| A Holiday Hymn
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A Holiday Hymn is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Christmas 2013 content update. It requires Ebenezer Burns to be unlocked.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Ebenezer Burns' exclamation mark
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Is there a more heartwarming holiday tradition than turning off the electricity of delinquent customers?
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Let's see: South Street Orphange... off! Sisters of Infinite Mercy... off! The Cratchit Family -- shame about little Tim, but what are you going to do... off!
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Ebenezer Burns! Change your ways before it is too late!
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Excuse me, Spirit, but you're blocking the power turner-offer.
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Repent your evil deeds! Or suffer in hellfire for all eternity...
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The only eternity I care about is how long this conversation is taking. Now where was I... ah, yes! The Springfield Home for Wounded Firefighters... off!
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| Task: "Make Ebenezer Burns Ignore Holiday Warning". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 60 minutes.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Ebenezer Burns' exclamation mark
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Tonight, Ebenezer Burns, you will be visited by three spirits. The Spirit of Christmas Past--
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No! No, spare me! I'll do anything you say! Please take pity on my poor soul!
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Oh, uh, really? Great. Okay, first thing is to buy a fat goose for the Cratchits, then--
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I wasn't serious, moron! Do you have any idea who I am? I happen to be on a first name basis with your boss.
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Actually, I'm a benign spirit of mercy. Not a devil.
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Oh, I didn't realize! A spirit of mercy! Well OF COURSE I'll heed your message.
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... Are you being serious this time, or...
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No, you imbecile! Now shut up and wait in the corner until I'm ready for you. I've got work to do.
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| Task: "Make Ebenezer Burns Count his Money". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Ebenezer Burns' exclamation mark
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Ebenezer, let's skip the whole "Christmas past" thing and visit the modest home of one of your current employees.
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Is it Smithers? Because I walked in on him once, and I will not make that mistake again.
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Silence! Homer Simpson has been your faithful employee lo these many years. And look at the squalor in which he lives. Shame on you. Shame!
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Shame on me?! Have you seen this man's attendance record?
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Well, uh, no. But I don't see how it's relevant.
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He's missed fifty-four days this year. Still want to call him my "faithful employee?" Think maybe the squalor could be self-inflicted?
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Huh. Well, you understand, I didn't have access to these records. Had I known--
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Idiot.
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Know what I'm going to do? I'm going to redo the shift assignments so everyone has to work on Christmas. Just to annoy you.
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| Task: "Make Ebenezer Make Everyone Work on Christmas". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Ebenezer Burns' exclamation mark
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Seriously, Ebenezer, I'm only trying to help here.
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ou can help by handing me that wrench.
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Here you go. It's just, from where I'm sitting, it seems like a few years of repenting is a small price to pay for an eternity in Heaven.
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That's a solid deal, any way you look at it.
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Could you take a step back? You're blocking my light.
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Sure, sure. Say, what are you building there, anyway?
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You'll see.
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| Task: "Make Ebenezer Burns Work on "The Weapon."". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Ebenezer Burns' exclamation mark
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Say, what is that thing you've built?
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I'm modifying the ghost vacuum from the Halloween update. Vacuuming is too good for you annoying creatures.
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I don't like the sound of that.
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No, you shouldn't.
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| Task: "Make Ebenezer Burns Blast Holiday Spirits". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to A Christmas Carol.
