee Man, Dr. Nick, Dr. Hibbert, Fat Tony, Hank Scorpio, Duffman, Otto, Barney, Smithers, Lenny, Carl, Legs, Louie, Miss Springfield, Agnes, The Rich Texan, Wolfcastle, Sea Captain, Abraham Lincoln, Arnie Pye, Herman, Jasper, Maude, Booberella, Lou, Eddie, Chalmers, Patty, Selma, Disco Stu, Suzanne the Witch, Luann, The Yes Guy, Lugash, Drederick Tatum, Kearney

Pt. 12[edit]

After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
Bart Okay, Mom, here's my Christmas list, along with attached appendices.
Bart I've included an index at the back, and on page 45 you'll find a glossary of common BB gun terms.
Lisa - Annoyed Bart, don't you think that's a bit excessive? Even by your standards?
Marge Oh, I think we can afford to live a little, Lisa.
Marge What the hey! This year, there is no budget! The sky's the limit!
Homer When it's free, we can buy as much of your love as we want!
Task: "Make Springfielders Shop for Loved Ones" (x12). The jobs take place at a Shop and take 6 hours.
After sending Homer
Homer Marge needs a new dress. Something adventurous. Unexpected. Outside the box, if you will. I wonder if she'd look good in green...
After sending Apu
Apu The fact everything is free in no way improves the experience of shopping for eight toddlers.
After sending Krusty
Krusty I'll take aisles 4 through 6. A team of unpaid interns from Emerson will sort it all out once I get it home.
After sending Cletus
Cletus No more diggin' in the trash for mah family. From now on, I gets mah trash from big box stores!
After sending Rev. Lovejoy
Rev. Lovejoy If there's a commandment against coveting your neighbors possessions, I've never heard of it!
After sending Dr. Nick
Dr. Nick Your loved one just died on my examining table. It sometimes happens when a doctor has to take a patient's pulse.
After sending Smithers
Smithers My only loved one is a desiccated old monster who thinks only of doing evil. I'm the luckiest man on earth!
After sending Comic Book Guy
Comic Book Guy I have no idea what real adults buy.
After sending Moe
Moe I bet you think the concept of "loved ones" is totally foreign to me.
Moe If you're so smart, why don't you tell me what a loved one is? And go slow -- I'm taking copious notes.
After sending Hans Moleman
Hans Moleman What is the inside of a store like?
After sending Carl
Carl I need a gift for Lenny, but it's so hard shopping for the man who has nothing.
After sending Kang
Kang All Rigelians suffer from a crippling shopping addiction.
After sending Kodos
Kodos I WILL INVEST IN A GOOD PAIR OF JEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quest reward: Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP10

Characters that can do the task are:

Homer, Apu, Cletus, Krusty, Comic Book Guy, Rev. Lovejoy, Moe, Dr. Nick, Kang, Smithers, Kodos, Moleman, Carl, Ned, Skinner, Willie, Mr. Burns, Marge, Wiggum, Luigi, Grampa, Snake, Quimby, Kirk, Mrs. Krabappel, Bumblebee Man, Dr. Hibbert, Fat Tony, Professor Frink, Hank Scorpio, Duffman, Otto, Barney, Lenny, Legs, Louie, Miss Springfield, Agnes, The Rich Texan, Wolfcastle, Sea Captain, Abraham Lincoln, Arnie Pye, Herman, Jasper, Maude, Booberella, Lou, Eddie, Chalmers, Patty, Selma, Disco Stu, Suzanne the Witch, Luann, The Yes Guy, Lugash, Drederick Tatum, Sideshow Mel, Brockman, Kearney

Pt. 13[edit]

After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark
Marge Hey, Lisa, what's the matter, sweetie? You look upset.
Lisa - Sad Something doesn't feel right about these gift cards, mom. They're bringing out the worst in all of us.
Marge Try not to think about it. Here, have some egg nog.
Lisa - Shocked Thanks. Hey! This nog tastes like Dad smells when he comes home from Moe's. Did you spike my drink?
Marge No! Of course not! You're a child! Now finish the glass. It'll cheer you right up. And, uh, maybe don't operate a motor vehicle for the next two hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Ponder the Meaning of the Holidays". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP10

Pt. 14[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Hey Wiggum! You want a sandwich? I bought a dozen of them. You know, like the rich guy I now am.
Homer Rich guys always buy as much of something as possible, so you can tell them apart from poors. I think it's one of the wealthy's best qualities.
Wiggum Thanks. Hey, have you noticed that when you don't have to work for a living, you end up with a lot of time to kill?
Homer Well, I find eating sandwiches to be a rewarding way to fill the time.
Homer Other people may turn to reading, or spending time with loved ones. But as for me, sandwiches.
Wiggum I never realized you were so wise. I guess your wisdom gets lost beneath the innumerable dumb things you do and say.
Homer - Mouth Full Whaaggub?
Wiggum Nevermind. Keep eating, friend. Keep eating.
Task: "Make Springfielders Overeat" (x12). The jobs take place at an Eatery and take 8 hours.
After sending Homer
Homer You heard me -- I'll have the entire dessert cart.
After sending Apu
Apu America has taught me so much about overeating. Time to put it all into action.
After sending Ned
Ned The Bible says, "Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you." I'm just doing the Man Upstairs' work.
After sending Grampa
Grampa This will quite possibly kill me!
After sending Rev. Lovejoy
Rev. Lovejoy Yeah, well there's no commandment against eating till you puke, either.
After sending Brockman
Brockman My greatest gift as a newsman? All my weight gain occurs below desk-height.
After sending Agnes
Agnes Cut everything with Metamucil and let God sort 'em out!
After sending Comic Book Guy
Comic Book Guy I assume you have some sort of machine back there that supersizes meals? Run my French fries through it ten times.
After sending Dr. Hibbert
Dr. Hibbert I'm still in better health than most of these lazy slobs.
After sending Duffman
Duffman Everything goes better with the great taste of Duff! So that's my order: everything.
After sending Sea Captain
Sea Captain Thar be the white whale! ...is what I'll say next time I look in the mirror.
After sending Kang
Kang Foolish humans! Your Cookies 'n' Cream is your only worthy creation!
After sending Kodos
Kodos EVERYTHING IS BETTER FRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quest reward: Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP10

Characters that can do the task are:

Homer, Apu, Ned, Comic Book Guy, Rev. Lovejoy, Grampa, Kang, Kodos, Brockman, Agnes, Dr. Hibbert, Duffman, Sea Captain, Moe, Dr. Nick, Smithers, Moleman, Carl, Cletus, Krusty, Skinner, Willie, Mr. Burns, Marge, Wiggum, Luigi, Snake, Quimby, Kirk, Mrs. Krabappel, Bumblebee Man, Fat Tony, Professor Frink, Hank Scorpio, Otto, Barney, Lenny, Legs, Louie, Miss Springfield, The Rich Texan, Wolfcastle, Abraham Lincoln, Arnie Pye, Herman, Jasper, Maude, Booberella, Lou, Eddie, Chalmers, Patty, Selma, Disco Stu, Suzanne the Witch, Luann, The Yes Guy, Lugash, Drederick Tatum, Sideshow Mel, Kearney

Pt. 15[edit]

After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark
Barney Another round, bartender!
Moe - Exhausted Can't... lift... another... mug.
Moe - Angry Town... too alcoholic... for one bartender... to serve.
Task: "Make Springfielders Drink Too Much". The jobs take place at Moe's Tavern and take 8 hours.
After sending Cletus
Cletus How much of this "beer" stuff do I have ta drink before I goes blind? Come on!
After sending Otto
Otto What day is it? Please include the month and year in your answer.
After sending Ned
Ned The Bible says, "Every boozy liquid that liveth shall be drink for you." I'm paraphrasing, of course
After sending Barney
Barney *BELCH!*
After sending Rev. Lovejoy
Rev. Lovejoy I know a lot of people say this, but I totally pray better after a few drinks.
After sending Maude
Maude Get a few beers in me, and I'll haunt anything.
After sending Agnes
Agnes Tap on somebody else! I'm drinking!
After sending Comic Book Guy
Comic Book Guy Where are the busty wenches? Is this a Renn Fair, or isn't it?
After sending Krabappel
Mrs. Krabappel I just teach better with a crippling hangover.
After sending Miss Springfield
Miss Springfield *BUURRPP* Give me another beer, morality clause be damned!
After sending The Rich Texan
The Rich Texan Anyone want to see what I'm like when I'm even less inhibited? No? Too bad!
After sending Kang
Kang Your world is mine, just as soon as I escape from this phone/tablet device.
After sending Kodos
Kodos ME DRINK NOW!!!!!!!!!!
Quest reward: Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP10

Characters that can do the task are:

Ned, Cletus, Comic Book Guy, Rev. Lovejoy, Otto, Barney, Kang, Kodos, Maude, Mrs. Krabappel, Agnes, Miss Springfield, The Rich Texan, Grampa, Brockman, Dr. Hibbert, Duffman, Sea Captain, Homer, Apu, Krusty, Skinner, Willie, Mr. Burns, Marge, Moe, Wiggum, Luigi, Snake, Quimby, Kirk, Moleman, Bumblebee Man, Dr. Nick, Fat Tony, Professor Frink, Hank Scorpio, Smithers, Lenny, Carl, Legs, Louie, Wolfcastle, Abraham Lincoln, Arnie Pye, Herman, Jasper, Booberella, Lou, Eddie, Chalmers, Patty, Selma, Disco Stu, Suzanne the Witch, Luann, The Yes Guy, Lugash, Drederick Tatum, Sideshow Mel, Kearney

Pt. 16[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer - Happy Everybody get up! It's time to go shopping! We need to get to those sales!
Bart - Sad Sales? Dad, it's 6 AM and money has lost all meaning so sales are pointless. Also, 6 AM.
Homer If we wait 'til 7, we'll miss all the pushing, shoving and rioting! And Christmas will be ruined.
Task: "Make Springfielders Stampede Stores" (x12). The jobs take place at Shops and take 12 hours.
After sending Cletus
Cletus My secret? I have very few teeth for my fellow rioters to knock out.
After sending Otto
Otto It will be some time before I realize I forgot my wallet.
After sending Willie
Willie My people were killing each other for no reason centuries ago!
After sending Mr. Burns
Mr. Burns A gentle breeze can leave me hospitalized. This will not end well.
After sending Wiggum
Wiggum I'm a sworn officer of the law, yes. But I'm also a greedy dude with a gun.
After sending Snake
Snake I look forward to robbing you in the parking lot.
After sending Professor Frink
Professor Frink I have created a computer model that predicts crowd flow, thus giving me a decided-- good glayvin! So much pushing!
After sending Smithers
Smithers A lot of repressed rage is about to come out. Please look away.
After sending Hank Scorpio
Hank Scorpio I love a good riot! Reminds me of my time at Guantanamo Bay. Great accommodations, terrible meal plan.
After sending Herman
Herman Guerrilla warfare is the only way to deal with mass enemies like this. I'll die before I miss out on a sale on one-armed T-shirts.
After sending Kang
Kang You people are worse than Arcturians on Gaarn the Merciless-mas. FYI, that is a dire insult!
After sending Kodos
Kodos ALL YOUR DVD PLAYERS ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!!!!!
Quest reward: Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP10

Characters that can do the task are:

Cletus, Willie, Mr. Burns, Wiggum, Snake, Professor Frink, Otto, Kang, Smithers, Kodos, Hank Scorpio, Herman, Homer, Apu, Ned, Krusty, Skinner, Comic Book Guy, Rev. Lovejoy, Marge, Moe, Luigi, Grampa, Quimby, Kirk, Moleman, Mrs. Krabappel, Bumblebee Man, Dr. Nick, Dr. Hibbert, Fat Tony, Duffman, Barney, Lenny, Carl, Legs, Louie, Miss Springfield, Agnes, The Rich Texan, Wolfcastle, Sea Captain, Abraham Lincoln, Arnie Pye, Jasper, Maude, Booberella, Lou, Eddie, Chalmers, Patty, Selma, Disco Stu, Suzanne the Witch, Luann, The Yes Guy, Lugash, Drederick Tatum, Sideshow Mel, Brockman, Kearney

Pt. 17[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa - Sad Look at what these holiday gift cards have done to this town, Dad. We're falling apart!
Homer Sweetie, did you ever think maybe a town constructed of money and donuts isn't meant to last forever?
Lisa - Sad It's the Seven Deadly Sins on parade! We eat all the time -- that's Gluttony.
Lisa - Sad We lie around drinking all day -- that's Sloth!
Lisa - Sad We fight each other to buy everything in sight -- Greed!
Homer That's only three sins. Four more to go -- including some of the funnest ones!
Homer Wrath, Lust, Pride-- ooh, and Envy! Let's not pull the plug until I've had a chance to get in some sweet, sweet envying.
Task: "Make Lisa Destroy Gift Cards". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP10

Pt. 18[edit]

After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark
Homer Lisa! Why are you destroying the mysterious windfall from an unknown benefactor that has poisoned this once-peaceful small town?
Lisa Well, uh, you just explained it pretty well.
Homer Thanks! But we gotta be careful. People love those cards, and you know how quickly angry mobs form in this town.
Ned - Angry They're destroying gift cards! Kill the Simpsons!
Homer - Happy Hey, look at that! We've never had a Flanders-led mob before.
Moe - Angry When you've run from as many mobs as I have, you really appreciate novelty.
Task: "Make Homer Hide from Springfielders". The job takes place at Bart's Treehouse and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Lisa Hide from Springfielders". The job takes place at Bart's Treehouse and takes 24 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Hunt for the Simpsons" (x12). The jobs take place at Visitable Homes and take 8 hours.
After sending Cletus
Cletus My best bloodhound took one whiff of Homer's scent and died.
After sending Ned
Ned We're gonna mess you up, neighboreenos!
After sending Willie
Willie Ah, it's grand to be running, feeling the wind up my kilt, pursuing friends to their death.
After sending Mr. Burns
Mr. Burns Yes, find the Simpsons! They're the real villain in this town, right? Right, guys?
After sending Skinner
Skinner I'd like to focus my hunting on Bart.
After sending Comic Book Guy
Comic Book Guy Stop the runners before they reach Sanctuary! SUCCESSFUL MOVIE REFERENCE!
After sending Fat Tony
Fat Tony I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't support all forms of mob violence.
After sending Carl
Carl The Simpsons are dear friends. But, you know, "when in Rome"...
After sending Suzanne the Witch
Suzanne the Witch I could cast a spell to find them, but it seems more efficient to do random building searches.
After sending Drederick Tatum
Drederick Tatum Ten years of intensive anger management classes, down the drain.
After sending Kang
Kang I have a Class Four Human Hunting License. Why am I not in charge?
After sending Kodos
Kodos ALL HUMANS LOOK THE SAME!!!!!!!!!
After the task is complete
Homer Who'd have thought people would get so mad at the thought of going from rich big shots to regular, poor losers.
Homer Wait, why are we doing this again?
Lisa People need to see that they are abandoning everything in the face of limitless buying power.
Lisa The things that really matter in life aren't tangible.
Homer - Sad Oh. Yeah, I knew that... So, just so we're clear, what we're talking about will end free beer at Moe's, won't it?
Quest reward: Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP10

Characters that can do the "Hunt for the Simpsons" task are:

Ned, Cletus, Skinner, Willie, Mr. Burns, Comic Book Guy, Dr. Nick, Kang, Kodos, Carl, Suzanne the Witch, Drederick Tatum, Apu, Rev. Lovejoy, Moe, Wiggum, Luigi, Grampa, Snake, Quimby, Kirk, Moleman, Mrs. Krabappel, Bumblebee Man, Dr. Hibbert, Fat Tony, Professor Frink, Hank Scorpio, Duffman, Otto, Barney, Smithers, Lenny, Legs, Louie, Miss Springfield, Agnes, The Rich Texan, Wolfcastle, Sea Captain, Abraham Lincoln, Arnie Pye, Jasper, Maude, Booberella, Lou, Eddie, Chalmers, Patty, Selma, Disco Stu, Luann, The Yes Guy, Lugash, Sideshow Mel, Brockman, Kearney

Pt. 19[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Claus Co. is at the heart of all this trouble. But who are they?
Lisa Hmmm.... There's some terms and conditions printed on the back of these gift cards.
Lisa "Pursuant to the clause stated in paragraph 5, ..." Dad! These conditions are even worse than a cell phone company's!
Lisa They're almost as draconian as the makers of popular mobile devices, such as phones and tablets!
Lisa The same devices upon which people play freemium games!
Homer Anyone who'd waste their time on that junk deserves whatever's coming to them.
Task: "Make Lisa Read Fine Print". The job takes place at Bart's Treehouse and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP10

Pt. 20[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa - Happy Dad, I found a loophole. Claus Co. gift cards are only good for approximately 5 weeks.
Lisa All this credit will be useless before the end of January. Then Springfield will go back to normal.
Moe Gee, it hardly seems worth it murdering anybody over five lousy weeks. Six or seven, sure. But not five.
Marge Well, maybe now we can all go back to celebrating the holidays the way we should -- by gathering with family and friends.
Krusty And sneaking off whenever possible to grind out all those sweet Claus Co. prizes before five weeks is up!
Task: "Collect Presents" (x50).
Quest reward: Tapped Out GiftCard.png20 and XP10