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A Holiday Hymn

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A Holiday Hymn
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 11
Update: Christmas 2013
Required characters: Ebenezer Burns

A Holiday Hymn is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Christmas 2013 content update. It requires Ebenezer Burns to be unlocked.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Ebenezer Burns' exclamation mark
Ebenezer Burns Is there a more heartwarming holiday tradition than turning off the electricity of delinquent customers?
Ebenezer Burns Let's see: South Street Orphange... off! Sisters of Infinite Mercy... off! The Cratchit Family -- shame about little Tim, but what are you going to do... off!
The Ghost of Christmas Past - Spirit Ebenezer Burns! Change your ways before it is too late!
Ebenezer Burns Excuse me, Spirit, but you're blocking the power turner-offer.
The Ghost of Christmas Past - Spirit Repent your evil deeds! Or suffer in hellfire for all eternity...
Ebenezer Burns The only eternity I care about is how long this conversation is taking. Now where was I... ah, yes! The Springfield Home for Wounded Firefighters... off!
Task: "Make Ebenezer Burns Ignore Holiday Warning". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 60 minutes.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Ebenezer Burns' exclamation mark
The Ghost of Christmas Past - Spirit Tonight, Ebenezer Burns, you will be visited by three spirits. The Spirit of Christmas Past--
Ebenezer Burns - Upset No! No, spare me! I'll do anything you say! Please take pity on my poor soul!
The Ghost of Christmas Past - Spirit Oh, uh, really? Great. Okay, first thing is to buy a fat goose for the Cratchits, then--
Ebenezer Burns I wasn't serious, moron! Do you have any idea who I am? I happen to be on a first name basis with your boss.
The Ghost of Christmas Past - Spirit Actually, I'm a benign spirit of mercy. Not a devil.
Ebenezer Burns Oh, I didn't realize! A spirit of mercy! Well OF COURSE I'll heed your message.
The Ghost of Christmas Past - Spirit ... Are you being serious this time, or...
Ebenezer Burns No, you imbecile! Now shut up and wait in the corner until I'm ready for you. I've got work to do.
Task: "Make Ebenezer Burns Count his Money". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Ebenezer Burns' exclamation mark
The Ghost of Christmas Past - Spirit Ebenezer, let's skip the whole "Christmas past" thing and visit the modest home of one of your current employees.
Ebenezer Burns Is it Smithers? Because I walked in on him once, and I will not make that mistake again.
The Ghost of Christmas Past - Spirit Silence! Homer Simpson has been your faithful employee lo these many years. And look at the squalor in which he lives. Shame on you. Shame!
Ebenezer Burns - Angry Shame on me?! Have you seen this man's attendance record?
The Ghost of Christmas Past - Spirit Well, uh, no. But I don't see how it's relevant.
Ebenezer Burns - Angry He's missed fifty-four days this year. Still want to call him my "faithful employee?" Think maybe the squalor could be self-inflicted?
The Ghost of Christmas Past - Spirit Huh. Well, you understand, I didn't have access to these records. Had I known--
Ebenezer Burns - Angry Idiot.
Ebenezer Burns - Angry Know what I'm going to do? I'm going to redo the shift assignments so everyone has to work on Christmas. Just to annoy you.
Task: "Make Ebenezer Make Everyone Work on Christmas". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Ebenezer Burns' exclamation mark
The Ghost of Christmas Past - Spirit Seriously, Ebenezer, I'm only trying to help here.
Ebenezer Burns ou can help by handing me that wrench.
The Ghost of Christmas Past - Spirit Here you go. It's just, from where I'm sitting, it seems like a few years of repenting is a small price to pay for an eternity in Heaven.
The Ghost of Christmas Past - Spirit That's a solid deal, any way you look at it.
Ebenezer Burns Could you take a step back? You're blocking my light.
The Ghost of Christmas Past - Spirit Sure, sure. Say, what are you building there, anyway?
Ebenezer Burns You'll see.
Task: "Make Ebenezer Burns Work on "The Weapon."". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 12 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 5[edit]

After tapping on Ebenezer Burns' exclamation mark
The Ghost of Christmas Past - Spirit Say, what is that thing you've built?
Ebenezer Burns I'm modifying the ghost vacuum from the Halloween update. Vacuuming is too good for you annoying creatures.
The Ghost of Christmas Past - Spirit Shocked I don't like the sound of that.
Ebenezer Burns No, you shouldn't.
Task: "Make Ebenezer Burns Blast Holiday Spirits". The job takes place at the Control Building and takes 24 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20

Behind the Laughter[edit]

The quest name is a reference to A Christmas Carol.