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|update = {{TOCU|Christmas 2013}} | |update = {{TOCU|Christmas 2013}} | ||
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}} | |requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}} | ||
− | |characters = | + | |characters = [[Lisa]], [[Homer]], [[Apu]], [[Ned]], [[Cletus]], [[Krusty]], [[Milhouse]], [[Bart]], [[Marge]] |
− | |optional = | + | |optional = See [[#Pt. 10|Pt. 10]], [[#Pt. 11|Pt. 11]], [[#Pt. 12|Pt. 12]], [[#Pt. 14|Pt. 14]], [[#Pt. 15|Pt. 15]], [[#Pt. 16|Pt. 16]], [[#Pt. 18|Pt. 18]] |
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{{THT|After starting the update|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After starting the update|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|The Holidays are here again? It seems like only yesterday I was tapping on my house and changing the design from | + | {{TB|The Holidays are here again? It seems like only yesterday I was tapping on my house and changing the design from "Christmas" to "plain."}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|And so much snow!}} | {{TB|And so much snow!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Hey, EA! Ever hear of global warming? The whole | + | {{TB|Hey, EA! Ever hear of global warming? The whole "White Christmas" thing doesn't really happen anymore.}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Lisa, everyone knows EA is overrun with global warming deniers.}} | {{TB|Lisa, everyone knows EA is overrun with global warming deniers.}} | ||
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{{TB|Every cent of profit from their games goes to support anti-environment think tanks. Fun fact!}} | {{TB|Every cent of profit from their games goes to support anti-environment think tanks. Fun fact!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|There's a big crate outside our house addressed to | + | {{TB|There's a big crate outside our house addressed to "Resident." Is that for us?}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well, I | + | {{TB|Well, I don't mean to brag, but... yeah, it's true. Your old man is a "Resident." Been one my whole life. It's pretty sweet.}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Sorry we never told you | + | {{TB|Sorry we never told you you're descended from Residents. Your mother and I didn't want it to go to your head.}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|You'd naturally want to lord it over other, less-fortunate kids at school.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}} | ||
− | {{TB|Yeah, thanks a bunch. I really just want to know | + | {{TB|Yeah, thanks a bunch. I really just want to know what's inside the crate.}} |
{{THT|{{Task|Build the Present Depot}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|{{Task|Build the Present Depot}}|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|'''Place:''' [[Present Depot]]|colspan=2}} | {{THT|'''Place:''' [[Present Depot]]|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Two thousand bucks shipping and handling for just a funny-looking metal coat rack?}} | {{TB|Two thousand bucks shipping and handling for just a funny-looking metal coat rack?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|It's a Christmas | + | {{TB|It's a Christmas Tree... I think.}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{TB|There's a memo attached to the bottom of the purchase order slip.}} | {{TB|There's a memo attached to the bottom of the purchase order slip.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|"Dear Resident, due to a stack overflow error with the Naughty/Nice record of one Bartholomew J. Simpson, all of Springfield has been erroneously rated "Naughty" for the last ten years."}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|"To rectify the situation, Claus Co. is required to provide presents for the town of Springfield until this deficit have been made up."}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|"Please accept this present delivery depot. Best Regards, The Claus Co. Public Relations Department. Also, Global Warming is a hoax."}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Stupid stack overflow errors! Hey programmers, give your recursive functions the correct termination conditions! Sheesh!}} | {{TB|Stupid stack overflow errors! Hey programmers, give your recursive functions the correct termination conditions! Sheesh!}} | ||
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{{TB|Uh, Dad? How do you know any of those words?}} | {{TB|Uh, Dad? How do you know any of those words?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I | + | {{TB|I don't! But the people who write for me are colossal nerds. They think stuff like that's hilarious. Stupid nerds!}} |
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Presents|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|{{Task|Collect Presents|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|They're full of gift | + | {{TB|They're full of gift cards...}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}} | ||
{{TB|I love getting gift cards! They let me choose the gift I want.}} | {{TB|I love getting gift cards! They let me choose the gift I want.}} | ||
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{{TB|Or, I can put them in a dresser drawer, forget they exist, and get nothing. Which is what happens 99.9% of the time. The choice is mine!}} | {{TB|Or, I can put them in a dresser drawer, forget they exist, and get nothing. Which is what happens 99.9% of the time. The choice is mine!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|They say | + | {{TB|They say they're redeemable at a store called "Claus Co."}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Claus Co.? Never heard of them. But then again, | + | {{TB|Claus Co.? Never heard of them. But then again, there's lots of things I've never heard of.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Like the Higgs Boson, for example. | + | {{TB|Like the Higgs Boson, for example. I've sure never heard of that thing!}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Anyway, free stuff is free stuff. | + | {{TB|Anyway, free stuff is free stuff. Let's celebrate!}} |
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Make a Snowman|16 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Make Snow Angels|6 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Make a Snowman|16 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Make Snow Angels|6 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Do you think me a fool? Those gift cards are a totally unknown commodity. They could be worthless tomorrow.}} | {{TB|Do you think me a fool? Those gift cards are a totally unknown commodity. They could be worthless tomorrow.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|The U.S. dollar, on the other hand, is worthless today. Of course | + | {{TB|The U.S. dollar, on the other hand, is worthless today. Of course I'll take your mystery cards! I'd be a fool not to!}} |
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Apu Set up a Gift Card Promotion|8 hours|a [[Kwik-E-Mart]]}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Apu Set up a Gift Card Promotion|8 hours|a [[Kwik-E-Mart]]}}|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Ned's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Yee-haw! Look at all this money! | + | {{TB|Yee-haw! Look at all this money! I'm rich! Rich, rich, rich!}} |
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|And | + | {{TB|And I'll use my newfound wealth to help the needy! Because they're poor! Poor, poor, poor!}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Mr. Flanders, your charitable impulses are admirable. But everyone is being bombarded with free money.}} | {{TB|Mr. Flanders, your charitable impulses are admirable. But everyone is being bombarded with free money.}} | ||
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{{TB|Why not spend those gift cards on yourself for once?}} | {{TB|Why not spend those gift cards on yourself for once?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Well, there is one purchase | + | {{TB|Well, there is one purchase I've been dreaming of. But it's so totally indulgent...}} |
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ned Buy New Throw Pillows|12 hours|[[Flanders House]]}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Ned Buy New Throw Pillows|12 hours|[[Flanders House]]}}|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|Ah, Christmas. That frenetic orgy of desperate, credit-ruining spending. How it warms the heart of the non-Christian shop owner.}} | {{TB|Ah, Christmas. That frenetic orgy of desperate, credit-ruining spending. How it warms the heart of the non-Christian shop owner.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|If these Jesus Boosters just enjoyed the season, it would be fine. But | + | {{TB|If these Jesus Boosters just enjoyed the season, it would be fine. But they're miserable. Every last one of them.}} |
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Yoo-hoo! Christians! Your silly holidays make no sense!}} | {{TB|Yoo-hoo! Christians! Your silly holidays make no sense!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Now, in honor of the Hindu celebration of Pancha Ganapati, I leave this offering of fruit to the five-faced elephant god, Ganesha. Because | + | {{TB|Now, in honor of the Hindu celebration of Pancha Ganapati, I leave this offering of fruit to the five-faced elephant god, Ganesha. Because that's just common sense.}} |
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Apu Celebrate Pancha Ganapati|8 hours|a [[Kwik-E-Mart]]}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Apu Celebrate Pancha Ganapati|8 hours|a [[Kwik-E-Mart]]}}|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|I done collected me a truckload of these here gift cards.}} | {{TB|I done collected me a truckload of these here gift cards.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I's got more money than God!}} |
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I refer, of course, to the Hillbilly God. His name is Zeb, and | + | {{TB|I refer, of course, to the Hillbilly God. His name is Zeb, and he's poor on account of his best pig got hit by lightning.}} |
{{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | ||
{{TB|This year I can buy something for all my kin.}} | {{TB|This year I can buy something for all my kin.}} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Krusty's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|What, so now | + | {{TB|What, so now everyone's rich? Not just me? How is that fair?}} |
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
{{TB|I worked hard my whole life, stealing from talented comics everywhere.}} | {{TB|I worked hard my whole life, stealing from talented comics everywhere.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|How am I gonna know | + | {{TB|How am I gonna know I'm better than everyone else if I don't have loads more money?}} |
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}} | ||
{{TB|In what sense are you rich? You owe millions to the mob!}} | {{TB|In what sense are you rich? You owe millions to the mob!}} | ||
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{{TB|How do you know about my gambling debts?}} | {{TB|How do you know about my gambling debts?}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|You've been very frank about it in your act. It's fertile comedic ground. I'm not sure why the children respond to it, but they do.}} |
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Krusty Use Credit to Pay Off Credit|16 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Krusty Use Credit to Pay Off Credit|16 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]}}|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | {{TH|After tapping on Milhouse's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Gift cards everywhere! This year, I can afford to have the kind of Christmas | + | {{TB|Gift cards everywhere! This year, I can afford to have the kind of Christmas I've only dreamed of!}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
{{TB|Halls decked to perfection, figgy pudding bursting with figs, wassail freaking everywhere.}} | {{TB|Halls decked to perfection, figgy pudding bursting with figs, wassail freaking everywhere.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Everybody donning their gayest apparel, songs of good cheer around the piano, until Dad says something that Mom mishears as a crack about her weight, and then the mood gets icy real | + | {{TB|Everybody donning their gayest apparel, songs of good cheer around the piano, until Dad says something that Mom mishears as a crack about her weight, and then the mood gets icy real fast...}} |
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Actually, it all sounds pretty terrible. Think | + | {{TB|Actually, it all sounds pretty terrible. Think I'm going to find another use for these cards.}} |
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Build a House of Gift Cards|12 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Build a House of Gift Cards|12 hours|the [[Van Houten House]]}}|colspan=2}} | ||
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
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{{TB|The happiest occasion there is: money. Only a colossal sucker eats at home when he has money!}} | {{TB|The happiest occasion there is: money. Only a colossal sucker eats at home when he has money!}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I thought you liked | + | {{TB|I thought you liked mom's cooking.}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I love it! And wherever we go, the food | + | {{TB|I love it! And wherever we go, the food won't measure up.}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|It will taste worse, yet be loaded with calorie-rich, high-fat gunk from parts of animals | + | {{TB|It will taste worse, yet be loaded with calorie-rich, high-fat gunk from parts of animals we'd rather not know exist.}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Yet none of that matters. Because I will be served by someone who laughs at my jokes and pretends | + | {{TB|Yet none of that matters. Because I will be served by someone who laughs at my jokes and pretends I'm wonderful.}} |
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
{{TB|All because they want some of my charming money.}} | {{TB|All because they want some of my charming money.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|And | + | {{TB|And don't forget -- the kiddies get off-brand crayons! And paper placemats with word searches, and mazes...}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|I do like | + | {{TB|I do like mazes...}} |
− | {{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Eat at a Restaurant|4 hours|an {{TOG|Eatery}}}}|colspan=2}} | + | {{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Eat at a Restaurant|4 hours|an {{TOG|Eatery}}|12}}|colspan=2}} |
{{THT|After sending Homer|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Homer|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|To speed up the evening, | + | {{TB|To speed up the evening, I'd like a table close to the kitchen, and an ambulance parked right outside.}} |
{{THT|After sending Apu|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Apu|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|Come on, octuplets. | + | {{TB|Come on, octuplets. Let's go put another "Kids eat Free!" restaurant out of business!}} |
{{THT|After sending Ned|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Ned|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | ||
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{{THT|After sending Skinner|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Skinner|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Don't expect me to thank you. An evening with Mother is joyless no matter the setting.}} |
{{THT|After sending Krusty |colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Krusty |colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
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{{THT|After sending Willie|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Willie|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Willie Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB|If | + | {{TB|If I've had enough whiskey, I'll believe anything is haggis. Remember this simple rule, and the evening will go better.}} |
{{THT|After sending Comic Book Guy|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Comic Book Guy|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
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{{THT|After sending Otto|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Otto|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Otto Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'll start with a bowl of the color blue. For my main course, I'd like to watch "Strange Brew" with your coolest busboy.}} |
{{Tapped Out Otto Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Otto Icon}} | ||
{{TB|For dessert, the entire world holding hands and experiencing perfect knowingness.}} | {{TB|For dessert, the entire world holding hands and experiencing perfect knowingness.}} | ||
{{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|There's something magical about being served your food by your food.}} |
{{THT|After sending Kodos|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After sending Kodos|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}} | ||
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{{THT|After the task is complete|colspan=2}} | {{THT|After the task is complete|colspan=2}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|I'm pretty sure that was the meal that kills me. And I couldn't be happier.}} |
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
{{TB|No offense, Dad, but watching you and everyone in that restaurant gorge themselves was kind of disgusting.}} | {{TB|No offense, Dad, but watching you and everyone in that restaurant gorge themselves was kind of disgusting.}} | ||
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}} | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}} | ||
− | {{TB| | + | {{TB|Couldn't be happier...}} |
{{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | {{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
}} | }} | ||
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{{TBT|[[Homer]], [[Apu]], [[Ned]], [[Cletus]], [[Krusty]], [[Skinner]], [[Willie]], [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Moe]], [[Professor Frink]], [[Otto]], [[Kang]], [[Kodos]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]], [[Marge]], [[Wiggum]], [[Luigi]], [[Grampa]], [[Snake]], [[Quimby]], [[Kirk]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Moleman]], [[Mrs. Krabappel]], [[Bumblebee Man]], [[Dr. Nick]], [[Dr. Hibbert]], [[Fat Tony]], [[Hank Scorpio]], [[Duffman]], [[Barney]], [[Smithers]], [[Lenny]], [[Carl]], [[Legs]], [[Louie]], [[Miss Springfield]], [[Agnes]], [[The Rich Texan]], [[Wolfcastle]], [[Sea Captain]], [[Abraham Lincoln]], [[Arnie Pye]], [[Herman]], [[Jasper]], [[Maude]], [[Booberella]], [[Lou]], [[Eddie]], [[Chalmers]], [[Patty]], [[Selma]], [[Disco Stu]], [[Suzanne the Witch]], [[Luann]], [[The Yes Guy]], [[Lugash]], [[Drederick Tatum]], [[Sideshow Mel]], [[Brockman]], [[Kearney]] | {{TBT|[[Homer]], [[Apu]], [[Ned]], [[Cletus]], [[Krusty]], [[Skinner]], [[Willie]], [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Moe]], [[Professor Frink]], [[Otto]], [[Kang]], [[Kodos]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]], [[Marge]], [[Wiggum]], [[Luigi]], [[Grampa]], [[Snake]], [[Quimby]], [[Kirk]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Moleman]], [[Mrs. Krabappel]], [[Bumblebee Man]], [[Dr. Nick]], [[Dr. Hibbert]], [[Fat Tony]], [[Hank Scorpio]], [[Duffman]], [[Barney]], [[Smithers]], [[Lenny]], [[Carl]], [[Legs]], [[Louie]], [[Miss Springfield]], [[Agnes]], [[The Rich Texan]], [[Wolfcastle]], [[Sea Captain]], [[Abraham Lincoln]], [[Arnie Pye]], [[Herman]], [[Jasper]], [[Maude]], [[Booberella]], [[Lou]], [[Eddie]], [[Chalmers]], [[Patty]], [[Selma]], [[Disco Stu]], [[Suzanne the Witch]], [[Luann]], [[The Yes Guy]], [[Lugash]], [[Drederick Tatum]], [[Sideshow Mel]], [[Brockman]], [[Kearney]] | ||
}}}} | }}}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | === Pt. 11 === | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Moe's is packed! This whole town is drunk!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|We couldn't afford it till now. When money's no object, why would anyone choose to be sober?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|We're all super charming and fun now! And, yes, vehicular homicides have ticked up. But when you're drunk, it just doesn't matter.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I had no idea my prices were forcing everyone into horrible, horrible sobriety. I gotta make up for that!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Hey, everybody! Drinks on the house!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 15 and Build Moe's Tavern}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Enjoy a Beer|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]|12}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Homer|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I will drink your free beer. If that makes me a hero, so be it.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Apu|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Wait, you have to be 21 to buy beer? Oh, boy. I have almost certainly ruined many young lives.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Ned|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Let's all raise a glass of this sinful devil's brew, whose poisonous lies leadeth us astray from the path of -- hey! Where's everybody going?}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Cletus|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|My Pappy had a saying: "Alkey-hall yum." Words to live by.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Sideshow Mel|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Sideshow Mel Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"For a quart of ale is a dish for a king!" -- [[William Shakespeare]]. "What he said!" -- Sideshow Mel}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Skinner|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I do some of my best mimeographing when I'm drunk.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Willie|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Hurry up! I can't face mopping the boys bathroom sober.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Comic Book Guy|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|One Romulan Ale, please. If you do not carry the real thing, a reasonable facsimile is Coors Light and green food coloring.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Moe|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You picked me for this job?! Check the name on the sign. You know I get free beer all the time, right?}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Professor Frink|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I am also working on a beer-replacement powder that will render alcohol obsolete. Full disclosure.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Brockman|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Local newsman gets drunk and swings by his ex-wife's house, only to discover she has definitely moved on. Story at eleven.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Alcohol has no effect on Rigellians. I drink only to look cool.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Kodos|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I APPLAUD YOUR CRAFT BEER MOVEMENT!!!!!!!!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After the task is complete|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|That's funny. I thought giving away beer to my neighbors would make me feel good. But, nope.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|It's nice to know I haven't been missing out on anything. Okay, you drunks. Prices just doubled!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | Characters that can do the task are: | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TBT|[[Homer]], [[Apu]], [[Ned]], [[Cletus]], [[Skinner]], [[Willie]], [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Moe]], [[Professor Frink]], [[Kang]], [[Kodos]] , [[Sideshow Mel]] , [[Brockman]], [[Wiggum]] , [[Luigi]], [[Krusty]], [[Grampa]], [[Snake]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]], [[Quimby]], [[Marge]], [[Kirk]], [[Moleman]], [[Mrs. Krabappel]], [[Bumblebee Man]], [[Dr. Nick]], [[Dr. Hibbert]], [[Fat Tony]], [[Hank Scorpio]], [[Duffman]], [[Otto]], [[Barney]], [[Smithers]], [[Lenny]], [[Carl]], [[Legs]], [[Louie]], [[Miss Springfield]], [[Agnes]], [[The Rich Texan]], [[Wolfcastle]], [[Sea Captain]], [[Abraham Lincoln]], [[Arnie Pye]], [[Herman]], [[Jasper]], [[Maude]], [[Booberella]], [[Lou]], [[Eddie]], [[Chalmers]], [[Patty]], [[Selma]], [[Disco Stu]], [[Suzanne the Witch]], [[Luann]], [[The Yes Guy]], [[Lugash]], [[Drederick Tatum]], [[Kearney]] | ||
+ | }}}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | === Pt. 12 === | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Okay, Mom, here's my Christmas list, along with attached appendices.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I've included an index at the back, and on page 45 you'll find a glossary of common BB gun terms.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Bart, don't you think that's a bit excessive? Even by your standards?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Oh, I think we can afford to live a little, Lisa.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|What the hey! This year, there is no budget! The sky's the limit!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|When it's free, we can buy as much of your love as we want!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Shop for Loved Ones|6 hours|a {{TOG|Shop}}|12}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Homer|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Marge needs a new dress. Something adventurous. Unexpected. Outside the box, if you will. I wonder if she'd look good in green...}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Apu|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|The fact everything is free in no way improves the experience of shopping for eight toddlers.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Krusty|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I'll take aisles 4 through 6. A team of unpaid interns from Emerson will sort it all out once I get it home.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Cletus |colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|No more diggin' in the trash for mah family. From now on, I gets mah trash from big box stores!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Rev. Lovejoy|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|If there's a commandment against coveting your neighbors possessions, I've never heard of it!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Dr. Nick|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Dr. Nick Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Your loved one just died on my examining table. It sometimes happens when a doctor has to take a patient's pulse.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Smithers|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|My only loved one is a desiccated old monster who thinks only of doing evil. I'm the luckiest man on earth!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Comic Book Guy|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I have no idea what real adults buy.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Moe|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I bet you think the concept of "loved ones" is totally foreign to me.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|If you're so smart, why don't you tell me what a loved one is? And go slow -- I'm taking copious notes.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Hans Moleman|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Moleman Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|What is the inside of a store like?}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Carl|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I need a gift for Lenny, but it's so hard shopping for the man who has nothing.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|All Rigelians suffer from a crippling shopping addiction.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Kodos|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I WILL INVEST IN A GOOD PAIR OF JEANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | Characters that can do the task are: | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TBT|[[Homer]], [[Apu]], [[Cletus]], [[Krusty]], [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]], [[Moe]], [[Dr. Nick]], [[Kang]], [[Smithers]], [[Kodos]], [[Moleman]], [[Carl]], [[Ned]], [[Skinner]], [[Willie]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Marge]], [[Wiggum]], [[Luigi]], [[Grampa]], [[Snake]], [[Quimby]], [[Kirk]], [[Mrs. Krabappel]], [[Bumblebee Man]], [[Dr. Hibbert]], [[Fat Tony]], [[Professor Frink]], [[Hank Scorpio]], [[Duffman]], [[Otto]], [[Barney]], [[Lenny]], [[Legs]], [[Louie]], [[Miss Springfield]], [[Agnes]], [[The Rich Texan]], [[Wolfcastle]], [[Sea Captain]], [[Abraham Lincoln]], [[Arnie Pye]], [[Herman]], [[Jasper]], [[Maude]], [[Booberella]], [[Lou]], [[Eddie]], [[Chalmers]], [[Patty]], [[Selma]], [[Disco Stu]], [[Suzanne the Witch]], [[Luann]], [[The Yes Guy]], [[Lugash]], [[Drederick Tatum]], [[Sideshow Mel]], [[Brockman]], [[Kearney]] | ||
+ | }}}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | === Pt. 13 === | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Marge's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Hey, Lisa, what's the matter, sweetie? You look upset.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Something doesn't feel right about these gift cards, mom. They're bringing out the worst in all of us.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Try not to think about it. Here, have some egg nog.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Thanks. Hey! This nog tastes like Dad smells when he comes home from Moe's. Did you spike my drink?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|No! Of course not! You're a child! Now finish the glass. It'll cheer you right up. And, uh, maybe don't operate a motor vehicle for the next two hours.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Ponder the Meaning of the Holidays|24 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | === Pt. 14 === | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Hey Wiggum! You want a sandwich? I bought a dozen of them. You know, like the rich guy I now am.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Rich guys always buy as much of something as possible, so you can tell them apart from poors. I think it's one of the wealthy's best qualities.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Thanks. Hey, have you noticed that when you don't have to work for a living, you end up with a lot of time to kill?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Well, I find eating sandwiches to be a rewarding way to fill the time.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Other people may turn to reading, or spending time with loved ones. But as for me, sandwiches.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I never realized you were so wise. I guess your wisdom gets lost beneath the innumerable dumb things you do and say.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Mouth Full}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Whaaggub?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Nevermind. Keep eating, friend. Keep eating.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Overeat|8 hours|an {{TOG|Eatery}}|12}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Homer|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You heard me -- I'll have the entire dessert cart.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Apu|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Apu Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|America has taught me so much about overeating. Time to put it all into action.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Ned|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|The Bible says, "Every moving thing that liveth shall be meat for you." I'm just doing the Man Upstairs' work.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Grampa|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|This will quite possibly kill me!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Rev. Lovejoy|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Yeah, well there's no commandment against eating till you puke, either.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Brockman|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|My greatest gift as a newsman? All my weight gain occurs below desk-height.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Agnes|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Cut everything with Metamucil and let God sort 'em out!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Comic Book Guy|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I assume you have some sort of machine back there that supersizes meals? Run my French fries through it ten times.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Dr. Hibbert|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I'm still in better health than most of these lazy slobs.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Duffman|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Duffman Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Everything goes better with the great taste of Duff! So that's my order: everything.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Sea Captain|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Thar be the white whale! ...is what I'll say next time I look in the mirror.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Foolish humans! Your Cookies 'n' Cream is your only worthy creation!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Kodos|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|EVERYTHING IS BETTER FRIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | Characters that can do the task are: | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TBT|[[Homer]], [[Apu]], [[Ned]], [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]], [[Grampa]], [[Kang]], [[Kodos]], [[Brockman]], [[Agnes]], [[Dr. Hibbert]], [[Duffman]], [[Sea Captain]], [[Moe]], [[Dr. Nick]], [[Smithers]], [[Moleman]], [[Carl]], [[Cletus]], [[Krusty]], [[Skinner]], [[Willie]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Marge]], [[Wiggum]], [[Luigi]], [[Snake]], [[Quimby]], [[Kirk]], [[Mrs. Krabappel]], [[Bumblebee Man]], [[Fat Tony]], [[Professor Frink]], [[Hank Scorpio]], [[Otto]], [[Barney]], [[Lenny]], [[Legs]], [[Louie]], [[Miss Springfield]], [[The Rich Texan]], [[Wolfcastle]], [[Abraham Lincoln]], [[Arnie Pye]], [[Herman]], [[Jasper]], [[Maude]], [[Booberella]], [[Lou]], [[Eddie]], [[Chalmers]], [[Patty]], [[Selma]], [[Disco Stu]], [[Suzanne the Witch]], [[Luann]], [[The Yes Guy]], [[Lugash]], [[Drederick Tatum]], [[Sideshow Mel]], [[Kearney]] | ||
+ | }}}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | === Pt. 15 === | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Barney Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Another round, bartender!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Exhausted}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Can't... lift... another... mug.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Town... too alcoholic... for one bartender... to serve.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Drink Too Much|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Cletus|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|How much of this "beer" stuff do I have ta drink before I goes blind? Come on!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Otto|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Otto Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|What day is it? Please include the month and year in your answer.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Ned|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|The Bible says, "Every boozy liquid that liveth shall be drink for you." I'm paraphrasing, of course}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Barney|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Barney Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|{{*}}BELCH!{{*}}}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Rev. Lovejoy|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I know a lot of people say this, but I totally pray better after a few drinks.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Maude|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Maude Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Get a few beers in me, and I'll haunt anything.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Agnes|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Tap on somebody else! I'm drinking!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Comic Book Guy|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Where are the busty wenches? Is this a Renn Fair, or isn't it?}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Krabappel|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Mrs. Krabappel Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I just teach better with a crippling hangover.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Miss Springfield|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Miss Springfield Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|{{*}}BUURRPP{{*}} Give me another beer, morality clause be damned!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending The Rich Texan|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Anyone want to see what I'm like when I'm even less inhibited? No? Too bad!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Your world is mine, just as soon as I escape from this phone/tablet device.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Kodos|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|ME DRINK NOW!!!!!!!!!!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | Characters that can do the task are: | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TBT|[[Ned]], [[Cletus]], [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]], [[Otto]], [[Barney]], [[Kang]], [[Kodos]], [[Maude]], [[Mrs. Krabappel]], [[Agnes]], [[Miss Springfield]], [[The Rich Texan]], [[Grampa]], [[Brockman]], [[Dr. Hibbert]], [[Duffman]], [[Sea Captain]], [[Homer]], [[Apu]], [[Krusty]], [[Skinner]], [[Willie]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Marge]], [[Moe]], [[Wiggum]], [[Luigi]], [[Snake]], [[Quimby]], [[Kirk]], [[Moleman]], [[Bumblebee Man]], [[Dr. Nick]], [[Fat Tony]], [[Professor Frink]], [[Hank Scorpio]], [[Smithers]], [[Lenny]], [[Carl]], [[Legs]], [[Louie]], [[Wolfcastle]], [[Abraham Lincoln]], [[Arnie Pye]], [[Herman]], [[Jasper]], [[Booberella]], [[Lou]], [[Eddie]], [[Chalmers]], [[Patty]], [[Selma]], [[Disco Stu]], [[Suzanne the Witch]], [[Luann]], [[The Yes Guy]], [[Lugash]], [[Drederick Tatum]], [[Sideshow Mel]], [[Kearney]] | ||
+ | }}}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | === Pt. 16 === | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Everybody get up! It's time to go shopping! We need to get to those sales!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sad}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Sales? Dad, it's 6 AM and money has lost all meaning so sales are pointless. Also, 6 AM.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|If we wait 'til 7, we'll miss all the pushing, shoving and rioting! And Christmas will be ruined.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Stampede Stores|12 hours|{{TOG|Shop}}s|12}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Cletus|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|My secret? I have very few teeth for my fellow rioters to knock out.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Otto|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Otto Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|It will be some time before I realize I forgot my wallet.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Willie|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|My people were killing each other for no reason centuries ago!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Mr. Burns|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|A gentle breeze can leave me hospitalized. This will not end well.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Wiggum|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I'm a sworn officer of the law, yes. But I'm also a greedy dude with a gun.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Snake|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Snake Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I look forward to robbing you in the parking lot.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Professor Frink|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I have created a computer model that predicts crowd flow, thus giving me a decided-- good glayvin! So much pushing!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Smithers|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|A lot of repressed rage is about to come out. Please look away.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Hank Scorpio|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I love a good riot! Reminds me of my time at Guantanamo Bay. Great accommodations, terrible meal plan.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Herman|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Herman Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Guerrilla warfare is the only way to deal with mass enemies like this. I'll die before I miss out on a sale on one-armed T-shirts.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|You people are worse than Arcturians on Gaarn the Merciless-mas. FYI, that is a dire insult!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Kodos|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|ALL YOUR DVD PLAYERS ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!!!!!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | Characters that can do the task are: | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TBT|[[Cletus]], [[Willie]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Wiggum]], [[Snake]], [[Professor Frink]], [[Otto]], [[Kang]], [[Smithers]], [[Kodos]], [[Hank Scorpio]], [[Herman]], [[Homer]], [[Apu]], [[Ned]], [[Krusty]], [[Skinner]], [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]], [[Marge]], [[Moe]], [[Luigi]], [[Grampa]], [[Quimby]], [[Kirk]], [[Moleman]], [[Mrs. Krabappel]], [[Bumblebee Man]], [[Dr. Nick]], [[Dr. Hibbert]], [[Fat Tony]], [[Duffman]], [[Barney]], [[Lenny]], [[Carl]], [[Legs]], [[Louie]], [[Miss Springfield]], [[Agnes]], [[The Rich Texan]], [[Wolfcastle]], [[Sea Captain]], [[Abraham Lincoln]], [[Arnie Pye]], [[Jasper]], [[Maude]], [[Booberella]], [[Lou]], [[Eddie]], [[Chalmers]], [[Patty]], [[Selma]], [[Disco Stu]], [[Suzanne the Witch]], [[Luann]], [[The Yes Guy]], [[Lugash]], [[Drederick Tatum]], [[Sideshow Mel]], [[Brockman]], [[Kearney]] | ||
+ | }}}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | === Pt. 17 === | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Look at what these holiday gift cards have done to this town, Dad. We're falling apart!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Sweetie, did you ever think maybe a town constructed of money and donuts isn't meant to last forever?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}} | ||
+ | {{TB|It's the Seven Deadly Sins on parade! We eat all the time -- that's Gluttony.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}} | ||
+ | {{TB|We lie around drinking all day -- that's Sloth!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}} | ||
+ | {{TB|We fight each other to buy everything in sight -- Greed!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|That's only three sins. Four more to go -- including some of the funnest ones!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Wrath, Lust, Pride-- ooh, and Envy! Let's not pull the plug until I've had a chance to get in some sweet, sweet envying.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Destroy Gift Cards|60 minutes|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | === Pt. 18 === | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Lisa! Why are you destroying the mysterious windfall from an unknown benefactor that has poisoned this once-peaceful small town?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Well, uh, you just explained it pretty well.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Thanks! But we gotta be careful. People love those cards, and you know how quickly angry mobs form in this town.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Angry}} | ||
+ | {{TB|They're destroying gift cards! Kill the Simpsons!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Hey, look at that! We've never had a Flanders-led mob before.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Angry}} | ||
+ | {{TB|When you've run from as many mobs as I have, you really appreciate novelty.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Homer Hide from Springfielders|24 hours|[[Bart's Treehouse]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Hide from Springfielders|24 hours|[[Bart's Treehouse]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Hunt for the Simpsons|8 hours|{{TOG|Gome Visitable|Visitable Homes}}|12}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Cletus|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Cletus Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|My best bloodhound took one whiff of Homer's scent and died.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Ned|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Ned Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|We're gonna mess you up, neighboreenos!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Willie|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Willie Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Ah, it's grand to be running, feeling the wind up my kilt, pursuing friends to their death.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Mr. Burns|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Yes, find the Simpsons! They're the real villain in this town, right? Right, guys?}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Skinner|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I'd like to focus my hunting on Bart.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Comic Book Guy|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Stop the runners before they reach Sanctuary! SUCCESSFUL MOVIE REFERENCE!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Fat Tony|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Fat Tony Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't support all forms of mob violence.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Carl|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|The Simpsons are dear friends. But, you know, "when in Rome"...}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Suzanne the Witch|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Suzanne the Witch Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I could cast a spell to find them, but it seems more efficient to do random building searches.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Drederick Tatum|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Drederick Tatum Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Ten years of intensive anger management classes, down the drain.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Kang|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Kang Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|I have a Class Four Human Hunting License. Why am I not in charge?}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After sending Kodos|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Kodos Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|ALL HUMANS LOOK THE SAME!!!!!!!!!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|After the task is complete|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Who'd have thought people would get so mad at the thought of going from rich big shots to regular, poor losers.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Wait, why are we doing this again?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|People need to see that they are abandoning everything in the face of limitless buying power.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|The things that really matter in life aren't tangible.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Oh. Yeah, I knew that... So, just so we're clear, what we're talking about will end free beer at Moe's, won't it?}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | Characters that can do the "Hunt for the Simpsons" task are: | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TBT|[[Ned]], [[Cletus]], [[Skinner]], [[Willie]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Dr. Nick]], [[Kang]], [[Kodos]], [[Carl]], [[Suzanne the Witch]], [[Drederick Tatum]], [[Apu]], [[Rev. Lovejoy]], [[Moe]], [[Wiggum]], [[Luigi]], [[Grampa]], [[Snake]], [[Quimby]], [[Kirk]], [[Moleman]], [[Mrs. Krabappel]], [[Bumblebee Man]], [[Dr. Hibbert]], [[Fat Tony]], [[Professor Frink]], [[Hank Scorpio]], [[Duffman]], [[Otto]], [[Barney]], [[Smithers]], [[Lenny]], [[Legs]], [[Louie]], [[Miss Springfield]], [[Agnes]], [[The Rich Texan]], [[Wolfcastle]], [[Sea Captain]], [[Abraham Lincoln]], [[Arnie Pye]], [[Jasper]], [[Maude]], [[Booberella]], [[Lou]], [[Eddie]], [[Chalmers]], [[Patty]], [[Selma]], [[Disco Stu]], [[Luann]], [[The Yes Guy]], [[Lugash]], [[Sideshow Mel]], [[Brockman]], [[Kearney]] | ||
+ | }}}} | ||
+ | |||
+ | === Pt. 19 === | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Claus Co. is at the heart of all this trouble. But who are they?}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Hmmm.... There's some terms and conditions printed on the back of these gift cards.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|"Pursuant to the clause stated in paragraph 5, ..." Dad! These conditions are even worse than a cell phone company's!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|They're almost as draconian as the makers of popular mobile devices, such as phones and tablets!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|The same devices upon which people play freemium games!}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Anyone who'd waste their time on that junk deserves whatever's coming to them.}} | ||
+ | {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Read Fine Print|12 hours|[[Bart's Treehouse]]}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | === Pt. 20 === | ||
+ | {{Table| | ||
+ | {{TH|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Dad, I found a loophole. Claus Co. gift cards are only good for approximately 5 weeks.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|All this credit will be useless before the end of January. Then Springfield will go back to normal.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Moe Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Gee, it hardly seems worth it murdering anybody over five lousy weeks. Six or seven, sure. But not five.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Marge Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|Well, maybe now we can all go back to celebrating the holidays the way we should -- by gathering with family and friends.}} | ||
+ | {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}} | ||
+ | {{TB|And sneaking off whenever possible to grind out all those sweet Claus Co. prizes before five weeks is up!}} | ||
+ | {{THT|{{Task|Collect Presents|50}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | {{THT|Quest reward: {{GiftCard|20}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}} | ||
+ | }} | ||
+ | |||
+ | {{Tapped Out Quests/Christmas 2013}} |
Latest revision as of 16:58, May 23, 2024
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Tapped Out Quest Information
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Too Much of a Good Thing is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Christmas 2013 content update.
Contents
Dialogue[edit]
Pt. 1[edit]
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Pt. 2[edit]
Pt. 3[edit]
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Pt. 4[edit]
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Pt. 5[edit]
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Pt. 6[edit]
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Pt. 7[edit]
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Pt. 8[edit]
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Pt. 9[edit]
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Pt. 10[edit]
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Pt. 11[edit]
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Pt. 12[edit]
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Pt. 13[edit]
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Pt. 14[edit]
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Pt. 15[edit]
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Pt. 16[edit]
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Pt. 17[edit]
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Pt. 18[edit]
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Characters that can do the "Hunt for the Simpsons" task are:
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Pt. 19[edit]
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Pt. 20[edit]
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The Simpsons: Tapped Out Christmas 2013 quests
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B-List Stars on Ice • Better Than a Garden Gnome • A Bont of Friendship • Christmas Bonus Payout • Christmas Clearance • Deck the Malls • Do Unto Others • Dollars to Donuts • Egg on Your Noggin' • The Face of the Holidays • The Great Donut Caper • Holiday Trappings • Next Idle Character Intro • Not in Pandaland Anymore • Plowness Envy • Rest From the Wicked • Righteous Indignation • Too Much of a Good Thing • Trees and Greetings | ||
Mr. Costington | The Cost of Doing Business | |
The Yes Guy | Positive Reinforcement | |
The Grumple | How Mr. Simpson Stole Christmas | |
Plow King | The Once and Future King | |
Santa Flanders | Flanders' Dual-Colored Dreamcoat | |
Ebenezer Burns | A Holiday Hymn |