| Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Christmas 2013 content update. It requires Santa Flanders to be unlocked.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Santa Flanders' exclamation mark
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Ho-ho-diddly-dum-dee... Wait, let Santa try to say that again.
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Ho-ho-di-doodily-humdilly... Sorry. I'll get this right. Maybe if I try it reeeeeal slow.
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Ho... ho... ho... There! I dum-doodily-did it!
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*sigh* I need a new schtick.
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I'll worry about that later. For now, there's Santa work to do!
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Time to spread some holiday cheer to the good children of Springfield!
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And also Bart Simpson.
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Time to be the best, most appropriate Santa this town has ever seen!
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Task: "Reach Level 9 and Build Springfield Elementary".
Task: "Make Santa Flanders Get Slightly Too Religious As Santa". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 8 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Santa Flanders' exclamation mark
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Next stop on the Santa Express -- church!
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Church is Santa's natural stomping grounds, after all.
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Because when people see this red-and-white suit, they immediately think: on this day, a savior is born.
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Task: "Reach Level 14 and Build First Church of Springfield".
Task: "Make Santa Flanders Deliver a Too-Religious Sermon". The job takes place at the First Church of Springfield and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Santa Flanders' exclamation mark
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Ned, no offense, but you're ruining Santa Claus for everyone.
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A super-Christian Santa is, well... a little creepy.
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What?! But Santa equals Christmas, and Christmas equals angels blowing trumpets, announcing to the multitude the good news that on this day, in Bethlehem--
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Stop it, stop it, stop it! There are a lot of non-religious people out there who enjoy Christmas, too.
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But it's our deal!
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Why not take a break, Santa, and do a little carolling?
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Well, okay. But I'm only singing the really religious carols. No "White Christmas" for this jolly old elf!
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| Task: "Make Santa Flanders Go-A-Carolin'". The job takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Santa Flanders' exclamation mark
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I don't get it. I've never gotten so many dirty looks in my life. What is so off-putting about a stridently proselytizing Santa?
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Think of it this way. We all love the Peanuts Christmas special, right?
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Of course!
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But then Linus launches into that long speech quoting scripture...
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Ooh! That's the best part, am I right?
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Well, no. Honestly, even I get a little weirded out. And I'm Christian. See what I mean?
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Maybe it's enough that Christmas, to most people, is about giving gifts to people we love.
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I mean, it's not really about that. It's about the receiving. But you and I can have a good time giving, right?
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And there's no better giver than Santa!
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I suppose...
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| Task: "Make Santa Flanders Deliver Presents Door-to-Door". The job takes place at Visitable Homes and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Santa Flanders' exclamation mark
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Hey, Marge! I gotta admit, non-denominational Santa was kind of fun!
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I told you! Celebrate Christmas however you like.
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But Santa belongs to all religions. Even people with no religion at all!
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Atheists are a deal-breaker, Marge. I am not ready to go there yet.
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Sorry, sorry! Forget I said anything. We'll take what progress we can get, here, Santa.
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All right, then. Happy Holidays, everyone!
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| Task: "Make Santa Flanders Celebrate the Holidays". The job takes place at Flanders House and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the musical Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat.
